They Must Really Be Desperate

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NBC has renewed the Celebrity Apprentice for another season.

Hopefully next time they'll get a better crop than the losers on this season!

And is there any way to get a new host???

    Posted: Jan 30, 2008 at 2:38 pm / Email this  »

    57 comments to “They Must Really Be Desperate”

    1. Gerlord says – reply to this


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      double ugh

    2. duh says – reply to this


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      you should do this show fatass!!!

    3. jordan says – reply to this


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      first!! WAAAAA!!!

    4. shayla says – reply to this


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      ready and…
      hate.

    5. amber says – reply to this


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      that show sucks!!!

    6. Joe Average says – reply to this


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      I am suprised you are not trying to get on you fucking ape faced pants shitting loser. Oh I forgot you are "D" list.

    7. Twiggy Twink says – reply to this


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      DONALD TRUMP IS SUCH HAM!!!

    8. CHUCK says – reply to this


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      THE TRUPSTER ROCKS!!!!
      I'D JUMP IN FRONT OF A CAR FOR HIM….
      PLUS, I'D LIKE TO BANG HIS DAUGHTER…..

    9. Twiggy Twink says – reply to this


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      DONALD TRUMP LOOKS LIKE BOILED HAM! THAT BYTCH NEEDS TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
      DONALD TRUMP LOOKS LIKE BOILED HAM! THAT BYTCH NEEDS TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
      DONALD TRUMP LOOKS LIKE BOILED HAM! THAT BYTCH NEEDS TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
      DONALD TRUMP LOOKS LIKE BOILED HAM! THAT BYTCH NEEDS TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
      DONALD TRUMP LOOKS LIKE BOILED HAM! THAT BYTCH NEEDS TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
      DONALD TRUMP LOOKS LIKE BOILED HAM! THAT BYTCH NEEDS TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
      DONALD TRUMP LOOKS LIKE BOILED HAM! THAT BYTCH NEEDS TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
      DONALD TRUMP LOOKS LIKE BOILED HAM! THAT BYTCH NEEDS TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
      DONALD TRUMP LOOKS LIKE BOILED HAM! THAT BYTCH NEEDS TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
      DONALD TRUMP LOOKS LIKE BOILED HAM! THAT BYTCH NEEDS TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
      DONALD TRUMP LOOKS LIKE BOILED HAM! THAT BYTCH NEEDS TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
      DONALD TRUMP LOOKS LIKE BOILED HAM! THAT BYTCH NEEDS TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!
      DONALD TRUMP LOOKS LIKE BOILED HAM! THAT BYTCH NEEDS TO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE!

    10. Julia says – reply to this


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      Ughh I am so sick of the Donald he makes me irritated his voice drives me mental and it sucks he should be able to do something different like just sit aorund and be rich they should have never put him on TV.. it's all gone to his head and he sucks

    11. bee says – reply to this


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      That is the best caption, ever! Hahahhaa

    12. Aubrey says – reply to this


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      …would be nice (new host, that is).

    13. Fidel Castro says – reply to this


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      Mario, Mario, Mario …. You silly fat assed homo

      I still live and breath
      Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

      Love

      Fidel

    14. WHAT A JOKE says – reply to this


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      What a joke- most of the people on the show now aren't even celebs! I bet Spencer Pratt tries to get on!

    15. stefystef says – reply to this


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      Why, God? WHY????

    16. james soltis says – reply to this


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      I didn't realize Perez Hilton established himself throughout the world like the other people on the apprentice this season - i would personally say that perez is a no talent - out of shape - ugly ass - terrible hypocrite
      Good luck trying to degrade people with your shenanigans that live in an upper class than you.

      Amazing how someone like you trys these actions just to get attention!
      I feel for sorry for you!

    17. giorgi says – reply to this


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      They're so desperate, they may even turn to Perez, but we doubt it.

    18. C.U.N.T. says – reply to this


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      hahaha, I usually think Perez is a stupid prick, but this made me laugh. What a joke the show is. And it's funny how when NBC wasn't sure if they were going to renew Apprentice yet, Trump announced he wasn't going to return and focus on other projects instead, obviously to save face. But then came running back when NBC decided to renew it for another season, and they came up with this Celebrity stinker of an idea. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU DONALD DUMP

    19. Katie says – reply to this


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      That show is terrible! Seriously, who watches it?

    20. Cheryl says – reply to this


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      I love Celebrity Apprentice. Stephen Baldwin is hilarious!

    21. I PISSED ON PEREZ says – reply to this


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      FUCK YOU PEREZ!!!

    22. christine says – reply to this


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      myspace(dot)com(slash)everyday_is420

    23. Susie says – reply to this


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      I haven't seen the show, but i kind of really like Nely Galan…she's decent people, and she's done a lot for Latinos in the entertainment business…like Perez…so why call here a loser?

    24. Britney Spears says – reply to this


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      PICK ME YALL!!!

    25. Cassie says – reply to this


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      Hey!! For all you Perez hater's, what are you doing on HIS website anyway? If you hate him soooo………then why are you here?

    26. Phoebe says – reply to this


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      Those fake chompers look like Ross' teeth on Friends when he did the teeth whiteners-glow in the dark!

    27. jess says – reply to this


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      mhhmmm

    28. Joe-MF'in-G says – reply to this


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      "Hopefully next time they'll get a better crop than the losers on this season!" Hahahaha, Perez you are a joke my friend. The "LOSERS" (as you call them)on Celebrity Apprentice would mop the floor with you. Unlike you…. they make a HONEST living and dont spew garbage and filth about people on the net. Trump wouldnt even think of asking you on his show and IF (big huge IF) he did… you would be the first to get fired. Will you please O.D or eat yourself to death already. Thanks- ,,!,

    29. Christine says – reply to this


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      Donald is sometimes fun to watch. The lady celebs are kinda lame this season. Who the hell ARE some of them?????? The men are much better. In the end… whatever.

    30. Snaul says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez, it would be cool if you didn't rip off the WWE wit the I LOVE COCK comment…

      DX MAN FOR LYFE!

    31. David James says – reply to this


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      Stopped watching the second Gene Simmons got kicked off the show…
      This show really is terrible and should be canceled

    32. Mango says – reply to this


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      Wow, stupiud writers strike. The ratings after the debut suck. Bring back Laguna Beach.

    33. mz says – reply to this


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      Those teeth are blinding me! Theyr not even white, theyr blue.

    34. THEMOMMA says – reply to this


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      WHHHHHHHYYYYYYY ? ANOTHER SEASON ????????

    35. kymmie says – reply to this


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      Trump makes me wanna puke. He's so old and gross and fat…I don't care how much cash he's got….it's not enough!

    36. LeonA'$ Gho$T, yep, just as GREAT in 2008!!! says – reply to this


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      I can't stand this bitch–my Harry owned NEW YORK!!!

    37. Linx0rz says – reply to this


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      wtf is up with this picture? It is sosoosoo photoshopped. w tf

    38. I Went To W-H-A-R-T-O-N. Just Ask Hump, He Will Tell You says – reply to this


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      anyone who names their kid baron, has ego problems.

    39. Madge Mink says – reply to this


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      Perez, If you watched the show, IM sure you would have fallen in LOVE
      There is a very hot boxer, Latin with Dyed blond hair
      They seem to manage to get him shirtless every week, but for no good reason
      Who is he????
      He is so HOT HOT HOT

    40. Britta says – reply to this


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      Where is his son Eric?
      They keep him locked away somewhere, like in his closet
      Eric is the best looking of the kids, and I believe a friend of Rosie

    41. Daniel says – reply to this


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      Oh Great, just what this world needs is another reality show promoting a bunch of idiots to act like there superior…..and Donald Trump…my god that man makes me want to vomit, everything about him is revolting on so many levels

    42. so annoying trumpster!!! says – reply to this


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      Donald Trump is the most annoying person on tv!! He needs to build buildings instead of having feuds with dushebags like rosie odonnell. He's worse than gossiping women at a tupperware party!!!

    43. LISA says – reply to this


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      "Hopefully next time they'll get a better crop than the losers on this season!"

      I think that's Perez's way of saying he hopes they ask him.

    44. Marla Maples says – reply to this


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      JESUS…This dip-shit's teeth are as wierd as his hair….and with the continuing writer's strike NBC is OBVIUSLY desperate if they're re-newing Trump's repugnant show…which I've NEVER watched and NEVER will…but I KNOW is repugnant because, let's face it, DONALD DUMP is the MOST REPUGNANT person on the planet. Hell…he's even more repugnant than the prez, and that's DAMN REPUGNANT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    45. DUMP THE FRUMPY TRUMP says – reply to this


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      The Old Fart Dumpster has the same color hair (orange) as my tabby cat and the style of poor man who can't afford a good haricut——–Oh wait he has money and stills wears it this way! HA HA What A DOUCHE, Oh Yeah and his SHOW SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    46. RICHARD03 says – reply to this


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      HEY DOUCHE BAG, SHAVE YOUR FUCKING HEAD ALREADY, I'M FUCKING EMBARRSED FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    47. Rach says – reply to this


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      The show is funny, I watch it - You should be a guest next year VOLUNTEER Pezzy if your "celebrity" enough that is, oooooooh…..

    48. Shawn says – reply to this


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      I hate him and his daughter. She curses too much (Ellen Show). She's white trash with $$.

    49. Snoodle says – reply to this


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      That scrawled caption caught me off guard,lol

    50. ebrookeb says – reply to this


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      This season is awful! Maybe the "celebrities" on this season thought that it would be good p.r. to do the show but they thought wrong.

    51. cornjob says – reply to this


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      somebody do us all a favor and kick this has-been fossil to the curb once and for all. he's the only one who is interested in listening to what he has to say anymore…..yecccch

    52. boobies says – reply to this


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      GENE SIMMONS IS NOT A LOSER

    53. foxyRoxy says – reply to this


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      Re: David James – Gene Simmons was so much fun to watch. I loved his self confidence!!!

    54. ml says – reply to this


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      OMG i've never seen glow in the dark dentures before….wow!! what has this world come to….all these hollywood ppl are toothpicks, orange mutants from overbaking in tanning, and glow in the dark dentures..ventures..!!

    55. ewqewq says – reply to this


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      i bet he lieks teh cock, he lieks it up teh butt

    56. melinda says – reply to this


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      I don't know about a new host, but Donald Trump desperately need a new head of hair.

    57. merry says – reply to this


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      Who watches this loser show? Jeez, I couldn't stand 10 minutes of Donald Dump, why would anyone want to watch him for an hour at a time, let alone 3 seasons?