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Stand Back, Bitches!

Filed under: Politik

With the paparazzi insanity growing out of hand with every passing day….

Los Angeles Councilman Dennis P. Zine has proposed an ordinance to protect celebrities' personal space.

"This is about common decency," Zine said following an LA City Council meeting. "We don't want to put the media out of business, but there has to be some reason when they do their job."

According to his plan, celebrities will be entitled to "Personal Safety Zones" which the paparazzi cannot invade. In theory, this would require the space between a celeb and a paparazzo to be wide enough to drive a car through.

The ordinance is set to protect not only celebs, but the photogs and innocent bystanders as well.

"It has gotten outrageous," Zine said of the intense media coverage of celebrities. "If we don't do anything, we could see someone seriously injured or killed."

What will Britney think of this when (if) she's finally released????

Who will pump her gas for her, who will buy her coffee, shout her compliments through the window, and accompany her on her 2am shopping trips in Rite Aide?????

Maybe the ordinance won't apply to Britney.

We're pretty sure the Paps are her only friends. They're not Paparrazos to her! They're future boyfriends!!!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: February 4, 2008 at 3:50 pm

149 comments to “Stand Back, Bitches!”

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n says – reply to this

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’bout time
michael says – reply to this

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this is a good thing.
n says – reply to this

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what will happen to your blog, P?
steph says – reply to this

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1st
jas says – reply to this

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about time
perez sucks says – reply to this

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Could you lay off the negative Britney comments for a while? You were doing good for about 2 seconds, but now you're back to making fun of the mentally ill. Why not try making fun of someone like Paris Hilton?
lyla says – reply to this

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Finally
James says – reply to this

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Oh will you shut the hell up about Britney for once. Leave the girl alone you nasty fat fuck.

This is a great idea!
emILIE says – reply to this

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4th
Christine says – reply to this

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Im first! Im first, Ive never been first before!
ROCCO says – reply to this

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ABOUT F*CKING TIME!!!!!!!!!!
ko; says – reply to this

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11?
finally says – reply to this

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Now all they need to do is add something to that law that allows bodyguards or whoever to do a citizen's arrest on any moron who crosses that border. Or better yet make it a national law and a felony so that in some states bodyguards can use up to and including lethal force.
gastronaught says – reply to this

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First?!?

I'm all for it. Give people their space!
kit says – reply to this

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Seventh!
Michelle says – reply to this

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totally for it! it's gotten ridiculous. i don't even buy those crap magazines anymore.
Gina says – reply to this

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Its about fuckin' time, ya'll!
Gina says – reply to this

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Its about fuckin' time, ya'll!
lets try again says – reply to this

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Could you lay off the negative Britney comments for a while? You were doing good for about 2 seconds, but now you're back to making fun of the mentally ill. Why not try making fun of like Paris Hilton?
ll says – reply to this

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umm it took them this long!!!!3th
hahaha says – reply to this

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Yeah……a MATCHBOX CAR!!!!!
CC says – reply to this

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Agreed - it is about time. What took them so freaking long to do that?

Britney will be pissed. Does this mean she can't date papparazzi any more?
Michelle says – reply to this

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It's about time!
djfi says – reply to this

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why do I care again??
me says – reply to this

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Live Britney alone,give her a break is there someone else we can talk about and we wounder why she cannot get together.
Dee says – reply to this

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I love the last few sentences in this post…
V says – reply to this

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But…that means the photogs won't be close enough to get hurt. How will they ever survive without celebrities hitting them with their cars so they can sue?
d says – reply to this

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For real, what will YOU post now? Since Britney's shopping is so interesting and all.
Ange says – reply to this

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Doesn't mean she has to allow it. Entitled, not forced. It will just cause the police to get called went the pap get too close to people who don't want it.
hey says – reply to this

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what the fuck I LOVE BRITNEY SPEARs
Lilly says – reply to this

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What happen to Adnan? Is he in hiding because he can get deported? I'm sure that Lynn told him to leave Brit alone or your gone.
this is bad news for Britney says – reply to this

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what will she do?
Perez, Thought You'd Want To Know The Spicegirls Tour Is Over Due To Poor Ticket Sales says – reply to this

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I was really amazed that anyone paid to see five dried up vaginas.
Andrea says – reply to this

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Geez…leave Brit along. She is sick. You are starting to annoy me Perez.
pridi says – reply to this

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"someone might get seriously injured or killed" anyone not remember princess diana?
papsareoutofcontrol says – reply to this

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Oh Please, Perez…the paps have seriously contributed to Britney's demise. Who wouldn't go totally nuts having paparazzi 24/7 at your door like a pack of wolves? I mean, they salivate for the next time she doesn't wear underwear so that they can earn a buck on the money shot. They aim their cameras up dresses of actresses and call it legitimate press. It's just out of control and gross. There is no balance at all.
Ms G says – reply to this

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It's about damn time. I'm not sure why it's taken this long for someone to come up with some sort of law. I've seen these bastards in action and I have to tell you it's scary.
Sparklez says – reply to this

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What took so long! Perez I do suggest you stop the Britney bashing….its like making fun of the disabled.
M*rcy says – reply to this

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IT'S ABOUT FRICKIN TIME.
kas says – reply to this

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my only question is why has it taken them so long … why do these so-called people have the right to invade on others privacy ????
silly girl says – reply to this

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ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!! ABOUT FREAKING TIME!!!!!!!
amanda says – reply to this

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great news but perez leave brit alone already.
YOU DO YOUR JOB says – reply to this

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Not only "suggest" it…..PASS IT……AND ENFORCE IT!………….
blablabla says – reply to this

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Hey Perez, I've a better idea for legislation:
.
1. Papparazzi MUST AT ALL TIMES maintain a distance of 25 yards from their subjects. Lenses give them the ability to see all they need to at that distance.
2. UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES are papparazzi to photograph children or underage celebrities, without the explicit permission granted by their parent or guardian
3. Papparazzi MUST NOT speak to their subjects. Only bonafide reporters may interact with subjects
4. Papparazzi will be expected to provide proof of immigration status when asked by officers of the law. Failure to produce appropriate documentation will result in an immediate Immigration investigation
5. Failure to adhere to these laws will result in the CONFISCATION OF ALL MATERIAL as well as fines and potential jail time
6. Subjects of papparazzi stalking will be (as with trespass on personal property) allowed the use of ANY AND ALL NECESSARY FORCE to protect their personal space as guaranteed under these laws
STOP THE PAP says – reply to this

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That is sad not funny that Britney has gone so crazy she only trusts the paparazzi. They are like her assistants so i can see why she likes them. Perez seriously the woman is severly sick, Lay off her ok.
Elba says – reply to this

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Re: finally – Lethal force? HAHAHA. You're fucking kidding me.
ange says – reply to this

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Holy Crap-I don't believe it! Finally something's being done!
Tase 'Em says – reply to this

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I'm not against bodyguards using Tasers if those assholes won't back off. Tase 'em, bros!
off the property says – reply to this

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COMMON DECENCY???!!! You are a councilman in LOS ANGELES, CALIFORNIA!!! As in, H-O-L-L-Y-W-O-O-D, Mr Zine. What the hell is "Common Decency" and how and where does it apply in the political economy of this place?
hello says – reply to this

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yeah, this won't apply to britney bc she actually pays paps to follow her aorund, up her ass.
Michael says – reply to this

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Oh wait, there's a little something called The First Ammendment. Can't restrict the press–asswipes. Also–who determines who is a celebrity–and deserves the Personal Safety Zones? It's a lame idea from a dumb ass elected official looking for media attention. The public needs a Personal Safety Zone from brain dead schmucks like this putz Zine.
nick says – reply to this

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you need to find another joke. bc the britney one is getting old and pretty serious now… don't you feel any remorse?
hello again says – reply to this

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and what is all this "it's about time!" comments? like youre GLAD the paps wont get these crazy shots of celebrities- please! holier than thou hypocrites who are the ones on this website, reading this "juicy" gossip- you are the audience the paps cater to! dont act like all righteous "its about time!" like you're on the celebrities side. you live for those pictures!
mr star says – reply to this

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I dare one of you paps to bother me and we will end up on the 6 oclock news, you will be in a hospital with a broken jaw and I will be in jail but it will be worth it.

You paps have no respect, class, to others or regard for their personal safety.

Better yet I will find out where you paps live and come over with my entourage and fuck all of you up.

Then maybe you will learn to back down and show all of us come respect.

You fucking leeches…..
skg says – reply to this

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What a fuck-stain. YOU are part of the problem, moronic toad. If the only reason for crawling back into their wormholes is that there's a law preventing them from showing their own brand of stupid, my guess is that you and your butt-buddies will find some other way to make your money.
Perez, That 'Clinique' Lip Gloss You Are Humping Has High Levels Of Lead In It says – reply to this

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Perez doesn't give a shit about his readers, as long as he gets paid.
hey perez says – reply to this

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Hey Perez!!!
You looked like crap in that pic of you with Miss Jay! You REALLY REALLY need to lose some of that fat gut of yours!!!
And that cape!! What was up with that???
Believe me…..you made Miss Jay look really hot just by standing next to her/it!
DIET FATASS!!!
k says – reply to this

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thank god!
TETSUO says – reply to this

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HEY PEREZ….IN CASE YOU DIDNT NOTICE….YOUR PAPARAZZI TOO. WHAT YOU DO IS NO DIFFERENT THEN GETTING IN SOMEONE'S FACE WITH A CAMERA…………NOW GO BE A SPERM SPONGE SOMEWHERE ELSE, WHILE THE WORLD CONTINUES TO LAUGH AT YOU.
Kevin says – reply to this

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Meow, someone's mighty testy. Could you lay off the Britney bashing comments for a while? You were doing good Perez.
kelly2 says – reply to this

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I agree! It is sheer insanity the way they get in celebs faces.
fo shiz says – reply to this

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you spelled rite aide wrong.aid man aid!
paulala says – reply to this

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How will the celebrities feel about that - the one's that call the papparrazzi themselves?
scarlet says – reply to this

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bout bloody time. I'm surprised more people haven't been hurt by the celebrites saying, "OK FUCK IT!" and hittin the gas!!
bonnie says – reply to this

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it is about time someone sets some boundries for these wacko paps! i love the gossip but it has just gotten out of hand. celebs do have lives too.
Ang says – reply to this

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So, who determines the length of the car? Come on…this is not good enough but it's a start.
Steph says – reply to this

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It's about damn time. Paparazzi need to be kept in a cage.
Soozin says – reply to this

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Its about freekin time!!!
emw says – reply to this

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i think its horribe the way ur so mean about britney u wouldnt talk trash bout her like u r now 5 years ago when she was at the peak of her career. I get depressed everytime i read the mean things u say no one comes on this web site to see u being a bully. This is the last thing britney needs now. show support. stop making fun of her. I read some things u wrote about jessica simpson yesterday and it upset me. u r the meanest person ever. im not going to be visiting ur web site for a while untill u learn that trash talk doesnt get u anywhere
enough with the B word- OLD says – reply to this

70

this is great!!!!

by the way, perez. you need some new tag lines. the "bitches", biatches is getting old. i know the vocab is not a strong suit. maybe hire a high school graduate that has more skills than callously trashing human beings and drawing drips, coke and phallic symbols. just a thought.
No stupid! says – reply to this

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Sounds like a half hearted try. Not nearly enough. To drive a car thru?
What size car? A mini cooper or one of those new smart cars.
Re-write the law. Not, not good enough
emw says – reply to this

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exactly! the papparazi are the people who created britneys maddnes! if i had a bunch of freeking freaks following me shouting at me filming me and taking pictures of me jsd walking from the car id go pretty crazy too. i can not believe they have the right its a fucking joke. i hope britney gets well soon. shes a legend
LoliT@_HonDuRaS says – reply to this

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ABOUT TIME!! Finally someone did something before a tragedy came..
Teresa says – reply to this

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Finally!
andy J says – reply to this

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SHOULD'VE BEEN DONE A LONG TIME AGO. AND NEXT THEY SHOULD DO THE SAME FOR DUMB ASS BLOGGERS WHO ALL THEY DO IS TRASH OTHER PEOPLE FOR NO FUCKING REASON! YES I MEAN PEREZHILTON.
Shireen says – reply to this

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FINALLY!! It's about fucking time.. Jesus
Brian Koppelman says – reply to this

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Papparazzo's isn't a word you fat idiot.

Plural is Paparazzi.
ABOUT TIME says – reply to this

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O quit BITCHING PEREZ…alot of times we all hear you screaming BRITNEY'S name saying BRITNEY i LOVE YOU. your such a suckass. It serve's all you PAPZ right. you all can't act like HUMANS but act like wild rabid animals. INCLUDING YOU PEREZ..
Bruce Weber says – reply to this

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All they need to do is call the INS and have them deport all of these illegal aliens who are working as paparazzi. If 10% of them are in the country legally I'd be surprised.
Lies= MONEY says – reply to this

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NEXT SHOULD BE BLOGGERS. THEY SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO MAKE UP STORIES ESPECIALLY IF THESE BLOGGERS LIKE YOU PEREZ ARE MAKING 2.5 MILLION A YEARS SPREADING LIES..
CrystalBlue says – reply to this

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You know, do you think you can refrain from making EVERY story about Britney? Let the kid get the help she needs. You are SUCH an ASSHOLE, Perez.

Find someone else to poke fun at. How about yourself? How about making fun of your own fat ass? How about making fun of your bad hair? Your bad style? Your bad clothing?

Asshole.
deport them says – reply to this

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deport them
kasdf says – reply to this

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britney's the reason why they started this law. i read about this DAYS AGO. And stop makin nasty comments about Britney…it really sucks to be teasin mentally ill people. THat's real low. I can see why they called you p-nasty.
deport them says – reply to this

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yep # 81 .

deport them,

send in the ins .

you only have to listen to them , and the ones who were threatening

another pap that he would smash his face in two if he didnt move off a road ……..
LookAtYou says – reply to this

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It's about time. They can still follow her but stay 10 feet away. She'll have enough space to buy her own coffee and they can pump her gas when she goes in the store to pay for it.
deport them says – reply to this

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dont forget 85 ?? britney CALLED the paps before she went out and told them where she was going and what time ……….
yes, she started the whole pap craze .
yes she did !

and dont forget
she loves them,
them men as she said .
she wants them and needs them,
they are all she had/ has.

deport adnan, the worse parasite ever .
deport adnan and all the other ilegal paps says – reply to this

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i got with the
deport them .
check their
paperwork
if they have any !
deport adnan and all the other ilegal paps says – reply to this

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i have been caught up in the middle of one of the pap scums in l.a while they were following a so called celeb ,,,,
and i only heard

frenchish and russianish accents amoungst the lot of them.
i guess there are afghanistanis now too getting in on th eaction for $$$$$$$$
and not paying taxes, who knows ………

i go with the
deport them .
check their
paperwork
if they have any !
pigez has pig feet! says – reply to this

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you fat fuck..lay off the britney jokes atleast for now!!! dont u feel remorse!! wts ur fuckin problem pig face!! this is gettin pretty tired and boring and serious - makin fun of a mentally ill person!! this says more about you thn abt her…nd im just waitin fr the day u get to be in her position!! motherfucker..find someone else to pick on…fag!
pigez has pig feet! says – reply to this

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you fat fuck..lay off the britney jokes atleast for now!!! dont u feel remorse!! wts ur fuckin problem pig face!! this is gettin pretty tired and boring and serious - makin fun of a mentally ill person!! this says more about you thn abt her…nd im just waitin fr the day u get to be in her position!! motherfucker..find someone else to pick on…fag!
pigez has pig feet! says – reply to this

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you fat fuck..lay off the britney jokes atleast for now!!! dont u feel remorse!! wts ur fuckin problem pig face!! this is gettin pretty tired and boring and serious - makin fun of a mentally ill person!! this says more about you thn abt her…nd im just waitin fr the day u get to be in her position!! motherfucker..find someone else to pick on…fag!
pigez has pig feet! says – reply to this

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you fat fuck..lay off the britney jokes atleast for now!!! dont u feel remorse!! wts ur fuckin problem pig face!! this is gettin pretty tired and boring and serious - makin fun of a mentally ill person!! this says more about you thn abt her…nd im just waitin fr the day u get to be in her position!! motherfucker..find someone else to pick on…fag!
pigez has pig feet! says – reply to this

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you fat fuck..lay off the britney jokes atleast for now!!! dont u feel remorse!! wts ur fuckin problem pig face!! this is gettin pretty tired and boring and serious - makin fun of a mentally ill person!! this says more about you thn abt her…nd im just waitin fr the day u get to be in her position!! motherfucker..find someone else to pick on…fag!
nikki says – reply to this

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are kidding? Perez plays favorites all the time he must be in her pocket because he NEVER TALKS ABOUT HIS BELOVED PARIS funny when Nicole and Paris were not friends he made fun of her all the time now that Nicole and parasite hilhoe are "friends" Nicole's his favorite skinny bitch =) parasite pulls the strings and tells our perezie all the gossip and what skank she hates this week ever notices he really pulls out the digs for Paris ex friends? nicole,mushy,kim, lindsay,unfitney?? and many more! i love you perezie i really do i just wish you showed all these bitches the same hatred love ya bitch
headbitch says – reply to this

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are kidding? Perez plays favorites all the time he must be in her pocket because he NEVER TALKS ABOUT HIS BELOVED PARIS funny when Nicole and Paris were not friends he made fun of her all the time now that Nicole and parasite hilhoe are "friends" Nicole's his favorite skinny bitch =) parasite pulls the strings and tells our perezie all the gossip and what skank she hates this week ever notices he really pulls out the digs for Paris ex friends? nicole,mushy,kim, lindsay,unfitney?? and many more! i love you perezie i really do i just wish you showed all these bitches the same hatred love ya bitch
nikki says – reply to this

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ps. easy up on our brit brit she actually has a excuse for being nutty the rest of these slampigs are just drunk party fame whores.
Bee says – reply to this

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Who will pump her gas for her, who will buy her coffee, shout her compliments through the window, and accompany her on her 2am shopping trips in Rite Aide?????

Perez, hon, I love you, but I don't get you sometimes…
You write that "you hope this time Britney gets well" because she has a disease, and etc, and now, that finnaly someone is doing something that will protect her too, like this new law, you make fun of her condition…
I don't get it…You should try being less hypocrite sometimes…
Jennifer says – reply to this

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Its' about time.
rudy says – reply to this

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luv ya Brit Brit…
ALSO,I want to warn all Democrats and our OBAMA supporters…The Republican Right is out to get us again…They have found one of OBAMA"s college room mates (now a Republican) and as soon as OBAMA wins the Democatic nomination- they are going to pull "another Lewinski" on the American public…apperently OBAMA's old roomie will admit to the PRESS that he witnessed OBAMA snorting & even dealing Cocaine to several of his close friends in their shared dorm room!!!…The Republican's hope to sway the independent vote and the undecidedes with this shocker… They are betting that the fallout will put John Mc Cain over the top and will win him election for President.
I think this may be a false rumour but Obama did admit his Cocaine Use and I think we have to take this admission by Obama very seriously…It may come back to bite him…if this roomate story is true I don't think the Republican's are going to leave this Drug issue alone!!!
danielle says – reply to this

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i mean damn….what does it take to get these sick fucks to leave celebs alone…i mean i know i read your site and all but i am not chasing these celebs down. its about time they make a change

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