Rosie on Britney
Filed under: Britney Spears > Rosie O'Donnell
The most annoying celeb in America, Rosie O'Donnell, is chiming in on Britney Spears.
The former talk show host just posted the following on her blog.
"whenever young girl stars
came on my show
i tried to warn them
go to school
follow jodie
she did it
u can too
save urself
she was parkers age when i met her
lil souther girl with a tiny twang
yes maam she smiled
adorable
she wanted it
the mothers always said
as way of both apology and explaination
in the dressing room
vivi would
if i let her
support r family
with her light and talent
its not mine 2 sell
they could not have known
at the start
that this would b the result
it is sold as the answer
if i had a magic wand
i would will her the strength
windex all windows
watch the sun warm her soul
all together now
we pray"
first!!
crazy ass
I Love this lesbian
Ahhh
Rosie is a very wise woman
really surprising from rosie! the last part is nicee
I actually found that quite beautiful
2nd??!
What the hell is she talking about?
rosie suxxxxxxxx
For Rosie that was a rather thoughtful comment.
I've never understood why she writes that way - does she fancy herself a poet or something?
rosies a fat dyke. #2
rosie suxssssss
Huh? Bitch please.
poop!
After reading Rosie's blog, I do believe she should be getting help right along with Britney.
Awww, how sweet! Rosie is such a good Mom … once a Mom to any child, you're a Mom to all children and care about them all. Thanks for the kind words about Britney, Rosie!
why does Rosie always try to be poetic? It doesn't even make sense.
Wll..isnt that nice.
Im So Sick Of The Britney Spears Crap. Isnt It Obvious That Shes Getting Exactly What She Wants? Attention.
second.. wtf is she talkin about..gross
I like it.
Nice words for Brit.
first!! meow
tenth, If I had a magic wand,Roise would be kicked in the pit of doom
I love Rosie.
SHUT UP ROIE O DONNEL.LEAVE BRITNEY SPEARS ALONE.YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK.YOURE UGLY
she really needs to shut up.
first
what about her tiny twang
oh rosie.
Rosie didn't go to school! WTF is she talking about. I think she knows a thing or two about being Bo-Polar. You think?
God I hate that fat freak! She just can't keep her mouth shut. As if anyone gives a rat's ass what she thinks about ANYTHING!
Go to school? Does Rosie have a degree?
Re: Ann – .SHE NEEDS TO LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.
fucking weirdo, i can't stand Rosie!! keep it to yourself, nobody cares!!
bah, whatever rosie….. she thinks shes being atristic writing all "poetic" like that. please- the statement actually lacks style and doesn't even make any real or valid point. ok, so she feels bad for how britney turned it? do it in LOGICAL sentences, rosie!! i mean, "WINDEX ALL THE WINDOWS" ?? the fuck? where did that come from? some kind of straaangeee metaphor, like she really couldn't come up with something better???????
this is like when 3 year olds piece together words that they don't understand in sensless run on sentences that last longer than you can be bothered to listen…. Rosie is close to needing a 5150 herself.
Huh?
huh
Re: cody – SHUT UP CODY.YOURE NOT A BRITNEY FAN
First bitch.
beautiful
why can't she write complete sentences? is this supposed to be poetry?
why are you so mean to rosie? wasnt she the one who mentioned your name on the view and said how much she liked you? Thats when I first heard of you. You should be thanking her not ridiculing!!!!!!
I used to watch the Rosie show when she would launch the koshie balls into the audience. I always liked her, then recently I lost a huge amount of respect for her. What she wrote gave me hope that she might not be as bad as once thought.
WHAT! I DONT UNDERSTAND THE LAST FEW PARAGRAPHS…. just… WHAT?!?!
Don't most people quit writing angst-filled poetry when they are teens?
BARF….I hate how she tries to sound smart with her dumbass poems. Go away…for now
you know, i have been watching and following the mess that is britney for a few months. it started out as bets at work as to when we thought she'd off herself. i can now, after the last few weeks, i feel really sorry for her. call it what you want, she's crazy, she's got post partumn depression, influenences, mother, adnan, sam? this girl cant even go outside and cry like most people do without having light bulbs flash. sure, she should move, but what fun would any of us have watching her? perez wouldn't be able to post message after message about the "little girl lost" if she left hollywood. she's a true mess, certainly. it's entertaining, but still you gotta feel just some sympathy for her. i just a tiny fraction? and FIRST!
WTF? The crazy leading the crazy…
why does
she write like
a retarded 10
year old kid who has
an obsession with
the ENTER key?
Something's wrong with your site perez!
I can't get to page 2!
What happened to Brit?
Are u allowed to take pieces from Rosie's site and post it without permission?
*© 2008 KidRo Productions, Inc. All rights reserved*
Or did you get permission? Just curious…
It's like reading a poem written by a retarded 2nd grader.
ROSIE IS SUCH A PRETENTIOUS WINDBAG. BLA BLA BLA… SHUT YOUR TALK BOX YOU YAMMERING DYKE AND LEARN HOW TO SPELL BEFORE YOU ORDER OTHERS TO "GO 2 SKEWL"….
SHE SOUNDS LIKE YODA. ANNOYING SHE IS VERY
she's so damn mellow dramatic
it irritating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I always thought Perez Hilton was the most annoying celebrity in America.
ROSIE, WHEN U GONNA LEARN 2 WRITE WITH WORDS INSTEAD OF JUVENILE TEXTING ABBREVIATIONS? ROTFWD.
I really liked her poem. I love the line 'it's not mine to sell'. Britney's parents sold her childhood and compromised her sanity.
Really cool and genuine. Love Rosie O'
i can't fault rosie for caring
um lamest thing i've ever read
Re: eww? – this made me smile. thanks eeeww
Ok I REALLY don't like Rosie but have to say I think that was the first thing she has ever written (that I have readanyway!) that is actually quite good. I do think that whenever I see Brits parents…"be careful what you wish for". No matter how crappy they were in guiding Brit (or the lack thereof), and no matter how freaking spoiled Britney is now, no one would ever start on that road with this end in mind.
give me a break.
Perez.. i love you so much. i love that you keep calling her annoying because it hurts her feelings! bahahahaha
I would never waste my precious time on earth praying for someone who intentionally starves for attention. The world needs to realize celebrities do not have real problems. They only make this shit up b/c they cash in on the obessed media who publishes thier phony lives. I guess everything in Hollywood is fake… even the people. Trained seals have more personality than most of these celebrities who would rather pay another person to make them up than thier own "creative" selves.
she's fuckin crazy
there is nothing wrong with what she wrote.
Rosie has always written like that, and she has a heart, and she cares about people - which alot of you posting here could learn a thing or two from.
If you only look at the crazy picture that Perez posts of her constantly, in order to form your opinion, you obviously have no brains at all.
Post a picture of Perez looking his normal self, and you'd be scared out of your wits! He looks like a retarded, gay street person! He also cannot spell worth a shit - so if you are all looking for insight from a person like that, you obviously don't have any self-worth anyway - so it's useless even trying to have a conversation with you.
Rosie has always written like that, and she has a heart, and she cares about people - which alot of you posting here could learn a thing or two from.
If you only look at the crazy picture that Perez posts of her constantly, in order to form your opinion, you obviously have no brains at all.
Post a picture of Perez looking his normal self, and you'd be scared out of your wits! He looks like a retarded, gay street person! He also cannot spell worth a shit - so if you are all looking for insight from a person like that, you obviously don't have any self-worth anyway - so it's useless even trying to have a conversation with you.
Rosie has always written like that, and she has a heart, and she cares about people - which alot of you posting here could learn a thing or two from.
If you only look at the crazy picture that Perez posts of her constantly, in order to form your opinion, you obviously have no brains at all.
Post a picture of Perez looking his normal self, and you'd be scared out of your wits! He looks like a retarded, gay street person! He also cannot spell worth a shit - so if you are all looking for insight from a person like that, you obviously don't have any self-worth anyway - so it's useless even trying to have a conversation with you.
Rosie has always written like that, and she has a heart, and she cares about people - which alot of you posting here could learn a thing or two from.
If you only look at the crazy picture that Perez posts of her constantly, in order to form your opinion, you obviously have no brains at all.
Post a picture of Perez looking his normal self, and you'd be scared out of your wits! He looks like a retarded, gay street person! He also cannot spell worth a shit - so if you are all looking for insight from a person like that, you obviously don't have any self-worth anyway - so it's useless even trying to have a conversation with you.
even in writing rosie is annoying
i've never read such terrible 'internet slang' in my life
'2' … 'b'
gross rosie
???????????? the f is she talkin about. Tell that "ugly slop bucket know it all" to shut up! Nobody cares what she has to say. Is she talking about jodie foster? She wanted what? This isn't poetry! Its garbage! I'd like to use windex to get rid of Rosie.
No one cares what crazy O'D thinks. She's whoring out her daughter right there, just in an acceptable-to-her way. She can't even take care of her own life…
LOOKS LIKE ROSIE'S SKIPPING HER MEDS, TOOOOOOO!!!!!
who is she ?? God's voice ??? Why she meddling of everithing ??
wtf.
when this fat bitch ever go to college? did she even finish high school? she should finish college herself before she lectures everyone else to do so! you're never too old for school you old bag!
and how would studying for math, english, etc save her? [save urself].. no offense but jodie was never followed on a daily basis nor criticized the the extent brit is. did school help the olsen sisters lay off their eat disorders or drug habits?? bitch, you are insane. there's more parties, drugs, etc at colleges than you know.
and who the hell is "parker"?
Rosie is a fucking retard. OK, she has a point - but bitch learn how to spell shit out and fucking quit being all poetic and shit. Dam! Britney girl, you need to pull your fucking bald head out your ass and get your shit together for your chil'rens. As Red Foreman would say - "DUMB ASS!"
Enough of this 'U Ur 2 R' crap, Rosie. Don't type like your children.
Rosie sounds as crazy as BRiTBRit; what the hell is she talking about
Maybe she can go to the UCLA hospital for a little check-up and a medicine
Why does Rosie have to always write in bad haiku?
Oh little fat sub Rosie-My daughter taught Britney to show her kootch!
Re: EAT THE RICH!! – I totally hate you!!! "She sounds like Yoda. Annoying she is very" I almost died right then and there from coughing spasms LMAO!!! I have got to stop reading this shizzle while I am sick with the flu or I just might die laughing!
Re: happy –
Can we pray that those children, living as they do surrounded by water, learn to weave nets and whittle fishing spears? "Teach a man to fish…"
I likes me some good dirt, Spanky! It's durtylicious!
"She wanted it" — nice one, Ro. You are making the very logical connection between forms of sexual abuse and being pushed to be the breadwinner.
I like the little poem. And the Windex reference is for the only pix we've ever seen of Britney doing housework (spraying Windex outside on the patio).
Rosie is great!!!!
someone should punch that fat cunt in the face.
SPHINCTER SAY WHAT?….
Why doesn't this fat pig just shut the fcuk up?
I actually think that's inspired! Even for Roiose! Show business is no place for a child these days and most show-biz parents are simply living vicariously through their children ! Children R not ours to sell!
ew that fat ass social climber
BRITNEY ON ROSIE:
Oh you jolly lump of flesh
I love you and will be
as big as u soon
c me at the take out window
eating the meat
beating osama's meat
with his camera
eyes c me
4 eva
I have to agree with Rosie! That's the difference between a good parent and a poor parent.
That is a picture of you Perez. with Rosie's face plastered on top. Yeah, it is you! If I look sideways at that picture, I think I see a cock up your ass!!
Leave Rosie alone.
Re: pack – Parker is her son, me thinks.