The New Golden Balls
Filed under: Anglophilia > Zportz > Cristiano Ronaldo
David Beckham, who?????
Cristiano Ronaldo is THE new Beckham, bitches.
The Portuguese soccer stud has just signed a deal to renew his contract with Manchester United.
How much will Crissie be getting paid????
$88 million!!!!! 88 MILLION! For the next six years.
That's enough to buy him a lot of Nair and plenty of hookers!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 2, 2008 at 10:01 pm
boobs.
yay!
first!
ooooooooooo…..he's a hottie!!!
I hate him
sweet nibblets!
RONALDO IS FKN HOT !!!!!
soccer players are so sexy. i wish the sport would catch on more in the US.
FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'M SUPER COOL FOR SAYING THAT……NOT!
yay!!!! love how hot ronaldo is. represent portugal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This guy is way too hot to have to pay for hookers!!!!
Shit….I'll do him for free, everynight for the rest of his youth!!!
YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!!!
he is amazingggggg
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nope david rocks. check out kid dakota song "stars". video soon!
First…CR7 is god. Respect to Perez for respecting the worlds greatest player and the worlds greatest game. United til I die!!
i wanna suck him good..
Ronaldo definitely needs more recognition he is definitely better than Beckham. Beckham does shit and gets high praise for it. Ronaldo has wonderful footwork and he is really going to be the greatest. he is already getting there and he's only in his early 20's. GO RONALDO! MAKIN BANK! :].
[plus did i mention Cristiano is like 100 times sexier than Beckham?.]
mmm hookers
FIRST!! ewww hes sooo gay!!!! too pretty and groomed to be a real man
Coming from a European….This guy is Euro trash! He is such a perve! I met him at a party and he was just one of those gross drunk little boys who drools allover you! Not a turn on….he's pretty to look at but that's it!
didnt beckham get $250 million for 5 years? i think thats way better fucktard
nicee. i love soccer. :]
first
IN REPLY TO "O FAT ASS" He does pay for hookers….or escorts whatever you want to call them….he has been caught many times….
first bitch
hott
sexxxy
..i cant get past the massive overbite..
david beckhams hotter……….. whatever the case, you have no chance in hell perez haha
first ignunt asses
FIRST and he is soo sexy
He is a hot piece of ass, I'd suck those balls even if he was dirt poor!
dayum
Sorry Perez, but David Beckham is waaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter!
Starting to get over Perez. Just like when stars get tooo fasmous tooo fast. It's starting to be tooo much.
wow! can u say stud!
woah…watta hotti
Hez soo hot!!
wow. baller.
NOT AS HOT AS BECKHAM…SHIT
Oh he'll spend it all on gay prostitutes.
damn! he is soooo much sexier then david!
NO ONE CAN REPLACE BECKHAM. he is the hottest man to walk this Earth. Sry perez i think u got it all wrong. lol
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he is YUMMY
$88.000.000 = 42 euros
not great of a deal…
88 Million is a sin against all the poor in the world!
He is one sexy man! Whew!!!
Screw You Perez!!!!! David Beckham is a GOD!!!! Ronaldo is just little pussy!!! Nobody Can replace Beckham!!!!!! Ronaldo just have to fuck himself thinking about David trough is GIGANTES dick in his ass!!!!!!!!! i'm sur that what Ronlado dreams every nigth!!!!! Go David!!! Screw Ronaldo!!!!!!
oh the things i would do to him!
Come on, that guy is fug. Look at the overbite on him, not to mention the acne. He could moonlight & probably get paid a fair amount to be in the next Geico caveman commerical. However, he is probably a soccer stud. I am too American to ever be a soccer fan but I can appreciat talent & although I don't think Beckham is that hot (too many tats) he seems like a nice guy.
love of my life! he's a fantastic soccer player and soooo gorgeous. stop paying for sex, i'll give it to you for free!
I'd Hit it…..But just once.
hey! don't make fun of ronnie! he's my baby and no one elses! 16 goals in the premiership so far, UNITED TO RETAIN THE TITLE! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!
i love cristiano ronaldo!!!!
this why i love futbol.
i love cristiano ronaldo!!!!
this why i love futbol.
UGLY FUCK AIN'T GOT NOTHIN ON SEXY BECKS
88M Rinaldo 125m Beckham
hmmmm difference???
fugly cunt
rinaldo can never replace beckham.
rinaldo can go die.
WHOO BECKHAM!
got nothing on David Beckham
oh yeah!?! what i wouln't give to be sandwiched between him and beckham!!!!
oh yeah!?! what i wouln't give to be sandwiched between him and beckham!!!!
oh yeah!?! what i wouln't give to be sandwiched between him and beckham!!!!
oh yeah!?! what i wouln't give to be sandwiched between him and beckham!!!!
Ronaldo is so cool…
Also,I want to warn all Democrats and our OBAMA supporters…The Republican Right is out to get us again…They have found one of OBAMA"s college room mates (now a Republican) and as soon as OBAMA wins the Democatic nomination- they are going to pull "another Lewinski" on the American public…apperently OBAMA's old roomie will admit to the PRESS that he witnessed OBAMA snorting & even dealing Cocaine to more than a few of his close friends in their shared dorm room!!!…The Republican's hope to sway the independent vote and the undecidedes with this shocker… They are betting that the fallout will put John Mc Cain over the top and will win him election for President.
I think this may be a false rumour but Obama did admit his Cocaine Use and I think we have to take this admission by Obama very seriously…if it is true I don't think the Republican's are going to leave this Drug issue alone!!!
I THINK DAVID BECKHAM IS LIKE ANA KURNIKOVA AND RONALDO IS LIKE MARIA SHARAPOVA
NOT EVEN CLOSE!!!!! BECKHAM ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ewww he's sooo nasty
GOD DAMN IS HE SEXY!!!!!!!!!
Dayum! That is a gorgeous Latin man
Who has a bigger dick?
he and becks are both hott as fuck.
Oh my God oh my God..I love him!! Come on though Perez..there're a lot of better pics of him..he looks weird here.
Its football!
A gay prostitute is called a rent boy!
American retards!
And did all the americans know that Perez was voted one the most annoying people of 2007 in the UK, Perez your an annoying, fame hungry fat twat!
Omgosh, I freaking love him. I dont deny that I only cheered for Portugal during the last World Cup because I am in love with that man haha
The best player in THE ENTIRE WORLD bar NONE….Glad the world's finally recognizing it.
Sexy fucker..
Way to go Ronaldo!!. And yes he is the real thing.
you are an ass perez.
NOBODY COMPARES TO BECKHAM .
also,88 million is peanuts for beckham.
also he is sooooooo much hotter than this cute piece of fluff.BECKHAM IS A MAN!!!!!!!!
We love him in Scotland…too bad he's playing for the but-ugly fangled- toothed
lymies. He should sign with Madrid.
ronaldos soo hot! hes close to beating George Best's record & deserves more money ! hes the best footballer in the world
I was there when he scored his hat trick. It was awesome. There's nothing my man can't do. I even forgive him for what he did to Rooney in the world cup.
Perez i like this guy's looks and I know he's good and he's good looking …blah blah bla but who cares about soccer? No one. This game's lame and BORING.
I would love to be fucked by Ronnie and suck the other stud Rooney at the same time. Perez can you arrange this for me?
NEXT POST! KEEP IT COMING! I WANT MORE ENTERTAINMENT!!!
oh he is hot alright!, and he's one of the best football players around atm!.. and best off all HE PLAYS FOR MAN UNTIED! yeoo haha
My dad likes Madeira wine. I prefer Porto and Sherry.
Perez you are so behind everything.
Ronaldo was the man before Beckham. Get it right.
Kby.
He's hott…wow.
Please!
Cristiano is am amazing soocer player. Earlier this week he had 27 goals in 27 matches. Beckham is not scoring goals, is he? And he got 125 millions to play in a US team, which means nada. He only accepted because his career was over. The kid is hot!!!!!!!! If only all the portuguese guys were that hot…
LMAO - only the dumb ass Brits are dumb enough to pay some pussy soccer player that kind of money. Soccer is NOT a sport.
He is gross. Greasy and dirty.
Anyone know where Madeira island is? That's where Ronnie's from. I was there last summer with my family. The place is unbelievably beautiful..And there are a lot of hot guys way better looking than Ronnie btw.
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he is one sexy portuguese!
We Minnesotans just gave away Jose Santana for $121 Million for six years to the Mets. Highest paid pitcher, EVER. Beat that. We will be kicking ourselves once he gets them to the World Series.
that is one fineass soccer player-the finest
Re: sarah – You're still a child, aren't you?
Pity……You'll understand when you grow up.
Re: LS –
LS…Portuguese guys are very hot.I don't know where you're getting the idea that they're not.. Please don't spread misinformation like that. It's silly really. You obviously have never been to Portugal. The guys are beautiful there. And I'm not being biased. Take a look at the Portuguese soccer team sometime and tell me those guys aren't BEAUTIFUL. You must be a lesbian to say something like that.
Please Perez set me up with him..I'll blow ya.