Your Daily Crazy
Filed under: Britney Spears
Life without some Britney insanity would be like sex without an orgasm - not as much fun!
Spears got herself a new Marcedes Benz SLK 350 delivered on Tuesday.
The former pop star took it out for a spin by herself and (as usual) madness ensued!
On the way home, a paparazzo gives her some "short cut" advice to get to her house at the Summit on Mulholland Drive through the mountains.
Britney gets scared. She says she's "dizzy" and needs the help of a photog to turn her car around.
Then, when she gets back in the car, she asks another paparazzo to ride back home with her.
Oh, and it's her first day with her new Benz and she's already got it a mess.
Bless her heart!
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Brit shouldn't be driving a tricycle, let alone a motorized, hurtling chunk of metal!!! There are any number of video tapes showing her driving like a maniac. The judge in her custody case won't even allow her to drive her own children around! Why, oh, WHY does the state of California allow her to keep her driving privileges???
The paps are going to kill her, she has mental health problems. LEAVE THE POOR SOUL ALONE!!
I really dont know what to say about that…shes defenetly a odd ball.
Is it just me or is she attempting to speak in a British accent?
Re: FAITH –
How are you going to complain about someone else's grammar when yours isn't even correct??? You + are = You're NOT Your. Idiot.
PEREZ… GIVE ME A JOB!!!
she is talking in a british accent. she must be drunk again.
DID YOU NOTICE: BRITNEY HAS A BRITISH ACCENT!!!
In other Brit-related vehicular news, x17 has video from early this morning showing Britney forcing Sam to pull over and allow her to drive. She screeches at him in her fake, British accent until he obeys her like a whupped, little puppy dog! It's Britney, bitch, and she gets what she wants!!!
i find she put restricted order against adnan….and fight with osama she need to be careful with that guys who now maybe they are terrorist's
Is she actually talking in a British accent again?!! No way….she totally needs to drop the accent and the craziness now. She's going to get so hurt if she's not careful. At least the papparazzi is somewhat helpful.
Notice that her new car is basically a two seater with possibly only a small backseat. No room for two car seats. She definitely doesnt expect to get her children back any time soon. She is a horrible mother and gives us good mothers a bad name.
please take a shower you are so pig they take a picture with your's undies cover in blood
She is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo LOST!!!
this scares me, why is she talking with a accent?? oh dear, someone should really help her.
Wow, I had heard rumors about the British accent but this is the first time I have actually seen it! Not half bad, not bad at all. Man I feel sorry for her though.
Why is she speaking in a british accent
waht is up with that english accent
shes such a fuckin idiot
I can tell you now, that is NOT an 'English' accent and I'm English myself so should know. I don't know what the fuck that is. And BRITAIN = England, Scotland AND Wales, theres lots of different accents
UMMM OK, DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THAT CREEPY ASS VOICE SHE USES? THAT BRITISH ACCENT? FRICKN WIERD MAN.
okay so NOW she is british? wtf?
One of her many personalities coming out with the british accent. Serious problems with her. We would all be better off without her,included her kids would be too. Just goes to show how self involved she is, she needs everything and everyone spinning around her to be a person. So sad.
Wat the Fuck Is up with the BRITiSH accent !!
Britney just needs a good ole fashioned ass whoopin!!! I bet if her mother would have came there with a belt and beat her ass she would act right!!! Spare the rod and beat the SHIT out your child. Forget all that time out shit!!! WHOOP they ass!!!!
Re: English –
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Amen to that! Don't know what Britney THINKS she sounds like, but it's definitely not an English, let alone an U.K. accent. Some of her fans seem to think she's the next Meryl Streep! To me, it sounds a little like Eliza Doolittle by way of backwoods Louisiana. Give it up, Brit, the redneck twang is way cuter on you…
I usually dont but today I feel sorry for her, shes like a lost little british child! And it sad that her best friens are paps that most celebs usually hate. Where is her mother, I was hoping she wouldnt leave her alone.
THEY SHOULD LOCK HER UP! GET HER MONEY AND DONATED TO THE PEOPLE IN HAITI…!!!
BRITNEY SHOULD DIE!
WTF??? Shes nuts - totally.
Anyone realize she turns on that British accent I've only heard rumors about?!?! HAHAHAHA
Perez…I know that your site is based off celebrity dirt…but this dirt is not worth your time. Brit Brit the new American British Import I assume…due to her sudden accent change…is a ticking time bomb.
People keep saying she's going to kill herself, she's nuts, she is going to yada yada yada. Did it ever occur to people that the more lack of attention she gets…maybe she will go back f-ing LA and just slowly disappear into the swamps with her sister's child, parents and family…I feel bad for her…but if she really wanted to change for her kids she'd take her $$millions$$ and go get some fucking help…and just disappear…she's an addict alright…and addict of fame, drugs, attention, and media.
why is she talking with that crazy accent? she's nuts
I think Britney is lovely! A charming, sweet girl
And the world is just a bit hard on her. Give her a chance! 
What in the f - that girl is seriously mental - will someone please get her some help and SOON! I think a long long inpatient stay is in order and with some real professionals. What was she scared of?
Has anybody noticed there is no room for her kids in the back seat? I mean at least show the COURT you love your kids and care about there safety and by some sort of SUV! How SAD BRITNEY!!! Im dissapointed your giving up so easy! DO you really want that BLACK biotch "SHar" really making comments about how your kids are fine at home with kevin and her!
omg, what is up with that accent?!? she doesn't even make a good impersonation of it, i bet you she hasn't even gone to britain. she's so annoying, she doesn't need help, she just needs a stupid guy to give her attention 24/7 to saitate her appetite for attention. stupid attention whore!!!
PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! I know I AM a whore and a bad mom, BUT PLEASE… I am human at least give me some respect and dignity GOSH people really …get a life or pick on someone that can defend themselves or is not mental like me. I AM PARANOID!!!!
This is ridiculous, I could be anyone's daughter, sister or friend.LEAVE ME ALONE BEFORE I KILL MYSELF OR DRIVE OFF A CLIFF WITH MY BRAND NEW FRIEND MERCEDEZ!!!!
the weird english accent AGAIN!
This accent is so stupid! Who is she kidding? She pans every one of her escapades. The camera folks are so being used. She is not news worthy anymore either. She has her own reality show unbenounced to the networks.
… I don't have a lot of patience or sympathy for Britney. Even if she has mental and/or emotional issues (and I'm sure she does), it's very apparent that she is very (albeit stupidly) cunning and calculated in everything she does. She is so white trash that she doesn't even realize (like Anna Nicole) that she comes across as sad and pathetic. If she ever really was a "serious artist" (and, frankly, I don't think that ever applied to her), she'd disappear for at least a year. But of course, Britney can't do that because, for her, it's all about the attention. Forget bi-polar disorder. Isn't the label for Britney that good old fashioned word: NARCISSIST?
In the beginning of the video, is she sporting the same ring on her left hand she had days ago? She's fiddling with it in the car…I hope her Mama can stop her from her craziness, because no one else seeems able.
I love that crazy bitch's Brit accent. Total lune…just love this!
she is so ridiculous she is desperate for publicity cant anyone see that she is to lazy to get of her FAT BUTT and go on tour or do something else like seriously what the heck a british accent this is. people feel sooooo sorry for her they're all like oh paparazzi leave her alone for god sakes you retards SHES ASKING FOR IT. she LOVES THE ATTENTION UGHHHGHG SHE BOTHERS ME NO ONE SHOULD SORRY FOR HER SHE IS A LOSER AND ALWAYS WILL BE PEACE
Re: Mary Beth – YOU ROCK YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO RIGHT
WTF is up with the accent? A bad one at that! Does she realize how fuck'n stupid that makes her look? BRITNEY….YOU'RE FROM LOUISIANA YOU DUMB ASS! GET A FUCKIN GRIP!!!!!!!!!
If I were her mother I’d slap the shit out of her for embarrassing the hell out of me each and every day! Hell…I’m embarrassed for her!
She goes and buys a brand new beautiful car but she won't buy shampoo??? come on Brit… you're hair is fugly & nappy!
PARARAM JEET VINDER DALIWAL SHIYYY YUYUYUY LOSER KAYAAAAA BRITTANY SPEARS HI MY NAME IS INDROOP AND I JUST WATCH THIS VIDEO OF BRITNEY SPEARS AND I THINK SHE IS DISGRACE TO COUNTRY. OH BY THE WAY THE WRITING IN THE FIRST LINE IS MY LANGUAGE I COME FROM KASACSTAN BRITNEY YOU ARE A REAL HONOR TO AMERICA HAHAHAH JUST KIDDING WHY SHE SPEAK IN BRITISH ACCENT DOES ANYONE KNOW. IF YOU FIND OUT FROM PEREZ LET ME KNOW MY E-MAIL IS INDROOP LOVES KASACSTAN @HOTMAIL.COM PLEASE CONTACT ME IF YOU HEAR ANYTHING BY NOW AND WHY SOME PEOPLE SAY SUCH BAD LANGUAGE YOU ARE DISGRACE IM TALKING ABOUT SILVER AND VA JAY JAY OMG
Poor girl.
They just need to leave her alone.
whats up with the accent?!
WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH HER ACCENT?!?!
I hope shes just doing it for attention. If not this chick is so off her rocker and needs help stat!. that british accent or whatever it is freaks me out.
wowsers…WTF? and what's with the british accent??
What's with her trying to talk with some type of British/foreign accent? As far as I remember, she spoke pretty southern. She sounds like an idiot.
SHE HAS MENTAL ISSUES! CANNOT SOME PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THAT??SHE IS SICK AND NEEDS HELP YOU MORONS!
I JUST FEEL HORRIBLE WHEN PEOPLE ACT LIKE BRITNEY BROUGHT THIS ON HERSELF. HOW WOULD THESE PEOPLE, WHO SAY CRUEL THINGS, FEEL IF THEY HAD EPILEPSY AND THIS MADE THEM ACT STRANGE AND EVERYONE HATED THEM FOR THEIR MEDICAL CONDITION? IT'S RIDICULOUS.
I THINK MORE PEOPLE ARE ON BRIT'S SIDE, HOWEVER. BUT SO MANY ARE IGNORANT. MANY DOCTORS ARE IGNORANT. AND IF HER FAMILY IS IN DISTRESS, THEY MAY NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO.
I JUST WANT HER FAMILY TO REALIZE PET SCANS ARE THE GOLD STANDARD IN DIAGNOSING SEVERE MENTAL ILLNESS–AND EPILEPSY IS THE ROOT OF ALMOST ALL MENTAL ILLNESSES. MOST PEOLPE THINK ONE HAS TO HAVE VISIBLE SEIZURES TO BE EPILEPTIC–NOT SO. PEOPLE WHO ACT "CRAZY" ARE HAVING MILD SEIZURES–LIKE ONE SLEEP WALKING–BUT OTHERS DO NOT REALIZE IT IS A SEIZURE. EVEN ADD (ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER) IS A FORM OF EPILEPSY. MILD SEIZURES CAUSE DISRUPTION IN CONCENTRATION.
did anyone notice that she put on an 'english accent'..
not cute
believe it or not there is a disease called foreign-accent syndrome. if you google "medical mysteries" the show. and click on "i miss your french accent" and read the article. these are stories of real people who have have strokes or head trauma that woke up one morning speaking in a different accent, and could not explain why. i had mini strokes a couple years ago and i was only 27 and i had numerous head injusries and every once in a whle i have an australian accent for no reason. its quite embarassing because everyone wants answers and i cant explain it. anyways the topic is quite interesting.
Did nobody else catch the paps yelling to each other "watch your feet" as Britney was trying to drive - now THAT'S hysterical…get it?
love u brit
Wow.thats the first time ive actually heard her speak in a british accent. thats really weird
This is so sad. They should leave her alone. This poor woman is extremely ill. She seems so lost and desperate. Initially I though she was just a drunk or a druggy. I had no sympathy, but know it is clear that she is sick. I wish her the best and I hope she is able to get better. No one deserves to suffer the way she is.
someone needs to come into her life someone without a camera attatched to them. she is hanging out with lucifer and his demonic angels. this woman is ill. she has a bruise on her arm her left one you can see it in the pic where she is wearing a green tank top. its obvious her family is not stepping up to help her. you think with all the money they made off of their own daughter when they first threw her into the spotlight they'd have enough money to keep these monsters away. if this guy she's with brainwashes her or who knows he may be threatening her or drugging her. into marrying him and then she'll mysteriously end up dead. and he will take everyting she s got. at the rate shes going there may not be too much for him to take.
someone needs to come into her life someone without a camera attatched to them. she is hanging out with lucifer and his demonic angels. this woman is ill. she has a bruise on her arm her left one you can see it in the pic where she is wearing a green tank top. its obvious her family is not stepping up to help her. you think with all the money they made off of their own daughter when they first threw her into the spotlight they'd have enough money to keep these monsters away. if this guy she's with brainwashes her or who knows he may be threatening her or drugging her. into marrying him and then she'll mysteriously end up dead. and he will take everyting she s got. at the rate shes going there may not be too much for him to take.
Re: freud – That would be an intelligent explanation for the situation given the facts, as presented. You don't see that around here every day.
Re: wtfbrit – lmao.
wtf is with the lame accent?? and her really greasy hair that needs to be brushed?? what a trainwreck
She is faking, she is not some 16 year old young girl, she is an old woman. 25 or older is an adult she is an adult so she should act it, she is not a child or some young teen.
Are the paparazzi her only friends?
So when did Brit Brit get an English accent?
Brit we know you are ashamed to be just plain ol' white trash but YOU ARE NOT BRITISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And p.s. it's called a shower look into it
Ohh The Accent…hehe
WHY IS DOES SHE SOUND LIKE AN ENGLISH???? SHE IS CRAZY POOR THING!
i could do with less britney and more orgasms. give me more.
what the fuck she has a british accent this bitch is nuttyer then a squirl turd
Does anyone else notice she is talking with a british accent??!!
ok, i'm actually starting to feel sorry for this mess. truly.
Re: Barbie – - HEY! DON'T STEAL MY NAME!
what is with her new british accent?
Is it just me, or did anyone notice her punk ass British accent she's been using these past couple of weeks?? What's up with that? COO-COO
This absolutely breaks my heart. Society loves to build people up and then tear them down. Fuck'n sick-ass fucks! Its like when you're a kid and you're playing with wooden blocks or legos and whatever you build you knock down. Leave her the fuck alone!!! Yeah, she's probably mentally unstable and maybe even mentally ill which makes me even more angry with how you continue to fuck with her life. She's not wooden blocks or legos people! She's a fuck'n human being like you and me! Please give her space and just leave her alone; at least until she gets well again and then you can go back to invading her life for the sake of dirty money. But for right now, please stop. Its like you're beating a dead horse. Technically (and financially), she may not be helpless, but it sure seems like she is so why the fuck would you fuck with her. Just stop it.
i can only had a little glimps of her life and im not even jealous, she's not perfect and nobody's is. it's so much harder when ten more people keep following you around and take a shot when you screw up.
fire your manager, loose the sick papz bf of yours and get away from the country for couple of months for some piece and quiet britney…
seriously britney, we all sick and tired looking at you making many mistakes in your life, some of us do care and me included i wish i can slapped some senses out of you..
fight for your future, fight for your kids.. find peace in yourself.. you need nobody to make you happy.
God Bless You Britney.. hope to see you get better soon… i really do
Ok, this is SAD. I can not imagine ALL those flashing lights and ppl hounding me! I would go a little nutty too. Did any one else notice the BRITISH accent? I wonder what Dr Phil would say about THAT ONE?? So sad, someone needs to take that baby girl and try and help her and not sell the friggin story 10 minutes later. SAD.
Why the fuck didn't she buy a car with smoked glass? I even surprised she is allowed to drive at all. She reminds me of Murdock of A-Team. He also spoke with English accent when he went wacky…
Did anyone else notice that Britney was speaking in an English accent?
how it would be nice if that Mercedes Benz could drive her straight into a thick strong tree @ full speed.
why was she talking in a british accent?
OMG SHES DERANGED