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The New Golden Balls

Filed under: Anglophilia > Zportz > Cristiano Ronaldo

David Beckham, who?????

Cristiano Ronaldo is THE new Beckham, bitches.

The Portuguese soccer stud has just signed a deal to renew his contract with Manchester United.

How much will Crissie be getting paid????

$88 million!!!!! 88 MILLION! For the next six years.

That's enough to buy him a lot of Nair and plenty of hookers!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: February 2, 2008 at 10:01 pm

420 comments to “The New Golden Balls”

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allie says – reply to this

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boobs.
jamie says – reply to this

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yay!
Danielle says – reply to this

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first!
hgr says – reply to this

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ooooooooooo…..he's a hottie!!!
kt says – reply to this

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I hate him
LaLa says – reply to this

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sweet nibblets!
fafa says – reply to this

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RONALDO IS FKN HOT !!!!!
callie says – reply to this

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soccer players are so sexy. i wish the sport would catch on more in the US.
MARY DANATA says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'M SUPER COOL FOR SAYING THAT……NOT!
chop143 says – reply to this

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yay!!!! love how hot ronaldo is. represent portugal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh Fatass says – reply to this

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This guy is way too hot to have to pay for hookers!!!!
Shit….I'll do him for free, everynight for the rest of his youth!!!
YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!!!
Anonymous says – reply to this

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he is amazingggggg
blah says – reply to this

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blah
me says – reply to this

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nope david rocks. check out kid dakota song "stars". video soon!
goGuttersnipe says – reply to this

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First…CR7 is god. Respect to Perez for respecting the worlds greatest player and the worlds greatest game. United til I die!!
lj says – reply to this

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i wanna suck him good..
FINALLY! says – reply to this

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Ronaldo definitely needs more recognition he is definitely better than Beckham. Beckham does shit and gets high praise for it. Ronaldo has wonderful footwork and he is really going to be the greatest. he is already getting there and he's only in his early 20's. GO RONALDO! MAKIN BANK! :].
[plus did i mention Cristiano is like 100 times sexier than Beckham?.]
RAWR says – reply to this

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mmm hookers
sarah says – reply to this

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FIRST!! ewww hes sooo gay!!!! too pretty and groomed to be a real man
LALALA says – reply to this

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Coming from a European….This guy is Euro trash! He is such a perve! I met him at a party and he was just one of those gross drunk little boys who drools allover you! Not a turn on….he's pretty to look at but that's it!
perezeatspoop says – reply to this

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didnt beckham get $250 million for 5 years? i think thats way better fucktard
stephy says – reply to this

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nicee. i love soccer. :]
Love says – reply to this

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first
LALALA says – reply to this

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IN REPLY TO "O FAT ASS" He does pay for hookers….or escorts whatever you want to call them….he has been caught many times….
love says – reply to this

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first bitch
jess says – reply to this

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hott
holly says – reply to this

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sexxxy
ggbean says – reply to this

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..i cant get past the massive overbite..
BOO says – reply to this

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david beckhams hotter……….. whatever the case, you have no chance in hell perez haha
shirley q liquor says – reply to this

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first ignunt asses
none says – reply to this

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FIRST and he is soo sexy
Jen says – reply to this

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He is a hot piece of ass, I'd suck those balls even if he was dirt poor!
jk says – reply to this

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dayum
Lola says – reply to this

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Sorry Perez, but David Beckham is waaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter!
perez has jumped the shark says – reply to this

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Starting to get over Perez. Just like when stars get tooo fasmous tooo fast. It's starting to be tooo much.
alexa says – reply to this

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wow! can u say stud!
woah…watta hotti
Jaz says – reply to this

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Hez soo hot!!
nya says – reply to this

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wow. baller.
FUCK OFF says – reply to this

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NOT AS HOT AS BECKHAM…SHIT
Cerag says – reply to this

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Oh he'll spend it all on gay prostitutes.
lucy says – reply to this

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damn! he is soooo much sexier then david!
crazyforbeckham says – reply to this

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NO ONE CAN REPLACE BECKHAM. he is the hottest man to walk this Earth. Sry perez i think u got it all wrong. lol
A Washed-Up Whore With Hep C says – reply to this

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PARIS - Former “Baywatch” star and Playboy model Pamela Anderson takes to the stage in one of France’s most famous nude revues this month, when she performs for two nights at the Crazy Horse in Paris.
sandy says – reply to this

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he is YUMMY
VIVA LA EUROPE says – reply to this

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$88.000.000 = 42 euros

not great of a deal…
Donald says – reply to this

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88 Million is a sin against all the poor in the world!
Jennifer says – reply to this

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He is one sexy man! Whew!!!
Olivier The King Bitch says – reply to this

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Screw You Perez!!!!! David Beckham is a GOD!!!! Ronaldo is just little pussy!!! Nobody Can replace Beckham!!!!!! Ronaldo just have to fuck himself thinking about David trough is GIGANTES dick in his ass!!!!!!!!! i'm sur that what Ronlado dreams every nigth!!!!! Go David!!! Screw Ronaldo!!!!!!
jordyn elle says – reply to this

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oh the things i would do to him!
He's Fug says – reply to this

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Come on, that guy is fug. Look at the overbite on him, not to mention the acne. He could moonlight & probably get paid a fair amount to be in the next Geico caveman commerical. However, he is probably a soccer stud. I am too American to ever be a soccer fan but I can appreciat talent & although I don't think Beckham is that hot (too many tats) he seems like a nice guy.
katie says – reply to this

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love of my life! he's a fantastic soccer player and soooo gorgeous. stop paying for sex, i'll give it to you for free!
Twiggi says – reply to this

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I'd Hit it…..But just once.
b is baaaaaaack [vote 4 OBAMA] says – reply to this

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hey! don't make fun of ronnie! he's my baby and no one elses! 16 goals in the premiership so far, UNITED TO RETAIN THE TITLE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
Christina says – reply to this

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i love cristiano ronaldo!!!!
this why i love futbol.
Christina says – reply to this

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i love cristiano ronaldo!!!!
this why i love futbol.
Annika says – reply to this

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UGLY FUCK AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON SEXY BECKS
Vicky B says – reply to this

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88M Rinaldo 125m Beckham
hmmmm difference???
pink says – reply to this

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fugly cunt
shyla says – reply to this

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rinaldo can never replace beckham.
rinaldo can go die.

WHOO BECKHAM!
Leona Lewis rocks says – reply to this

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got nothing on David Beckham
yummy screw screw this perez says – reply to this

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oh yeah!?! what i wouln't give to be sandwiched between him and beckham!!!!
yummy screw screw this perez says – reply to this

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oh yeah!?! what i wouln't give to be sandwiched between him and beckham!!!!
yummy screw screw this perez says – reply to this

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oh yeah!?! what i wouln't give to be sandwiched between him and beckham!!!!
yummy screw screw this perez says – reply to this

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oh yeah!?! what i wouln't give to be sandwiched between him and beckham!!!!
Rudy says – reply to this

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Ronaldo is so cool…
Also,I want to warn all Democrats and our OBAMA supporters…The Republican Right is out to get us again…They have found one of OBAMA"s college room mates (now a Republican) and as soon as OBAMA wins the Democatic nomination- they are going to pull "another Lewinski" on the American public…apperently OBAMA's old roomie will admit to the PRESS that he witnessed OBAMA snorting & even dealing Cocaine to more than a few of his close friends in their shared dorm room!!!…The Republican's hope to sway the independent vote and the undecidedes with this shocker… They are betting that the fallout will put John Mc Cain over the top and will win him election for President.
I think this may be a false rumour but Obama did admit his Cocaine Use and I think we have to take this admission by Obama very seriously…if it is true I don't think the Republican's are going to leave this Drug issue alone!!!
I says – reply to this

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I THINK DAVID BECKHAM IS LIKE ANA KURNIKOVA AND RONALDO IS LIKE MARIA SHARAPOVA
Tammy says – reply to this

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NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!!! BECKHAM ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carmela_ says – reply to this

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Ewww he's sooo nasty
the best says – reply to this

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GOD DAMN IS HE SEXY!!!!!!!!!
Do it Well says – reply to this

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Dayum! That is a gorgeous Latin man
Hot Dog says – reply to this

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Who has a bigger dick?
kari lynn says – reply to this

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he and becks are both hott as fuck.
Ronnie #1 says – reply to this

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Oh my God oh my God..I love him!! Come on though Perez..there're a lot of better pics of him..he looks weird here.
Ur a fat twat perez says – reply to this

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Its football!

A gay prostitute is called a rent boy!

American retards!

And did all the americans know that Perez was voted one the most annoying people of 2007 in the UK, Perez your an annoying, fame hungry fat twat!
Flora says – reply to this

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Omgosh, I freaking love him. I dont deny that I only cheered for Portugal during the last World Cup because I am in love with that man haha
Love me some C Ronaldo says – reply to this

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The best player in THE ENTIRE WORLD bar NONE….Glad the world's finally recognizing it.
Wow says – reply to this

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Sexy fucker..
Happy Portuga says – reply to this

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Way to go Ronaldo!!. And yes he is the real thing.
tal says – reply to this

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you are an ass perez.
NOBODY COMPARES TO BECKHAM .
also,88 million is peanuts for beckham.
also he is sooooooo much hotter than this cute piece of fluff.BECKHAM IS A MAN!!!!!!!!
Scotty says – reply to this

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We love him in Scotland…too bad he's playing for the but-ugly fangled- toothed
lymies. He should sign with Madrid.
amanda says – reply to this

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ronaldos soo hot! hes close to beating George Best's record & deserves more money ! hes the best footballer in the world
The best in the world says – reply to this

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I was there when he scored his hat trick. It was awesome. There's nothing my man can't do. I even forgive him for what he did to Rooney in the world cup.
Not a soccer fan says – reply to this

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Perez i like this guy's looks and I know he's good and he's good looking …blah blah bla but who cares about soccer? No one. This game's lame and BORING.
Queer for Ronnie says – reply to this

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I would love to be fucked by Ronnie and suck the other stud Rooney at the same time. Perez can you arrange this for me?
OKAY, PEREZ!!! says – reply to this

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NEXT POST! KEEP IT COMING! I WANT MORE ENTERTAINMENT!!!
LIL_STAR says – reply to this

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oh he is hot alright!, and he's one of the best football players around atm!.. and best off all HE PLAYS FOR MAN UNTIED! yeoo haha