Jessica Alba = Box Office Poison

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Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba has another dud on her hands!

The actress, who can't open a film, may have happy baby news but she won't be thrilled to learn that her new film, The Eye, has failed at the box office.

Despite major promotion from Alba, her movie is projected to only take in $12-15 million this weekend on 2436 screens in the U.S.

By comparison the new Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana 3D concert film is expected to take in a WHOPPING $25-30 million for Friday - Sunday. AND, that movie was only released on 683 screens in theaters across the country!

The Hannah Montana movie has set a new record for biggest opening of a concert film and a 3D movie.

Poor Jessica!

She should take a nice LONG maternity break!

[Image via Mavrix Online.]

    Posted: Feb 2, 2008 at 8:22 pm / Email this  »

    233 comments to “Jessica Alba = Box Office Poison”

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    1. Yesi says – reply to this


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      That's what she gets when she insults the Latino community! We sure can hold a grudge! LMAO Pendeja!!!

    2. mish mish says – reply to this


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      The chineese did it better
      she sucks……….

    3. whatasnobALBAis says – reply to this


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      JESSICA ALBA IS NOTHING BUT A SNOB WHO SEEMS EMBARRASSED OF HER HERITAGE. WHAT A LOSER. SHE MAY BE PRETTY BUT BEING A SNOB FAR OUT WEIGHS HER LOOKS. THUMBS DOWN TO JESSICA ALBA! SNOB, SNOB, SNOB!

    4. ♥k.c.♥ says – reply to this


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      I took my little sister and Niece to see Hannah Montana this weekend and I actually liked it =) I thought it was really cute. I never got the hype about her but after seeing her movie I think she is a good role model for little girls. Regardless of these so-called bad pictures of her on the internet (which I dont think are bad AT ALL) She seems like a down to earth girl. I would Definately recommend this movie if you are able to get tickets. ♥

    5. meghan says – reply to this


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      well nothing can really compeate with hannah montana, the millions of kids that love her and their desperate parents who couldn't get tickets for the actual concert.

    6. Work it Jessica Alba! says – reply to this


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      What? How is her movie "box office poison"?
      Her movie came in @ #2 out of the TOP 3.
      What kind of math are you using, horse-head?

    7. Work it Jessica Alba! says – reply to this


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      What? How is her movie "box office poison"?
      Her movie came in @ #2 out of the TOP 3.
      What kind of math are you using, horse-head?

    8. Work it Jessica Alba! says – reply to this


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      What? How is her movie "box office poison"?
      Her movie came in @ #2 out of the TOP 3.
      What kind of math are you using, horse-head?

    9. Tia says – reply to this


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    10. brittany says – reply to this


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      i'm seeing the hannah montana movie tomorrow night! yay!!

    11. Danny Boy says – reply to this


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      That girl from 24 (Elisha Cuthbert) should be Sue Storm in the Fantastic Four movies. Fire Alba and hire Cuthbert!

    12. cooter says – reply to this


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      Maybe she needs to quit being a condescending stuck up bitch and needs to bust out those pregnancy streched milk-bags for all of us to whack off over. Newsflash, bitch: No one cares about you because of your "acting talent".

    13. Holly says – reply to this


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      I saw hannah/miley movie, it was pretty good only it should have had less of her and more of jonas brothers.

      i was screaming my head off in the theatre for them, but not her, nobody was really screaming for her exceot for like 5 yr olds

    14. j says – reply to this


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      thats a good showing for superbowl weekend actually and it makes sense the HM movie did better. KIDS perez! thats why! a G rated movie always does better, especially on superbowl weekend. look up the history and you might know this. The Alba movie was still the second best box office of the week…right behind hannah montana!

      Your hang up with alba is turning to outright lying. what a shame

    15. C. says – reply to this


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      aw i love jessica alba
      i hate miley …

    16. asdfghj says – reply to this


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      r u kidding?
      its #2 in the box office

    17. karen says – reply to this


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      WHAT A BICTH WELL IF SHE DONT WANT TO BE CALL LATINA THEN CHANGE YOUR NAME AND DONT BE EMBAREST OF WERE YOU COME FROM :(
      I HATE HER

    18. hot_4_britney says – reply to this


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      Perez, stop picking on Jessica Alba. She is a beautiful and talented actress.

    19. hot_4_britney says – reply to this


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      Perez,

      Stop picking on Jessica Alba. She is a beautiful and talented actress.

    20. Optimisticate says – reply to this


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      Wow, another movie that no one has ever heard of bombing?

      Whoda thunk it?

    21. laura_manchesterUK says – reply to this


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      sexiest women alive get her on the L word xxxxxxxxxx

    22. I'M NOT SURPRISED. says – reply to this


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      GOOD THING I HAVE NOT SPENT MONEY TO SEE THIS SNOBBY HO'S MOVIES.

      HERE SHE IS RUBBING IT IN AGAIN ABOUT HER LOOKS.

      Jessica Alba said the main reason why she had to sign on to do the Fantastic Four sequel was because her stretchy suit wouldn’t be able to fit another actress. WHY YOU ASK? Because she is hippy… what the heck does that make the rest of us?

      Jessica Alba hass told how she had no choice about doing a Fantastic Four sequel - as she is the only actress who can fit into her skin-tight outfit “I have a booty and big hips so the suit is made to allow for that. It’s like a second skin and looks like it too!”

      WE GET IT BITCH. "I HAVE CURVES. I CAN'T HELP IT. MY AUNTS ARE FAT."

    23. ya ya says – reply to this


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      This chick is so full of herself and I don't know why. What I do know is that she cannot open a movie and she is not very smart.

    24. FANTASTIC FOUR MADE A TON OF says – reply to this


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      MONEY, BUT IT WAS AN ENSEMBLE CAST AND THEY DID ALOT OF PUBLICITY FOR IT. BUT I HEARD THAT THEY BOTH SUCKED.

      ALBA CAN'T OPEN A MOVIE, THAT'S ALL.

    25. I HATE THIS WOMAN. BY B*TCH SLAP. says – reply to this


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      FUNNY HOW IN THE “ELLE” MAGAZINE INTERVIEW SHE BLAMED EVERYONE ELSE FOR HER ****** MOVIES TANKING.

      “YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE HOW MUCH HE (PAUL WALKER), WAS PAID AND HE DIDN’T DO AS MUCH PROMOTING FOR THE MOVIE.”

      THEN SHE SAYS THAT HE HELPED PRODUCE IT! There you go IDIOT, maybe that’s why he got paid MORE than you! Producing a movie pays more than frolicking around in a bikini, you know.

      SHE IS SOOO NOT SMART.

    26. DAMN SHE'S DUMB says – reply to this


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      FUNNY HOW IN THE “ELLE” MAGAZINE INTERVIEW SHE BLAMED EVERYONE ELSE FOR HER ****** MOVIES TANKING.

      “YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE HOW MUCH HE (PAUL WALKER), WAS PAID AND HE DIDN’T DO AS MUCH PROMOTING FOR THE MOVIE.”

      THEN SHE SAYS THAT HE HELPED PRODUCE IT! There you go IDIOT, maybe that’s why he got paid MORE than you! I think producing a movie pays more than frolicking around in a bikini, you know.

      SHE IS SO STUPID.

    27. DID YOU SEE THIS ONE PEREZ? says – reply to this


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      SHE HAS ONLY “NOW” SAID THAT SHE’S PROUD OF HER HERITAGE (in Elle Mag) BECAUSE HER “CAREER” SUCKS ASS AND SHE KNOWS IT.

      SHE TOLD LATINA MAGAZINE: "I LIKE that I look different. I like having
      flavor. I think it's funny that women get their lips injected and get butt
      implants. Everyone wants to look like US now." (Does she mean Latinos)

      The 'Sin City' star recently revealed she finds women who rely on plastic
      surgery "scary".

      She explained: "In Beverly Hills there's a whole race of women that look
      exactly the same. The cheeks, the lips, the t**s, the a** everything.

      "They're scary. They're so skinny. I'm not a make-up and hair kind of girl." BARF.

      SHE’S REGRETTING EVERYTHING SHE’S SAID. TOO LATE. YOUR “CAREER” IS SINKING FASTER THAN THE TITANIC, BBBBbbbeeeaaatch!

    28. I HATE ALBA. THERE. says – reply to this


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      She’s a stuck up two-faced b*tch who talks sh*t about everybody and everything.
      THAT’S WHY SHE NEEDS TO BE CALLED OUT FOR ALL OF HER **** TALKING THAT SHE DOES. EVERYTIME ONE OF HER MOVIES TANKS AT THE BOX-OFFICE IT SENDS OUT THE MESSAGE THAT THE PUBLIC IS OVER HER CONCEITED ASS.
      I am so glad I have not wasted money to watch this stuck up **** talker’s ****** movies.
      ===== NOW ZACK EFRON, PAUL WALKER, ALL OF HOLLYWOOD AND THE WHOLE HISPANIC COMMUNITY, EVERYBODY ELSE SHE HAS TALKED **** ABOUT, LIKE THE SOLDIERS IN CANADA THAT B*TCH THOUGHT SHE WAS TOO GOOD TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH, MOVIE CREW PEOPLE WHO SAY SHE IS A B*TCH TO THEM AND THE WHOLE HISPANIC COMMUNITY NEED TO GO AND KICK HER ASS!

    29. THE MOVIE MIGHT HAVE MADE says – reply to this


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      SOME MONEY, BUT IT STILL NEEDS TO MAKE A PROFIT FOR THE STUDIOS, DIRECTORS, PRODUCERS ETC

    30. Conceited much? says – reply to this


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      “I’m so tired of getting the sexy roles! I want to be a serious actress.”

      Then don’t accept the SEXY ROLES, and stop posing half naked, idiot.

      “Oh my Gawd! I don’t know why people are sooo obsessed with my ass!”

      SHUT UP BITCH

    31. Me says – reply to this


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      she's beautiful…y do u hate her??

    32. jacqui says – reply to this


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      i can't believe this! they made a remake of the eye (which is an awesome chinese horror and was only made a few years ago) and with jessica alba in it. i really don't have anything against her but COME ON she isn't the type of actor to be in a good horror like this, she is too much a actress who is only in movies to look hot or in romantic movies, not a good horror like this! but it isn't really her fault, it's those dumb asses that decided to remake a good chinese horror. really the movie buisness needs to learn to stop remaking films even if they are in another language, just fricken dubb them if you want them to appeal to a wider english speaking viewers.

    33. chick says – reply to this


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      wow i didnt want to watch hm movie ,but it came out as a suceess go miley!!!

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