Whatever Happened To Baby Jane?

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Damn, girl!

What would LRH say????

John Travolta was looking all sorts of wrecked at a Super Bowl party in Arizona this past weekend.

Couldn't he afford real human hair….and a good makeup artist??????

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Feb 4, 2008 at 11:15 am / Email this »

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Jaz says – reply to this

101

He looks DEAD!
Jaz says – reply to this

102

He looks DEAD! Or at least the "alien" in his body is…LOL!
becky says – reply to this

103

How embarrassing the way he looks. How embarrassing. Can't he get out of the public eye for 4-6 weeks or months, whatever it takes to have a hair TRANSPLANT, and get it over with? Or couldn't he just cut his hair really, really close and let the baldness show? AND he should HAVE NEVER played that woman in Hair Spray, because every time I see this idiot I see that unbelievably UGLY Edna all over again. Not that I saw the play, HEAVENS NO! I saw pictures. I mean. Please.
Sarah says – reply to this

104

HE LOOKS LIKE THE GUY FROM STAR TRECK!!!!!!
Sarah says – reply to this

105

HE LOOKS LIKE THE GUY FROM STAR TRECK!!!!!!
Stephanie says – reply to this

106

I never really noticed till now that his eyes seem awfully small for his face. Hmmm, quite beady. Ew.
bored says – reply to this

107

thats the scariest shit i ever saw. is there a strobe light on him?
tash says – reply to this

108

NO WAY! this has to be doctored!
GABSYYYY says – reply to this

109

HE IS SOOOOO WEIRD.
SERIOUSLY HE IS BUSTED BEYOND REASON.
SOO FAT!
Feb 10th says – reply to this

110

Can't wait for it!
He is probably looking a little nervous as he should be.
He and the rest of the thetans.
Anon is gonna shake up their little party on Feb. 10th.
BRING IT
Amy says – reply to this

111

Why is it that those who are involved with the Scientology religion start looking CRAZY…maybe because they are????
JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT HE COULDN'T GET ANY UGLIER... says – reply to this

112

I can hardly wait to see Tommy Girl at his age!!! Bowing to the GREAT XENU is obviously not good for your looks. Need I mention KIRSTIE (ASS AS WIDE AS A BOWLING) ALLEY. COME ON, JENNY CRAIG, WEARING BLACK AND THE RIGHT CAMERA ANGLES COULD MAKE, WELL, KIRSTIE ALLEY, LOOK SLIM!
Myron Bunzrider says – reply to this

113

I guess when you drink gallons of something–and I am NOT talking milk–it really does make you turn that color. Whazzup, SUGAR-BOOTS?!?!
jemima says – reply to this

114

I saw Nicolas Cage with this on his head in a recent movie. What is it?????
Hyde says – reply to this

115

Maybe he's rehearsing for his next role as a corpse.
Emily says – reply to this

116

wtf?! I don't even want to know…
lukey wooky says – reply to this

117

eeuurghh, It looks like Darth Vader when they take the mask off.
YumYum says – reply to this

118

Looks like he glued a bunch of those really fuzzy catepillars on his head. It isn't even the same COLOR. Is it a sin in Scientology to have a bald head?
YumYum says – reply to this

119

Looks like he glued a bunch of those really fuzzy caterpillars on his head. It isn't even the same COLOR. Is it a sin in Scientology to have a bald head?
shizdoodlez says – reply to this

120

whoa…what a shitty toupee! I know he donated a lot of money to the scary scientologists, but damn man, get it together!
Wrong Caption says – reply to this

121

This should be titled "If You Are Easily Offended…." Dude looks like a corpse! Fuck him and his wife- they're boring losers!
JustJak says – reply to this

122

JEEZ…Travolta looks TERRIBLE….such a shame to see a BIG QUEEN like her letting herself go this way. Come out of the CLOSET JOHNNY-GIRL and find yourself a personal trainer for a boyfriend. YOU NEED SOMEONE TO HELP YOU BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE, and that disgusting BEARD of yours, KELLY, isn't the answer.
JustJak says – reply to this

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Re: Myron Bunzrider – Yeah Myron…Miss Thing is the color of CUM isn't she ? HELL she looks like she bathed in the stuff…and considering how Johnny-Girl loves the ORGY ROOM at the baths (the ones she frequents whenever she's outside the USA) maybe she did !
Colin says – reply to this

124

Holy crap, it's Data from Star Trek!
uvray says – reply to this

125

FUCK that's horrible. How's your GLH spray-on hair John????
Nubian Goddess In A Vintage Valentino (hey, it's FASHION WEEK!) says – reply to this

126

He looks like a Dove bar where most of the chocolate fell off.
LOL says – reply to this

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Re: Krystal –

Exactly my thoughts. LOL
elizabeth says – reply to this

128

he looks like star trek's DATA in this picture!!!!!
Dr. Anhalt von Boesingdurdenhoffer, Who Once Again Practises on the Zurichsee says – reply to this

129

He and his mannish wife, they do not have zee children, no?
10thFeb says – reply to this

130

Scifag. What do you expect?
Tom Cruise's AND John Travolta's Dildo Maker says – reply to this

131

Re: Dr. Anhalt von Boesingdurdenhoffer, Who Once Again Practises on the Zurichsee – Yes Dear Doctor they have zee children. Both Johnny-Girl and his Lesbian Beard Kelly, are well schooled in the TURKEY BASTER tecnique. Something they passed on to ECHO CHAMBER ANUS TOM, and his NEW Beard Katie.
chris says – reply to this

132

Did he use a can of that spray on hair?
Bina says – reply to this

133

OMG! He looks like Ray Liota's character in the 2nd Hannibal movie!
The Dinner scene!!! Where Hannibal's picking his brain…har-har! Ewwww all moist and pale too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Vom!
Dr. Anhalt Von Boesingdurdernhoffer, Who Once Again Practises on the Zurichsee says – reply to this

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#135 I must say you are quite the man of distinction to have what I'm sure is a thankless job to be the Dildo Maker for the two biggest Bitch Goddesses Hollywood has ever seen! I, if I do say so myself, am known for my research all over Europe although due to a sleigh accident this Christmas high in the Alps I suffered a temporary loss of memory which is why I had to be reminded of The Revolta's bizarre method of conception. Now I would like to share some research I did on their poor son Jett, who is afflicted with autism, and you will see for yourself that indeed a Turkey would make a better parent to the lad than the current awful monsters who spawned him!
Be on the lookout for my findings, Dildo Maker!
aeryn says – reply to this

135

wow, he looks like he hasn't seen the sun in years! and what is that monstrosity on his head!?!?!
dragana says – reply to this

136

I kinda think he looks like Data from Star Trek..
Dr. Anhalt Von Boesingdurdenhoffers findings, titled... says – reply to this

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HOW A THANKSGIVING GOBBLER WOULD BE A BETTER PARENT TO JETT TRAVOLTA THAN THE GIZZ GOBBLER HE CURRENTLY CALLS "PAPA" AND THE UBER-BITCH PANTS-WEARING KELLY PRESTON: The Revoltas do nothing do treat their son Jett's autism as L Ron Hubbard would not approve of any medication to aid in his recovery. To keep the boy quiet they plant him in front of videogames with junkfood, while they dine on only the finest organic foods. Jett doesn't speak at all or even been taught to communicate. Bitch Kelly when Jett had a meltdown at the movies pointed at the child and screamed at the nanny: Take Care of IT! No matter how rich the parents, clearly it doesn't pay to be the afflicted child of SCIENTOLOCUNTS.
Diana says – reply to this

138

What I am wondering is: how many cans of the Ron Popeil Hair In The Can Spray did he use and what Shade?
Dorian G. says – reply to this

139

I thought that spray shit was just for poor fairies.
buh bye, career; hello Xenu says – reply to this

140

Anybody who believes in Scientology with all their evil is totally fucked up. No more Travolta movies for me!
Mimi says – reply to this

141

he looks like an old gay guy corpse…wierd
David Miscavige, Supreme Director of Scientology has a few problems says – reply to this

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David Miscavige's mother-in-law died mysteriously. Google this. It appears dear David may have been involved. Oh, big surprise! His sister committed suicide. David's other sister is a prostitute. His father allegedly raped a woman. Wow. Scientology has one hell of a family reunion party each year. And they say Scientology cures everything. The only thing it "cures" and does away with is sanity.
Luce Change says – reply to this

143

He looks like a Rolls-driving interior decorator in Ft. Lauderdale.
Larry Creg says – reply to this

144

HOLY GLORY HOLES!
Tom Cruise's and John Travolta's Dildo Maker says – reply to this

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Re: Dr. Anhalt Von Boesingdurdenhoffers findings, titled… – Frankly Doctor, Johnny-Girl is indeed my client, but I don't like him, and I charge him triple what I'd charge a client I DO like. He and his VILE BEAST of a beard/wife are guilty of EXTREME CHILD ABUSE in my opinion. That little boy should be taken away from them and they both should spend time in PRISON for their appalling parenting…or lack there of. Of course if Johnny-Girl is sent to prison he won't be allowed my products any more…and will have to make due with broom handles.
Melinda says – reply to this

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Re: Dr. Anhalt Von Boesingdurdenhoffers findings, titled… – If any of this is true I am outraged! I don't see how practicing your religion or whatever can allow you to be an irresponsible and neglectful parent! I'm gonna pray for that poor boy!
Dr. Anhalt von Boesingdurdenhoffer, Who Again Practices on the Zurichsee says – reply to this

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#150 The Dildo Maker! HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED ADVERTISING YOUR PLEASURE-PROMISING PROSTHETIC PROBES ON PEREZ? I'M SURE PACA AND HIS COMPADRES WOULD LOVE TO TRY THEM ON FOR SIZE!
Tom Cruise's and John Travolta's Dildo maker says – reply to this

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Re: Dr. Anhalt von Boesingdurdenhoffer, Who Again Practices on the Zurichsee – That's a wonderful idea, but all my products are custom made to order, and done with very exacting fittings. Of course that's why Tom and John drive me nuts, as every time they order they must be re-measured due to the constant stretching of their anuses. And whil I don't want to give my prices here. let's just say Tommy's last order for five DILDOS cost as much as his last Plane….I don't think the denizens of the internet can afford me.
Jaime Lynn says – reply to this

149

I'm still preggers y'all!

My sis is my inspiration

My feet are swollen
DarkAndTwisty says – reply to this

150

He sure is creepy looking. I NEVER found him attractive at all. Not ever.
He's just pasty, over-weight, and looks like Data from Star Trek! Mayby those Alien Greys are converting him to their ways! He has what looks like a old rusted SOS pad glued to the top of his head. He REAlllY needs to have a consult with Elton Johns hair restorer. Atleast Eltons hair looks believable. This looks really bad. Just plain bad. Is JT really gay? I heard rumors on your website. Has this been proven?
Celebus Reeves says – reply to this

151

WOOT~!~
Duh says – reply to this

152

Scientology is John's "religion." Need anyone say more?
Greg says – reply to this

153

He is starting to look like an alien.Not surprising since he is a scientologist.
juanita says – reply to this

154

What the fuck is that on his head????? A pubic transplant or a bit of old felt? How strange! xx
Nelly says – reply to this

155

So what!!
megan says – reply to this

156

he looks a hell of a lot better that Perez!!
heatherr says – reply to this

157

saw him on tv and he looked FINE. this is either a horribly taken picture or it is photoshopped.
ritsbits says – reply to this

158

why did you make the stuff coming out of his mouth?!?!
JUAN VALDEZ says – reply to this

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Re: juanita – I got quite a chuckle out of that one while I was sitting on my back patio at my laptop with my dear toy chihuahua, Chulo, at my feet while sipping my strong black coffee. I'm wearing my favorite FELT hat at this moment and am being kept warm by my favorite serape that my sister Consuela, who lives in her beautiful villa on the bay in Acapulco designed by her architect husband who she too calls CHULO! Buenos Noches Senorita!!! Many blessings to you and to your fine family, Juan Valdez
ron says – reply to this

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Where's John's hag of a wife Kelly Preston? I don't see any pictures of that ugly skank anywhere. I hope Jett gets his revenge on his bitch of a mother real soon. She is evil to the core.
Rush Limp-Raw says – reply to this

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Re: ron – You rock!!!
Tyra's FIERCE gay cousin ARMANDO says – reply to this

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Re: ron – Great post. But it should have been "FAG-hag of a wife" not just hag.
jess says – reply to this

163

i almost thought it was the camera's flash..

GROSS
jill says – reply to this

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La La La La la La la la la la la la la la.. beauty school dropout, no graduation day for you beauty school dropout, missed your midterms and flunked shampoo… hey at least he isn't on Celeb. Rehab like Jeff Conaway in a wheelchair all doped up!! Man what has become of people these days????
ml says – reply to this

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the scariest thing about this mutant is his forever purple mouth!!! its like the inside of his mouth has dead tissue or something!! gross!!
SAxlerod says – reply to this

166

He looks like he's lived a hard life. Too much dealing with the devil, LRH.
A Fan of Sarah says – reply to this

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Re: SARAH –

Finally a voice of reason. It's absurd that everyone takes this photo for legit when you look around the neck and collar and can see the photoshop color bleed. Boo.
BitchKitty says – reply to this

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Re: Moana Lisa –
Yeah he looks dead, and worked over by an incompetent undertaker. That is one nasty look!
duhhhhhhhhh says – reply to this

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Look what scientology does………zombie….zombie…..zombie..anyone mean enough to ignore their autistic childs needs is sad sad sad.I used to like him until I found out he does this..
Me says – reply to this

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FAG!!!!!
Cali says – reply to this

171

Scientologist drone from the planet Zod…
THE KING OF CHALGA says – reply to this

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Re: A Fan of Sarah – IS THERE ANYBODY WHO DOESN'T THINK A FAN OF SARAH IS…SARAH? STUPID BITCH.
joranvanderslut says – reply to this

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It looks like his hair caught fire.
Amy says – reply to this

174

He looks like a vampire!
FAG says – reply to this

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Re: Me – Douche-drinker!
Kat says – reply to this

176

how about dropping 40 pounds!?
Yak says – reply to this

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I used to be a big fan of this guy until I saw Battlefield Earth. What a stinking pile of shit. I haven't watched a single movie of his since. I haven't watched anything of Tom Cruise's either since he jumped on Oprah's couch and started spouting off about his "religion". The Cult of Scientology is killing your careers you morons. Wake up out of your delusion.
marianelly says – reply to this

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damn, he almost looks like a vampire. like a vampire sucked all the blood out of him. jeez….
Optimisticate says – reply to this

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His hair is SPRAYED ON FROM A CAN.
Alma says – reply to this

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JT is the best of the best I've been a loyal fan of his seen Urban Cowboy. His just
like fine wine He gets better with age.
Alma says – reply to this

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JT is the best of the best I've been a loyal fan of his since Urban Cowboy.
His just like fine wine He gets better with age.
Alex Baby!! says – reply to this

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EWWWWWWWWW THAT IS GROSS LOOKING!! WTF HAPPENED. MAN HE USED TO BO SOO AWESOME. NOW JUST THINKING OF THAT PIC MAKES ME SICK!!!!!!! TAKE SOME ADVICEE FORM ALEX!!, get some help. K;)

-xoxo alex
Valerie says – reply to this

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I WONDERED what he's been up to since divorcing Liza…