Hangin' Low

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Anglophilia

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U.K. pop star Javine pulls a Demi in the latest issue of Closer magazine.

Where's the bear skin rug???

More people need to pull a Britney!

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 12:41 pm / Email this  »

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    1. birk says – reply to this


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      are there like 4 kids in there????

    2. TEH BABY says – reply to this


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      BABIES R GROSS!

    3. Xi says – reply to this


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      Gross. No one cares about this fat pregger. We have no clue who she is. Stop reporting on nobodies and start learning how to dress.

    4. Your mom says – reply to this


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      That is the NASTIEST thing ever, FUCK BREEDERS!

    5. Melissa says – reply to this


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      She is a fat cunt

    6. That is SO gross! says – reply to this


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      How could any one love THAT?

    7. oh my gross says – reply to this


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      damn, that bitch has the worst man hands ive ever seen

    8. diane says – reply to this


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      shes a fucking slut, she stole someone elses husband! i hope the baby looks like her the ugly bitch

    9. Josh says – reply to this


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      Fat ass!

    10. Cat says – reply to this


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      Why are you posting pictures of that husband stealing cow!? Alesha Dixon all the way!

    11. ANGIE says – reply to this


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      Javine is such a home wrecker. no one even cares about her bastard child. harvey we cheat on her like he cheated on alisha

    12. sarah says – reply to this


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      skadjfh

    13. starry says – reply to this


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      she's a husband stealing biiiatch!

    14. KC says – reply to this


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      She looks like she was due three weeks ago. Good Lord, how many babies is she carrying?

    15. Cx says – reply to this


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      SLUT!!

    16. safdafasfda says – reply to this


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      that is so fake, she has man hands in it

    17. milly says – reply to this


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      at least she isn't photoshopped! lol but then again, her head looks like it's been pasted onto someones elses body

    18. adorabelle says – reply to this


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      Who gives a shit bout this husband stealing twat anyway? Not a great pic either.

    19. Wow says – reply to this


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      Man, you guys are brutal. I've never heard of her either, but how dare you call her fat!?!? I'd like to see you carry another human being around inside of your body. Then we'll see who's fat. Assholes.

      Perez, thank you for posting this beautiful picture of an expectant mother, whoever the hell she is. :)

    20. Liliana says – reply to this


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      Omg she is getting so fat! look at the size of her legs :o awfull

    21. bakeroo says – reply to this


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      shes a ho , ran off with a friends husband

    22. Kev says – reply to this


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      Closer? lol

    23. fl says – reply to this


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      she is gonna have alot of excess pounds afterwards. Its a beautiful picture though, coulda used some kind of staging.

    24. David says – reply to this


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      Ew, her hands look old and manly.

    25. ughghghg says – reply to this


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      why do people find that it is nessacary to show this off? I don't get it

    26. Public Announcement says – reply to this


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      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!MAN HANDS ALERT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    27. anni says – reply to this


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      im all for being ok with your own body…but thats no reason to show it off like that. shes not fat, AT ALL, but that is not the butt and thighs to have on the cover of a magazine. sorry.

    28. joe says – reply to this


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      She has man hands.

      Just sayin'….

    29. Stacy Q says – reply to this


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      She has man hands and too much junk in that big ass!

    30. Yuck! says – reply to this


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      Just gross! And I just ate!

    31. Kiva says – reply to this


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      Pregnancy is a beautiful thing, but something that needs to be shared intimately between a woman and her man only. Ladies, nobody wants to see your big azz pregnant belly, ok?

    32. cleo says – reply to this


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      she aint a pop star, she is a home wrecking slut

    33. jenna says – reply to this


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      HEFFERMUM! - JAVINE IS A HOMEWRECKER!!!

    34. kellie says – reply to this


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      man hands.

      no one can have such bad man hands - and put them on the cover of a magazine on purpose. photo shop those away. for the love of god.

    35. sian says – reply to this


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      She stole her bffs husband and got up the duff…. Nice classy girl that one

    36. wow says – reply to this


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      do they not have airbrushers or photoshop in the UK? those are some big ole thighs. big belly is expected but the ham hocks need some trimming

    37. jammy says – reply to this


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      Shes an English skank who stole Alesha Dickson's husband then got knocked up to him. Gross on the inside and gross on the outside- what a revolting pic!

    38. Barbara says – reply to this


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      Holy moly…..look at those MAN HANDS!

    39. you suck says – reply to this


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      did her head shrink. She's got man hands.

    40. bec says – reply to this


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      I can't believe you would put a pic of that dirty tramp on your website. She is only famous for stealing someone's husband and for being a so-called singer!!! Can't stand her!!!

    41. kat says – reply to this


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      wtf. i kno shes pregnant and all, but her hands look like man hands and she is HUGE!!!!!

    42. Sophie says – reply to this


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      Oh gd shes huge z lister for sure !! she isnt even famous here in the uk no.1 cares abuot here!and is she having triplets or sumthin?

    43. Lauren says – reply to this


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      Erw that is sick, I am goin 2 be scared 4 life. She looks lyk a beech whale lol is there nothing so wont do 4 muni

    44. Dee says – reply to this


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      My, but she does have some man hands, doesn't she?

    45. ewwwww! says – reply to this


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      this woman has MAN HANDS!!!

    46. Perez Fan says – reply to this


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      Pregnancy is a beautiful thing.
      Ya'll shouldnt be hating like that…or where did ya'll came from? That is just the way your mothers looked when pregnant with you.

    47. Caroline says – reply to this


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      Plus she is a home wrecker. The father of her child is Harvey whom was married to Alesha Dixon, the minger in the picture was at it with Harvey behind his wife's and her boyfriend's back.

      Classy bird eh!!! Can see why he ditch hot Alesha for a beast like that, NOT!

    48. Lily says – reply to this


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      Yikes! Isn't there a more flattering angle to take this picture. She looks stupid and huge just standing there like that.

    49. Dami says – reply to this


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      PEREZ THIS GIRL IS A SKANK YOU NO THIS BABY WAS NOT MADE THROUGH LOVE BUT DECEIT!!

      SHE STOLE ALESHA'S MAN YOU KNOW THAT GIRL DANCING IN PHARELLS VIDEO "She Wants to Move" SHE SLEPT WITH HER FRIENDS MAN SHES HIGLY HATED IN LONDON AND SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE PREGNANT WHERE THE FUCK IS PHOTOSHOP WHEN YOU NEED IT!!

    50. Dami says – reply to this


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      PEREZ THIS GIRL IS A SKANK YOU NO THIS BABY WAS NOT MADE THROUGH LOVE BUT DECEIT!!

      SHE STOLE ALESHA'S MAN YOU KNOW THAT GIRL DANCING IN PHARELLS VIDEO "She Wants to Move" SHE SLEPT WITH HER FRIENDS MAN SHES HIGLY HATED IN LONDON AND SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE PREGNANT WHERE THE FUCK IS PHOTOSHOP WHEN YOU NEED IT!!

    51. Dami says – reply to this


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      PEREZ THIS GIRL IS A SKANK YOU NO THIS BABY WAS NOT MADE THROUGH LOVE BUT DECEIT!!

      SHE STOLE ALESHA'S MAN YOU KNOW THAT GIRL DANCING IN PHARELLS VIDEO "She Wants to Move" SHE SLEPT WITH HER FRIENDS MAN SHES HIGLY HATED IN LONDON AND SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE PREGNANT WHERE THE FUCK IS PHOTOSHOP WHEN YOU NEED IT!!

    52. Dami says – reply to this


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      PEREZ THIS GIRL IS A SKANK YOU NO THIS BABY WAS NOT MADE THROUGH LOVE BUT DECEIT!!

      SHE STOLE ALESHA'S MAN YOU KNOW THAT GIRL DANCING IN PHARELLS VIDEO "She Wants to Move" SHE SLEPT WITH HER FRIENDS MAN SHES HIGLY HATED IN LONDON AND SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE PREGNANT WHERE THE FUCK IS PHOTOSHOP WHEN YOU NEED IT!!

    53. Dami says – reply to this


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      PEREZ THIS GIRL IS A SKANK YOU NO THIS BABY WAS NOT MADE THROUGH LOVE BUT DECEIT!!

      SHE STOLE ALESHA'S MAN YOU KNOW THAT GIRL DANCING IN PHARELLS VIDEO "She Wants to Move" SHE SLEPT WITH HER FRIENDS MAN SHES HIGLY HATED IN LONDON AND SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE PREGNANT WHERE THE FUCK IS PHOTOSHOP WHEN YOU NEED IT!!

    54. Dami says – reply to this


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      PEREZ THIS GIRL IS A SKANK YOU NO THIS BABY WAS NOT MADE THROUGH LOVE BUT DECEIT!!

      SHE STOLE ALESHA'S MAN YOU KNOW THAT GIRL DANCING IN PHARELLS VIDEO "She Wants to Move" SHE SLEPT WITH HER FRIENDS MAN SHES HIGLY HATED IN LONDON AND SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE PREGNANT WHERE THE FUCK IS PHOTOSHOP WHEN YOU NEED IT!!

    55. Dami says – reply to this


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      PEREZ THIS GIRL IS A SKANK YOU NO THIS BABY WAS NOT MADE THROUGH LOVE BUT DECEIT!!

      SHE STOLE ALESHA'S MAN YOU KNOW THAT GIRL DANCING IN PHARELLS VIDEO "She Wants to Move" SHE SLEPT WITH HER FRIENDS MAN SHES HIGLY HATED IN LONDON AND SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE PREGNANT WHERE THE FUCK IS PHOTOSHOP WHEN YOU NEED IT!!

    56. Dami says – reply to this


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      PEREZ THIS GIRL IS A SKANK YOU NO THIS BABY WAS NOT MADE THROUGH LOVE BUT DECEIT!!

      SHE STOLE ALESHA'S MAN YOU KNOW THAT GIRL DANCING IN PHARELLS VIDEO "She Wants to Move" SHE SLEPT WITH HER FRIENDS MAN SHES HIGLY HATED IN LONDON AND SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE PREGNANT WHERE THE FUCK IS PHOTOSHOP WHEN YOU NEED IT!!

    57. Obsessed says – reply to this


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      uhhh…not cute..that's a huge bitch

    58. perez lover says – reply to this


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      remember angelina is a husband stealer too … can't have one rule for one and one rule for the other

    59. Aimee says – reply to this


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      Urgh if only you'd read stuff about her Perez…perhaps you should update with the info about how she stole her best friends husband and kept it from her for a few months…then got pregnant with his child…

    60. ~~~~ BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA SUX ~~~~ says – reply to this


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      OH SHIT!!!
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      THAT IS JUST FUCKING NASTY!!! :(
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      WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU POST THIS SHIT??? I HAD BEEN TRYING TO EAT A LITTLE BREAKFAST…
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      :( :( :( :( :( :|

    61. JK says – reply to this


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      shes using this for FAME

      if i was all over uk papers cos I had nicked someone elses boyfriend I wouldn't shove it in peoples faces

    62. Char says – reply to this


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      "More people need to pull a Britney."
      I'm hoping that that's the first and last time I'll ever hear that.

    63. Dami says – reply to this


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      PEREZ THIS GIRL IS A SKANK YOU NO THIS BABY WAS NOT MADE THROUGH LOVE BUT DECEIT!!
      SHE STOLE ALESHA'S MAN YOU KNOW THAT GIRL DANCING IN PHARELLS VIDEO "She Wants to Move" SHE SLEPT WITH HER FRIENDS MAN SHES HIGLY HATED IN LONDON AND SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE PREGNANT WHERE THE FUCK IS PHOTOSHOP WHEN YOU NEED IT!!

    64. Dami says – reply to this


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      PEREZ THIS GIRL IS A SKANK YOU NO THIS BABY WAS NOT MADE THROUGH LOVE BUT DECEIT!!
      SHE STOLE ALESHA'S MAN YOU KNOW THAT GIRL DANCING IN PHARELLS VIDEO "She Wants to Move" SHE SLEPT WITH HER FRIENDS MAN SHES HIGLY HATED IN LONDON AND SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE PREGNANT WHERE THE FUCK IS PHOTOSHOP WHEN YOU NEED IT!!

    65. Dami says – reply to this


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      PEREZ THIS GIRL IS A SKANK YOU NO THIS BABY WAS NOT MADE THROUGH LOVE BUT DECEIT!!
      SHE STOLE ALESHA'S MAN YOU KNOW THAT GIRL DANCING IN PHARELLS VIDEO "She Wants to Move" SHE SLEPT WITH HER FRIENDS MAN SHES HIGLY HATED IN LONDON AND SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE PREGNANT WHERE THE FUCK IS PHOTOSHOP WHEN YOU NEED IT!!

    66. Dami says – reply to this


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      PEREZ THIS GIRL IS A SKANK YOU NO THIS BABY WAS NOT MADE THROUGH LOVE BUT DECEIT!!
      SHE STOLE ALESHA'S MAN YOU KNOW THAT GIRL DANCING IN PHARELLS VIDEO "She Wants to Move" SHE SLEPT WITH HER FRIENDS MAN SHES HIGLY HATED IN LONDON AND SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE PREGNANT WHERE THE FUCK IS PHOTOSHOP WHEN YOU NEED IT!!

    67. Dami says – reply to this


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      PEREZ THIS GIRL IS A SKANK YOU NO THIS BABY WAS NOT MADE THROUGH LOVE BUT DECEIT!!
      SHE STOLE ALESHA'S MAN YOU KNOW THAT GIRL DANCING IN PHARELLS VIDEO "She Wants to Move" SHE SLEPT WITH HER FRIENDS MAN SHES HIGLY HATED IN LONDON AND SHE LOOKS TERRIBLE PREGNANT WHERE THE FUCK IS PHOTOSHOP WHEN YOU NEED IT!!

    68. cc says – reply to this


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      sorry, but this is gross. why do pregnant women need to parade this nastiness around? i don't want to say any distended bellies and outie belly buttons.

    69. silly head says – reply to this


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      im not hating on her but something is definitely wrong with this picture. things dont match!!!

    70. amanda says – reply to this


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      Her hands are HUGE!

    71. shitney says – reply to this


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      wow shes HUUUUUUUGE

    72. LOLOL says – reply to this


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      oh wow wow wow. thats all i have to say about that.

      moving on to P himself, i read a very cute article you did for Reveal magazine (UK) (2-8 February 2008). must say i was very impressed to see you doing your thing over here! P taking it over, fall back bitches. xoxo

    73. Jewels says – reply to this


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      photoshop gone wrong look at those man-hands!

    74. jayne says – reply to this


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      she doesnt look pregnant
      she just looks fat

      sum one should check to see if its a human baby or a food baby

    75. Caitlin says – reply to this


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      dear LORD! i want kids but im not looking forward to pregnancy!

    76. che says – reply to this


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      Please dont put this bitch on here, she shouldnt be in any magazines - the father to that baby she is carrying is her best friends husband! Her friend aleesha dixon (also famous singer and dancer - was the dancer in pharrells 'she wants to move') caught this ho in bed with her husband (now ex husband) harvey (singer from 'so solid crew').

    77. Kim says – reply to this


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      Thnx for reminding me why I don't want kids. Yuk, being pregnant really is gross

    78. poppymakesdirtywordssoundpretty says – reply to this


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      husband stealing skank who is only famous for being the shit one who didnt make girls aloud. she's a stupid wannabe and there is nothing remotely attractive about this picture. tramp.

    79. father says – reply to this


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      AUUUUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    80. Lisa says – reply to this


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      SHE IS NOT A POPSTAR PEREZ, SHE HASNT HAD A RECORD IN YEARS AND EVEN THE ONES SHE DID HAVE FLOPPED. SHE IS NOTHING BUT A HUSBAND STEALING TWAT FACE

    81. caroaber says – reply to this


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      Sorry, Javine, but this photo is not artistic. I'm sure your intentions were good, but would Jamelia Davis do this? I think not. If you want to make an artistic statement, hire a real pro and use a better background. This looks like it could've been taken at the hospital after your weigh-in.

    82. shdofgh says – reply to this


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      Who is this bitch and what makes you think I needed to see her naked???
      Put some clothes on! This is what got you in this mess to begin with!!!

    83. Jub Jub says – reply to this


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      Total desperation - no-one cares about Javine, this is the last thing she can sell. I pity the child.

    84. Kelly Lewis says – reply to this


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      Trampy homewrecking bitch just looks nasty to me. Sick, in a BAD way.

    85. ln says – reply to this


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      why do people feel the need to pose nude while pregnant? trashy.

    86. Kelly Lewis says – reply to this


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      Trampy homewrecking bitch just looks nasty to me. Sick, in a BAD way.

      P.S. Corned Beef springs to mind

    87. Fat and Ugly-go away says – reply to this


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      F*U*G! And Fat.

      Ewww, I guess we all really miss Britney gossip after all. LOL

      That's just nasty Perez, please take it down.

    88. wtf? says – reply to this


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      what the f*ck is up with the size of her head and hands? Her hands are too big and head too small!

    89. Ben says – reply to this


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      PEREZ!!!

      PEREZ!!!

      PEREZ!!!

      PEREZ!!!

      PEREZ!!!

      If you're bad enough to call Jamie-Lynn Spears a whore for having underaged sex, why aren't you mentioning that Javine is pregnant with a man she stole from his wife, Alesha Dixon?

    90. ~~~~ JUST SAY NO-BAMA ~~~~ says – reply to this


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      HEY PEREZ! WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MESSAGE I JUST POSTED HERE, YOU TOOL??? :(
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      TAKE THIS NASTY ASS PICTURE OF THIS PREGNANT COW DOWN! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO EAT BREAKFAST…
      :(

    91. tiffany says – reply to this


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      Some serious man hands going on there!

    92. Tana says – reply to this


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      Shouldn't you be hot and WORLD famous before you do crap like this?

    93. lauryloo says – reply to this


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      Thank god the homewrecker is getting what is due to her and has turned into a hippo during pregnancy. God help the child.

    94. Chip says – reply to this


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      Perez is just trying to appeal the guys that are into Pregnant Broads..is there a word for that? I know Perez knows since he's so into showing all this awful stuff..lol

    95. ~~~~ BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA SUX ~~~~ says – reply to this


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      THIS BROAD HAS THE BIGGEST MAN HANDS I'VE EVER SEEN ON A CHICK IN MY LIFE!

      NASTY :(

    96. monicad says – reply to this


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      MAN HANDS

    97. Emmmma says – reply to this


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      husband stealing whore.

    98. beckstar1982 says – reply to this


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      she has massive man hands. is she a bloke?

    99. SOPLAS! WHO IS THIS WHORE ANY WAY? says – reply to this


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      WHO IS THIS FUGLY WHORE?
      SHE'S TOO FUGLY

    100. meme says – reply to this


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      ugh

      look at her manhands :o

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