Hangin' Low

Filed under: Baby Blabber > Anglophilia

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U.K. pop star Javine pulls a Demi in the latest issue of Closer magazine.

Where's the bear skin rug???

More people need to pull a Britney!

    Posted: Feb 5, 2008 at 12:41 pm / Email this  »

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    1. lulu says – reply to this


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      holy crap she is huge i think i like the demi picture more

    2. Sarafrommemphis says – reply to this


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      Javine is a slag!!

    3. lauren says – reply to this


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      ok i don't understand what's up with this "naked and pregnant" photoshoot shit mean, demi moore…ok. that was something that had never been done. but then britney, christina aguilera (love her but come on!), and now this chick? i don't get it. what are you trying to say "i'm pregnant and still hot"? um good for you. but i don't want to see it.

    4. drea420 says – reply to this


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      she's one big lady

    5. Jude says – reply to this


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      OMG!
      PHOTOSHOP & AIRBRUSHING DIDNT EVEN HELP!

      SOOOO FLABBY! COTTAGE CHEESE QUEEN!

      POOR KID, HAVING A SLUT FOR A MOM!

      PREGNANT AND STILL SHOWING SKIN. NO SHAME!

    6. Betsy says – reply to this


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      Does the ho have no shame? First to steal a lovely and talented girls husband and then to rub it in to pose for baby photos. How long is it going to be til he does the same to her and she's left holding the baby avec cellulite and no job. While the wronged wife Aleysha moves on to higher heights getting stronger and more successful. Karma baby!

    7. TIRED OF IT ALL says – reply to this


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      Just because a woman is pregnant, it sure doesn't automatically mean that her body is perfect for posing naked! This woman just doesn't have it! She wouldn't look good naked even if she wasn't pregnant. First, you need to have some roundness to your hips and some junk in the trunk helps. Someone should have thrown a robe over this baby mama before any pictures were taken.

    8. Jaelyn says – reply to this


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      What the hell was she thinking….
      First of all she's short & fat all around. Doesn't work for her.
      Plus, it's been done..

    9. R says – reply to this


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      Perez!? She's nasty. And I have No Idea who this bitch is? Her thighs are bigger than her head! and Wow at #20, She's fat. Shes fat. Shes fat. I'm fat, and she's fat.

    10. nika says – reply to this


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      that just looks wrong!! ugh!

    11. chel says – reply to this


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      ick. at least Christina Aguilera looked good when she posed like that. fatfatfat.

    12. Big Cock Jock says – reply to this


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      What is up with those hands? Those are man hands!

    13. tryst says – reply to this


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      she literally gained 150 lbs!! google this trick-ass. and her baby daddy's ex-wife is much cuter than her.

    14. Leah says – reply to this


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      they have superimposed someone elses head on that big body

    15. Laura says – reply to this


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      Beautiful!

    16. hollie. says – reply to this


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      fucking DISGUSTING.

    17. Jessica says – reply to this


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      I have no idea who this is, but it looks photo shopped, and that doesn't look like her head at all.

      Not counting the fact that she's ugly.

    18. marla says – reply to this


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      who is she again? i'd love to know who does her photoshop, they should be fired

    19. al says – reply to this


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      eiww…she is so fugly

    20. steph says – reply to this


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      Seriously I can't believe all of you calling her fat! This is what a REAL pregnant woman looks like! Not airbrushed and skinny!

    21. black uk chick says – reply to this


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      Javine a slut
      stealing a married man and then getting pregnant by him
      she a shit singer aswell

    22. OPRAH says – reply to this


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      KILL THE NIGGA BITCH BEFORE SHE REPRODUCES
      KILL THE NIGGA BEFORE SHE REPODUCES
      KILL THE NIGGA BEFORE SHE REPRODUCES
      THE PORCH MONKEYS ARE BREEDING….THEY NEED TO BE SPADE AND NEUTERED!!!!!!!!

    23. ashley says – reply to this


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      oh dear God… she looks awful. Why would she do that to her self??? fat ass thighs are not cute preggers or not.

    24. BEAUTIFUL says – reply to this


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      Beautiful!!!! What a miracle…the most amazing a woman can look is when she is with child!!! Beautiful!!!

    25. singersanfran says – reply to this


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      Actually Patti Labelle was the first celeb mom to pose naked during a pregnancy back in the 70's. Demi copped it for Vanity Fair and that's what a lot of younger people may have seen but she wasn't the originator!

    26. BC says – reply to this


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      Who cares who she is and who's man she stole… It's nice to finally see a picture of a celebrity who's not photoshopped.

      KUDOS!

    27. moi says – reply to this


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      Nasty. She needs to get over herself if she thinks people want to see her junk. We don't. WHO the hell is this heffer anyway?

    28. chixtra says – reply to this


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      This heffers' hands are sooooo HUGE. Who f*cked this granny/tranny hoe?

    29. angie says – reply to this


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      what a fat butt and man hands, she looks so gross.

    30. melmo says – reply to this


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      Re: TEH BABY – your'e fucking groosss

    31. Lolly says – reply to this


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      Wow, there are some crazy comments on this page. It may come as a surprise to you, but women do get rather fat when they are pregnant, it's just the way it is…

    32. jenn says – reply to this


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      HOMEWRECKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    33. jessica says – reply to this


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      omg i so thought that was alicia keys head pasted on some random chix body.. and look at the left hand, is it a man hand?

    34. pipsqueak says – reply to this


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      harvey will def be looking elsewhere as she looks awful! serves her right - what goes around….

    35. steven says – reply to this


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      britney done it better , your a bad imitation you lowie!!!

    36. Sarah says – reply to this


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      Demi's pictures had class, she just looks nasty! Who on earth would want for people to see them that way, being that HUGE and flabby!

    37. maccy says – reply to this


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      I think this picture is going to give me nighmares

    38. emma says – reply to this


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      she's not a uk popstar! she's a husband stealing failure lol x

    39. Rebecca says – reply to this


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      For all the bitches calling her fat…have any of you ever had kids? You gain weight..its expected. 30-50lbs more… Please dont ever plan to have kids. Anyone who insults someone growing another life is just disgusting.

    40. Jem says – reply to this


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      Peoples comments can be so stupid. You must all forgot how you were brought to this world unless aliens gave birth to you. I mean would you like to hear that your mother was a ugly fat cow when she was carrying you? i wouldnt think so.

    41. Jessica Rabbit says – reply to this


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      She is no Demi Moore.. that's for sure.

    42. Mustardd LOveee. says – reply to this


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      OMG!
      IT LOOKS SOO PHOTOSHOPPEDD!
      SERIOUSLY.
      EVERYTHING BUT HER *face* IS HUGEE!
      HER NECK AND FACE ISNT SWOLLEN OR ANYTHING!
      PS: ewww. they look like mann handds

    43. JACK says – reply to this


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      BITCH … ALESHA DIXON ALL THE WAY

    44. Laura says – reply to this


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      she is not a UK pop star, she is a failed pop slag who stole someones husband

    45. Laura says – reply to this


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      Re: Wow – Shes a husband stealing slag! Thats why noone likes her! Just cos shes pregnant doesnt mean shes some wonderful human being! Its not hard to do!! Beautiful picture of an expectant mother????????? Its a slag trying to make some extra money by exploting her pregnancy in a 90p magazine

    46. Hayley says – reply to this


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      They cudda at least photoshopped it, make her look half decent, u can still see the cellulite, ewwwwww. Besides no-one cares about homewreckers like Javine

    47. bleugh says – reply to this


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      that is hideous…even britney did it better

    48. hol says – reply to this


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      HOME WRECKERR

      seriously, shes not even famous in the uk, shes a girl who wasnt good enough to get into girls aloud, and THANK GOD!

      ALESHA DIXON IS TWICE THE WOMAN SHE IS

    49. girlcoverup says – reply to this


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      Wow! I am not kidding when I say this- as I was scrolling down my screen I thought that this was going to be a man! I'm all about Demi baring all, but this lady needs to cover up. The only one who should be seeing her like that is her doctor! I don't understand celebrities- they bitch about 'wanting privacy' then pull stunts like this during, what should be, one of the most private times in their lives.

    50. danny boy says – reply to this


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      this girl is NOT a british pop star, she made an attempt but failed owing to her clear lack of talent. this is also the person who had an affiar with Alesha Dixon's wanker of a husband, Harvey. bad things happen to those who are bad and Javine is a cunt.

    51. who cares? says – reply to this


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      I don't even know who this chick is but why do pregnant celebrities always want to show themselves naked? Nobody wants to see it for real it's private and not sexy. Not gross or disgusting but not sexy AT ALL.

    52. sleepee says – reply to this


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      home wrecker! she does not pull this look off, eugh!

    53. Voice of Reason says – reply to this


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      Hello ladies (and I am a woman as well) but showing your pregnance belly is neither art nor a necessary or appreciated photo. On one hand–it's just gross to be showing the world big-ness, and from another perspective–it's totally exploitive and crass. It's wonderful and should be kept private. Show some self respect…for yourself, your family, AND your unborn child…keep pics like this for yourself maybe, but the world—well, they don't want or need to see it. THANKS a MILLION!

    54. CHANEL says – reply to this


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      OK THAT IS FUCKIN GROSS THE BABY BELLY CUTE BUT STILL LOOKS GROSS..WTF IS THIS CHICK ANYWAYS

    55. nennmuffin says – reply to this


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      she is such a slag.

      i agree with diane
      x

    56. steffff says – reply to this


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      I HATE JAVINE! SHE IS STUPID!!!!

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