Her Face Is Tighter Than Hannah Montana's Anus!

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We're not sure what she's doing, but it's working!

A wrinkle-free Rachel Zoe was spotted at the Erin Fetherston after party this past weekend. Sadly, we didn't run into the celebrity stylist during our brief trip to NY fashion week.

We'd love to ask her what she did or is doing to her face.

We need to do that when we're really old and in our 50s, like her!

[Photo via Getty Images.]

    Posted: Feb 3, 2008 at 12:07 pm / Email this  »

    232 comments to “Her Face Is Tighter Than Hannah Montana's Anus!”

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    1. reality-check says – reply to this


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      She looks like a hot 20 yr old. Whatever shes doing she needs to keep it up.
      cheers!

    2. A***** says – reply to this


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      What a disgusting headline - good grief,

      I find perezhilton.com funny but the headline is past humor

    3. Sara says – reply to this


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      what a horrible thing to say about her and everyone else that you write about on this website. It is one thing to report factual news and gossip about these people, but adding hurtful captions about them is just not necessary and sensationalizes everything in the media, creating a vicious cycle. I like seeing the latest news on celebrities, but the comments we could do without.

    4. erin says – reply to this


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      Perez, so foul.

    5. kemper says – reply to this


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      Re: common sense

      common sense…don't be such an idiot. Make a point if you have one but if you don't, crawl back under your rock and remain silent.

    6. Caturday says – reply to this


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      Perez- Rachel was born in 1971( Source- IMDb)– That would make her 37 in Sept.—– I agree with you she looks older than her years– When you do eat it ages you !!!

    7. Linz says – reply to this


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      Are you kidding? Her face looks like it's been carved from oak. It's like a slab of polished leather with some rancid creases down the sides. Slap head forehead and deep jowel wrinkles is a hideous look. If I look that frozen and wax-like when I'm 50 I'll deliberately take up drugs.

    8. anom says – reply to this


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      she's not in her 50's but damn looks like she is almost 60… too skinny what is that saying you save your face and lose your ass OR you lose your face (exactly what she is doing and most) and save your ass. SCARY. I'd rather have a little more meat on my bones and look better than lolipop and old before your time.

    9. booger says – reply to this


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      She definitely has the botox eyebrows!!! She will always be raisin face to me.

    10. Tasha says – reply to this


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      Someone needs to pull your site…I used to read it until your comment about Hannah Montana…she's a kid. You are a pervert. I have a little girl, and you are exactly the type of person I warn her against…
      You crossed the line this time.

    11. jenny says – reply to this


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      if she gained a little weight and stopped smoking, she would have way less wrinkles. I wouldn't hurt if she cracked a smile every so often.

      That is gross, referring to an UNDERAGE girl's anus.

    12. Tasha says – reply to this


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      In reference to the comment below…I agree that voluntary stupidity is never attractive…so quit being stupid. There is a little girl playing the role of Hannah Montana…pull your comment…it's disgusting. She IS Hannah Montana when she is onstage, it's her STAGE NAME…you crossed the line, admit it and PULL THE COMMENT. There is nothing fictional about it. BACK DOWN and pull the comment. You are sick.

      #101 - Voluntary stupidity is never attractive says – reply to this

      To the mewling simpletons who are clearly unable to READ and REASON, Miley's name was never mentioned.
      Once again, HANNAH MONTANA is a FICTIONAL character. That's exactly WHY I used that name and not Miley's name when I posted the original comment.
      If you don't understand what FICTIONAL means, it's time to get your ass back to 6th grade and LEARN SOMETHING.
      In my dream world a double digit IQ would preclude computer ownership

    13. cg says – reply to this


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      She is looking better, but she needs to tweeze them eyebrows back from her nose. They are making her look "severe"

    14. Emily says – reply to this


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      lmfao. But Hannah Montana, eyw, I hate her.
      She will fade away eventually. I betchaa.

    15. che says – reply to this


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      she is hot, who is she??

    16. jimi says – reply to this


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      Perez, I am your most unlikely fan/reader but that with standing (maybe one word) I think you should leave young girls like the young ms. hannah montana's anus out of your blog. just me talking but you have become so popular you are a role model to a lot of young people and if i were you i would want kid basher as part of your resume. think about it. jimi

    17. okay perez.. says – reply to this


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      your caption at top about miley is downright creepy, it's really not cool!

    18. williow says – reply to this


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      Elizabeth Hasselbeck post view days

    19. treefro says – reply to this


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      Leave Miley alone-she's still a child. Then, show a little respect for older women - yes this one who looks pretty good for 50-ish, but especially Joy Behar who has so graciously hosted you on the view. Do you know what class is man? Get a clue!

    20. shame says – reply to this


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      disgusting words about a child, you really crossed the line this time I hope someone will do something about it, this can't keep going on

    21. rizeninme says – reply to this


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      Yes Rachel looks like a hag, but Miley is only 15…..a child…..let's not talk about her private parts.

    22. Maggie D says – reply to this


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      how disturbing that you would refer to a minor in that sense, fucking creep

    23. colin says – reply to this


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      fuck u perez fatass

    24. JD says – reply to this


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      CAN YOU SAY SICK?
      dang, that's disgusting…
      and how do you know what hannah montanna's anus looks like?
      is there something you're not telling us?!:O

    25. T_bone says – reply to this


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      Like I said funny headlines would be

      PEREZ HILTON DIES OF AIDS

      PEREZ HILTON FOUND STABBED IN ALLEY BEHIND GAY BAR

      PEREZ HILTONS MOTHER RAPED AND KILLED

    26. SLICK says – reply to this


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      ANOTHER GOOD HEADLINE WOULD BE

      PEREZ HILTON RAPED IN PRISON AND FOUND WITH THROAT SLASHED

      OR

      NEW GAY STD NAMED AFTER PEREZ HILTON

    27. allie says – reply to this


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      hahaha i love the name of this.

    28. Kimmie Cupcakes says – reply to this


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      Re: Voluntary stupidity is never attractive
      Who plays the fictional character Hannah Montana? Miley Cyrus.
      Take your head out of your pretentious, faux-educated ass and stop being voluntarily stupid yourself.

    29. Melissa says – reply to this


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      that headline is disgusting and totally innapropriate.. how come this kind of thing is allowed in our society?

    30. Yak says – reply to this


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      I'll tell you what she did to her face: it's called smoking and suntanning. Sweet. By the time she's 40 she'll look like my dead grandmother. She easily looks 10-15 years older than what she is. Nuff said.

    31. Chief Dirty Nurse says – reply to this


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      Is it just me, or does she kinda look like Dr. Suess's Grinch with Restylane-filled lips and blond extensions?

    32. LDEE says – reply to this


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      I think she looks great! Her eyes kind of look freaky….contacts or something??? But other than that she looks pretty hot!

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