Quote Of The Day

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"We both want children. And we both can't wait and we practice a lot. But nothing yet. I'll let you know."

- Eva Longoria on Good Morning America Thursday

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Jan 31, 2008 at 4:26 pm / Email this  »

    91 comments to “Quote Of The Day”

    1. mshill says – reply to this


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      first! yeah!

    2. kelly says – reply to this


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      first

    3. Mr T says – reply to this


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      She's very pretty. But, she says the dumbest things ever. Who cares if "you practice" a lot.

    4. jemofo says – reply to this


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      she's got crazy eyes in this photo….

    5. SRM says – reply to this


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      crap. second.

    6. bbbb says – reply to this


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      ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

      they're both ugly

      and rihanna looks like a dyke with her new cute!!!!!!!!!!!

    7. ahahaha says – reply to this


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      1!
      hopefully the baby wont be OOGLAY

    8. jemofo says – reply to this


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      OK, so you and your husband have sex. We get it.

    9. tinktink says – reply to this


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      go girl! dont let the execs pwn yr uterus!

    10. handM says – reply to this


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      first! yes!

    11. BooTay Designs says – reply to this


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      Could her eyelashes be any longer????

    12. blablabla says – reply to this


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      "Practice a lot"
      Honey, if you wanna have a kid you gotta have SEX
      Gpd, if all you're doing is practicing, no wonder your guy got roaming eyes!!!!
      Have SEX. We can SAY those words! Even Stepford wives have sex!

    13. the detective says – reply to this


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      she's too skinny …she needs ice cream for fertility :P

    14. melinda says – reply to this


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      Urgh! TMI!!!! Keep your sex life to yourself.

    15. PEEPEE says – reply to this


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      I bet Parker's got a HUGE dick!!!!!!!

    16. STOP!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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      I am fucking SICK and TIRED of seeing all you losers say FIRST this and FIRST that. If you're gonna comment then DO IT. Quit wasting space you fucking MORONS.

    17. georgie says – reply to this


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      her eyelashes look freaky - ugh!

    18. Tim Ducan says – reply to this


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      We both want children. And we both can't wait and we practice a lot. But nothing yet. I'll let you know."

      - Eva Longoria

      I would love to practice with her.

    19. kaleigh says – reply to this


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      ha i love Eva!! good luck with the baby makin!

    20. SAxlerod says – reply to this


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      Who care? You're going to leave the idiot and take half of what he has! The one thing in your favor is that you know it's 14:59. This is why you hooked this poor soul.

    21. DebbieKnitter says – reply to this


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      OMG, is DOUGHBOY a he or a she, I seriously can't tell with all that jizzle slurpin' from his big beefy chops!! Hey FATBOY, WHAT exactly are you, an inny or an outty….oh WAIT, maybe there are some nice little video clips online that will clear this up. Hmmm, maybe DOUGHBOY shoulda made nice nice with people like Shannon instead of printing the drool that was printed. Let's all gather round and have a lovely little DOUGHBOY chat!!

    22. SAxlerod says – reply to this


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      Sorry, let me correct myself, WHO CARES!

    23. Who can blame him? says – reply to this


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      Tony's father who is a doctor was VERY upset that his son was going to marry this whore. I mean, really!

    24. D. Gray says – reply to this


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      Bitch just HAS to be related to Jessica "I'm NOT latina" Alba.

    25. Dina O says – reply to this


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      She's so cute

    26. diane says – reply to this


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      Nothing the least bit interesting about that. Who gives a shit.

      What a waste of energy on your part to post it.

    27. WHO CARES BITCH?! says – reply to this


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      OH, BARF. we practice alot?! YUCK!!!!!

    28. KHS says – reply to this


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      I love Eva! I'm from San Antonio and see her around in the most normal places. She never acts like she's anything but just a normal person here and most people respect her for that and leave her alone. Anyone who says she's ugly is just jealous!

    29. meghan says – reply to this


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      lol "we practice a lot"
      i dunno… girls, if i had a body like that i'd be hesitant to have a kid! :) well come to think of it, if i had money like that and no real day job to speak of i would certainly hire a personal trainer haha

    30. senora gracias says – reply to this


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      Now that Tony's on the injured list he and San Antonio's sweetheart will have lots of practice time. Eva needs to eat at any of the zillion breakfast taco places down here and put some weight on, for sure. She's like everybody's ideal kid sister to us and she can do no wrong - but eat, girl, eat!

    31. "We Practice A Lot" Means We Fuck Alot Without Birth Control says – reply to this


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      Tony is to busy fucking other women (allegedly) to get her pregnant. Eva is desperate to get knocked up for tony's money. I doubt he is even pumpin the seed into her. He doesn't want kids, especially from Eva. Word is he cums in her ass and she is angry with that. She keeps saying "wrong hole tony".

    32. YAWN says – reply to this


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      We care why????? Aren't her 15 about up??
      Must be a slow news day…

    33. auds says – reply to this


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      they practice a lot. lol.

      i wonder if she meant that they practice being parents a lot, and inadvertently made it sound like they have sex all the time?

    34. FFF says – reply to this


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      You can't make babies doing ATM!

    35. devilgirl says – reply to this


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      I am so sick of this ho talking about her husband and her sex life!! GO AWAY EVA!!
      Why couldn't she have died and we got to keep Heath?

    36. FURISDEAD says – reply to this


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      That loser skank wears fur.

    37. jeanette says – reply to this


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      the last thing this country needs is more blacks and mexicans fucken the place up. she alse sets a bad example for other clacks and mexicans that are gonna then go out and ahve a bunch of babies out of wedlock that they cant afford and then dump them on society

    38. rocknroll says – reply to this


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      she's so average lookin, i dont get what the big deal is about her??????/

    39. oj says – reply to this


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      the reason she always talks about her sex life is to tyr to make you think she is sexy. she isnt. she is old ugly and hispanic, which is why her husband isnt in to her. she should just get lost. her 15 minutes is over–in the publics eyes and in tonys

    40. gag says – reply to this


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      ewwwwwww she's nasty! the reason she says they practice a lot is because she thinks she's so fuckin' hot that all the guys are gonna cum in their pants imagining tony nobbing her from behind

    41. gag says – reply to this


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      ewwwwwww she's nasty! the reason she says they practice a lot is because she thinks she's so fuckin' hot that all the guys are gonna cum in their pants imagining tony nobbing her from behind

    42. VICTORIA NYC says – reply to this


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      SHE LOOKS LIKE A MUNCHICHI! LOL

    43. Ness says – reply to this


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      "Yes you can" wait?

      Or…"Yes you can" practice??

      …lemme know, Perez…I MUST know!!

    44. linda says – reply to this


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      another Non-Latina Mexican who wants to be white all the way, Eva is the worse actriss ever, she is not even pretty, big teeth, small frame full of silicone.

    45. linda says – reply to this


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      another Non-Latina Mexican who wants to be white all the way, Eva is the worse actriss ever, she is not even pretty, big teeth, small frame full of silicone.

    46. I LIKE BIG DICKS :) says – reply to this


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      Re: PEEPEE – hmmmmm I bet you it's HUGE lol lucky her :)

    47. Pegs says – reply to this


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      She must suck in bed, it's all she ever talks about! Overcompensate much??

    48. amy says – reply to this


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      Sorry…I just don't get her??? What makes her so special?

    49. JosieCat says – reply to this


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      I'm glad it's just not me that is irritated by EL! I used to watch DH, but it's just too over the top for me now. It doesn't help that E is sooo dang full of herself! It ain't all about you and Tony! Oh and I've gained 10 lbs…please, you need to gain another 20 to look normal!

      P.S. LOVE Felicity Huffman… brilliant actor and seems to be down to earth an not all about ME, ME, ME! I guess she's not on your website because she ain't like the rest on your website - ALL about the drama!

    50. lisa! in hell Paso! says – reply to this


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      dont care………..

    51. JRT says – reply to this


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      She's wiry …not hot.

    52. WHO CARES! says – reply to this


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      WHOOOOOOOO CARES!!!!

      (whats with the fake eyelashes :P )

    53. Desert Gal says – reply to this


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      Perez!!! I can't beleive you didn't plug her movie…whusup wit dat dude???

    54. my two cents says – reply to this


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      IS IT ME………………………..

      OR IS EVA KINDA CROSS EYED

    55. confetti says – reply to this


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      why does she make it a point to let everyone know she and tony have sex every time she's asked about him? who gives a damn, girl?!
      you're married, you practice sex: wow.

    56. Ugly little runt that Eva is! says – reply to this


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      Ewww, TMI! "We practice a lot." *vomit* I hate her chipmunk face. Someone drop a piano on this bitch.

    57. anon says – reply to this


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      Oh HAHAHAHA! This tired old joke is always so effin funny! Oh I can't stop laughing at how originall and clever it is! HAHAHAHA!
      STFU Longwhoria.

    58. Ohdoyouhearthat?Violins! says – reply to this


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      Re: Mr T
      I know.Who cares?You know.I could have done without knowing her and whats his face "practice alot."Uh I think I vomited in my mouth alittle actually.Theres this thing called Discretion.She should learn to "practice" that as well.

    59. truth be told says – reply to this


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      PALEASE! SHE KNOWS HER HUSBAND HAS AND WILL ALWAYS CHEAT ON HER!! IT"S HER WAY TO SHOW ALL THE OTHER WOMEN THAT HER HUSBAND IS BANGING THAT SHE IS GIVING HIM SOME.. SHE IS SO INSECURE> ARE HER 15 MINUTES UP YET?

    60. realwoman says – reply to this


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      I AM SOOOO SICK OF HERR SHE ISSSSSS BOOOOOOORING AND UUUUUGGGGGLLLLLYYYYY, ENOUGH OF EVA already!!!!!!!!!

    61. monique says – reply to this


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      geez, i can't stand her!!! she is so desperate for attention and CONCEDED!!!

    62. notso says – reply to this


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      ewww I don't get why she's a star. TOTAL RAT FACE!

    63. meli says – reply to this


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      her mascara looks great!

    64. Jillian says – reply to this


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      Um, I'm 99.9%pretty sure that in US Weekly, she said something about never wanting kids…..
      katherine heigl said she never wants to give birth either, but she'd adopt…..

    65. first BITCHES says – reply to this


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      EVA IS A SHORT UGLY MEXICAN

    66. Shelley says – reply to this


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      Wait now… you got it wrong. It's EVA LONGORIA "PARKER".

    67. va jay jay says – reply to this


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      dumb ho. she looks like a frigid bitch. no wonder tony cheats.

    68. spike says – reply to this


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      I'll practice on her.

    69. beth says – reply to this


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      why doesn't she get her teeth fixed? she would be stunning!

    70. john dixon says – reply to this


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      Since she's not going to get a boob job, she should have a kid. It's the only way she'll ever get tits.

    71. sarah says – reply to this


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      ummm…she definitely didn't need to say all that

    72. nikki says – reply to this


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      I wish I had those eye extensions!

    73. La Raza says – reply to this


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      AWESOME…

    74. Kim Kardashian Fan says – reply to this


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      There is nothing special about her looks. She looks like someone who cleans toilets. Her acting is even worse. PASS!

    75. Bad Actress says – reply to this


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      She looks like a chipmunk. Not hot at all.

    76. lef says – reply to this


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      why does Eva seem to be under the impression that everyone "CARES" about her sex life???????????????

    77. Bubba Noche says – reply to this


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      No woman, especially a celbrity, would make such a strong statement about wanting children unless she was already pregnant. When you're thinking about having a baby they say "I'm enjoying my life right now", when they're trying to get pregnant they say "I think about children but not right now, maybe in ten years", when they are pregnant they say "I would like to have children". This is very classic. ***********I believe she is already pregnant********

    78. Veronica says – reply to this


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      "Practicing" to have children?
      You mean you are changing diapers and not getting sleep?
      Nah, I didn't think so - that's for the Nanny.

    79. Jessica Alba says – reply to this


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      In high school she dyed her hair blond and wore white pancake makeup to look more like a barbie but we all laughed at her behind her back.

    80. Jessica Alba says – reply to this


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      All of you jealous bitches, like her or hate her, one thing for sure is she is a very, very, very rich bitch! And I'm sure she laughs all the way to the bank. Eva will always be rich and have the best of everything while you envious walmart shoppers will always live poor and die that way. Last week, she flew to Paris just to shop and have dinner with her mother-in-law! Imagine! I would love Eva's lifestyle. Her 25 year old husband just signed a 100 million dollar contract, I bet none of you fat bitches are even married.

    81. envyeva says – reply to this


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      Tony was dating a 23 year old French girl who was an heiress, but he broke up with her when he met the powerful Eva.

    82. racist says – reply to this


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      Re: linda – how is she trying to be white you retard???
      go back to your nazi meeting by your trailer.

    83. Slickcat says – reply to this


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      She is the most overrated actress EVER! Go back to YandR!

    84. RICHARD03 says – reply to this


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      HEY MENSA, YOUR LITTLE FUCKING TONY ALWAYS PRACTICES WITH THE BITCHES WHEN HE'S ON THE ROAD TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    85. amanda says – reply to this


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      why do we care…so sick of hearing about her and her love life..she and star jones should get together

    86. Vomiting now says – reply to this


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      HATE THIS BITCH SO MUCH!

    87. *FUCKtime* says – reply to this


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      HAHA #31 is funy shyt!

      neway .. jsut let it bbeeee ppl
      so much anger floating around…

    88. hahahahaha says – reply to this


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      Re: Ugly little runt that Eva is! – thanks for the chuckle!! lol

    89. fug says – reply to this


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      Hope the dumb ho is using a rubber with that cheat of a husband she has! She probably doesnt even like sex..its why she has to brag she does it so much. They are the dumbest looking duo when side by side! Jolly green giant next to a munchkin.

    90. Hard One says – reply to this


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      I wish I could practice with her. I bet her tight pussy would feel so good wrapped around my hard cock. I'd fill her with so much cum she'd have triplets.

    91. Michelle says – reply to this


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      Hard One, do you want to practice with me? I have a tight pussy that would love to feel your hot cum being pumped into it!