Her Face Is Tighter Than Hannah Montana's Anus!
Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Knifestyles > Rachel Zoe
We're not sure what she's doing, but it's working!
A wrinkle-free Rachel Zoe was spotted at the Erin Fetherston after party this past weekend. Sadly, we didn't run into the celebrity stylist during our brief trip to NY fashion week.
We'd love to ask her what she did or is doing to her face.
We need to do that when we're really old and in our 50s, like her!
[Photo via Getty Images.]
Posted: February 3, 2008 at 12:07 pm
wow.
what'a barbie
Disturbing to talk about a teenagers anus.
wtf perez - she's almost as fugly as you in the previous pics -good going douche
First.. oh yea a twelve ur old beat u! LOL
yuck
Trust me, nothing is as tight as Hannah Montana's anus.
maybe wrinkle-free. but something's not right there.
I see lots of wrinkles. What are you talking about?
Gross title
she looks so old
hahahahahaha
NOT A NICE HEADING- LEAVE A MINOR OUT OF YOUR NASTINESS!!!!!!
She makes me cringe
how do u know what her anus looks like???….disgusting!!!
good for her
hannah montanas anus? wtf is wrong with you isnt she a kid?
Wrinkle free my ass. But better. She looks pretty.
hate her
HOW FUKIN RUDE OF U PEREZ.HAVE U SEEN UR OWN BLOATED UP FAT PIG FACE.AT LEAST SHE DONT LOOK LIKE U.SHE LOOKS MRE HUMAN DEN U.U JUDGE PPL LIK UR BETTA DEN DEM WEN UR NOT.U UGLY SHIT.U WERE PIKIN ON BRIT LIK A FAT SHIT BULLY U R N NOW UR NOT SAYIN OWT N PRETENDING TO LIKE HER N SUK UP TO HER HOPIN SHE GETS BETA.WEN U CULNT GIV A FUK.U FAT FUKIN LOSER.GET A LIFE.N STOP CHATIN SHIT N HATIN OTHA PPL UR MAKIN A CRAP EXAMPLE FOR PPL CUMIN ON ERE UR JST SPREADING MRE HATRED IN THE WORLD.N MKIN DEM HATE PPL WHO AINT DONE A THING TO EM.U MINGER FUK OFF.TAKE DAT FINGER OUT OF UR ASS N GET A LIFE.
what are you tallking about? I still see parentheses around her lips and she isnt even smiling
that 15 year old ass has had several sausages pounded up it. The she sucked. A To M
She's weird…
She doesn't look healthy nor sick. She's not pretty nor ugly.
She's just really really weird.
As my 3yr old would say..
"She's EW"
haha i agree with the title!
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how old is she?
WTF fugs?
She's so fucking ugly - almost as bad as you - you're such a disapointment to the LGBT community - can you fag it down a little - and stop talking about children's anus's you freak.
God,, your a fat fuckin slob with fucked up hair,,,and my god are you wearing a cape. YOU think you can rag on people,,,GIVE US ALL A BREAK you sideshow addity
50s are the new 30s…
SUCH an improvement. I think she is pretty- those smoking wrinkles were runing her face.
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SHE lookS LikE thE FeMalE GreMliN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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but honestly. Perez, looking at the following pics of you a the MAC NY Fashion week thing—-jeezuz! you could really use a stylist to get YOUR look together! Have considered a peel or something to fix that pimply skin? You're a bit chubby and the Salvation Army resale items you pick up may be a fashion jewel if you're a little Olson imp. really, I love reading your blog but you have absolutely NO sense of style/fashion or good taste when it comes to your own appearance. I could help you with that………..
milftasticly yummy
No wrinkles???? Are we looking at the same face. I see plenty. Why can't people just age naturally without the fear of being ridiculed. So pathetic!!!
Why would you rip on a 15 year old girl like that? You are a real idiot and ugly to boot. My god get a life dude! You wish you had a tight ass you fuckin queer!
Yes, do find out what she is doing because she is looking very good and please be sure to post your results.
That's not wrinkle free! And her jaws are so wide, she looks like a hamster!
ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED PEREZ YOU DAMN PEDOPHILE? HOW CAN YOU SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT A CHILD? DISGUSTING!!!!! PEREZ IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!PEREZ IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!PEREZ IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!PEREZ IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!PEREZ IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!PEREZ IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!PEREZ IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!PEREZ IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!PEREZ IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!PEREZ IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!
That title was extremely unnecessary.
Leave Miley alone!!
shes anorexic barbie.. and thats a good thing..
That anus comment is disgusting, isn't she still a kid? Man sometimes I don't get your humor.
shes anorexic barbie.. and thats not a good thing.. i blame her for the nicole/mischa destruction…
You Pathetic fat repulsive slob. You look like a big fat lez ( sorry LEZBOS) Your ridiculous clown hair, huge fuckin head, general greazy fatness, bad writing, bad teeth, lisp,outfits rivaling only Bobby Trendy, your almost always not funny or clever. You Lift stories, get facts wrong, steal writing styles,,,you"re a fucked up joke. Sucking up to actors and celebs who can't wait to run away from you and vomit. Your such a turd,, i mean really.
Nice fucking cape COUNT FAGULA. .
I will ignore the headline… I get it… it wasnt pedophilish but it was wrong, however that being said… WTF is with this woman??? Why do we talk about her? She is ridiculous. She is honestly one of those people that you look at and go I seriously do NOT understand what it is that she did right to get into the position she is in. Horror show. I can smell the cigarette stench of her through the computer. I can also smell that foul "I am starving" odor of gasses that come through your mouth when you have restricted food entirely too long. She is a walking corpse. Why the FUCK does anyone continue to utilize this bitch or glorify her as any indication of beauty? Gross. The woman is disgusting.
she actually looks good… botox 1 - nature 0
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That title is so uncalled for. Perez you must have forgotten that miley is only 14 or 15 years old, you big fat child perv
hannah montanas asshole is probably not that tight now that shes whoring up.
she still looks like a dried up old prune to me.
Hahaha
Perez you made me laugh–
tighter than hannah montanas ANUS!
wow
im not really fond of her and glad you said
that!
haha i
what about all the wrinkles on her cheeks?
If you took off the make-up, fancy jewels and clothes and pulled back her hair, you would realize that there isn't much separating her from the photos of starving Ethiopians that we saw during Live Aid. Eat something. This is not attractive. I bet she dies of organ failure soon.
She may be botoxed but take a good look at those lines around her mouth. They're called "parenthesis lines" and those are a sign of bulimia. So the face may be tight but the mentality is loosely fucked up.
You can say whatever you want about the over 18 crowd, Perez, but when it comes to a 15 year old, you should leave certain body parts out of your column. That's like verbal statutory rape.
She must do coke.
what years of malnutrition/smoking will do to you. her hair looks totally dead. ladies diet coke, cigarettes and salad is not the answer!
perez perez perez you just went there holy shit are you still drunk from last night..sometimes i think you have to be drunk to say some of the stuff you say but WOW this ones got me stumped..
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THIS IS AVRIL LAVIGNE IN 10 YEARS !!!
WELL, TO BE FAIR AVRIL IS MUCH UGLIER THAN ZOE.
ZOE ACTUALLY LOOKS NOT BAD.
BUT IT WILL BE SIMILAR.
PEREZ CHECK IT OUT, I RECKON AVRIL IS USING BOTOX ALREADY !!
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Perez? she's in her 30's!
Love your sense of humor, but that post title was just wrong.
i'm sorry, she STILL looks a lot older than 36!!!! she still has major wrinkles around her mouth & cheeks.
I DNT KNW Y PPL R SURPRISED OF PEREZ SAYIN THAT PEADOPHLIE REMARK.DNT U KNW HES A FAT PERV WHO JST SITS AT HOME WATCHINNG PORN.CANT U TELL JST LOOK AT HIM DNT HE SEEM LIK DEM FAT PERVES WHO PERV AT ANYTHING.HE LOOKS LIK A PEADOPHILE TO LOL.U KNW THEM MIDDLEAGED FAT MEN.LOSER.U CAN REPORT HIM TO COPS N DEY KEEP ON EYE ON HIM AFTER DIS REMARK OF HIS.LOL.DAT WULD BE SO FUNY.N IM NOT TAKIN MIK OUT OF PEADOPHLIC STUFF CUZ DAT WULD BE SIK.I WISH ALL DEM PPL DIE N BURN IN HELL.
WOW.
SO MANY ANGRY PEOPLE.
ITS REALLY SCARY. WHY SO MUCH HATRED PEOPLE?
BY THE WAY… RACHEL IS A GOOD GIRL, AND HAPPENS TO BE VERY SWEET. SO FUCK OFF THOSE WHO DONT KNOW SHIT.
BET MOST OF YOU ARENT NEARLY AS PRETTY AND AS GOOD OF A PERSON AS SHE IS. AND PEREZ, MAN, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TALK. UGLY FAT MEAN PERSON. POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK…..
Re:She's bulimic – you're a fucking idiot.
you can't tell shit about someone from a picture.
and are you trying to impress us or something?
don't you just mean nasolabial lines ?? be quiet. honestly.
look at fucking jennifer aniston, her face is a mess in that area
and she is no bulimic.
k now THATS a nasty headline dude. take that shit down it's fucking sick
Anyone know how old she actually is?
pretty sure she is in her thirties…bahaha gross
she looks better, but i bet she is 48-53 years old, i bet her farts are even greasy
What the fuck are you talking about wrinkle free? Perhaps an improvement on the weathered, haggard face from before…. but certainly NOT wrinkle free. Look at the smile lines, the crows feet. She still has un-fixable wrinkles on her forehead. And by the way stop freaking out over this "miracle"….all it is is botox, and restylane (filler). Perhaps fraxel laser which tightens the skin and resurfaces. It's standard plastic surgeon skin cocktail. Way overdue. Any self-respecting female in Manhattan does this crap. Jesus Perez, get a fucking grip. She's grotesque.
She looks like a typical California "tweeker"…..seen it all before….seems like meth does wonders for your face….
wow perez yer so stupid! that title doesn't even make sense and anyway like miley or hannah would EVER let you see her anus…yeahh right u wish
u guys r hilarious
I can't understand why she looks like that, cause she's born 1971 according to IMDB!
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In all fairness, Hannah Montana is just a character. It's not like he said Miley Cyrus's anus. Lighten up.
Also, this bitch still looks like shit.
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listen ,we have alot to thank her for!!!!!
their could be alot of cher look alikes at the oscar's if it wasnt for her!
dont be bitchy about her shes nice person!!!
please do a side by side photo comparison of her old and new old face! That is much more than botox. They had to remove those forhead wrinkles before the botox would have a fighting chance. Zoe, you look great now. keep it up.
It looks like there are wrinkles on there to me.
alright…..3 mentions on perez a week is enough…..are we done with her now?
Old hag probably had a chemical peel and tons of shots of Botox to her face. I hate these Hollyweird types. All they care about is their looks and all their money… so shallow and stupid.
You stole that line from ME, Perez. I posted it to a previous thread. Shame on you!
For those who are disturbed, please note that Hannah Montana is a FICTIONAL teen character. It is acceptable to discuss the anus of a FICTIONAL teen character.
It's pretty disgusting that you would talk about Miley like that, creeeepass.
Her forehead looks MUCH MUCH MUCH better. She doesn't look 90 anymore.
Nah, just use a luke-warm iron, it's cheaper. Just be careful not to put the setting too high or you'll end up with iron-shaped burn marks.
the opposite would obviously be Perez's anus
Y'all (Britney-ism) need to stop saying that these people are beautiful when the camera doesn't lie. At this point, no matter what she does to herself - 2 words, it's over.
prez brother, you give gay folk a bad name when you talk like that about little kids. wait a few years ’til she's 18. THEN it can be open season. I know you are better than that title perez.