In Case You Missed It…
Filed under: Paris Hilton > David LettermanParis Hilton made her return appearance to the Late Show with David Letterman last night.
Click here to watch it!
The last time the former heiress was on the show….it was disastrous.
Click here to revisit that appearance from September.
Posted: February 2, 2008 at 2:28 am




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RIHANNA LIGHTENS HER SKIN. SO DOES BEYONCE.
SO DOES OBAMA.
BEING DARK FUCKS UP YOUR sOCIAL LIFE!
VOTE WHITE!
KEEP AMERICA PPURE!!!
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OMG you fucking racist that's pretty sick.
a little over the top with the flowers at the end.
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nvm its not my problem, plus its just another lifeless loser
muahahaha i got 5 top 10 spots xD LOL
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ugh…paris hilton makes me gag.
top 20! What could she possibly have to talk about?
paris is so desperate to recapture her former glory- haha , no one cares, times up, time to go and buy a husband, oh yeah, shes a dyke. with really bad style and a bad nose- go away already.
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SHe is a wonky eyed racist bitch who spreads herpes all throughout Hollywood. Fuck this cunt
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I'M SOOOO BUMMED I MISSED IT!!!
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JANET/MICHAEL JACKSON/ALICIA KEYS/RIHANNA/OBAMA ARE POPULAR? THEY ARE LIGHT AND/OR HALF-WHITE!!!
WHITE WILL ALWAYS BE PURE, RIGHT.
VOTE HILLARY CLINTON!
obama's about as inspiring as a polio vaccination, and just about as "good looking"
For one, Paris has a funky way of walking. I don't know if i'm the only one that noticed that. Two, she is a HORRIBLE guest and she has no CLUE how to talk to people. All she does is twitch her shoulders and eyes, and then giggle. That's all she does!! It's like talking to a manequin. Poor Dave.. you know he wants to rip her apart for laughs!! Ugh, it was terrible.. it just made me cringe. That and this new movie of hers.. what is she doing?! Tell me what is she doing exactly. What is her purpose?! Yeah, we get you come from money and you'll inherit an un-godly amount but seriously WHAT are you doing?
STILL UGLY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. THE MOVIE WILL BOMB- SO, DONT BUY TOO MUCH STUPID,RACIST,HERPES WHOREBAG.
OMFG Sparkling Wine in a can. I need some now!! Hahaha
IS IT ME OR IS HER NOSE GETTING BIGGER AND MORE HOOKED? HAHA WHAT A CUNT. WHY NOT PUT YOUR NAME ON KNOCK-OFF VALTREX?
she annoys me…
We love you, you dirty bitch! Keep spreading our gold mine!
lol He's abusing her and she's not even noticing!!! rofl
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what a vapid little cunt.
Yet Perez continues to support her and then hates on someone like Alba for just being fake. This herpes cunt hates you for who you are, that is more of a reason to bash than someone htat refused you an autograph, no?!
Madonna was right about him, he has lost his edge.
The way she walks really creeps me out. She doesn't swing her arms…
She looks like an android.
Thank you to the media for backing off from her quite a bit. I'm glad you all realized we don't really want to hear about this complete idiot. Never finished high school. Does she even have a GED?
Her handwriting is priceless. And very telling.
That is is awful and when she is out being a drunk whore, those pic's are the best! She is a diseased racist whore.
I'm sad that he backed down a bit. I think it was hella funny when he made fun of her to her face. 'Cause it's like, he's David Letterman, what can you do?
time for paris to retire, no one cares about her useless self anymore!
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look at how she clonks around in those huge heels. and oh yeah, what kind of title is "the hottie and the nottie" ?? i honestly can't think of anything more LAME sounding!!
does this bitch not get she is a laughing stock?
Re: Madge – i agree. and for someone who's sooo popular it's true, she doesn't even know how to talk to people!! wtf is up with that?!? she is just NOT INTERESTING and always seems uncomfortable. don't get why she is sooo popular in hollywood land. -yawn-
She had oily skin, and she looks cross eyed in that clip from the movie.
Isn't this whore's 15 minutes up yet?
what happened to her? she has gotten incredibly fug in the past few months. the difference between paris in the movie and paris on letterman was extremely noticeable. and, were her eyes BROWN in the movie?
This interview was Booorring, and her new movie looks like a flop hands down.
NEXT!
the best part was when he was asking her about the cellphone video game…..she probably has no clue about half of the things that her name is on.
who cares about this nasty skank when we have britney???
time to retire and do some vh1 has been reality shows sweetheart!!!! hahahahahaha
Dullest interview EVER! Paris needs take some interview lessons and lighten up. \
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That movie is going 2 fall missrable!!!
it looks retarded
that looked like a part of a SHITTY TV show…**From Justin To Kelly*&
BOMB
love her!
She can't help it, still looks like an idiot, still doesn't understand Dave is laughing AT her and not WITH her.
David Letterman is the GREATEST! I have been a fan of his since……ah hell, forever. He does such a great job of making a stupid guest looks stupid in a nice way…..it was her second shot, and she looked like a freakin' idiot. Her people need to know that if you have a weakness, Dave is gonna getcha'!
oh my god this whore is such a has-been (that never was)…… she is old news. She'll be 30 in a few years and she still hasn't grown up. Pathetic. Nobody really cares about her anymore. She's boring and a complete laughing stock.
Dave couldn't do his jail jokes anymore so there wasn't much else to talk to her about.
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She's so fucking ugly. And those clown feet, don't even get me started!
she presents herself so well, with poise and elegance.
Clearly, she is where she is because of the Hilton name. And she STILL can't act worth shit. However, Dave Letterman is a dried up old prune. Not funny and all. He went way, way overboard grilling her. I bet he wouldn't have done that to any other star… It was humiliating for her but he was an ass too.
Enough said.
even though she is sorta messed up she has a level of poise that a lot of young starlets seem to have lost. plus i absolutely LOVE those heels.
TOO FUNNY. I DON'T THINK THE NOTE AND FLOWERS WERE OVER THE TOP…HE HAD TO THROW A BONE TO GET HER BACK ON. IF HE TOTALLY ALIENATES HER…WE DON'T GET TO SEE HER ON THE SHOW AND IT'S FUNNY TO WATCH HER. DIDN'T YOU GUYS EVER HAVE ONE PERSON IN YOUR GROUP THAT YOU COULDN'T HELP BUT LAUGH AT…BUT YET COULDN'T TOTALLY BE MEAN TO BECAUSE THEN THEY'D STAY AWAY. WHAT FUN IS THAT? DON'T FORGET GRANDPA DID CUT HER OFF AND SHE IS KINDA TRYING TO MAKE HER OWN WAY….SORT OF…..
She looks and acts like a lady, at least in this appearance.
She's really kinda old news. And she's starting to look like a man
She is what's wrong with America. Stupid slut bag filled with herpes and spooge.
Re: ciera – It's pretty subtle, but letterman def. hasn't backed down. It's obvious he got flak from her people bitching - but it's also obvious that he wasn't sincere and was completely tongue-in-cheek - and she totally didn't get it bc she's too stupid.
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Re: big feet – She got rid of her extensions. She's worn them since she was 18 and though she has this "huge elaborate team of hair people" (courtesy of Confession's of an Heiress..ha), they still fuck your hair up.. so they had to come out. Seriously, without the long, fake Barbie hair, she really doesn't have much to offer. I really wish she would do something about those shoulder bones. That's all I could focus on.. that and the way she walks.. mm.. I don't know.
Re: HILLARYCLINTON – Grow up. Obviously, you don't get enough attention at home.
Re: Madge – haha I DID NOTICE THAT! she does walk really really weird! i dont know why its so noticeable there though…maybe because thats a long walk from backstage to letterman's desk…it seems like it takes hours for her to walk to her chair but that walk just speaks volumes about her personality. its like her walk is saying "mm, yes, I AM paris hilton and yes, i AM rich and yes, EVERYONE knows my name…paris hilton paris hilton paris the heiress"…that was lame but thats all shes known for!!! also, something is definitely up with her eyes…i think she has a bad case of lazy eye.
HAHAHAHA okay wait wait.. people.. take a look at her dress. Is it just me or is she trying to make a fashion statement by taking the left side (her left side) of her dress strap and wrapping it around the right side dress strap and then pulling it down off her shoulder. Yes.. that was a long description.. but thats the first thing that caught my eye when watching this. Hm, maybe she was in a hurry. She may have found a cute guy (or girl) backstage and just had to get busy and up a notch. Also, why dont people like her ever trip and fall on steps?
Who cares about the dumb skinny bitch!???
ARTY LANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HE STILL MADE FUN OF HER FROM THE SECOND SHE GOT OUT OF THE CAR. DOES SHE NOT KNOW THAT THE WHOLE WORLD HATES HER AND THAT MOVIE STINKS MAJORLY. SHE'S NO ACTRESS NO MATTER HOW HARD SHE TRIES. sorry!
Re: HILLARYCLINTON –
Please take your racist opinions elsewhere…
You are just ANOTHER reason why I'm voting Barack.
Anyway…
Paris still has a long way to go.
I hope her shitty film flops, bigtime. Bitch couldn't act to save her life, let alone give a blowjob.
OMG! She is as bad as Pia Zadora ever was! horrible- horrible actress.
my fav part? when she says she's 'picky' about the guys she dates….. haha. let's recall all those winners
Let me tell u bitches! I know what a fucked up family is to have! You fall and there is no one to pick you up. Life isnt fair with the judgements being passed by bias scum bags that have sucked yur life away for just a moment of feeling they love you and are family. Safe the good at heart and just because were cute and can make money we dont hurt less! booya coya seey ya
Does anyone even give a shit about her anymore? I mean seriously? She's so 2 years ago now. Everyone's over the whole Paris thing. She will have to get herself knocked up or something for people to even care about her again
did she tan her legs and forget about the rest?
That wasn't even close to Disatrous Perez, I have seen Dave fuck people up big time & he was being very nice to her! She's damn lucky
that was the worst "acting" I've ever seen!
I HOPE DAVE HAD THAT CHAIR HERPES HILTON SAT IN FUMIGATED .
JUST THINK OF ALL THE CRABS AND HERPES CHANKERS LEAKING ON THE MATERIAL….EEEWWWW.
What in the hell were those BOATS on her feet? Ruined the dress. Notice how she did not bow to acknowledge the audience when she walked out and immediately sat down like a lump. She's not a professional. Paris in my opinion is an imposer. SHE IMPOSES HERSELF ON EVERYONE. Think about it - she DOES! UGH, how tiresome.
I wish Paris was smarter just so she could realize how Fucking stupid she is.
Paris Hilton sucked my fucking cock.
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SHE LOOKS LIKE A BIG YELLOW BANANANANANANANANANA!!!!! HAHAHAHA
Who cares about Paris Hilton? She is so shallow and self-centered it makes me sick.
wonky-eyed-std-riddled-lanky-whore!!!!
C'mon guys, shes not THAT bad. Her sluttier side/sex tape era was years ago…She doesn't seem too bad. There is something i like about her.
I just watched the original clip where you state that David Letterman "rips Paris three new assholes".
I'm the greatest defender of American culture and lude, childlike humour whenever I'm with European friends and they're mocking it.
HOWEVER, is this *really* what passes off as high-brow entertainment and satirical wit in the US??? If so, I'm going to have to revoke all of my previous statements.
It was just pure humiliation of a vulnerable young girl. Whether I like Paris or not, she came across as sweet and well-mannered in the face of utterly vindictive ridicule.
I'm really sorry to y'all in the US, but Perez pointing this out to the rest of the world as Letterman’s “moment of genius" has just confirmed our suspicions - you're a bunch of dumb fucks.
Now instead of finding humour in torturing your female stars to the point of suicide attempts, hospitalisation and the depths of depression, why not go out and concentrate on ensuring your next President isn’t as much of a monkey as your current one.
What I dont get is why people are obssesed with this fuckin retard?!?! How can u even like her?
She is the perfect example of someone who is so high society, she managed to attempt to change her old ways, which are negative, but a huge part and core to her fame, she just wants to forget about the past. The thing is, no one is going to let her forget about any weakness that comes into her life because that is the only reason she's known for. People are not going to forget about the videos or anything that has made her known because she's been overhyped by the media so much. If she had some talent and did something of merit, she would be taken seriously. I have faith in Paris to do something good with her life and I think eventually that will happen.
Hello PEREZ ~ thanks for sharing that moment between Paris and Dave. I love PARIS almost as much as I love PEREZ!! It's nice to see Paris less frequently…much more special and delicious! I think she handled herself very well and Dave…well, he's the pro at what he does. I hope this is the beginning of Paris the woman, and not the party girl. She needs to be focused on her exposure…What a great life she must have. more power to her. She makes being a Hilton look easy!
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Lol that was funny but perez why do you call her the "former" heiress shes still getting stuff from her dad and grandpa still just not what was before.. haha
THE GEICO CAVEMAN? SHIT NOBODY TOLD ME MARIAH CARRY WAS ATTEMPTING AT ACTING AGAIN!!:)
HEE HEE HEE. YOU KNOW ITS TRUE
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What's funny is that she has such a small vocabulary. Everything is "amazing"! However, she looks like a proper lady and did her best. Dave Letterman is a legend! F-it, if I could put my name on everything and get to act like myself and make millions, why not? Yet, people would be making all kinds of mean statements about me, so, on second thought…
Interviews good, but that dress is REALLY cute!!
Paris should just become celibate and wait until she is married to have sex. She would get more respect from the world. Love you Paris! xoxo
I like how this man talk , Good level,Good play !!!
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I can't wait to see who supports this CRAP then continues to complain about her, it's up to us to make her go away. We tend to be sheep, remeber IF YOU WANT TO LAUGH, it will eventually make it to the video store, don't give her BOX OFFICE NUMBERS.
How can you go to a movie theater and ask for tickets to see "the hottie and the Nottie" anyway. The title is so RIDICULOUS, that you will sound like a dumbass.