The Conspiracy Theory
Filed under: Britney Spears > Kevin Federline > Lynne Spears
Sources reveal to PerezHilton.com that….
"In Britney's mind, she's convinced her mother, Lynne, at one point had a sexual relationship with Kevin Federline."
That (amongst other things) has been the cause of much of the strain between Lynne Spears and her daughter.
Obviously, Britney hasn't been thinking rationally for a VERY long time!
Lynne Spears does have a close relationship with Federline, for the sake of her grandchildren. He was her only conduit to them for a while.
But she would never fuck him. And he would never screw her.
Right??????
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: January 31, 2008 at 3:13 pm
eeek
Hey maybe Kevin is the father of Jamie Lynns baby. Just tap the whole family. Hey they are from Louisianna. Keep it in the family.
Apples don't fall far from the tree - isn't it possibly the mom is a slut too and jealous of her kids attention oin a way that her kids crave attention?
you fat slob
first??? omg…..britney….stay in the hospital for a VERY LONG TIME!!!!
Wait a sec - why is she crazy - the two girls this woman raised have done really dumb stuff and the mom herself has already proven to be a dim bulb.
What if she has hit on or slept with her son in laws?
first bitches
Could be when your relationship has no trust to build on, you are quick to believe foul play??? Ms. Spears' man was with another woman, his children's mother to be exact, when they got together. Stands to reason she didn't trust him. And paranoia can be very powerful, making her mom a target. One bad decision after another made by that girl - too much money, too much power, too young an age.
first!!!
They fucked
first.
eeeek
like mother, like daughter
oh yea 79th
one big happy family
I don't know what to think of all this anymore. What a bunch of fuck ups.
hopefully…
i'd fuck britney's mom… do her doggy style
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Are you kidding? Lynne "Stick-It-In!" Spears has been on more weiners than French's mustard. She is one hot cougar, too! K-fed hit it, and you can take that to the bank. Hey Sugar-Boots!!! Holla!
I wouldn't be surprised if they did have an affair at some point. I had actually entertained that thought when Lynn was seen often with K-Fed. Wouldn't be surprised at all.
I wanna be over this bitch SO bad, but I am addicted to her like she is to meth!
OH yeah they fucked. And they loved it he is trying to get her pregnant too so he can get her money.
This is sad that a sting operation had to be hatched to get her to the hospital. Since when do "normal" people get this type of treatment when they have issues.
That post is in such bad taste … omg!
She's manic, she hasn't slept, and her mind is telling her things that have no basis in reality. These things sometimes happen to unstable minds and until they sleep, they believe their own misconstrued "truths".
Thank goodness she's now in medical care!
I have a reliable source that she did in fact sleep with Kevin.
Well if they are friends and if brit was put in a mental home and he gets full custody, who would be in charge of the money.
Maybe brit isn't so crazy
Hey i live in Detroit. get the text messages and prove it brit
Britney is the CRAZY one, remember Perez…no, Lynne and Kevin did NOT fuck…Britney also thinks its normal to talk in a British accent, stay up for 3 nights w/ no sleep and drive her kids at 100mph thru the streets of LA…
please remember which one is the fucked up mess…
ppppppppssshhhhhhhhhhhh everyone knows not to take her seriosly!!!!!!!!!
I remember you media gurus selling this story a while back. There were claims that Kevin and Moms were doing it around the time that they got the divorce, so maybe Britney's irrational thinking is all thanks to tabloid hype. Poor girl, no wonder she's all whacked out, with all those rumors out there. You have to be very strong to learn to ignore it and not let it get to you.
Wait!!! Aren't we going to hear something about how Lufti or Adnan put this idea in Britney's head? Britney's crazy because Lynn is a greedy, trashy swamprat who pimped out her kids, living vicariously through her kids……..while this story if far fetched, the fact that her kids are so screwed up, who knows what's possible?
Lynn Spears would never fuck Kevin Federline….BUT I WOULD!!!
i dont believe that her mother would never either would k-fed that is way to loww
I might believe it. I mean, if you think about it, that would explain Brit's sudden meltdown, right after her sudden divorce from K-Fed. I mean, if my mom was a whore that slept with my husband, I'd probably go pretty nuts, too. Besides, why do u keep defending Lynne, Perez? She could be a major slut, who knows?! She's a stage mom that lives off both daughters' money and pimps every trauma in their life out to magazines!!! What makes you think she cares so much???
Perez please create some limits for yourself don't comment on EVERYTHING it is clear she has alienated herself from her parents and stop listening to camps that dont have her bst interests at heart. Osama and Adnan are just using this poor girl. You are right to support the family. Please stick to it.
I don't believe that. Although, that would push someone over the edge I guess.
She screwed that loser !! She is wants to be Britney ..but she is old and dried up ….
this is what happens when you're bi-polar. my mom was and brit's behavior is eerily similar to my mother's. my mom used to accuse my dad of having an affair with EVERY single woman he came in contact with from the checkout girl at the grocery store to his own mother. bi-polars are paranoid about everything, they think everyone is out to get them(particularly their most loved ones) and have no concept of responsibility. also, when they're about to have a batshit crazy episode, they usually don't sleep for days. Brit needs some good meds and some sleep and she'll be okay in a few months.
Hold on a moment……..Just because it seems unimagenable to us that a mother would commit the ultimate sin of sleeping with her daughters fella does not mean it didn't happen. Britney MAY be telling the truth………….Why did she get devorced…….Why did her relationship with her mother break down……Why has this all hit britney so hard…………Lynn lives of her kids income she has used them girls since a very early age she basically pimped them for all they are worth…………And lastley how the hell does all this info egt leaked what in the hell happened to confidentiallity it shoud be a crime to report on some one who is in Briteys current medical state. God help you Prerez you and people like you are partially responcible for this i hope you sleep well and your concience is clear……..
I dont know, shes pretty hot for her age!! plus, kevin would probably screw everybody if the result is to his advantage
I wouldn't completely rule it out. I mean, our talk shows are full of similar family shenanigans, right?
OH FUCK BRITNEY…She plays the crazy card very well when she knows that noone cares anymore. fuck britney. Glad she is in the hospital and NOT DRIVING THAT CAR ENDANGERING THE PUBLIC. I hope that MORON stays in the padded cell for the next century.
YOU SYMPATHIZERS MAKE ME SICK.
I think Britney would be an amazing fuck! With all her personalities it would be like group sex! I could get head from the hillbilly, fuck the limey British whore, and blow my load in the mexican slut!!
BRITNEY!!! CALL ME!!!! I want to do coke off of your way to often exposed nipples!!!
I wouldn't put anything past Lynn Spears
i have a tendency to agree with #2-I have been wondering for a bit if Kevin got a little too close to baby sister. Also I kind of tend to believe that Kevin and Shar never stopped…I think they might have had a hand in setting all of this up or driving Brit to this….funny Shar did not get upset or anything when Kevin left her many many mnths preggers with their second….any other woman would have been beyond livid….hmmmm…
Re: Simon – post #28 Excellent points!!!
You know even crazy people tell the truth now and then…..
I don't want to believe this but it sure makes sense, it explains Britney's deep seated resentment and anger towards her Mother.
This is a white trash family everything is possible
Actually, the "boyfriend" in the conspiracy theory is Britney DAD!!!
Actually, the "boyfriend" in the conspiracy theory is Justin Timberlake!!!
Actually, the "boyfriend" in the conspiracy theory is a Disney producer!!!
Lots of theories, but one thing's for sure
…abuse of some sort is at the bottom of it!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ever see Nuts with B. Streisand??? Lots of emotional similarities!
Oh course this is made up, Britney's imagination revolves around penises, orifices and stripper poles, she cant accuse them of anything else maybe"oh they are out to get my money", oh no they have to be fucking. Good one Britney, really ouch! So fucking lame, diaf Britney.
Hey, Britney may be crazy but honestly please don't act like you know Kevin wouldn't do that. Look at Jerry Springer's show people are capable of doing that and worse to their loved ones.
Perez Hilton does have a close relationship with Paris, for the sake of her staying in a positive media light. She is her only conduit to fame for a while.
But she would never fuck her. And she would never screw her.
Right??????
I can haz vomit?
Then wouldn't she have been screaming-"You slept w/ my husband" and not "You slept w/ my boyfriend"? That would of sounded a lot worse.
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
Oh Perez…………..puuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllllllllllleeeeeezzzzzzzzz!!
I would Tap Lynne in a heart beat , she is a M.I.L.F
It's true. It's all true. He stuck it in her deep.
Real deep.
Who the h is paying for all of this craziness?? Ambulances, firetrucks, 10, maybe 12 motorcycle cops? When she gets out of hospital maybe the city of Beverly Hills ought to hand her a bill for all the city employees wasting their time chasing around on her "private detail". She can afford it. And maybe it will keep her from buying another hideous fedora, or tacky outfit # 3,671, or her 3rd Benz. Is there anything admirable about her?
No way. Lynne Spears is a born again Christian. Delusional thinking is part of the bi-polar diagnosis.
Re: Cheryl Cole Sucks Dick – Own up Cheryl Cole Sucks Dick. You are also responsible. If it weren't for nosy ass people like us Perez and the rest of his posse wouldn't be in business. So hope you're sleeping good at night too knowing you support the madness!
I don't know Perez. When it comes to the Spears and Kevin, anything is possible. Kevin is far from perfect, and Lynne is obviously a stage mom who has tried to turn her kids into cash cows. And I can totally see Kevin fucking Lynne to get back at Brit. They have a close relationship for the sake of SP and JJ??? Gimme a break! I'm not saying Britney is right but I wouldn't put it past Kevin and Lynne to do something like that.
your disgusting.
I'd do him. do him hard.
Dude. They totally did it. no questions asked. probably still doing it now….
Brit deserves to be mistrustful…That's what happens when the man you married CHEATED WITH you.
I really don't believe this and don't want to believe it.
PEREZ, I hope you will do everything you can to disprove these allegations.
idk, Perez, you really never know whats goin on behind closed doors…
Just check out the white trash that come on the Jerry Springer Show. There's a lot of mommas sleeping with boyfriends.
That whole family is fucked up so you never know.
I think KF is the reason brit is all screwed up. She shouldn't of married him. I think he mentally screwed her up. She was nice and pretty before KF after KF, she lost it…and is still losing it….
i heard she already offed herself!
i wouldn't put it past the two. they seem awfully "close."
Maybe, brit's not so crazy afterall, or rather they DROVE her to insanity.
is kevin capable of that? Easy question - OF COURSE — he was the
scum of the earth until brit brit lost her mind and found
possibly scummier people to surround herself with
is lynn capable of that? mmmm…… let's review the facts
1. lynn raised now crazy britney
2. lynn is raising now pregnant jamie lynn
YES she is, BUT she probably would do it to have more control over the next batch of kiddie stars in the family
i don't believe it at all. it is common for manics, to think that everyone is screwing them over, even their loved ones. somebody please commit her!
Nahhh…. K-Fed would never do that- think with his little head? I'm sure he pushed away Momma Spears all those Friday nights home alone on the couch together after the kiddies went to sleep……..
Fuck Dr. Phil- they need to bring Jerry Springer to the hospital to visit with Britney! These people are trailor park perfect!!