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Rosie on Britney

Filed under: Britney Spears > Rosie O'Donnell

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The most annoying celeb in America, Rosie O'Donnell, is chiming in on Britney Spears.

The former talk show host just posted the following on her blog.

"whenever young girl stars
came on my show
i tried to warn them
go to school

follow jodie
she did it
u can too
save urself

she was parkers age when i met her
lil souther girl with a tiny twang
yes maam she smiled
adorable

she wanted it
the mothers always said
as way of both apology and explaination
in the dressing room

vivi would
if i let her
support r family
with her light and talent

its not mine 2 sell

they could not have known
at the start
that this would b the result
it is sold as the answer

if i had a magic wand
i would will her the strength
windex all windows
watch the sun warm her soul

all together now
we pray"



199 comments to “Rosie on Britney”

More comments: [1] 2 »

  1. megan says – reply to this
    1

    first!!

  2. Farrah says – reply to this
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    crazy ass

  3. Ann says – reply to this
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    I Love this lesbian

  4. theresa says – reply to this
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    Ahhh

  5. Fran says – reply to this
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    Rosie is a very wise woman

  6. LAURZ says – reply to this
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    really surprising from rosie! the last part is nicee

  7. Beta says – reply to this
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    I actually found that quite beautiful

  8. rosie says – reply to this
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    2nd??!

  9. mogul says – reply to this
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    What the hell is she talking about?

  10. peli says – reply to this
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    rosie suxxxxxxxx

  11. mag says – reply to this
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    For Rosie that was a rather thoughtful comment.

  12. How Poetic says – reply to this
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    I've never understood why she writes that way - does she fancy herself a poet or something?

  13. sexymama says – reply to this
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    rosies a fat dyke. #2

  14. peli says – reply to this
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    rosie suxssssss

  15. KK says – reply to this
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    Huh? Bitch please.

  16. cari says – reply to this
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    poop!

  17. Sarah says – reply to this
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    After reading Rosie's blog, I do believe she should be getting help right along with Britney.

  18. Mama says – reply to this
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    Awww, how sweet! Rosie is such a good Mom … once a Mom to any child, you're a Mom to all children and care about them all. Thanks for the kind words about Britney, Rosie!

  19. lilpatricebunny says – reply to this
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    why does Rosie always try to be poetic? It doesn't even make sense.

  20. minna says – reply to this
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    Wll..isnt that nice.

  21. cody says – reply to this
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    Im So Sick Of The Britney Spears Crap. Isnt It Obvious That Shes Getting Exactly What She Wants? Attention.

  22. jess says – reply to this
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    second.. wtf is she talkin about..gross

  23. mere says – reply to this
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    I like it.

  24. ROSIE ROCKS! says – reply to this
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    Nice words for Brit.

  25. MEow! says – reply to this
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    first!! meow

  26. houskat says – reply to this
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    tenth, If I had a magic wand,Roise would be kicked in the pit of doom

  27. Stacy B says – reply to this
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    I love Rosie.

  28. HARMONY says – reply to this
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    SHUT UP ROIE O DONNEL.LEAVE BRITNEY SPEARS ALONE.YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK.YOURE UGLY

  29. katie says – reply to this
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    she really needs to shut up.

  30. jax says – reply to this
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    first

  31. eww? says – reply to this
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    what about her tiny twang

  32. honeybee says – reply to this
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    oh rosie.

  33. bigfatdike says – reply to this
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    Rosie didn't go to school! WTF is she talking about. I think she knows a thing or two about being Bo-Polar. You think?

  34. jollyex says – reply to this
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    God I hate that fat freak! She just can't keep her mouth shut. As if anyone gives a rat's ass what she thinks about ANYTHING!

  35. cochino says – reply to this
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    Go to school? Does Rosie have a degree?

  36. HARMONY says – reply to this
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    Re: Ann – .SHE NEEDS TO LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE.

  37. kaleigh says – reply to this
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    fucking weirdo, i can't stand Rosie!! keep it to yourself, nobody cares!!

  38. Eh, at least she cares i guess?..... but still. says – reply to this
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    bah, whatever rosie….. she thinks shes being atristic writing all "poetic" like that. please- the statement actually lacks style and doesn't even make any real or valid point. ok, so she feels bad for how britney turned it? do it in LOGICAL sentences, rosie!! i mean, "WINDEX ALL THE WINDOWS" ?? the fuck? where did that come from? some kind of straaangeee metaphor, like she really couldn't come up with something better???????

  39. jemofo says – reply to this
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    this is like when 3 year olds piece together words that they don't understand in sensless run on sentences that last longer than you can be bothered to listen…. Rosie is close to needing a 5150 herself.

  40. bizotz says – reply to this
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    Huh?

  41. ? says – reply to this
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    huh

  42. HARMONY says – reply to this
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    Re: cody – SHUT UP CODY.YOURE NOT A BRITNEY FAN

  43. ROOKIE says – reply to this
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    First bitch.

  44. sromeo says – reply to this
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    beautiful

  45. vanessa says – reply to this
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    why can't she write complete sentences? is this supposed to be poetry?

  46. cindy says – reply to this
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    why are you so mean to rosie? wasnt she the one who mentioned your name on the view and said how much she liked you? Thats when I first heard of you. You should be thanking her not ridiculing!!!!!!

  47. LISA says – reply to this
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    I used to watch the Rosie show when she would launch the koshie balls into the audience. I always liked her, then recently I lost a huge amount of respect for her. What she wrote gave me hope that she might not be as bad as once thought.

  48. Christian says – reply to this
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    WHAT! I DONT UNDERSTAND THE LAST FEW PARAGRAPHS…. just… WHAT?!?!

  49. jaysus says – reply to this
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    Don't most people quit writing angst-filled poetry when they are teens?

  50. MovieMAdness says – reply to this
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    BARF….I hate how she tries to sound smart with her dumbass poems. Go away…for now

  51. becca says – reply to this
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    you know, i have been watching and following the mess that is britney for a few months. it started out as bets at work as to when we thought she'd off herself. i can now, after the last few weeks, i feel really sorry for her. call it what you want, she's crazy, she's got post partumn depression, influenences, mother, adnan, sam? this girl cant even go outside and cry like most people do without having light bulbs flash. sure, she should move, but what fun would any of us have watching her? perez wouldn't be able to post message after message about the "little girl lost" if she left hollywood. she's a true mess, certainly. it's entertaining, but still you gotta feel just some sympathy for her. i just a tiny fraction? and FIRST!

  52. Miss D-Licious says – reply to this
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    WTF? The crazy leading the crazy…

  53. x says – reply to this
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    why does
    she write like
    a retarded 10
    year old kid who has
    an obsession with
    the ENTER key?

  54. jackie says – reply to this
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    Something's wrong with your site perez!
    I can't get to page 2!
    What happened to Brit?

  55. Hey Perez says – reply to this
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    Are u allowed to take pieces from Rosie's site and post it without permission?

    *© 2008 KidRo Productions, Inc. All rights reserved*

    Or did you get permission? Just curious…

  56. coloringbookland.com says – reply to this
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    It's like reading a poem written by a retarded 2nd grader.

  57. CARPET MUNCHER says – reply to this
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    ROSIE IS SUCH A PRETENTIOUS WINDBAG. BLA BLA BLA… SHUT YOUR TALK BOX YOU YAMMERING DYKE AND LEARN HOW TO SPELL BEFORE YOU ORDER OTHERS TO "GO 2 SKEWL"….

  58. EAT THE RICH!! says – reply to this
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    SHE SOUNDS LIKE YODA. ANNOYING SHE IS VERY

  59. p. says – reply to this
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    she's so damn mellow dramatic

    it irritating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  60. Drew says – reply to this
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    I always thought Perez Hilton was the most annoying celebrity in America.

  61. DRAMATICALLY CORNY says – reply to this
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    ROSIE, WHEN U GONNA LEARN 2 WRITE WITH WORDS INSTEAD OF JUVENILE TEXTING ABBREVIATIONS? ROTFWD.

  62. Karen says – reply to this
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    I really liked her poem. I love the line 'it's not mine to sell'. Britney's parents sold her childhood and compromised her sanity.

  63. Betas says – reply to this
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    Really cool and genuine. Love Rosie O'

  64. aeryn says – reply to this
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    i can't fault rosie for caring

  65. me says – reply to this
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    um lamest thing i've ever read

  66. lololol says – reply to this
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    Re: eww? – this made me smile. thanks eeeww :)

  67. rb says – reply to this
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    Ok I REALLY don't like Rosie but have to say I think that was the first thing she has ever written (that I have readanyway!) that is actually quite good. I do think that whenever I see Brits parents…"be careful what you wish for". No matter how crappy they were in guiding Brit (or the lack thereof), and no matter how freaking spoiled Britney is now, no one would ever start on that road with this end in mind.

  68. t says – reply to this
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    give me a break.

  69. poop says – reply to this
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    Perez.. i love you so much. i love that you keep calling her annoying because it hurts her feelings! bahahahaha

  70. Clayton says – reply to this
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    I would never waste my precious time on earth praying for someone who intentionally starves for attention. The world needs to realize celebrities do not have real problems. They only make this shit up b/c they cash in on the obessed media who publishes thier phony lives. I guess everything in Hollywood is fake… even the people. Trained seals have more personality than most of these celebrities who would rather pay another person to make them up than thier own "creative" selves.

  71. jc says – reply to this
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    she's fuckin crazy

  72. lilia says – reply to this
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    there is nothing wrong with what she wrote.

  73. you fucking ignoranuses! says – reply to this
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    Rosie has always written like that, and she has a heart, and she cares about people - which alot of you posting here could learn a thing or two from.

    If you only look at the crazy picture that Perez posts of her constantly, in order to form your opinion, you obviously have no brains at all.

    Post a picture of Perez looking his normal self, and you'd be scared out of your wits! He looks like a retarded, gay street person! He also cannot spell worth a shit - so if you are all looking for insight from a person like that, you obviously don't have any self-worth anyway - so it's useless even trying to have a conversation with you.

  74. you fucking ignoranuses! says – reply to this
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    Rosie has always written like that, and she has a heart, and she cares about people - which alot of you posting here could learn a thing or two from.

    If you only look at the crazy picture that Perez posts of her constantly, in order to form your opinion, you obviously have no brains at all.

    Post a picture of Perez looking his normal self, and you'd be scared out of your wits! He looks like a retarded, gay street person! He also cannot spell worth a shit - so if you are all looking for insight from a person like that, you obviously don't have any self-worth anyway - so it's useless even trying to have a conversation with you.

  75. you fucking ignoranuses! says – reply to this
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    Rosie has always written like that, and she has a heart, and she cares about people - which alot of you posting here could learn a thing or two from.

    If you only look at the crazy picture that Perez posts of her constantly, in order to form your opinion, you obviously have no brains at all.

    Post a picture of Perez looking his normal self, and you'd be scared out of your wits! He looks like a retarded, gay street person! He also cannot spell worth a shit - so if you are all looking for insight from a person like that, you obviously don't have any self-worth anyway - so it's useless even trying to have a conversation with you.

  76. you fucking ignoranuses! says – reply to this
    76

    Rosie has always written like that, and she has a heart, and she cares about people - which alot of you posting here could learn a thing or two from.

    If you only look at the crazy picture that Perez posts of her constantly, in order to form your opinion, you obviously have no brains at all.

    Post a picture of Perez looking his normal self, and you'd be scared out of your wits! He looks like a retarded, gay street person! He also cannot spell worth a shit - so if you are all looking for insight from a person like that, you obviously don't have any self-worth anyway - so it's useless even trying to have a conversation with you.

  77. su says – reply to this
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    even in writing rosie is annoying
    i've never read such terrible 'internet slang' in my life
    '2' … 'b'
    gross rosie

  78. T says – reply to this
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    ???????????? the f is she talkin about. Tell that "ugly slop bucket know it all" to shut up! Nobody cares what she has to say. Is she talking about jodie foster? She wanted what? This isn't poetry! Its garbage! I'd like to use windex to get rid of Rosie.

  79. Shut up Rosie says – reply to this
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    No one cares what crazy O'D thinks. She's whoring out her daughter right there, just in an acceptable-to-her way. She can't even take care of her own life…