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Her Face Is Tighter Than Hannah Montana's Anus!

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We're not sure what she's doing, but it's working!

A wrinkle-free Rachel Zoe was spotted at the Erin Fetherston after party this past weekend. Sadly, we didn't run into the celebrity stylist during our brief trip to NY fashion week.

We'd love to ask her what she did or is doing to her face.

We need to do that when we're really old and in our 50s, like her!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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232 comments to “Her Face Is Tighter Than Hannah Montana's Anus!”

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  1. lauren says – reply to this


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    wow.
    what'a barbie

  2. CGEEES says – reply to this


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    Disturbing to talk about a teenagers anus.

  3. jenn says – reply to this


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    wtf perez - she's almost as fugly as you in the previous pics -good going douche

  4. Beth D says – reply to this


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    First.. oh yea a twelve ur old beat u! LOL

  5. jaelkai says – reply to this


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    yuck

  6. thanatosdotnet says – reply to this


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    Trust me, nothing is as tight as Hannah Montana's anus.

  7. erin says – reply to this


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    maybe wrinkle-free. but something's not right there.

  8. cream05 says – reply to this


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    I see lots of wrinkles. What are you talking about?

  9. lisa says – reply to this


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    Gross title

  10. tiffers says – reply to this


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    she looks so old

  11. parker says – reply to this


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    hahahahahaha

  12. Watching says – reply to this


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    NOT A NICE HEADING- LEAVE A MINOR OUT OF YOUR NASTINESS!!!!!!

  13. LiL-MiZZ-BoSSy says – reply to this


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    She makes me cringe

  14. 374678923 says – reply to this


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    how do u know what her anus looks like???….disgusting!!!

  15. wow says – reply to this


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    good for her

  16. hateperez says – reply to this


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    hannah montanas anus? wtf is wrong with you isnt she a kid?

  17. bla says – reply to this


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    Wrinkle free my ass. But better. She looks pretty.

  18. madeline says – reply to this


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    hate her

  19. QUEEN says – reply to this


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    HOW FUKIN RUDE OF U PEREZ.HAVE U SEEN UR OWN BLOATED UP FAT PIG FACE.AT LEAST SHE DONT LOOK LIKE U.SHE LOOKS MRE HUMAN DEN U.U JUDGE PPL LIK UR BETTA DEN DEM WEN UR NOT.U UGLY SHIT.U WERE PIKIN ON BRIT LIK A FAT SHIT BULLY U R N NOW UR NOT SAYIN OWT N PRETENDING TO LIKE HER N SUK UP TO HER HOPIN SHE GETS BETA.WEN U CULNT GIV A FUK.U FAT FUKIN LOSER.GET A LIFE.N STOP CHATIN SHIT N HATIN OTHA PPL UR MAKIN A CRAP EXAMPLE FOR PPL CUMIN ON ERE UR JST SPREADING MRE HATRED IN THE WORLD.N MKIN DEM HATE PPL WHO AINT DONE A THING TO EM.U MINGER FUK OFF.TAKE DAT FINGER OUT OF UR ASS N GET A LIFE.

  20. ama says – reply to this


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    what are you tallking about? I still see parentheses around her lips and she isnt even smiling

  21. Hannas Anus Has Benn Pounded Hard & Plenty. Its Not Tight At All says – reply to this


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    that 15 year old ass has had several sausages pounded up it. The she sucked. A To M

  22. Paula says – reply to this


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    She's weird…
    She doesn't look healthy nor sick. She's not pretty nor ugly.
    She's just really really weird.

  23. Nikisez says – reply to this


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    As my 3yr old would say..
    "She's EW"

  24. Angelique says – reply to this


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    haha i agree with the title!

    :]]

  25. ME says – reply to this


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    how old is she?

  26. Jenn says – reply to this


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    WTF fugs?
    She's so fucking ugly - almost as bad as you - you're such a disapointment to the LGBT community - can you fag it down a little - and stop talking about children's anus's you freak.

  27. brittney spears says – reply to this


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    God,, your a fat fuckin slob with fucked up hair,,,and my god are you wearing a cape. YOU think you can rag on people,,,GIVE US ALL A BREAK you sideshow addity

  28. robin says – reply to this


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    50s are the new 30s…

  29. sickofbritney says – reply to this


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    SUCH an improvement. I think she is pretty- those smoking wrinkles were runing her face.

  30. She looks like the female gremlin says – reply to this


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    SHE lookS LikE thE FeMalE GreMliN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  31. WOOT in Chicago says – reply to this


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    but honestly. Perez, looking at the following pics of you a the MAC NY Fashion week thing—-jeezuz! you could really use a stylist to get YOUR look together! Have considered a peel or something to fix that pimply skin? You're a bit chubby and the Salvation Army resale items you pick up may be a fashion jewel if you're a little Olson imp. really, I love reading your blog but you have absolutely NO sense of style/fashion or good taste when it comes to your own appearance. I could help you with that………..

  32. C-Money says – reply to this


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    milftasticly yummy

  33. Christine says – reply to this


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    No wrinkles???? Are we looking at the same face. I see plenty. Why can't people just age naturally without the fear of being ridiculed. So pathetic!!!

  34. Why??? says – reply to this


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    Why would you rip on a 15 year old girl like that? You are a real idiot and ugly to boot. My god get a life dude! You wish you had a tight ass you fuckin queer!

  35. Grace E. says – reply to this


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    Yes, do find out what she is doing because she is looking very good and please be sure to post your results.

  36. Rob says – reply to this


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    That's not wrinkle free! And her jaws are so wide, she looks like a hamster!

  37. wtfwtf says – reply to this


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    ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED PEREZ YOU DAMN PEDOPHILE? HOW CAN YOU SAY THINGS LIKE THAT ABOUT A CHILD? DISGUSTING!!!!! PEREZ IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!PEREZ IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!PEREZ IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!PEREZ IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!PEREZ IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!PEREZ IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!PEREZ IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!PEREZ IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!PEREZ IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!PEREZ IS A PEDOPHILE!!!!

  38. AugustanaAnnie says – reply to this


    38

    That title was extremely unnecessary.

    Leave Miley alone!!

  39. jess says – reply to this


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    shes anorexic barbie.. and thats a good thing..

  40. Cleo says – reply to this


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    That anus comment is disgusting, isn't she still a kid? Man sometimes I don't get your humor.

  41. jess says – reply to this


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    shes anorexic barbie.. and thats not a good thing.. i blame her for the nicole/mischa destruction…

  42. Brittney Spears says – reply to this


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    You Pathetic fat repulsive slob. You look like a big fat lez ( sorry LEZBOS) Your ridiculous clown hair, huge fuckin head, general greazy fatness, bad writing, bad teeth, lisp,outfits rivaling only Bobby Trendy, your almost always not funny or clever. You Lift stories, get facts wrong, steal writing styles,,,you"re a fucked up joke. Sucking up to actors and celebs who can't wait to run away from you and vomit. Your such a turd,, i mean really.

  43. Jamie Lynn Spears says – reply to this


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    Nice fucking cape COUNT FAGULA. .

  44. Brooklyn Lillies says – reply to this


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    I will ignore the headline… I get it… it wasnt pedophilish but it was wrong, however that being said… WTF is with this woman??? Why do we talk about her? She is ridiculous. She is honestly one of those people that you look at and go I seriously do NOT understand what it is that she did right to get into the position she is in. Horror show. I can smell the cigarette stench of her through the computer. I can also smell that foul "I am starving" odor of gasses that come through your mouth when you have restricted food entirely too long. She is a walking corpse. Why the FUCK does anyone continue to utilize this bitch or glorify her as any indication of beauty? Gross. The woman is disgusting.

  45. -------- says – reply to this


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    she actually looks good… botox 1 - nature 0

    hypeaddiction.com

    hypeaddiction.com

    hypeaddiction.com

    hypeaddiction.com

  46. PEREZCHILDRAPIST says – reply to this


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    That title is so uncalled for. Perez you must have forgotten that miley is only 14 or 15 years old, you big fat child perv

  47. Z says – reply to this


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    hannah montanas asshole is probably not that tight now that shes whoring up.

  48. emma says – reply to this


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    she still looks like a dried up old prune to me.

  49. Maddi says – reply to this


    49

    Hahaha
    Perez you made me laugh–
    tighter than hannah montanas ANUS!
    wow
    im not really fond of her and glad you said
    that!
    haha i

  50. Nic says – reply to this


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    what about all the wrinkles on her cheeks?

  51. anorexia is not your friend says – reply to this


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    If you took off the make-up, fancy jewels and clothes and pulled back her hair, you would realize that there isn't much separating her from the photos of starving Ethiopians that we saw during Live Aid. Eat something. This is not attractive. I bet she dies of organ failure soon.

  52. She's bulimic says – reply to this


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    She may be botoxed but take a good look at those lines around her mouth. They're called "parenthesis lines" and those are a sign of bulimia. So the face may be tight but the mentality is loosely fucked up.

  53. mamalisa says – reply to this


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    You can say whatever you want about the over 18 crowd, Perez, but when it comes to a 15 year old, you should leave certain body parts out of your column. That's like verbal statutory rape.

  54. Sss says – reply to this


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    She must do coke.

  55. cc says – reply to this


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    what years of malnutrition/smoking will do to you. her hair looks totally dead. ladies diet coke, cigarettes and salad is not the answer!

  56. Moana Lisa says – reply to this


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    perez perez perez you just went there holy shit are you still drunk from last night..sometimes i think you have to be drunk to say some of the stuff you say but WOW this ones got me stumped..

  57. MEEEEEEEEEEEE says – reply to this


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    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
    THIS IS AVRIL LAVIGNE IN 10 YEARS !!!
    WELL, TO BE FAIR AVRIL IS MUCH UGLIER THAN ZOE.
    ZOE ACTUALLY LOOKS NOT BAD.
    BUT IT WILL BE SIMILAR.
    PEREZ CHECK IT OUT, I RECKON AVRIL IS USING BOTOX ALREADY !!
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  58. Anna says – reply to this


    58

    Perez? she's in her 30's!

  59. Arian says – reply to this


    59

    Love your sense of humor, but that post title was just wrong.

  60. janet says – reply to this


    60

    i'm sorry, she STILL looks a lot older than 36!!!! she still has major wrinkles around her mouth & cheeks.

  61. coolgirl says – reply to this


    61

    I DNT KNW Y PPL R SURPRISED OF PEREZ SAYIN THAT PEADOPHLIE REMARK.DNT U KNW HES A FAT PERV WHO JST SITS AT HOME WATCHINNG PORN.CANT U TELL JST LOOK AT HIM DNT HE SEEM LIK DEM FAT PERVES WHO PERV AT ANYTHING.HE LOOKS LIK A PEADOPHILE TO LOL.U KNW THEM MIDDLEAGED FAT MEN.LOSER.U CAN REPORT HIM TO COPS N DEY KEEP ON EYE ON HIM AFTER DIS REMARK OF HIS.LOL.DAT WULD BE SO FUNY.N IM NOT TAKIN MIK OUT OF PEADOPHLIC STUFF CUZ DAT WULD BE SIK.I WISH ALL DEM PPL DIE N BURN IN HELL.

  62. angry angry says – reply to this


    62

    WOW.
    SO MANY ANGRY PEOPLE.

    ITS REALLY SCARY. WHY SO MUCH HATRED PEOPLE?
    BY THE WAY… RACHEL IS A GOOD GIRL, AND HAPPENS TO BE VERY SWEET. SO FUCK OFF THOSE WHO DONT KNOW SHIT.
    BET MOST OF YOU ARENT NEARLY AS PRETTY AND AS GOOD OF A PERSON AS SHE IS. AND PEREZ, MAN, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TALK. UGLY FAT MEAN PERSON. POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK…..

  63. na says – reply to this


    63

    Re:She's bulimic – you're a fucking idiot.
    you can't tell shit about someone from a picture.
    and are you trying to impress us or something?
    don't you just mean nasolabial lines ?? be quiet. honestly.
    look at fucking jennifer aniston, her face is a mess in that area
    and she is no bulimic.

  64. Melodee says – reply to this


    64

    k now THATS a nasty headline dude. take that shit down it's fucking sick

  65. samc says – reply to this


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    Anyone know how old she actually is?

  66. brit says – reply to this


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    pretty sure she is in her thirties…bahaha gross

  67. jimmyd says – reply to this


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    she looks better, but i bet she is 48-53 years old, i bet her farts are even greasy

  68. wrinkle-free says – reply to this


    68

    What the fuck are you talking about wrinkle free? Perhaps an improvement on the weathered, haggard face from before…. but certainly NOT wrinkle free. Look at the smile lines, the crows feet. She still has un-fixable wrinkles on her forehead. And by the way stop freaking out over this "miracle"….all it is is botox, and restylane (filler). Perhaps fraxel laser which tightens the skin and resurfaces. It's standard plastic surgeon skin cocktail. Way overdue. Any self-respecting female in Manhattan does this crap. Jesus Perez, get a fucking grip. She's grotesque.

  69. Greengold says – reply to this


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    She looks like a typical California "tweeker"…..seen it all before….seems like meth does wonders for your face….

  70. perezisafatfuck says – reply to this


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    wow perez yer so stupid! that title doesn't even make sense and anyway like miley or hannah would EVER let you see her anus…yeahh right u wish

  71. hmmmmmm says – reply to this


    71

    u guys r hilarious

  72. Sara says – reply to this


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    I can't understand why she looks like that, cause she's born 1971 according to IMDB!

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  74. Devil's Advocate says – reply to this


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    In all fairness, Hannah Montana is just a character. It's not like he said Miley Cyrus's anus. Lighten up.

    Also, this bitch still looks like shit.

  75. she's a says – reply to this


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    gremlin

  76. fifi says – reply to this


    76

    listen ,we have alot to thank her for!!!!!
    their could be alot of cher look alikes at the oscar's if it wasnt for her!
    dont be bitchy about her shes nice person!!!

  77. kelly2 says – reply to this


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    please do a side by side photo comparison of her old and new old face! That is much more than botox. They had to remove those forhead wrinkles before the botox would have a fighting chance. Zoe, you look great now. keep it up.

  78. Rb says – reply to this


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    It looks like there are wrinkles on there to me.

  79. Dejanee Renee says – reply to this


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    alright…..3 mentions on perez a week is enough…..are we done with her now?

  80. Old Hag says – reply to this


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    Old hag probably had a chemical peel and tons of shots of Botox to her face. I hate these Hollyweird types. All they care about is their looks and all their money… so shallow and stupid.

  81. Fat and opportunistic, CREEP says – reply to this


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    You stole that line from ME, Perez. I posted it to a previous thread. Shame on you!

    For those who are disturbed, please note that Hannah Montana is a FICTIONAL teen character. It is acceptable to discuss the anus of a FICTIONAL teen character.

  82. Fuck off says – reply to this


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    It's pretty disgusting that you would talk about Miley like that, creeeepass.

  83. Divalicious says – reply to this


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    Her forehead looks MUCH MUCH MUCH better. She doesn't look 90 anymore.

  84. melinda says – reply to this


    84

    Nah, just use a luke-warm iron, it's cheaper. Just be careful not to put the setting too high or you'll end up with iron-shaped burn marks.

  85. Jaki says – reply to this


    85

    the opposite would obviously be Perez's anus

  86. SAxlerod says – reply to this


    86

    Y'all (Britney-ism) need to stop saying that these people are beautiful when the camera doesn't lie. At this point, no matter what she does to herself - 2 words, it's over.

  87. ceann rua says – reply to this


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    prez brother, you give gay folk a bad name when you talk like that about little kids. wait a few years ’til she's 18. THEN it can be open season. I know you are better than that title perez.

  88. Shock says – reply to this


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    i can't beleive she is only 36!!!

  89. Jaki says – reply to this


    89

    Just kidding. I'm sure my toung would fit either!!!!

  90. blah says – reply to this


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    She is creepy seems to lack emotion too wrapped up in herself importance who made her important anyway because her fashion style sucks .

  91. ..yeah says – reply to this


    91

    "It's pretty disgusting that you would talk about Miley like that, creeeepass."

    I'll have to second that… :/

  92. ro22 says – reply to this


    92

    who said mileys ass is tight

  93. Voluntary stupidity is never attractive says – reply to this


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    To the mewling simpletons who are clearly unable to READ and REASON, Miley's name was never mentioned.
    Once again, HANNAH MONTANA is a FICTIONAL character. That's exactly WHY I used that name and not Miley's name when I posted the original comment.
    If you don't understand what FICTIONAL means, it's time to get your ass back to 6th grade and LEARN SOMETHING.
    In my dream world a double digit IQ would preclude computer ownership.

  94. ihadsexwithjoejonas says – reply to this


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    hahahaah hanna montana.
    i love you perez!

  95. erin says – reply to this


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    wrinkle free? hardly. check those nasty wrinkles around her mouth. time to lay off the cigs….

  96. Xi says – reply to this


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    Perez, you should be the last person to talk about faces. You have done so much work to the drawings on your page that they don't show your huge double chin anymore. Honestly, the shadow isn't fooling anyone you fat fuck. Go get some plastic surgery then start talking shit. You shouldn't be happy with your body. Your shit combover doesn't hide the fact that you are fat and bald. It only makes people look that much closer. Oh, and Denial, it's not just a river.

  97. waddamydoininhere says – reply to this


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    ooh 50's wow that is like so old. Man I would be pissed if you "outted" me for being over 30. You are some scary freaks. You make all of us, little old ladies, quake in our stillettos…wow, if we could only be as "fierce" as you and that freak Ms. J.
    WTF kids, if you are lucky, you will be in your 50's too some day. Besides, she looks hotter than some fat assed 20 year old. Grow up, or better yet, grow old!!

    Now, dish us the truth Ms P…..what did this woman do to you? That would be a better story. Not her effing botox. How scandalous (not)

    love and peace 4 eva

  98. pedophile (not me, that's my topic) says – reply to this


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    ==============================================
    Re: wtfwtf – yes, if you go to the archives and find the post about Jamie Lynn being pregnant, her UNDERAGE head has been superimposed on a picture of Britney's NAKED pregnant body.
    ================================================
    You will find that this is ILLEGAL UNDER CHILD PORNOGRAPHY LAWS.
    But apparently nobody cared or noticed because it's still up.
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  99. Joe Blow says – reply to this


    99

    What a creepy pedophile caption. No wonder they don't let fags work with Scouts.

  100. Lianna miller says – reply to this


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    Very wrong!. Perez I used to love to check out your website but this is very wrong. How could you use that head line. It's so not funny in anyway. Its revolting! Your website should be taken down. How can you say such perverted things about little girls. You should really be ashamed of your self!

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