Jessica Alba = Box Office Poison
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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba has another dud on her hands!
The actress, who can't open a film, may have happy baby news but she won't be thrilled to learn that her new film, The Eye, has failed at the box office.
Despite major promotion from Alba, her movie is projected to only take in $12-15 million this weekend on 2436 screens in the U.S.
By comparison the new Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana 3D concert film is expected to take in a WHOPPING $25-30 million for Friday - Sunday. AND, that movie was only released on 683 screens in theaters across the country!
The Hannah Montana movie has set a new record for biggest opening of a concert film and a 3D movie.
Poor Jessica!
She should take a nice LONG maternity break!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Posted: February 2, 2008 at 8:22 pm
i hate her
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booo alba
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shes so hot
lol….check out Kid Dakota great band song: "stars"
THE MOVIE WAS GOOD WHEN IT WAS CALLED THE EYEZ OF LAURA MARS!!!
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MY SPACE DOT COM / WICKEDLESTER1263
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i cant wait to see hm 3d!
almost first yay! JA sucks
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She should just quit… whatever it is she does.
1st dumb broad jessica
dang not first oh well
hahaaaaaaaaaa shes dumb
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It could be worst she could be Jessica Simpson!!
Damn! You must REALLY HATE Jessica!!!! Cumon now, she isn't THAT bad. Fantastic Four is actually areally GOOD movie. The only thing I have against her is that whole Latino thing, but besides that she really isn't a bad person–or actress either.
Perez Give Her a Break, poor thing!
At least she's better than 95 percent of the Illegal Mexicans!
Gee, you forgot to mention that Eva "Call Her a Golddigger" Parker's movie didn't even debut in the top 10 this weekend. Her movie made less than half of what Alba's did. Looks like Eva will join her friend, Jessica Simpson. At least Alba can she she's had a few hits.
I'm all for making fun of her and this awful movie. But $15 mil is decent…isn't it?
:D
A few more bombs and we'll finally see those tits
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Perez, I am not fond of her comments about latinos, but we all know that a $12 million opening for an actress of her stature is a damn good thing. Hollywood forecast that she was probably going to take in $11 million and she did more than that. I am sure they will turn some kind of profit
Sometimes the scipt does not make the actress but in all honesty a good script could not save this poor girl. I've seen some of her movies Idle Hands, Honey, Into The Blue and they have all sucked. She has a decent body and a decent face - nothing to rave about - so I have no idea why she has an agent. Casting Couch maybe?
she's a bitch……she's always so mean.
she's a skank whore
She has to know her movies suck when she reads the scripts. I think she does it for the money.
A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do. LOL!
top ten fukas!
she's over rated
sucks for her
Re: wow perez – FX has been playing the shit out of that movie…..as a matter of fact…..IT'S ON FX RIGHT THIS VERY MOMENT!!!
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zhe'll make a great mom,,
unlike zhitneyz dumbazz….
maybe thatz her calling..
mommy..not moviez..
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I thought that movie looked good, of coarse I wont be helping her I'm not much of a going to the movies person I'm more of a wait till dvd person.
Lol, I don;t really like "Don't Call Me Latina" but i HATE SHITTY CYRUS!!! THAT UNTALENTED BITCH REALLY NEEDS TO GO THE HELL AWAY!! Any FOOL who considers that shit "Real Music" should be shot in the head. And she should be shipped off to friggin Fiji and left there for the rest of her life.
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SHITTY and the GAYASS Brothers and all their Disney fags are the reason nobody is respecting the music industry. SORRY KIDS!!! CALL ME ALL YOU WANT BUT ITS TRUE!!!!
Dude. I know you hate her because she doesn't fall all over herself touting her "heritage", but the comments she made weren't that bad.
And to say that the Hannah Montana movie set a record for biggest opening for a concert film and 3D movie is stupid. Of course it did! WTF was its historical competition?
As Mary J. Blige once said….No more hateration in this dancerie, okay?
#1 - I agree with you!
Lol, I don;t really like "Don't Call Me Latina" but i HATE SHITTY CYRUS!!! THAT UNTALENTED BITCH REALLY NEEDS TO GO THE HELL AWAY!! Any FOOL who considers that shit "Real Music" should be shot in the head. And she should be shipped off to friggin Fiji and left there for the rest of her life.
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SHITTY and the GAYASS Brothers and all their Disney fags are the reason nobody is respecting the music industry. SORRY KIDS!!! CALL ME ALL YOU WANT BUT ITS TRUE!!!!!
The original Chinese version was better!!
HAHAHAHAHA Loser!!
OH. I forgot that movie was coming out. I guess that explains that…
Re: aslan – You suck.
Her baby daddy is one ugly dude! He must smoke cig or something because he has alot of wrinkles.
Please fatass what the hell is your problem with her I like to see your nasty fat ass make a movie. You could act your way out of a paper bag
Alba's a bitch and she cant act for shit.
The movie FUCKING STINKS!!! We snuck in for about 45 minutes- it was so fucking stupid and boring. ANd she is just the fucking worst. A laughable performance. The "monster" is some shitty ghost of a depressed latina who hung herself in a fucking tortilla factory (and donated her eyes to Jessica Alba) and wants to save a little white girl from burning to death in Tijuana. I'm not kidding– that is how stupid this piece of shit is. The only part (that had the 8 people in the audience all laughing) was when blind Jessica grabs a fucking pipe to try to beat the suicide lady (who just hung herself in the closet). I totally thought that a bunch of candy was going to spill out of her!!! The movie was written by a mexican dude with an insane sense of fucking humor. Jessica Alba is the Fantastic BORE!!!!!
Your hatred for Alba is worse then ever. Is it any different then saying I hate all homosexuals because I don't like Perez?
BAHAHAHHAA.
she picks sucky movies to be in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OF COARSE IT DID BAD. HOLLYWOOD JUST DOESN'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THAT — NOBODY - LIKES –HORROR - REMAKES—!
hahahahah!!!! I knew the movie is going to suck.
i REALLY don't think you can rightfully compare alba and hannah montana. i mean, first of all, children are a very loyal audience and there was no doubt that a hannah montana movie would do gangbusters at the box office. its a franchise and when children go to movies, so do their parents. she's sold millions of records and various merchandising endeavors. jessica alba isn't a very good actress, but she's not the reason to blame for the eye not doing well. people are sick to death of japanese remakes (the grudge 2, anyone?)…
That's too bad did her spanish fans not come see the movie, I wonder why? lol.
One would have to know the cost of production to declare The Eye a bomb for taking in $12M-$15M on opening weekend. Also, I can vaguely understand the # of theater comparisons, but that's somewhat unfair as well because the Hannah Montana movie is only in theaters for a week, so parents and kids know that the only option is to see it immediately, whereas one could catch The Eye in a movie theater at a convenient time during the next few weeks.
I THOUGHT THE EYE WAS REALLY GOOOD
AM I ALONE?
I do not care for Alba. She seems like she is kind of hateful and thinks she is just a little above everyone. When Good Luck Chuck didn't do so hot, she was quick to criticize it. She is a terrible actress.
As for Hannah Montana/My name is not even Miley…she is so masculine and cannot even really carry a tune. I think she is tone deaf. It seems that the kids are not as gung-ho as it is their parents. A friend of mine took her daughter to the show and I think the child would have been just as content if we popped in the cd. Her mom said she did not even pay attention, but her the mother sang along and danced to every song. It seems to me that it is the mothers who are living vicariously through their little teeny boppers.
Sorry Perry, it is on its way to beat the expectations as it took in 5 million on its first day alone. Brew on that.
yEAH she should take an 18 year long maternity leave
yEAH she should take an 18 year long maternity leave
her career is O-V-E-R .. Over! as far as I'm concern..
she wants to be a bitch sure go for it .. but I won't be spending any of my money on anything she does…
Watched it, IT WAS DAMNED GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. GO watch it.
Just checked the box office and it is doing really well.
seriously shut the fuck up.
First of, Hannah Montana tix cost $15 which in comparison are a $6 difference to most ticket prices not to mention dont change on matinee basis.
Second the audiences are two completely different things. You cannot compare the Disney Channel audience which is indulged by overspending parents and such. And the japanese horrow audience is tired out and almost expecting a dissapointment.
Third, the film opened to very decent numbers. More than you can say to other recent horrow dissapointments.
So shut the hell up and get back to your gossip.
Which as we have seen by now (acting, rapping, tv host) is the ONLY thing you are good at.
I think you should REALLy leave her alone and go get a life..I mean 15 $$ aint bad at all and you KNOW it….you're always pick at her..trying to find stuff to say agaisnt her…the truth is she's not bad she's pretty and she's HUMAN like everybody else…She got her OWN opinions like ervyone else!!!…pathetic perez…pathetic…
Re: joe – Also the Hannah Montana tickets are $15.00 a piece, not the average movie price.
Re: sillyme – At least Eva's movies make it to the screen. Jessica Simpson is the straight to dvd queen. Has her movie made it to the $7000 mark yet?
Re: Fraulein Steve – for your information there have been 3d movies in the past. spy kids, jaws, and friday the 13 are some, look it up!
stop hating on jessica alba perez!!! u know shes better nd more famous than youll ever be!!!!!!!!!
HEY PEREZ
No offense, it's because her acting is really bad. Looking pretty can only take you that far.
that's actually how much they predicted it to make.
she's a disgraced, phony hispana- did I mention out of sync.
I don't like watching her movies because… in my opinion… she isn't a very good actress. She may photograph well and have a nice body, but that doesn't make her an actress. People want to watch a movie with a cast that is talented. That's all.
the movie was awesome
it was only a couple of months ago where perez was all in jessicas ass, but since she didnt want to take a pic with him he started the latina thing. perez u fat homo cunt, arent u suppose to be a latin aswell?
pretty sure spy kids 3d still has it on opening weekend.
The Hannah Montana && Miley Cyrus 3-D movie was only good because of the JONAS BROTHERS!
Re: THE GHOST IS A DEPRESSED MEXICAN LADY! –
Ghost is right!! The suicide pinata scene is a fucking scream– it is SO FUNNY! If Jessica Alba says that all mexicans are dirty monkeys- then how come I saw fucking 50 latina girls watching this stupid shit in the theater!!! I think that most people don't know about her rampant racism and vocal hatred of Latino culture!
PEREZ, I love that you hate on this biatch. I can't stand her either, I hope her career goes further downhill. She jumped on the baby train like a retard. Who cares if she's pregnant, hope she saved enough $$ to support her baby and her man. Losers
have only just recently been following celebrity news so am out of the loop but i take it perez doesnt like this woman for a reason???
americans just dont like mexicans. she should go back to mexico and try to make films there
SHE HAS BAD THINNING HAIR, BAD ATTITUDE, BAD ACTING AND BAD MOVIES.
its funny that she doesnt like to be associated with hispanics because she goes and and acts just like a typical low class mexican whore by spreading her legs all over the place and getting knocked up out of wedlock. hispanic culture is so low class and she is typical of it
i'm from argentina and I feel sorry for you…if you are saying this things because one day jessica didn't want to take a photo with you, you don't have anything else to do in your life that say bad things about her!!!!
that thing that you said about that she doesn't like to call her latina its just a lie!!
in her family they raised her as an american girl…but she has her grandparents that are conected with mexican ancestors and she feel connected with them but she is not latina because her parents are from USA…!!and also she!!!
stop with all this things to jessica!!
she is a good person!!and she doesn't deserve this!!
sol
pd:sorry my english…im not american!!
No acting training = no talent, no chops, and no credibility. Plus, she's a bitch.
aww maybe if she was latina she could have done better but she isnt haha dumb whore ps shes not ugly at all shes fugly
Because neither of them have talent or are likeable. People are tired of spending their money to watch no talent assholes.
Who cares she SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is not a good actress and her looks will only go so far in this world. No wonder she got knocked up on purpose. She had to do it to get married to the only guy who will marry her before figuring out he is actually with a loser.
Uhh she should take a hint. There is a reason her movies bomb-people don't like her. She just looks fake. Like she is the type of person that ocmplains all the time and thinks she is amazing. She's not cute enough for all that. And why the beep does that ugly girl never crack a smile? I don't get the whole fascination with her. She is not cute, not a good actress, and by all accounts is a straight B*^ch
hahaha wow Perez, you're so stupid. Admit it, you're just bitter that she wouldn't take a picture with you cuz you're so lame!
The Eye is #2 at the box office from yesterday's charts, for a typical movie, its actually doing well.
so try and take that HUGE stick out of your ass dude.
Ah, there is nothing Miley Cyrus cant do.
Im very pissed that the concert movie didnt come to where I lived.
It only went to 2 places in Canada!!!!
GAH!
Hopefully it comes out on DVDDDD;)
And Im also going to see "The Eye". Because Jessica Alba is awsome:)
Thats why I didnt go watch that shit cause she said that bullshit about not being LATINA. Fuck her !!!
Her best acting was in Idle Hands!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She has no talent…it was only a matter of time before she was discovered as just another pretty face…*yawn* - Hollywood is a dumbed down money machine.
she's still one pretty Latina…
Also,I want to warn all Democrats and our OBAMA supporters…The Republican Right is out to get us again…They have found one of OBAMA"s college room mates (now a Republican) and as soon as OBAMA wins the Democatic nomination- they are going to pull "another Lewinski" on the American public…apperently OBAMA's old roomie will admit to the PRESS that he witnessed OBAMA snorting & even dealing Cocaine to more than a few of his close friends in their shared dorm room!!!…The Republican's hope to sway the independent vote and the undecidedes with this shocker… They are betting that the fallout will put John Mc Cain over the top and will win him election for President.
I think this may be a false rumour but Obama did admit his Cocaine Use and I think we have to take this admission by Obama very seriously…if it is true I don't think the Republican's are going to leave this Drug issue alone!!!
++++++SHE IS GETTING WHAT SHE DESERVES!!!!++++++ When you are that much of a snob, and rude to your few ""FANS," SHE DESERVES TO BOMB AT THE BOX OFFICE!!! I AM HAPPY SHE CANNOT OPEN A MOVIE - MAY SHE WILL STOP BEING SO STUCK ON HERSELF!!!!!!++++++
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Your a fuckin tard Perez that movie only cost 15 million to make so by next week it will already be turning a profit, do some research.
JA sux a**. Any illegal is better than her. Fantastic 4 didn't suck because she had the production, direction, filmography and the others to help her sorry ass out. She's just another knocked up pretty face in Hollywood. A has-been.
Come on perez give alba a break, she was #2 not bad, the one you should be ranking on is little eva how embarrasing she didn't even make it to the top ten. How come you didn't mention that , you only pick on the celebs that you don,t like. not to say that she can act ,she sucks but be fair being 2 a'int that bad. You only like druggie eva mendez because she is cuban like you. You only say positive stuff about her ,and the bitch cannot open a movie either. She is not the greatest actress either that is why she is never the main character. ok fatty stick with the ho's that you like like paris hilton etc. etc.