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Quote of the Day

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"In Albuquerque there’s really only one restaurant that’s pretty good. You can only take Applebee’s and Chili’s so much. Our big day was hanging out at Wal-Mart for five hours. It was like, ‘Yea Wal-Mart!'"

- Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba

[Image via JPI Studios.]

608 comments to “Quote of the Day”

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  1. Josh says – reply to this


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    love that girl

  2. oNE says – reply to this


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    #1

  3. Fidel Castro says – reply to this


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    7th

  4. LittleMissTexas says – reply to this


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    Yes, she's right! Albuquerque DOES suck. I know first had as we just moved here from Dallas for my mans job. It's brown, dry, ugly and totally hippie! The guys are fugly and the girls aren't much to look at either! hahahaha

  5. Fidel Castro says – reply to this


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    I meant 5th

  6. cathy says – reply to this


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    hey, i used to live in New Mexico. She tells the truth :(

  7. ew says – reply to this


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    hate her …she is just so fake and not down to earth

  8. sarah says – reply to this


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    love ya perez!! she mentioned you in the last weeks intouch magazine about how you "bashed" her

  9. OSAMA BIN LOOTIN says – reply to this


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    LOOKS LIKE SHE TOOK A WRONG TURN AT ALBA-QUERQUE
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    AWESOME WORK PEREZ!

  10. fuck this fake cow says – reply to this


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    bitch is a nasty cunt and her kid will be too

  11. andrean says – reply to this


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    yeah, that's right idiot, mock the majority of your fan base. Do these "stars" forget why they get paid millions? It's the "little people" around the world watching your movies, buying your merchandise, etc…

  12. Kortney says – reply to this


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    THIIIIRRDDDD!

  13. Fuck off cum stain says – reply to this


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    Re: Fidel Castro

    Nope, you meant no life fag

  14. erin says – reply to this


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    i thought she grew up in pomona, ca??

  15. matthew maverick says – reply to this


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    wtf is that angelina jolie wannabe talking bout? i live in NM and ALB. is amazing? just stfu jessica don't call me latina alba and let me have in between those legs!

  16. jamilla says – reply to this


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    i know you hate her but shes so cute!

  17. Britney Lover says – reply to this


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    Albuquerque is a little more exciting then that.

    and it would be "dont call me latina" to say that the only good places are such white washed food.

    albuquerque has this little thing called Garcia, Little Anitas, Pedricos, Frontier AND the most amazing burritos 2 minutes walk from the hotel the bitch stayed in.

  18. babymomma says – reply to this


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    they also have mexican food joints, oh wait….she wouldn't like that probably

  19. MrRepeater says – reply to this


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  20. Velvet says – reply to this


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    What a stupid comment, there are great restaurants there.

  21. Carolina says – reply to this


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    HATE HER !!!!!!! am i the first one here ??? love you perez !!!

  22. You're a number retard says – reply to this


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    Re: Fidel Castro

    STFU idiot

  23. showbiz says – reply to this


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    Tard and a half.

    The only decent place in the Alb is elpatio. Not a fucking walmart, elpatio is a mom and pop joint and the serve REAL mexican food.

    And I don't even live there.

    Jessica is a total retard. I thought she was mexican. Or spanish. Or something. She's probably French, which would explain why she runs away from the press.

  24. turd says – reply to this


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    What a douche bag

  25. Tay says – reply to this


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    I fucking hate Jessica Alba.

  26. tina says – reply to this


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    Lies! Albuquerque has a lot to do.

  27. lindsay says – reply to this


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    I hope thats a prego pic, cuz nothing can explain looking like that

  28. Britney is dead says – reply to this


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    Re: Britney Lover

    who cares you dumb whore

  29. stephanie says – reply to this


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    I CAN'T STAND HER i used to like ber but now she is just annoying OMG

  30. TJA says – reply to this


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    Walmart for 5 hours!! HA HA What did she buy?

  31. aldfkfsj says – reply to this


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    she makes me want to vomit.

  32. MOOOOO Velvet MOOOOO says – reply to this


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    Re: Velvet

    Of course YOU would say that…..FATTY!

  33. d says – reply to this


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    perez must enjoy acting like ann coulter - with the lame moral outrage…

  34. Steffie says – reply to this


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    I can't stand her…ewwwwww.

  35. Cashole says – reply to this


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    What! I am not first? I demand a recount.

  36. dick says – reply to this


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    i would fucking tear her ass apart fucking rub her blood all over my face and cum in her anus

  37. karen says – reply to this


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    What a bitch! Of course she would only want to go places where she could be seen and weren't too Mexican

  38. Deann is fat says – reply to this


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    DeAnn is fat

  39. There she BLOWS says – reply to this


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    She's a whore and genetics is a bitch and she said all the women in her family blow up to fat pigs when preggo

  40. JM says – reply to this


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    THIRD

  41. Me!! says – reply to this


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    She is so fake and stupid!!!

  42. emma m says – reply to this


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    what a friggen douche bag.
    this girl hates everything from her culture to walmart.

  43. your mom says – reply to this


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    Re: Cashole

    Shut your cashole

  44. jane says – reply to this


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    I would say she is a HAS been but she never was anything to begin with… she thinks she is the greatest! I can wait till they stop hiring her.. all her movies are bombs!

  45. jorge says – reply to this


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    I live in Albuquerque, and I bet she only ate at one restaurant cause her managers knew she would say shit like this all over town. Fuck this self-hating cunt! YEAH CUNT!

  46. vcbnfvb says – reply to this


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    she's so ugly!

  47. yolanda says – reply to this


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    too bad shes ashamed to be latina. The worse thing is to be ashamed of who you are..other wise she'd be cool…i guess…

  48. Claire says – reply to this


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    HEY!!!
    Hanging At Wal-Mart Is AWSOME!!!!!!!!!!! XD

  49. Paul says – reply to this


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    I'm in Colorado close enough to New Mexico. NM is a bit more laid back, but she's an idiot for those comments. All you have to is ask locals for good places. NM isn't great, but Chili's. Come on, they're overpriced everywhere you go.

  50. Christina from Albuquerque says – reply to this


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    HMM. Maybe it's because she isn't *cough* Hispanic, but we have LOTS of great restaurants - but most of them are Mexican food…which I DOUBT she eats! WHATEVER. We aren't LA, but we have a magnificant culture and the best weather anywhere! If she was in a Walmart and not touring Old Town, the Indian Markets or Santa Fe, then no wonder!

  51. rgfregf says – reply to this


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    Soo ugly.

  52. Deann is SUPER fat says – reply to this


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    Re: Deann is fat

    She totally is! ha ha, Deann is a fat fucking, oreo eating cowpie!

  53. AlbuquerqueLatina says – reply to this


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    She is a self hating Latina. She was probably upset to be stuck in a place with a such a rich Hispanic history. She must be oblivious to the fact that New Mexico has one of the largest populations of graduate degree holding populations. Many of these people are contractors of the US govt and as such are highly compensated. We have many restaurants other than your typical franchise. As for Walmart, I don't know anyone who shops at Walmart, especially when there are many better options available. I am still upset that Latina magazine chose her for the cover when she has done nothing but insult Latinos as a whole.

  54. hanley says – reply to this


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    Albuquerque is a great city - I can't believe she would say that! I don't live there but have been there a few times and I enjoyed the original restaurants and shops that they had to offer (and no, they didn't include Chili's and Wal-mart). The place is full of character…this quote of Jessica Alba's just shows how ignorant she is.

  55. FU Claire! says – reply to this


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    Re: Claire

    Ummmmm, yeah….if too many people are in your…trailer?

  56. ME says – reply to this


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    Remember when people used to like her!!?? hahahaha

  57. marilyn says – reply to this


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    Leave her alone perez….At least jessica alba has her life together. She is one of the only actors, besides Reese, that does not have a drug/alcohol problem. She does her job professionally and no drama!!!!

  58. CC says – reply to this


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    As a native Albuquerquean and New Mexican there are many GOOD restaurants to choose from. AND many things to do. I am not a hippie and am not fugly either. Get your facts straight before you insult my home state and city. And I know first "Had", er hand as I have lived here for 36 years.

  59. It is America, not cuba says – reply to this


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    I think she's a stupid inbred whore, but she has a right to like or not like what ever the fuck she wants

  60. Zoe says – reply to this


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    she says dumb shit sometimes but she is still the hotest famous chick now.

  61. ho fo sho says – reply to this


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    shes a dumbass and so is littlemisstexas. there is much more to do here and its not even that bad. that bitch probably thought she was in mexico the whole time. DUMBASS

  62. ho fo sho says – reply to this


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    shes a dumbass and so is littlemisstexas. there is much more to do here and its not even that bad. that bitch probably thought she was in mexico the whole time. DUMBASS

  63. :) says – reply to this


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    Seriously Wal-Mart is the place to be in Albuquerque. There isn't anywhere else to go. I was there for a couple of days and I was going crazy!

  64. Lauren says – reply to this


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    Hey I live in Albuquerque and there is more than one good restaurant. And there is more to do than go to Walmart, unless Miss Don't Call Me A Latina didn't notice the Sandia mountains are a half an hour drive away.

  65. chatty says – reply to this


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    I thought only trach got excited by walmart?

  66. Marilyn is a CUNT says – reply to this


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    Re: marilyn

    Blah blah blah blah blah, STFU you stupid CUNT

  67. chatty says – reply to this


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    I thought only trash got excited by walmart?

  68. k says – reply to this


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    she could not be more wrong about ABQ, nor could she be more pathetic. she acts so uppity and important… such a sad attempt to cover the fact she is ignorant, self-absorbed, and irrelevant. what was her last great film? the ever-engaging fantastic four? brilliant work, darling. please shut your mouth, thank the stars that you've been cast as 'famous,' and face your reality before rearing a child (poor child! to have such an unsophisticated mother!)

  69. Britney Lover says – reply to this


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    Re: Britney is dead

    your mom sucks cocks in hell

  70. IGNORANCE IS BLISS says – reply to this


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    what the hell i lived in albuquerque for 7 years… there's hiking, the academy, the tramway, not to mention an hour away is santa fe, wineries… and there's garduno's, plus a multitude of private high end restaurants…. i guess good restaurants must be chains and in that case all that she must recognize is wal-mart…wow i guess she must be the only celebrity missing out.. since JULIA ROBERTS does live there.

  71. Crystal says – reply to this


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    She B-U-G-S!!!

  72. why do u care says – reply to this


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    PEREZ OF U DONT LIKE HER GET OFF HER NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  73. Allison says – reply to this


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    Actually I live in Albuquerque and it's awesome. It's a really big city and the weather is perfect. There are loads of places to eat. Fuck her…she knows nothing. She's a bullshit actress who needs to shut the fuck up.

  74. asdekjlkj says – reply to this


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    what's the deal with her hair, it looks like she's bald and has a "comb over"

  75. noya says – reply to this


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    Re: LittleMissTexasRe: LittleMissTexas
    well you must be a racist like her then if thats all you see i live in new mexico and have lived in albuquerque you dont know what you are talking about you.

  76. Ashley says – reply to this


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    What the fuck? Albuquerque is a great place to live. It is probably one of, if not THE most diverse city in the country. There is a great gay community, Hispanic community, native American community and we are a very accepting culture because we've all grown up knowing diversity. Not to mention some really great restaurants. You are less then an hour from great skiing and snowboarding, any other outdoor activity you could imagine.
    I don't understand her comments….she seems like a giant bitch.

  77. ABQ142 says – reply to this


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    Re: LittleMissTexas

    Go back to Texas Little Miss Dumb-Shit. And keep your smelly ass Texas friends out too. We don't want Jessica AlbASS here either! How dare you criticize a place you just recently moved to. This "brown, dry, ugly" state is keeping your sorry ass man employed.

  78. Daredevil says – reply to this


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    Wallmart? isn´t that so latino? wasn´t she expending all her time in a white county club??
    Maybe cuz wallmart use to be so american… who cares how pretty or ugly a city is if people like her just talk shit because they have so many shit inside

  79. Peacecake says – reply to this


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    I can't stand her dumb attention-seeking ass. But on a real note, I can only take so much Mexican food. Too many damn beans and cheese. Gas is not cool.

  80. tab says – reply to this


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    FUCK HER. I love albuquerque and there is amazing shit there.
    you gott aknow where to look. hence the wonderful cuisine downtown. If we suck so much why are so many people moving here and movies being filmed here?
    shes a bitch and i'm NOT seeing her movie.

  81. tab says – reply to this


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    Re: Peacecake
    there is more than "mexican food"
    it is "new mexican food"
    and we have an awesome variety.

  82. bonbon says – reply to this


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    Albuquerque does NOT suck. Obviously she couldn't handle a little spice in her diet. Obviously she didn't leave her hotel room if she couldn't think of anything better to do than go to Wal-Mart and eat Chili's!

    Old town might have been a little too hispanic for her.

  83. britney lover needs her meth fix too! says – reply to this


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    Re: Britney Lover

    Don't de mad at me cuz that bitch in dead, at least inside. Now go eat a dick and set the timer for your idol to expire!

  84. PERSON WITH EYES says – reply to this


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    SHE IS UGLY.

  85. dontknow says – reply to this


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    Well you can say what you will but my dad is from New Mexico and he doesnt like to be referred to as latino either. Many of the hispanics in New Mexico are of Spanish ancestry and Spanish are more European then latin American. Not everyone of hispanic descent wants to be Mexican.

  86. NJ says – reply to this


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    thanks Perez for Posting this! when I woke up and read this I was so pissed! I knew you would like this. Also Albuquerque is not he ghetto and has great food, and the girls are hot!

  87. Haley says – reply to this


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    I love Albuquerque! There's Little Anita's, Nothing But Noodles, Route 66 Diner, ect. and there's plenty to do.

  88. jana shopgirl says – reply to this


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    I have a darling business in Albuquerque. If she would have taken the time to explore the city, we have everything here! Fuck her! Our city is amazing! She is a fake bitch. I loved her…What a cunt.

  89. tab says – reply to this


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    Re: AlbuquerqueLatina
    here here!you said it girl…nm pride!

  90. Annie Bananie says – reply to this


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    she looks totally stoned in that picture

  91. Melissa says – reply to this


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    WHAT?! I live in ABQ and I saw her one night last year at Target and she was also in InStyle last year posing it up at some ranch here talking about how beautiful NM was and how wonderful the area was..she's a fake bitch and she needs to stay the hell out of NM. And for little miss texas..why don't you go back to that rotten state. Sorry that we don't have plastic surgeons around every corner and blonde hair.

  92. Blair says – reply to this


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    Walmart is the PLACE to be! Only the cool people go there! Jk lol

  93. SarahShizzle says – reply to this


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    hahahaha shes SO right. i moved to new mexico from boston and left in less then a year. that place suckkkks. its brown and ugly and ghetto. people there are CRAZY too (gotta love that meth!!!) haha and walmart… that definately is the tourist attraction anywhere in new mexico. theyre even 24 hours out there!!!

  94. true dat says – reply to this


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    Re: Peacecake – LMAO.

  95. lilvoices says – reply to this


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    she's retarded ..there are some great restaurants in albuquerque have been there many times plan on going many more times

  96. LatinAmber says – reply to this


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    She's a disgusting cow and I hope she's hit by a car and her revolting 1/4 darkie baby is thrown from her canyon of a vagina onto a passing-by Suri Cruise, immediately killing them both.

    Oh, and then she bleeds to death.

    And we eat them all.

    Long live england!

  97. cami says – reply to this


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    Albuquerque is amazing, and vastly cultured. More so than this fuck-wit actress. This does it. I am not a fan of Jessica Alba! NOT A FAN!

  98. Brandon says – reply to this


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    Re: AlbuquerqueLatina – Thats true and I liked her but see how she acts in movies she plays as a white girl

  99. Eat it says – reply to this


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    She's a self centered whore, she needs to fuck off and gain her 70 pounds of fetus fuck

  100. Melissa says – reply to this


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    obviously she was looking for chili's and applebee's to eat at because we have ALOT more here than that and us native's don't eat at those places anyhow, we have REAL mexican food—-which is why she probably ate at chili's every fucking night since she 'isn't' a latina..right?

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