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In Case You Missed It…

Filed under: Paris Hilton > David Letterman

Paris Hilton made her return appearance to the Late Show with David Letterman last night.

Click here to watch it!

The last time the former heiress was on the show….it was disastrous.

Click here to revisit that appearance from September.

231 comments to “In Case You Missed It…”

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  1. megan h says – reply to this


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    first

  2. second says – reply to this


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    second

  3. BlckChrry says – reply to this


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    Top 10 x)

  4. BlckChrry says – reply to this


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    lol

  5. BlckCherry says – reply to this


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    =)

  6. HILLARYCLINTON says – reply to this


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    RIHANNA LIGHTENS HER SKIN. SO DOES BEYONCE.

    SO DOES OBAMA.

    BEING DARK FUCKS UP YOUR sOCIAL LIFE! :(

    VOTE WHITE!

    KEEP AMERICA PPURE!!!

  7. BlckCherry says – reply to this


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    muahahahaha

  8. BlckChrry says – reply to this


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    OMG you fucking racist that's pretty sick.

  9. boscoboy says – reply to this


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    a little over the top with the flowers at the end.

  10. regina says – reply to this


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    first

  11. BlckChrry says – reply to this


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    nvm its not my problem, plus its just another lifeless loser

  12. BlckChrry says – reply to this


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    muahahaha i got 5 top 10 spots xD LOL

  13. Kelly says – reply to this


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    2nd!!!

  14. nammer says – reply to this


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    yo yo second

  15. bob says – reply to this


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    ugh…paris hilton makes me gag.

  16. key says – reply to this


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    top 20! What could she possibly have to talk about?

  17. jeezlouise says – reply to this


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    paris is so desperate to recapture her former glory- haha , no one cares, times up, time to go and buy a husband, oh yeah, shes a dyke. with really bad style and a bad nose- go away already.

  18. Nicole says – reply to this


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    heirhead

  19. Nikki says – reply to this


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    SHe is a wonky eyed racist bitch who spreads herpes all throughout Hollywood. Fuck this cunt

  20. ~~~~BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA SUX~~~~ says – reply to this


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    I'M SOOOO BUMMED I MISSED IT!!! :(
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    .

  21. eLpInCHeReY says – reply to this


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    CHINGUEN A SU MADRE TODOS xD

  22. HILLARYCLINTON says – reply to this


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    WANNA KNOW WHY:

    JANET/MICHAEL JACKSON/ALICIA KEYS/RIHANNA/OBAMA ARE POPULAR? THEY ARE LIGHT AND/OR HALF-WHITE!!!

    WHITE WILL ALWAYS BE PURE, RIGHT.

    VOTE HILLARY CLINTON!

    obama's about as inspiring as a polio vaccination, and just about as "good looking"

  23. Madge says – reply to this


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    For one, Paris has a funky way of walking. I don't know if i'm the only one that noticed that. Two, she is a HORRIBLE guest and she has no CLUE how to talk to people. All she does is twitch her shoulders and eyes, and then giggle. That's all she does!! It's like talking to a manequin. Poor Dave.. you know he wants to rip her apart for laughs!! Ugh, it was terrible.. it just made me cringe. That and this new movie of hers.. what is she doing?! Tell me what is she doing exactly. What is her purpose?! Yeah, we get you come from money and you'll inherit an un-godly amount but seriously WHAT are you doing?

  24. PARIS IS A MAN says – reply to this


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    STILL UGLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. THE MOVIE WILL BOMB- SO, DONT BUY TOO MUCH STUPID,RACIST,HERPES WHOREBAG.

  25. Chris says – reply to this


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    OMFG Sparkling Wine in a can. I need some now!! Hahaha

  26. PARIS HAS HERPES says – reply to this


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    IS IT ME OR IS HER NOSE GETTING BIGGER AND MORE HOOKED? HAHA WHAT A CUNT. WHY NOT PUT YOUR NAME ON KNOCK-OFF VALTREX?

  27. jamilla says – reply to this


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    she annoys me…

  28. VALTREX LOVES HERPES HILTON says – reply to this


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    We love you, you dirty bitch! Keep spreading our gold mine!

  29. NYC Serensipity says – reply to this


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    lol He's abusing her and she's not even noticing!!! rofl

  30. afsasd says – reply to this


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    still awkward
    still awkward
    still awkward
    still awkward
    still awkward
    still awkward
    still awkward
    still awkward

  31. haol says – reply to this


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    what a vapid little cunt.

  32. She's racist and a homophobe says – reply to this


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    Yet Perez continues to support her and then hates on someone like Alba for just being fake. This herpes cunt hates you for who you are, that is more of a reason to bash than someone htat refused you an autograph, no?!

  33. Dave Suck's When He Kisses Ass says – reply to this


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    Madonna was right about him, he has lost his edge.

  34. Lippy says – reply to this


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    The way she walks really creeps me out. She doesn't swing her arms…

    She looks like an android.

    Thank you to the media for backing off from her quite a bit. I'm glad you all realized we don't really want to hear about this complete idiot. Never finished high school. Does she even have a GED?

    Her handwriting is priceless. And very telling.

  35. Her eye is so fucking nasty says – reply to this


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    That is is awful and when she is out being a drunk whore, those pic's are the best! She is a diseased racist whore.

  36. ciera says – reply to this


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    I'm sad that he backed down a bit. I think it was hella funny when he made fun of her to her face. 'Cause it's like, he's David Letterman, what can you do?

  37. nobody care about you paris. says – reply to this


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    time for paris to retire, no one cares about her useless self anymore!
    -
    look at how she clonks around in those huge heels. and oh yeah, what kind of title is "the hottie and the nottie" ?? i honestly can't think of anything more LAME sounding!!

  38. Paris Should Ask For A Refund From Her Acting Coach says – reply to this


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    does this bitch not get she is a laughing stock?

  39. ok says – reply to this


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    Re: Madge – i agree. and for someone who's sooo popular it's true, she doesn't even know how to talk to people!! wtf is up with that?!? she is just NOT INTERESTING and always seems uncomfortable. don't get why she is sooo popular in hollywood land. -yawn-

  40. sandra says – reply to this


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    She had oily skin, and she looks cross eyed in that clip from the movie.

  41. StarWhores says – reply to this


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    Isn't this whore's 15 minutes up yet?

  42. big feet says – reply to this


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    what happened to her? she has gotten incredibly fug in the past few months. the difference between paris in the movie and paris on letterman was extremely noticeable. and, were her eyes BROWN in the movie?

  43. SuperStarSteve says – reply to this


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    This interview was Booorring, and her new movie looks like a flop hands down.
    NEXT!

  44. brooke says – reply to this


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    the best part was when he was asking her about the cellphone video game…..she probably has no clue about half of the things that her name is on.

  45. Diana says – reply to this


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    who cares about this nasty skank when we have britney???
    time to retire and do some vh1 has been reality shows sweetheart!!!! hahahahahaha

  46. Rodney says – reply to this


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    Dullest interview EVER! Paris needs take some interview lessons and lighten up. \

  47. HAS-BEEN says – reply to this


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  48. Claire says – reply to this


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    That movie is going 2 fall missrable!!!

    it looks retarded
    that looked like a part of a SHITTY TV show…**From Justin To Kelly*&

    BOMB

  49. perez is pig says – reply to this


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    love her!

  50. Sivan says – reply to this


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    She can't help it, still looks like an idiot, still doesn't understand Dave is laughing AT her and not WITH her.

  51. Two Goofballs says – reply to this


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    David Letterman is the GREATEST! I have been a fan of his since……ah hell, forever. He does such a great job of making a stupid guest looks stupid in a nice way…..it was her second shot, and she looked like a freakin' idiot. Her people need to know that if you have a weakness, Dave is gonna getcha'!

  52. Blair says – reply to this


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    oh my god this whore is such a has-been (that never was)…… she is old news. She'll be 30 in a few years and she still hasn't grown up. Pathetic. Nobody really cares about her anymore. She's boring and a complete laughing stock.

  53. hannahmontanaconcert.net says – reply to this


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    Dave couldn't do his jail jokes anymore so there wasn't much else to talk to her about.

    www.hannahmontanaconcert.net
    "the next best thing to being there!"

  54. Kiva says – reply to this


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    She's so fucking ugly. And those clown feet, don't even get me started!

  55. i love Paris says – reply to this


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    she presents herself so well, with poise and elegance.

  56. AMAZING WHAT $$$$ CAN BUY says – reply to this


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    Clearly, she is where she is because of the Hilton name. And she STILL can't act worth shit. However, Dave Letterman is a dried up old prune. Not funny and all. He went way, way overboard grilling her. I bet he wouldn't have done that to any other star… It was humiliating for her but he was an ass too.
    Enough said.

  57. maggie says – reply to this


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    even though she is sorta messed up she has a level of poise that a lot of young starlets seem to have lost. plus i absolutely LOVE those heels.

  58. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    TOO FUNNY. I DON'T THINK THE NOTE AND FLOWERS WERE OVER THE TOP…HE HAD TO THROW A BONE TO GET HER BACK ON. IF HE TOTALLY ALIENATES HER…WE DON'T GET TO SEE HER ON THE SHOW AND IT'S FUNNY TO WATCH HER. DIDN'T YOU GUYS EVER HAVE ONE PERSON IN YOUR GROUP THAT YOU COULDN'T HELP BUT LAUGH AT…BUT YET COULDN'T TOTALLY BE MEAN TO BECAUSE THEN THEY'D STAY AWAY. WHAT FUN IS THAT? DON'T FORGET GRANDPA DID CUT HER OFF AND SHE IS KINDA TRYING TO MAKE HER OWN WAY….SORT OF…..

  59. Ms Plow says – reply to this


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    She looks and acts like a lady, at least in this appearance.

  60. cece says – reply to this


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    She's really kinda old news. And she's starting to look like a man

  61. Mirvy says – reply to this


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    She is what's wrong with America. Stupid slut bag filled with herpes and spooge.

  62. Bridget says – reply to this


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    Re: ciera – It's pretty subtle, but letterman def. hasn't backed down. It's obvious he got flak from her people bitching - but it's also obvious that he wasn't sincere and was completely tongue-in-cheek - and she totally didn't get it bc she's too stupid.

  63. pam says – reply to this


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    www.yeswecansong.com

    Please watch this! It includes many hollywood stars and musicians. I have watched it about a dozen times and cried every time!

  64. Kelbell says – reply to this


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  65. Larissa says – reply to this


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    Re: big feet – She got rid of her extensions. She's worn them since she was 18 and though she has this "huge elaborate team of hair people" (courtesy of Confession's of an Heiress..ha), they still fuck your hair up.. so they had to come out. Seriously, without the long, fake Barbie hair, she really doesn't have much to offer. I really wish she would do something about those shoulder bones. That's all I could focus on.. that and the way she walks.. mm.. I don't know.

  66. HILLARY HATES ANN COULTER says – reply to this


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    Re: HILLARYCLINTON – Grow up. Obviously, you don't get enough attention at home.

  67. blah blah blah says – reply to this


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    Re: Madge – haha I DID NOTICE THAT! she does walk really really weird! i dont know why its so noticeable there though…maybe because thats a long walk from backstage to letterman's desk…it seems like it takes hours for her to walk to her chair but that walk just speaks volumes about her personality. its like her walk is saying "mm, yes, I AM paris hilton and yes, i AM rich and yes, EVERYONE knows my name…paris hilton paris hilton paris the heiress"…that was lame but thats all shes known for!!! also, something is definitely up with her eyes…i think she has a bad case of lazy eye.

  68. Lee says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHA okay wait wait.. people.. take a look at her dress. Is it just me or is she trying to make a fashion statement by taking the left side (her left side) of her dress strap and wrapping it around the right side dress strap and then pulling it down off her shoulder. Yes.. that was a long description.. but thats the first thing that caught my eye when watching this. Hm, maybe she was in a hurry. She may have found a cute guy (or girl) backstage and just had to get busy and up a notch. Also, why dont people like her ever trip and fall on steps?

  69. ARTY LANG says – reply to this


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    Who cares about the dumb skinny bitch!???

    ARTY LANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  70. PARIS IS A NO-TALENT SLUT says – reply to this


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    HE STILL MADE FUN OF HER FROM THE SECOND SHE GOT OUT OF THE CAR. DOES SHE NOT KNOW THAT THE WHOLE WORLD HATES HER AND THAT MOVIE STINKS MAJORLY. SHE'S NO ACTRESS NO MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRIES. sorry!

  71. Aubrey says – reply to this


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    Re: HILLARYCLINTON
    Please take your racist opinions elsewhere…
    You are just ANOTHER reason why I'm voting Barack.

    Anyway…
    Paris still has a long way to go.

  72. blahblahblah says – reply to this


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    I hope her shitty film flops, bigtime. Bitch couldn't act to save her life, let alone give a blowjob.

  73. lisa says – reply to this


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    OMG! She is as bad as Pia Zadora ever was! horrible- horrible actress.

  74. ky says – reply to this


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    my fav part? when she says she's 'picky' about the guys she dates….. haha. let's recall all those winners

  75. TRACEY says – reply to this


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    Let me tell u bitches! I know what a fucked up family is to have! You fall and there is no one to pick you up. Life isnt fair with the judgements being passed by bias scum bags that have sucked yur life away for just a moment of feeling they love you and are family. Safe the good at heart and just because were cute and can make money we dont hurt less! booya coya seey ya

  76. clesan says – reply to this


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    Does anyone even give a shit about her anymore? I mean seriously? She's so 2 years ago now. Everyone's over the whole Paris thing. She will have to get herself knocked up or something for people to even care about her again

  77. : says – reply to this


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    did she tan her legs and forget about the rest?

  78. mpauls says – reply to this


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    That wasn't even close to Disatrous Perez, I have seen Dave fuck people up big time & he was being very nice to her! She's damn lucky

  79. 1 says – reply to this


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    that was the worst "acting" I've ever seen!

  80. YO-YO says – reply to this


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    I HOPE DAVE HAD THAT CHAIR HERPES HILTON SAT IN FUMIGATED .
    JUST THINK OF ALL THE CRABS AND HERPES CHANKERS LEAKING ON THE MATERIAL….EEEWWWW.

  81. Her Feets Too Big says – reply to this


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    What in the hell were those BOATS on her feet? Ruined the dress. Notice how she did not bow to acknowledge the audience when she walked out and immediately sat down like a lump. She's not a professional. Paris in my opinion is an imposer. SHE IMPOSES HERSELF ON EVERYONE. Think about it - she DOES! UGH, how tiresome.

  82. Nickie says – reply to this


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    I wish Paris was smarter just so she could realize how Fucking stupid she is.

  83. Trott Felipe says – reply to this


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    Paris Hilton sucked my fucking cock.

    first!

  84. BANANANANANA says – reply to this


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    SHE LOOKS LIKE A BIG YELLOW BANANANANANANANANANA!!!!! HAHAHAHA

  85. Lisa says – reply to this


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    Who cares about Paris Hilton? She is so shallow and self-centered it makes me sick.

  86. Cristina MMmmmm says – reply to this


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    wonky-eyed-std-riddled-lanky-whore!!!!

  87. Izabelle says – reply to this


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    C'mon guys, shes not THAT bad. Her sluttier side/sex tape era was years ago…She doesn't seem too bad. There is something i like about her.

  88. Queeny says – reply to this


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    I just watched the original clip where you state that David Letterman "rips Paris three new assholes".

    I'm the greatest defender of American culture and lude, childlike humour whenever I'm with European friends and they're mocking it.

    HOWEVER, is this *really* what passes off as high-brow entertainment and satirical wit in the US??? If so, I'm going to have to revoke all of my previous statements.

    It was just pure humiliation of a vulnerable young girl. Whether I like Paris or not, she came across as sweet and well-mannered in the face of utterly vindictive ridicule.

    I'm really sorry to y'all in the US, but Perez pointing this out to the rest of the world as Letterman’s “moment of genius" has just confirmed our suspicions - you're a bunch of dumb fucks.

    Now instead of finding humour in torturing your female stars to the point of suicide attempts, hospitalisation and the depths of depression, why not go out and concentrate on ensuring your next President isn’t as much of a monkey as your current one.

  89. Cristina MMmmmm says – reply to this


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    What I dont get is why people are obssesed with this fuckin retard?!?! How can u even like her?

  90. Erotic Traveler Fan says – reply to this


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    She is the perfect example of someone who is so high society, she managed to attempt to change her old ways, which are negative, but a huge part and core to her fame, she just wants to forget about the past. The thing is, no one is going to let her forget about any weakness that comes into her life because that is the only reason she's known for. People are not going to forget about the videos or anything that has made her known because she's been overhyped by the media so much. If she had some talent and did something of merit, she would be taken seriously. I have faith in Paris to do something good with her life and I think eventually that will happen.

  91. OSCARBUZZ says – reply to this


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    Hello PEREZ ~ thanks for sharing that moment between Paris and Dave. I love PARIS almost as much as I love PEREZ!! It's nice to see Paris less frequently…much more special and delicious! I think she handled herself very well and Dave…well, he's the pro at what he does. I hope this is the beginning of Paris the woman, and not the party girl. She needs to be focused on her exposure…What a great life she must have. more power to her. She makes being a Hilton look easy!

  92. Imfirst says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!

  93. Prestoo says – reply to this


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    Lol that was funny but perez why do you call her the "former" heiress shes still getting stuff from her dad and grandpa still just not what was before.. haha

  94. HA says – reply to this


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    THE GEICO CAVEMAN? SHIT NOBODY TOLD ME MARIAH CARRY WAS ATTEMPTING AT ACTING AGAIN!!:) :) :) HEE HEE HEE. YOU KNOW ITS TRUE

  95. HA says – reply to this


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    CAREY
    SHUT UP ITS EARLY

  96. interesting... says – reply to this


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    What's funny is that she has such a small vocabulary. Everything is "amazing"! However, she looks like a proper lady and did her best. Dave Letterman is a legend! F-it, if I could put my name on everything and get to act like myself and make millions, why not? Yet, people would be making all kinds of mean statements about me, so, on second thought…

  97. chrissy says – reply to this


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    Interviews good, but that dress is REALLY cute!!

  98. Aishwarya Rai Fan says – reply to this


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    Paris should just become celibate and wait until she is married to have sex. She would get more respect from the world. Love you Paris! xoxo

  99. The Kitty In The Tittys says – reply to this


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    I like how this man talk , Good level,Good play !!! ;)
    Paris Lovely :)

  100. America's Retards says – reply to this


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    I can't wait to see who supports this CRAP then continues to complain about her, it's up to us to make her go away. We tend to be sheep, remeber IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH, it will eventually make it to the video store, don't give her BOX OFFICE NUMBERS.

    How can you go to a movie theater and ask for tickets to see "the hottie and the Nottie" anyway. The title is so RIDICULOUS, that you will sound like a dumbass.

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