Your Daily Crazy
Filed under: Britney Spears
Life without some Britney insanity would be like sex without an orgasm - not as much fun!
Spears got herself a new Marcedes Benz SLK 350 delivered on Tuesday.
The former pop star took it out for a spin by herself and (as usual) madness ensued!
On the way home, a paparazzo gives her some "short cut" advice to get to her house at the Summit on Mulholland Drive through the mountains.
Britney gets scared. She says she's "dizzy" and needs the help of a photog to turn her car around.
Then, when she gets back in the car, she asks another paparazzo to ride back home with her.
Oh, and it's her first day with her new Benz and she's already got it a mess.
Bless her heart!
Click here to watch Brit Brit's vehicular farce.
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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
What would the world be without Unfitney drama???
NO VIDEO…….
WEEEE! Am i first? Love you Brit!
she's f**ked,get help already,you make us feel to good about ourselves…
I can smell her vadge from her.
you are so slow this was posted on TMS at like 8:30 this morning. It is now like 11:00. anyway this chick is really lost in the head. The poor thing need to stay home for a while and breath…maybe go to another one of her houses to get away from the LA paps.
First?The video doesn't work
First!
carzy bitch!!
oh jeez.
first!
I think she's smarter than given credit for, no way could a stupid crack ho come up with all these publicity stunts with just dumb luck. Nobody is this stupid.
why is this news? So what if Britney has a new car its not like she cant afford it. BTW this isn't "madness" its a stupid incident that these Brit stalkers report while praying she does something crazy so tehy can make some more money off it.
"…took it out for a sin by herself…"
Freudian?
Where the hell is it
not got anything to say. just didn't want some dick to write first.
How many cars does 1 person need?
Still love her!!
Oh snap!
I LOVE BRITNEY!
Why did they take it down?
Oh yeah.. First!
first?
she is soo pathetic.
first!!
what a waste of a human being
doesn't work
First?
how is that video link down already??!! bullshit
Woohoo@!\
someone help this girl, why is she bff's with the paps?
hahaa
cool
Awww…it's been removed…that sucks
FIRST! I HOPE U WASH YOUR BALLS JUST AS MUCH AS U MIND OTHER PEOPLES BUISNESS!
The video has been removed. Poor Brit. I was hoping Lynn's presence would inhibit her crazy behavior….
1st
wow, "marcedes" is spelled "Mercedes" and "a sin by herself" do you mean "spin by herself"
the video has been removed…
She is so FULL OF CRAP!!! "I"m so scared" pleeeezzeeeee!!!!! Shitney is just an attention whore, always has to be in the news. I wish she'd go away, way off the cliff!!
I have to chuckle everytime someone diggs on Perez… yet here you are reading it, visiting the site, creating hits, creating advertising dollars that pay the bills.
WE are what makes this valuable. Like it or not, WE pay the photogs salary, WE create the frenzy.
If change is what you desire, coming here to complain will not create the means to your end.
I am now stepping off my high horse. LOL Y'all have a good day. XOXO
She needs help and hopefully one day she will wake up and find it on her own
She had a small panic attack, was a bit hyperventilating (causing the dizzie feeling). Became more scared (scared of fainting or even dropping dead), started to hyperventilate a bit more, asked paperazzi for help. Too bad she has no one to explain things to her. Panic attacks are very treatable.
Hey tardbar…. Does your computer have spell check?? Your grammar is worse than a 3rd grader's.
That bitch is plumb crazy. She needs to be committed.
WHY IN THE WORLD DO PEOPLE GIVE A FUCK WHEN THEIR COMMENT IS FIRST OR NEW THE BEGINNING…..EVERYTIME ALL I SEE IS "FIRST" WHO THE FUCK CARES, DO U PEOPLE HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOU TIME…CONGRATS YOU ARE FIRST…WHERE IS THE PRIZE IDIOTS!!!
when she got out of the car, did she say, "it's not my car?" maybe she is not britney today but her other personality, lawanda. lawanda doesn't want to crash britney's car because she knows what a controlling bitch britney can be.
you know she bought that new car because its a 2 seater. she's like, hell yah, got rid of those 2 brats i can finally get the two seater!
i still cant believe noone can stop this nonsense.
this girl is off…
she wants attention, otherwise she would have got MB SUV with tinted windows..what happend to her driver??
this like a new movie eveyday…
Perez you made like 10,000 grammatical errors in that one!! tisk tisk!
Marcedes? I know you know better than that.
I CAN SEE IT NOW..IN 20 YEARS SHE WILL BE DRIVING ALL OVER CELEBRITY LAND IN A DIRTY ASS CAR,WEARING A BATHROBE,UNCLEAN, MUMBLING TO HERSELF,THE CAR FILLED WITH TACO BELL WRAPPERS AND 10 LITTLE OLD UNKEMPT DOGS WHO SHIT AND PISS IN THE CAR,SHE WILL STOP AT RITE-ADE TO FILL HER DEPAKOTE PRESCRIPTION AND BUY ARMLOADS OF USELESS DRUG STORE CRAP INCLUDING STICK-UP DEODORIZERS THAT WILL BE STRATEGICALLY PLACED THROUGHOUT THE CAR,EVERYTIME SHE EXITS THE CAR A PILE OF GARBAGE WILL FALL OUT WITH HER.SHE WILL PLASTER THE CAR WITH STUPID BUMPERSTICKERS AND HANG OUT ON SKID ROW.SHE WILL PERIODICALLY WASH UP IN GAS STATION REST ROOMS AND LEAVE THEM IN SHAMBLES WITH HER USED DIRTY PANTIES MAKING THE AIR GREEN.SHE WILL HAVE BY THEN HAD A COURT ORDERED FINANCIAL KEEPER TO DOLE OUT MONEY TO HER AND SHE WILL SPEND IT AS FAST AS SHE GETS IT,AND THEN CRY AND BEG FOR MORE. SHE NEEDS TO GET HELP NOW BEFORE THIS COMES TRUE,HER SONS WILL TURN AWAY FROM HER WHEN THEY SEE HER ON THE STREET, EMBARRASED BY HER.
she took it out for a "sin"???
She said she was dizzy from the flashes idiot.
ummm why does she have a bristish accent?
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Obviously Brittney's breakdown last night was over McCain's win in Florida. Right? She's worried about the world around her…rather than her stupid problems.
Ugh. Hollywood makes me want to vomit.
Re: jill – It would be a better world, hopefully the next time we hear about unfitney it'll be about her death.
Re: SHES NUTS – OMG soooo funny and true. LMAO
dont you mean she took it for a SPIN! damn you suck!
Perez, I'm not gonna lie and say I don't like your site - cause I do. But, it's really annoying when you use the words "former popstar"..what? Her album hit #1 (for like an hour, lol) then #2. She recieved amazing reviews for the LP and just won an award. It just comes off really cheap and so obvious you're jealous of her. You can call her trash and bash her for the ever so stupid things she does (cause I mean, most of the shit that's happened to her she has 100% totally brought on herself. But don't shit talk her music career too. It's just stupid.
someone please make sure that k-fed and his crew see this…keep them kids away from this crazy bitch
whats with the british accent???
I live about 3 hours away from her hometown here in louisiana and NONE of us talk like that around here!
she is sooooo CRAZY!
i am convinced!
she needs to come back south and ride a horse for a couple of weeks, the kinda stuff these country folk do out here!
I ENJOY READING YOUR DIRT ON PEOPLE,,BUT YOU (PEREZHILTON)REALLY NEED TO SLOW DOWN WHEN YOU TYPE..WHEN I READ IT,,IT SOUNDS AS IF YOUR SPEAKING EBONICS OR YOUR JUST FUCKING STUPID AND CANT USE PROPER GRAMMAR..ITS ANNOYING..YEAH SOMETIMES YOU DO THINGS ON PURPOSE,,BUT THE OTHER TIMES YOUR JUST IGNORANT..YOU TALK SHIT ON PEOPLE BUT CANT EVEN WRITE YOUR COMMENTS CORRECTLY..
FAITH
I LOVE BRITNEY!!!! Everyone justs makes a big deal out of nothing when it comes to her…. Cmon'n bitches, half of the Kids at UA are crazier and drink and du twice as much drugs… so back up her ass, before everyone was bitchin' cuz she was a mom. well legally she is no longer, so LEAVE THE BICH ALONE!
PEREZ- please please please proof read your posts- this is the 2nd one today that has a ton of spelling errors… and you change from present tense to past tense a few times. I'll be your proof-reader! Drop me a line
"took it out for a sin by herself" spin?
"a paparazzo give her some" gave, not give
where did that british accent come from????????
Poor girl. I just wanna give her a hug and a hot bowl of chicken noodle soup.
Didn't know that accent was THAT intense!
celebs nowadays can pretty much buy what ever they want. To bad in this case she can't buy brains or class. she's about as dumb as they get.
Why is she driving around by herself, AGAIN?? For God's sake, Britney, hire a safe, professional driver and some bodyguards! You are a danger to yourself and others behind the wheel of a car.
If she's not stopped in the middle of the road, she's zooming around at unsafe speeds, swerving in traffic, doing U-turns, etc. And in all of these Britney car videos, you can hear the blare of horns from other frustrated motorists. If she doesn't stop with the daily crazy rides, a serious accident is pretty much inevitable.
Safe and sane driving is NOT a joke! Just ask anymore who has lost a loved one to an auto accident.
I think she is very lonely. That's why she goes out for these drives, alone, and ends up giving a pap a ride or catching a ride with one. They are the only people who are "nice" to her.
WOW. I'd read about the English accent but hearing it is something else. She is truly a wingnut.
what's with the accent. wrong trailer park
Why in the hades is she still using that faux British accent, are you kidding me? It just makes her look psyco, which she is.
yeah, really, what about tinted windows. I mean if you're spending a 100 grand on a car would you not get the windows tinted? Hell even the Benz SUV that was in her Piece of Me Video.
However, that being said, she obviously suffers from panic attacks and nobody who has those could get through this.
CALIFORNIA ——– YOU NEED LAWS THAT THESE ASSHOLES NEED TO STAY A MINIMUM OF 5ft AWAY FROM THOSE THEY ARE PHOTOGRAPHING AND the !) FT AWAY FROM VEHICLES>
what is wrong with her!!!! and that accent it makes me scared!!!
Sigh. Leave her alone. Chris Crocker was right….leave her alone. Enough.
Just leave her alone, she's just an unlucky girl, she's desperate, she needs help and paparazzis are just so stupid, so grasping !
Nowadays, everybody said "oh my god, britney is crazy ! she's a bitch !", but 5 years ago, everybody love her, she was adulated!
Why can't the crazy bitch stay home just one night? I guess because she is such a media whore. Obviously she is doing nothing to try and get her kids back.
My initial thought was that the accent for all these weeks has just been a show for the cameras, but it is a pretty damn good accent which leads me to think that she really is suffering from split personality disorder.
PEREZ - You are CAUSING this girl to die. YOU. I know following her and ripping on her fills your pockets with money, but seriously, you HAVE TO STOP. THIS IS SO SAD. The girl has major mental issues — and they are made WORSE by slimy paparrazo and lame ass bloggers like you. You could actually help her if you cut her some slack. We should follow your fat a-s around and pick on you all day and see how NORMAL you would be. IF SHE KILLS HERSELF, YOU ARE TO BLAME.
she's missing a support group meeting!!! Stop buying cars and driving around aimlessly
lol,i get scared (anxious) about driving after doing drugs!
Why does she have a British accent going on!?! She's going Madonna…
WTF is with the accent?
Does she ever not drive around looking for attention??
sad lonely bitch needs a life
why is she speaking with a british accent? Perhaps because she's a skitzo! Which personality is she here?
that british accent is so weird!
Her fake British accent reminds me of Kevin Costner in "Robin Hood" or Brad Pitt in "Troy." Just plain ridiculous and embarrassing! Get some help from a dialect coach, Britney, if you're going to keep doing it!
Are we sure she doesn't have multiple personality disorder? She really did look lost and scared. Like REALLY lost and scared. Not just some act.
THAT FAKE ACCENT PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is painful to watch. whats up with the accent?
Rachael xx
Ok, can someone tell me why the FUCK she is speaking in a British accent??????????????? This chick is fucking nuts
Why isn't Tom Cruise helping her? He must know he is the only one who can.
Really though, WTF is up with her acting British?
WHAT IS WITH THIS FAKE ACCENT???
dang. that is my first time REALLY hearing her "british" accent….someone please help this girl and quit making fun of her…
WHY IS BRITNEY TALKING THAT WAY ?? SHE HAS AN ACENT NOW???
PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! I know I AM a whore and a bad mom, BUT PLEASE… I am human at least give me some respect and dignity GOSH people really …get a life or pick on someone that can defend themselves or is not mental like me. I AM PARANOID!!!!
This is ridiculous, I could be anyone's daughter, sister or friend.LEAVE ME ALONE BEFORE I KILL MYSELF OR DRIVE OFF A CLIFF!!!!
wow - that is the most i've heard of her consecutively speaking with that accent…i want to knock on her forehead while standing 3 inches from her and ask "HI - IS BRITNEY IN THERE? WE LOST HER SOMEWHERE ALONG THE ROAD TO FAME"
Alright, that confirms it . . . she sports a weird accent, can't deal with her own driving and is obviously has issues with crowds, she is everything America wants her to be. besos a todos!
ok when the fuck fif britney develop this accent? did anyone else notice that? this broad is whack but i love her