The New Golden Balls

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David Beckham, who?????

Cristiano Ronaldo is THE new Beckham, bitches.

The Portuguese soccer stud has just signed a deal to renew his contract with Manchester United.

How much will Crissie be getting paid????

$88 million!!!!! 88 MILLION! For the next six years.

That's enough to buy him a lot of Nair and plenty of hookers!

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    Posted: Feb 2, 2008 at 10:01 pm / Email this  »

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    1. Sou portuguesa e depois? says – reply to this


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      Re: Portugal not a country – ahaahah "portuguese is really a country?" ahahahah

      Portuguese is a language…bad english YOUR ASS!
      deves pensar k és muito inteligente…oh fdp…Cresce e aparece! Mais respeito por PORTUGAL!
      More respect for the country of PORTUGAL! we may be small and powerless around the world..but we don't mind about it! In this way we don't need to be concern with terrorists attacks! U should search about Portugal…maybe u could become a little more intelligent…and not an IGNORANT!

    2. WELL WELL says – reply to this


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      HE'S NOT THAT BUILT….HE'S GOTTA NICE ASS. WOULD LOVE SOME OF IT

    3. latinnnnnna says – reply to this


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      papacitoooooooooo, ricooooooooo

    4. tay says – reply to this


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      dude.
      the new beckham!?!
      LAME PEREZ!!
      this dude has always been hotter than beckam

    5. TS says – reply to this


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      I'm a bit obssessed w/ CR….lol I do wish soccer would catch on in US!

    6. LOWRIDER250 says – reply to this


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      WOWWWW I LOOOOOOOVEE HIM, SO GORGEOUS… WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MAN!!!!

    7. Lisboagirl says – reply to this


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      Re: Sou portuguesa e depois?

      You're wrong Portugal does have to worry about terrorist attacks or have you forgotten where the decision to go to war in Iraq was made by Bush? That's right the Azores, that's in Portugal. And Portugal is no smaller than most other European countries.

    8. they call me jelly says – reply to this


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      Ronaldo is worth the £44 mill. He can ACTUALLY play football. Beckham's best days are over and he has no excuse. And you guys are hypocrites…look @ how much beckham gets paid…and for what!? warming up the la galaxy bench? Look @ giggsy and scholes they are around the same age as becks and still continue to play amazing football. becks has NO excuse. Ronaldo is hot piece of man I love his overbite and manly stubby fingers haha. Ron is hot because he looks natural. Rachel please get over it. Ron did NOT get rooney sent off. Rooney got rooney sent off for squashing carvalho's crown jewels…imagine if YOU were carvalho NUFF SAID! And besides…perez you got this link from the news of the world…we don't know if its 100% true.

    9. Carmen says – reply to this


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      Rinaldo,this !! You gals wanna see a real man, take a look at Italian soccer player & stud of the universe…mR. FABIO CANNAVARO

    10. &hearts says – reply to this


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      soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo damn hot, his ground is only twenty minutes awa from my house must go and swoon at him on regular basis

    11. mimi says – reply to this


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      with balls like that,he dont need no hookers

    12. Lol @ Beckham says – reply to this


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      Lol at Beckham, he's come to the US coz he thinks the US don't know shit about soccer and it makes him look like the best in the world. Get real you Beckham lovers we're not stupid some of us who are clued up know very well that that Beckham is an old horse. The only thing he knows to do is Pose for the camera's and sit with his dick hanging out as a poster boy.
      .
      Beckham has never been as good as Ronaldo. If Ronaldy came here to the US, that is the time that the US will take note of Soccer.
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      Beckham needs to take him and his anorexic wife back to the UK where they belong, we don't want overrated atheletes over here as we have too many anyway.

    13. What up Perez says – reply to this


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      Perez WTF why don't you put up that picture of him in the shower FFS. Is it bad that I want to suck Ronaldo off? He wouldn't have to pay a hooker, I would pay to have sex with him!

    14. beckham has ball surgery says – reply to this


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      its true.
      beckham does surger to his balls so it looks bigger.
      cristiano ronaldo is sexxyyy…beckham who?

    15. Mags says – reply to this


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      Ronaldo will be better than Beckham if he does not give into fame as easily as Beckham did. I am glad to see that he is getting paid 88 million, he has earned it and really proved himself. All he needs is a Champion's League title and he is good to go. And he pays for hookers? well he is not the first athlete to do it. Keep up the good work Ronaldo!

    16. Ronny is WAY Hotter Than Becks!!!!! says – reply to this


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      He is way hotter than David!
      And the best player in the world! And he plays for my team and I love it! :D
      And hell no he aint the new Beckham he is the first and last Cristiano Ronaldo….cuz no one could replace him!!!!!

      Love U Ronny!!!!!

    17. bianca says – reply to this


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      obviously cristiano ronaldo is a total hotty(L)
      theres no doubt about it…
      another word for sexy, is CRISTIANO RONALDO!!
      mhmm, thats right ;)

    18. Danielle says – reply to this


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      isn't he dating a girl from LA?

    19. sana says – reply to this


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      THIS GUY IS FUCKING HOTT AND AM BLACK but becks is ….different lol booth hott

    20. the girl who's dating CR7 says – reply to this


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      duh! he's dating me!

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