Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?

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Damn, girl!

What would LRH say????

John Travolta was looking all sorts of wrecked at a Super Bowl party in Arizona this past weekend.

Couldn't he afford real human hair….and a good makeup artist??????

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 11:15 am / Email this  »

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    1. zoe says – reply to this


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      weird much…. 2nd?

    2. Anthony says – reply to this


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      2nd???

    3. Holly says – reply to this


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      First

    4. Maria says – reply to this


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      FIRST! He did look a lil' busted BUT HE'S STILL THE MAN!

    5. Kskito says – reply to this


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      FIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!

    6. Hey There says – reply to this


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      I think he looks fine. He's OLD. HE's not going to look like he did in the 70's.

    7. adam lidman says – reply to this


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      4th

    8. McFlabwobble says – reply to this


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      Good glory! He's the ghost of anus past!

    9. C says – reply to this


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      at least the hair isnt too greasy

    10. ali says – reply to this


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      ewe

    11. Moana Lisa says – reply to this


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      wow he looks dead..

    12. Holly says – reply to this


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      Re: Holly – Ooops… third LOL

    13. Katri says – reply to this


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      OMG he looks awful

    14. anniken says – reply to this


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      EW! Gross…

    15. Josh says – reply to this


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      Ew…

    16. starry says – reply to this


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      eeew

    17. Jaki says – reply to this


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      Damn girl…she's a mess

    18. kkff says – reply to this


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      oh um ha ew
      1st?

    19. Laurel says – reply to this


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      He just needs to be natural…it would look much better! Take that furball off his head!!!

    20. wefe says – reply to this


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      eafh

    21. Old withered has been says – reply to this


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      He looks fine. Let the man go ahead and age. At least he doesn't look ridiculous like so many who feel the need to get everything plucked, tucked, lasered, and frozen. There is a reason so many older stars looks stupid and it's because they feel the pressure of stupid comments like this one and then the come out looking like freaks. Dolly Parton looks like an idiot. Goldie Hawn looks pathetic. Joan rivers looks like a dead wax figure. Warren Beatty looks like a fucking clown. and the list goes on and on. Kudos for to John for just allowing himself the right to age gracefully. It happens. It's called life.

    22. Bowie lover says – reply to this


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      Hey, Hubbard's initials also stand for Lord Royal Highness. Coincidence? I think not.

    23. Erin says – reply to this


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      Someone's been photoshopping…

    24. bbc says – reply to this


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      Looks like a 50ish peepaw to me…..whats the prob??

    25. please says – reply to this


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      Please go to helpwill.org he was hurt and needs your help

    26. maria says – reply to this


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      John Travolta will always have some sort of sexiness… lol

    27. your mom says – reply to this


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      he looks great. back up

    28. so she says says – reply to this


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      ACK! Johnny, boy…..there is some ROAD KILL on top of your head!

    29. Auntie Erma says – reply to this


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      I'd hit it
      and then smear that magic marker hair all over me

    30. Nikki says – reply to this


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      I don't see what is so wrong with this picture, he always looks like this. Its bad lighting..nobody looks good with a big bright light in their face. Perez, you're an idiot.

    31. les says – reply to this


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      Scary for him to go au natural…happy lundi gras!

    32. Evil Longwhoria Snarker says – reply to this


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      He's playing a ghost in the upcoming "Over Her Dead Body 2."

    33. xxirish bitchxx says – reply to this


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      OMG! he looks like shit!!

    34. ummmmm says – reply to this


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      Damn……Now that's scary.
      Vinny B. he is NOT!!!

    35. disbelief says – reply to this


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      omg is this real??? is that even human??? WOW

    36. erheh says – reply to this


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      first

    37. jkhkjhkkjhkj says – reply to this


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      what puzzles me is how you can bash someone else for not looking good.

    38. Spencer Shakespeare (12) London, Ontario, Canada says – reply to this


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      KOOKY Scientologist ($$$$$$)!!!!!!!!!

    39. Alicia says – reply to this


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      uh first!

    40. Julia says – reply to this


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      Who freakin cares about this freak .. perhaps the day he admits that his child is autistic instead of trying to cure him with scientiology I will give a rats ass if he has plugs or not .. or whatever else he has.. Can't scientology fix their hairlines too>?

    41. Lizzie says – reply to this


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      Ooooh nasty

    42. ~I.P. Freely~ says – reply to this


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      Geez……The rug doesn't even match his real hair!!!

    43. zoe says – reply to this


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      Girlfriend is lookin OLD and Tired.

    44. John D says – reply to this


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      He would look so much better if he stopping wearing a rug, and just embraced his baldness.

    45. Rucci says – reply to this


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      I was at the last year's John Travolta Super Bowl party and he was looking just as hammered. When he was making the welcome to my party speech, he was slurring and could barely stand upright. It was a sad sight.

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    46. StoneCold says – reply to this


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      He looks better than a certain pimply, fat, greasy fag pig spotted playing dress-up in thrift store-looking rags at fashion week in NYC last week.

    47. Crotch Head says – reply to this


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      Looks like "they" used pubic hair on his head for replacement hair….EWWW! But who's?!!

    48. Zakisha Montel says – reply to this


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      WHAT A FREAK!!!!!!! WOW WOW WOW
      YAOOZA. He sucks. Poor guy.

    49. EP says – reply to this


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      OK, I am not a fan of JT but to his credit, he looks really flashed out in this pic. His hair does look like steel wool, though.

    50. jill says – reply to this


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      No see this isn't even right… come on Johnny all that money, fix that head of yours would you!!

    51. jill says – reply to this


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      No see this isn't even right… come on Johnny all that money, fix that head of yours would you!!

    52. Heywood Jablomie says – reply to this


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      I thought the spray on hair in a can was just an internet joke, guess not.

    53. Rebel in GA says – reply to this


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      God that's frightening. Also, his pupils are dilated.

    54. marissa says – reply to this


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      aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh….
      gag me.

    55. aa says – reply to this


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      Those who say he looks fine must be on drugs. That thing on his head looks like he cut up a stuffed toy and put it on his head and the colour is not even close to his real hair. Couldn't he afford real hair? Or even real animal hair?

    56. He's The One That I Want says – reply to this


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      Ease up on big T, he was not working he was partAAAying. I like JT. Pick on someone else.

    57. nananasha2004 says – reply to this


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      It looks like he gave all his money to the church of scientology now he doesn't have enough to buy a tan and a nice hair weave for his balding ass. See what that crazy cult will do to a person!

    58. b says – reply to this


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      his face looks fine - it's the hair…sides are ok…top looks fuzzy and fake.

    59. nananasha2004 says – reply to this


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      he is sooo brain washed from that crazy church…he is not the same guy he used to be…what happened to Danny Zucio?

    60. Nanana says – reply to this


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      Damn..he looks like a corpse

    61. RasputinsLiver says – reply to this


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      .
      .
      ….JOHNELLA SCEINTRAVOLTOLOGIST IS LOOKIN' SO GIRLISHLY LIKE
      .
      ….OLD MARLON BRANDO. JOHNNY, BABY, SWEETIE, HANG IT UP, ALREADY!
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    62. eeekkkkkkkkk says – reply to this


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      you should have filed this under "IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED" because good lord he looks like a ghost or a vampire or something!!

    63. Lola La Pistola says – reply to this


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      He looks much better than your ugly, fake purple extension-wearing,fat ass, Perez.

      HA! You're one to talk shit. FEO Y GORDO!

    64. GOD PEREZ says – reply to this


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      John is seriously a real nice guy.

      Why do you always shit on the people that actually good human beings and all the Twat Bags you worship?

      Are you a Twat Bag too?

      Beginning to seem that way.

    65. LRH says – reply to this


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      Of course he can't afford human hair… $cientology siphons out most of his money.

    66. ItsMe says – reply to this


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      Jesus! He looks half ape or something. I think it's the flat nose and the receeding hair line. Yuck.

    67. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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      HIS HAIR=MONCHICHI MONCHICHI…OH SO SOFT AND CUDDLY! YOU LITTLE TEENY BOOPER HO'S DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! ALL I KNOW IS THAT SCIENTOLOGY SOUNDS LIKE SOME FUCKED UP SHIT. I'M READING ANDREW MORTON'S TOM CRUISE BOOK. IF YOU HAVE RELATIVES IN THE PSYCHOLOGY/MENTAL HEALTH AREA THEY ENCOURAGE YOU TO WRITE THEM A LETTER CUTTING YOURSELF OUT OF THEIR LIFE!

    68. lj says – reply to this


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      I noticed when Ryan Seacrest interviewed him that his hairline looked like he shaved at the top but he had a 5 o'clock shadow on this face. It looked worse than the last time when you could see the netting. Gross.

    69. RasputinsLiver says – reply to this


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      .
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      ….JOHNELLA SCIENTRAVOLTOLOGIST IS AGING INTO OLD MARLON BRANDO.
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      ….JOHNNY-GIRL, DARLING, SWEETIE, CALL IT A DAY. YOU'RE……….HAGGED!
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    70. ASLAN says – reply to this


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      OF COURSE HE CANT AFFORD A HAIRDRESSER/MAKEUP ARTIST COS SCIENTOLOGY IS DRAINING IS MILLIONS QUICKLY. AND THEYRE DOING THE SAME TO TOM CRUISE. L. RON HOWARDS SCIENTOLOGY IS A CULT WITH FUNDAMENTALLY FLAWED IDEOLOGY AND JUST BRAINWASHES ITS MEMBERS INTO MAKING INSANELY LARGE MONETARY DONATIONS!

    71. LeonA'$ GHO$T, yea, uh huh, back and BETTER THAN EVER biyatches! says – reply to this


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      HE LOOKS LIKE A GAY GHOST!

    72. pooltop says – reply to this


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      Look again closer…it looks like spray painted pubic hair glued to the top of his head. It doesn't even match his real hair color…looks like matted dog hair or something.

    73. Lorna says – reply to this


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      He looks like DAVID GUEST!

    74. TEE HEE says – reply to this


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      Yeah, for someone who lives in Florida, I swear I've seen a Ghost!!!! He did ask for a good Superbowl game, and he did get what he wanted!!!!! (PS John was smokin hot in Urban Cowboy and Stain Alive, and will live on forever, botox or not!!!)

    75. PROUD TO BE SP says – reply to this


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      DAMN IT PEREZ!!! YOU SHOULD WARN US REAL (ALIEN INFESTED) PEOPLE FIRST!!! NOW THAT HE ATTAINED 'CLEAR' HE SURE LOOKS UNNATURAL, DON'T YOU THINK? WHAT A FREAKIN WEIRDO!!!
      HERE'S TO YOU JOHN, TOM, DAVID——SP FOREVER!!!!!
      GIVE ME SP OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!

    76. dee says – reply to this


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      i never really understood the facination…he really is ugly…now that he's getting on in years the close set eyes, and mismatched features just stand out more…and being fat doesn't help either. finding out he's a scientologist was just the last straw…eeewww!

    77. XENU & COUVRE & MS TRAVOLTA ARE STAYING PRETTY FOR THE BOYS! says – reply to this


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      ………OH YES, MS TRAVOLTA, IT "IS" WORKING!!!! MY GOD THAT IS JUST SAD…..
      AND…… I MUST ADMIT THAT MS TRAVOLTA IS THE ONLY HUMAN BEING I HAVE EVER SEEN WHOSE HEAD ACTUALLY GOT PHYSICALLY LARGER AS HE GOT OLDER…..WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT??????? PERHAPS THAT IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU CRAM ALL THAT SCIENTOLOGY SHIT IN THERE! YOU GET A HUGE PLANETOID FOR A HEAD AND SHIT FOR BRAINS.

    78. Mother-in-las mysteriously dies. . . . says – reply to this


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      Google David Miscavige Family for enough dirt for a 40-acre farm! Scientology is being run by a maniac. Oh, but we already knew that, didn't we?!?

    79. g-girl says – reply to this


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      he looks like frankenstein WTF happened

    80. MAGGIE..UK says – reply to this


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      SO THATS WHERE MY SHOE POLISH WENT

    81. Lisa says – reply to this


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      this picture makes me sick

    82. sam-n-ella says – reply to this


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      Placing a fresh piece of calves liver on one's head is the latest Scientological practice. You should try it. Very refreshing.

    83. Lillz says – reply to this


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      Zenu ethics out his hair.

    84. Deeter says – reply to this


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      someone needs to sit in the sun.

    85. daniel says – reply to this


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      he looks rediculous. he looks like he ate danny zucco

    86. Krystal says – reply to this


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      John Travolta has morphed into Count Dracula… this is a damn shame!

    87. sandra day obullock says – reply to this


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      ugh he totally looks like dr evil.

    88. DH says – reply to this


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      Ew, he looks like death in this picture!!!

    89. Erin says – reply to this


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      He looks like he has a small fury animal on his head…I dont get it…he use to be so cute back in the day!!!

    90. maggie says – reply to this


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      He was ugly in the 1970's and he is even uglier now. Why can't men age gracefully? He is so vain that it makes me ill. It looks as if he spray painted the top of his head. And the eye makeup needs to go.

    91. Truthsayer says – reply to this


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      When did John become a spokesman for "Spray On Hair"?

      Well, at least it didn't rain - that stuff isn't waterproof.

    92. senrabm says – reply to this


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      He's a hot mess!

    93. SuperStarSteve says – reply to this


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      Oh no he didn't use that spray stuff to fill in his bald gap. The top of his head looks photo shopped.

    94. Annie says – reply to this


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      He looks like Dr. Phil w/ a weave

    95. SARAH says – reply to this


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      Uh, this looks photoshopped. You think those Miley pics look photoshopped, but not this?!?! Weird…

    96. Nessie says – reply to this


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      He looks like Stuart from MadTV!

    97. dead squirrel on his head says – reply to this


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      Ha ha! That's like when he goes on a show in NY with the buzz cut toupe in the AM then flies back to LA and goes on something with his widows peak full head of 20 year old looking hair mop and thinks he is fooling everyone. This pic looks like he ran out of the black head cover spray and only had dog shit brown color can left. Face it Vinny barbarino your Bald…… maybe the scientologist nuts can take you back in time and get your hair back you clown!

    98. IF JOHN&BRITNEY PUT THEIR HEADS TOGETHER, THEY COULD BE A PERFECT ASS! says – reply to this


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      ……..WELL, LET ME DEFEND JOHN.
      ……..HE HAS DECIDED TO USE COUVRE TO HELP CAMOUFLAGE HIS BALD HEAD BECAUSE HE IS A CELEBRITY…….A CELEBRITY WHO IS KEENLY AWARE OF HIS IMAGE AND DOES NOT WANT TO BE MISTAKEN FOR…… BRITNEY SPEARS.!!!!!! PEOPLE…….HELLO!!!!! DOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!

    99. markus9128 says – reply to this


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      get out off my internetz scientology

    100. sTAR says – reply to this


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      Thats that colored hairspray powder !!!!!!!!!

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