Her Face Is Tighter Than Hannah Montana's Anus!

2/03/2008 12:07 PM ET | Filed under: Fashion Smashion • Knifestyles • Rachel Zoe

We're not sure what she's doing, but it's working!

A wrinkle-free Rachel Zoe was spotted at the Erin Fetherston after party this past weekend. Sadly, we didn't run into the celebrity stylist during our brief trip to NY fashion week.

We'd love to ask her what she did or is doing to her face.

We need to do that when we're really old and in our 50s, like her!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

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232 comments to “Her Face Is Tighter Than Hannah Montana's Anus!”

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sh says – reply to this

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why can't people be NATURAL. plastic surgery is awful.
An Athletic Supporter says – reply to this

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Perez, your headlines need work, IMHO… It's far too early for that visual, and Hanna is just a young girl.
laurie says – reply to this

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I hope someone eventually finds someway to beat the pulp out of your fucked up face. To talk about a teenager like that. You are completely vile and show a completely disgusting, warped sense of reality — someone seriously, if he doesn't stop this shit, find a way to fuck this lunatic up for good. He deserves it. There are enough crazy people in the world, someone will be so disgusted it will come to the breaking point. Perez is evil to talk like this, and it just can't go on. He's ugly, bloated, and deserves to have someone hold his mouth open and shove shit down his throat to thank him for the sick stuff he perpetuates. Any takers?
m says – reply to this

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hahahh
anne says – reply to this

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I want to know who her doctor is?
This Broad Doesn't Look All That Bad says – reply to this

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I'll bet if you made this gal hot, she would fuck you to near death. Most older women really know how to get it on and they need love too.
Rebecca in Hoboken says – reply to this

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I do think you have prejudice against people who are older. That said, this woman claims to be in her 30's and I know people who are in their 40's and 50's who have never had work done who look younger and have far less wrinkles. I know one 55-year-old woman who hasn't even had as much as botox done who you would think was younger. Sunblock and not smoking (or over-dieting) really does pay off. A healthy diet is great, but too many years of too little food ages you too. (Or maybe it's drugs that keep the food off that ruins the face?)
I do think that Zoe would have been gorgeous if she wasn't all pruney and hard looking. But she was like an apple anney doll until recently. She's better but sill wrinkley.
Concerned Citizen says – reply to this

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As law student, I encourage anyone and everyone to write this man's sponsors and keep track of the violence against children and sexually suggestive words he uses to exploit children and make them aware of what they are supporting. These people are busy — these ad execs– they probably look at the page sometimes, but not all the time. And alot of them have children Hannah Montana's age. To someone like Perez, who will likely never have children, the concept of cherishing children and leaving them out of his vile comments is foreign to him. But an ad exec who adores his kids and reports to a president and sees "tighter than hannah montana's ass" might want to distance himself from this this creep or else these advertisers and those who might want to give Perez awards will think twice because it means they endorse talking about 12 year old's anus's being tight. EVERYONE PLEASE CONTACT PEREZ'S ADVERTISERS AND PUT IN THE EMAIL WHAT HE SAID ABOUT AN UNDERAGE KID. PLEASE CONTACT THE MAGAZINES THAT WANT TO GIVE HIM AWARDS AND LET THEM KNOW WHAT HE IS SAYING. IT'S DISGUSTING AND WRONG.
Hyde says – reply to this

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"Wrinkle-free"? See the parenthesis around her mouth?? She's still too skinny.
Cara says – reply to this

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Ok, gross, please don't speak of Hannah's anus ever again.
YES says – reply to this

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yes, she is 36… i am 35 & i want to know what she is doing to herself to look like she does. so i can do the opposite!! she looks really old… if i were standing side by side with her people would think i was her daughter. i am an advocate for people who want or need to do some sort of plastic surgery. she really needed it.
fritz says – reply to this

112

Uh, two words: Face. Lift. And a damned good one!
OK says – reply to this

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Re: Concerned Citizen – wow, you are serious. i agree that the title was bad… but i also wonder how much control perez has over this board. i am sure he is not doing all of this every day. he would have to be sitting at his computer 24/7. i am sure he has people doing a lot of this stuff.. and i heard that this is monitored too.
gdg says – reply to this

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Maybe if she gained some weight the creepy wrinkles wouldn't be a problem for her
john m says – reply to this

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Gross
iagree says – reply to this

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Re: fritz – she did have a damn good face lift.. but she needs some filler around her mouth area. damn, either she just got the bad end of gene pool or she is currently or use to use meth. when people do that shit it REALLY ages them.. and she's skinny too, just like a meth head. yuk!
Erin says – reply to this

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She still looks like a nasty rat to me.
jess says – reply to this

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to be honest, she does look 20 again.

i know it's bad and gross shes getting all this stuff done, but hell, she looks 1/2 her age!
Sicko says – reply to this

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You're so friggin gross…. why can you not stop with talking about the private parts of minors?? You're a sick fuck, Perez.
carry says – reply to this

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You, perez are a disgusting pig. Did Miley not pose for you like jessica alba? (alba talks about perez on teenhollywood.com). You are lucky most people know this is all bs, otherwise you would be investigated for being a pedaphile. Lately, most of your posts have not been gossip but either sucking up to people you like or printing everything negative about people that you don't like. Sooner or later your sponsors are going to realize that alot of posters are here to argue with you and don't even have a clue who the sponsors are and if they did, would never buy from them. DON"T MAKE REMARKS ABOUT ANYONE UNDER 18!!!!!
The only good faux lawyer is a dead faux lawyer says – reply to this

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Re: Concerned Citizen – "As law student, I encourage anyone and everyone to write this man's sponsors and keep track of the violence against children and sexually suggestive words he uses to exploit children and make them aware of what they are supporting."
Let me guess, you're in community college law school, yes?
Or perhaps you were admitted based on the dumbass quota?
Why don't you actually crack open a book and LEARN SOMETHING about the law before you make such absurd comments and suggestions?
My mentally retarded hamster has more brain cells than you.
Ohhhh, I just insulted you. Sue me!
G says – reply to this

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Ummmmm…. Could we not talk about a little kid?!? That's fucking nasty!!!!! Perv.
RJII says – reply to this

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i still see big wrinkles around her mouth. what's an old hag to do?
hanna says – reply to this

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come on perez, i dont care about this old creepy lady!
i want to know if the miley pics are real!
come on please this isnt news.
au naturale says – reply to this

125

It's cosmetic acupuncture. it's pretty amazing, mildly, mildly painful for a split second but, the results are great, inexpensive and lasts up to three years if you don't go out and get trashed often. It worked for me and it might for you.
Just What The World Needs, Another Lawyer With A Low IQ says – reply to this

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Re: Concerned Citizen –

Stop wasting your money. You will never be a good lawyer, you are to STUPID. The anus in question is 15 not 12. Remember I told you this after you flunk the bar exam, the third time.
Tahitiboy says – reply to this

127

Very classy title, Perez…
You say outloud what all gay people think…very nice!
Can you go to jail for that?…I'm gonna look into it…
ivana jercough says – reply to this

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Realax people.

HAnnah Montana is a character on television and does not exist in real life. It would seem her anus would be rather tight –especially when she is hitting the high note..

WHAT ARE YOU PEOPLE ?–Born again fundamentalist Christian Right winger.

ANUS–HANNAH MONTANA–TIGHT—–ooooooooooooooh!!!!!
kemper says – reply to this

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What compels you to compare Zoe's face to a teenagers ass? Trust me, it's not cool, it's borderline criminal, defintiely weird and if you slowed your fat ass down for a few seconds, you might realize she's probably going to see that comment, same as her parents and family and I'm sure they'll be thrilled… Class the site up, fat boy…you're not doing yourself any favors. It's not cutting edge and it's not funny. And get that big ass of yours to the gym…or take a walk if thats all you have time for. That thing's getting massive.
Not Cute! says – reply to this

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Supposedly this woman was born in 71 which would make her 36 (born in September 71 so not yet 37) she looks so HAGGARD when you don't eat enough. The fat in her face is missing–a hallmark look of anorexia. This gal will look like HELL by the time she is in her fifties–your face has no filler in it, so it has nothing to do but sag and wrinkle. She could get it botoxed to hell, but she will still look bad.

She breeds a cultish like message that everyone over 100 pounds is a fat pig. She sucks. I don't even like her fashion sense! Look at Stacy and Clinton on "What Not To Wear" they are stylish (and look healthy!)
Rachel….you are stuck in a mid nineties heroin chic mentality! Wake up sister you are not cute…
suzan says – reply to this

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Does anyone know if there is a place in the LA Sheriff's Department where you can report pedophillic (sp) comments like the above titled article?

This is just plain gross and uncalled for.
kim says – reply to this

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u ppl r stupid ..i bet half of u r ugly as hell and i would love it if we could post ur pics up and then gv my opinion on how u look…everyone is asking who this lady is ..hello!! she dresses pretty much everyone in hollywood…she looks good bc she has style..who cares how old she is..she prob looks better than all of u and she def prob dresses better than u..get a life ppl
uadm says – reply to this

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she looks good on erin fetherston! Anne hateway too
Elaine says – reply to this

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Geez Perez, be nice to your older fans. 50 isn't old, it's OLDER
Elaine says – reply to this

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Geez Perez, be nice to your fans, k? 50 is NOT older, it's older (not to mention wiser). 80, now that's old.
dad says – reply to this

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she looks good on erin fetherston! Ann hateway too!
ivana jercough says – reply to this

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There is nothing pedophiliac about mention a television characters anus!!!

Why is there no outcry over BART simpson's Penis in the Simpsons Movie. \

You uptight assholes ( get it) should relax –YOU ARE THE PERVERTS–not the great and glorious PEREZ.
RevFreedomJimmyLove says – reply to this

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I would bet a thoushand dollars that Hannah Montana's ass is blow out by her Daddy (Billy what happen to my fucking career cyrus) I have heard they raise there own tail down south! Last week I heard Miley say that her dad says shes the best french kisser in all of the south!
RevFreedomJimmyLove says – reply to this

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I would bet a thoushand dollars that Hannah Montana's ass is blow out by her Daddy (Billy what happen to my fucking career cyrus) I have heard they raise there own tail down south! Last week I heard Miley say that her dad says shes the best french kisser in all of the south!
anon says – reply to this

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I think your heading was way out of line. Miley/Hannah is an underage teenager and you sound like a pervert.
Wyetta says – reply to this

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I'd hate to think about the tightness of your anus Perez. It's probably like driving into the Grand Canyon.
common sense says – reply to this

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Re: kemper – it's not borderline criminal you fuckin jackass.
i'm sick of people over-reacting. you cheapen the real serious problem of pedophilia by saying that.
it's perfectly legal to talk about underage people's anuses. Although i'm not sure why anyone would want to.
notok says – reply to this

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omg perez how can you talk about a kid like that? that is pedophile behaviour, just to make that kind of comment about something like that proves that you like that kind of thing, also you don't hide that you like young looking boys, you truly are a parasite, the worst kind there is and you act as if you are never doing anything wrong, you are a deeply disturbed individual
AnusPumper says – reply to this

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Perez: not cool about Miley anus comment. In fact its just gross. Pick on someone your age, fag.
JP says – reply to this

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Um, she's 37. Moron………..do some research.
J.C. says – reply to this

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lol what's with all the fuss about the article's title? it's hilarious! you people seriously need to get a sense of humour

oh nooo! hanna montana's underage! hahaha, since when does that mean she can't be joked about? idiots
Max Smart says – reply to this

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Perez, you are a vulgar person. You are indecent, and will never be accepted into normal society.
JP says – reply to this

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1 September 1971, New York, USA Rachel Zoe's birthdate.
Um, she's 37 there pickle sniffer. Do research before you post stuff. Moron
She's not THAT bad... says – reply to this

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C'MON FOLKS, YOU WISH YOU'LL LOOK THIS GOOD IN YOUR 50'S. WATCH WHAT YOU SAY… IT WILL BACKLASH… NOT TO MENTION KARMA. HAVING SAID THAT - I AGREE. SHE'S NOT THAT WONDERFUL. SHE DOES HAVE PARENTHESIS AROUND HER MOUTH AND OBVIOUS BOTOX TREATMENTS ON HER FOREHEAD. W/OUT MAKE-UP, SHE'D BE BLAH. THING IS - WE ALL WOULD…. SO LET'S JUST STFU AND BE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE FOR A CHANGE? ALL THE WHINING MAKES EVEN THE MOST YOUTHFUL SOUND OLD.
JP says – reply to this

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Re: Brittney Spears – I CONCUR! I love to read through this morons(Perez) inane rantings. He chose a good name, Paris Hilton is a no talent celeb who is famous for no reason. See the similarities?
Maj says – reply to this

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It's really sad she looks so old - she's only like 36 or something … I wonder what she would have looked like if she hadn't done ANYTHING to her face …
Realist says – reply to this

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Much better. Still has some wrinkles around the mouth she could take care of. She'd be really pretty if she did that and didn't weight 20 lbs.
ben says – reply to this

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how do we know that Hanna Montana's anus is tight
SHE IS 36 says – reply to this

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she is 36, born in 71, get the facts right !!!!
Realist says – reply to this

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Re: Voluntary stupidity is never attractive – Double digt IQ preclude computer ownership? That'd be nice. But this website would clearly go out of business.
Fran says – reply to this

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I thought Zoe was about 38. Nothing wrong with plastic surgury! If I could afford to I would have some work done on my face! She is pretty and very smart.
Fred says – reply to this

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Billy Ray's gonna beat your fat ass when he hears about this,you fucking douche.
Alexis says – reply to this

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What a disgusting headline, even for you Perez. Miley Cyrus is a good, clean kid. Leave her alone. Making fun of the teen celebs who have gone off track is one thing; writing gross headlines about the good kids is another. You definitely crossed the line on this one Perez and made yourself look really stupid in the process. I hope Billy Ray finds you and kicks your ass. You deserve it.
Jbird says – reply to this

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She uses Dermalogica MAP-15 Regenerator and the Age Smart line.
Beth D says – reply to this

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Re: Beth D – I also meant to add that shes Fugley! lol
Shut_up_PEREZ says – reply to this

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SHUT UP PEREZ SHE'S 37!!!!
queen says – reply to this

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You are an idiot with no class. Stop saying vulgar things about a child. What did she do to you????
juanita says – reply to this

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I thought she was 32 years old!!!!! Ha Ha Ha!!! How embarressing to make that little claim. Maybe she has a bum like a raisin as wel? Tee! Hee!
Yikes! says – reply to this

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She is a fucking skinny skankorexic - check out her bony arms and lollypop head and what are you talking about no wrinkles??? Her face is still old and crinkly around her mouth - just her forehead has been botoxed to high heaven. And Perez - it really is very wrong to talk about a minors behind - thats really disturbing - even coming from a gay guy…
Shellene says – reply to this

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Dude, seriouly, that title is not cool at all. Sumthin weird is happenin 2 this site recently and i'm not likin it to be honest.
canadada says – reply to this

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Re: WOOT in Chicago –
I love you "WOOT in Chicago". Well said, and right on the money! Perez has a terrible sense of style and should keep his mouth shut about that aspect of celebrity culture.
Lola says – reply to this

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LMAO! i love hannah montana and miley cyrus, but title totally cracked me up. loved it! and lighten up people! he is refering to a fictional character. XD

and i'm a fan of rachel zoe too. she doesn't look THAT bad in my opinion.

xoxo
SICK PERVERT PEREZ says – reply to this

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Fictional character or not, your comment about a child was completely inappropriate, not funny, and bordering on perversion. Your name is also fictional, but it represents you. You give Gays a bad name, you give men a bad name, you give Cubans a bad name and you give Americans a bad name.
Concerned Citizen is right - we should boycott you and your advertisers.
easy now says – reply to this

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i like her, i know alot of people dont… shes a great stylist no matter what anyone says! im a fan!
LT says – reply to this

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Fifty is not old these days moron. Quit encouraging agism. I'm 49 and look and feel better than in my 20's. I have no desire to be that age again! I feel healthier thanks to yoga and proper nutrition. Hey, I'm not against nipping & tucking within reason, either.
Perez…you should look into it. Get with the program. Join the club!
She's had lots of Botox says – reply to this

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It's called a ton of Botox. Get some yourself at www.BotoxSF.com
mick says – reply to this

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She looks around 36 and that's what she is.
K says – reply to this

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SHE IS ONLY 35 NOT IN HER 50'S SHE JUST LOOKS LIKE SHE IS IN HER 50'S
i love michael joseph jackson says – reply to this

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HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF MICHAEL JACKSON FOR SOMETHING HE NEVER DID, AND THEN YOU POST CRUDE TITLES LIKE THAT?

FUCK YOU YOU FAT OBESE RAPIST SLOB

PS YOUR HAIR LOOKS LIKE PURPLE SHIT.
Teen Airheads says – reply to this

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Just many envious people here, mostly teens who will never amount to one percent of what Zoe is. She is a success in life, the majority here are losers !
Schedule an eye exam, STAT! says – reply to this

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Re: LT – "I'm 49 and look and feel better than in my 20's."

Uh, um, yeah, I'm sure you look better now.
The eyes usually go around that age too, don't they?
Jules says – reply to this

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She does look great…probably because she's finally put on a few pounds!!
Vero says – reply to this

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Wow! I didn't realize she is only 36 years old! She looks much older. I don't know any 36 year olds that have wrinkles on their forehead and mouth. Sad.
meghan says – reply to this

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lmao thats the best caption ever
WHO IS THIS WOMAN? says – reply to this

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she must have lived it up hard whoever she is.
IT AINT WORKIN'! says – reply to this

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at 36 she should'nt have those lines around her mouth!
Nelly_in_SJ says – reply to this

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The title of this post is realllly inappropriate. Isn't Miley Cyrus/Hanna Montana still a child?!?
Jill says – reply to this

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Talking about a teen's anus makes you sound like a perve!
WOOT in Chicago says – reply to this

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Re: canadada –
love you, too, Canadada !
Happy Girl! says – reply to this

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Hang on - wait ……….

Is she really in her fifties????? She looks super hot, if so.

HER SECRET IS THE SAME AS NICOLE RITCHIES AND THAT IS

__________________________________________________________
_______________________
__________
__.>> They both got their STOMACH STAPLED!!

Its true Perez - that is why they are both skinny as ninnies!!
Happy Girl! says – reply to this

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Hang on - wait ……….

Is she really in her fifties????? She looks super hot, if so.

HER SECRET IS THE SAME AS NICOLE RITCHIES AND THAT IS

__________________________________________________________
_______________________
__________
__.>> They both got their STOMACH STAPLED!!

Its true Perez - that is why they are both skinny as ninnies!!
PrincessDestroyer says – reply to this

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can wep lease leave a childs butthole out of this Perez you evil skank
merry says – reply to this

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Perez how old are you, 15? What do you mean really old like her? YOU wish you looked that good at whatever age you propose to be right now! I hate to tell you but 50 is not really old. 90 is really old. 100 is really really old. 50 is beautiful! And no, I am not in my 50's yet.
butterfly soup says – reply to this

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Perez, you're ugly now–because your soul is ugly–at whatever age you are, no need to wait to find out the monster you will be in your 50s…if you survive various diseases to live that long.
Justagirl OKC says – reply to this

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Yeah P, that title is wrong. What makes you think of such things?
Kell says – reply to this

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Don't worry Perez…fat people do not have many wrinkles…with the stretched out skin and all
sonic says – reply to this

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that title was crude and inappropriate, just like the cum dribbles and dicks in the mouth. newsflash for you, piggy: gay men are very weight-conscious. what guy would look at your fat ass, cape, and frigging Easter egg hair and think to himself,"ooh, baby, i want that."?
Carrie says – reply to this

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Wrinkle free—what?
Looks like shes aging normally to me…I see wrinkles!
valle says – reply to this

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looks like they missed the laugh lines
mar says – reply to this

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Dear, dear boy,

you won't make it to your 40's if you don't start watching your weight.
Alison says – reply to this

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Does anyone else thing it looks like she has gills around her mouth? That woman is gross.
k says – reply to this

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perez, I really don't think you should be referring to a child like that. it's sick
M. says – reply to this

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What are you talking about, PH? Her forehead may be tight but the rest of her face (especially the numerous lines around her mouth and up the sides of her face) look like the paintings that change from young to old at Disneyland's The Haunted Mansion ride. Unfortunately, hers is stuck at the old, dying look. sad she tries so hard to be hot and young.
I don't believe it says – reply to this

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Don't talks about an under age child's anus, you Pervert. Besides the way she looks, that is giving the anus a bad name.
yasmin says – reply to this

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you make me sick perez, leave children alone you damn pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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