Nicely Manscaped

We love his "sense of humour."
John Mayer donned a borat one-piece swimsuit - and nothing else - during his Mayercraft cruise this past weekend.
Really hot!
Right????

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We love his "sense of humour."
John Mayer donned a borat one-piece swimsuit - and nothing else - during his Mayercraft cruise this past weekend.
Really hot!
Right????
FIRST
EWWWWWW
john mayer once stepped on my foot in cvs
1st
WOW!
NOT HOT!!!
This has to be photoshopped, GROCE! This is worse than Jessica Simpson's horse mouth
first
first
wahahha. love it
ohmygod.
Uh…No!
first
ridiculously HOT
Gross
firssst
HaHa too funny
Fist bitches
first bitches!
1st maybe…
i love john mayer more
than anything
haha thats freakin funny as hell!!
Hes a keppper…fersure.
first?
Why do these people crave so much attention? He had to know this would end up on your website. YEESH. Does anybody respect themselves anymore?
go to helpwill.org
first
SEXXXY!!!!!!
SICK
hot and a half
First?
Wowzers!
id do him
hilarious! JOHN MAYER LOOKS SEXY!
LMAO!! NO!!! SHUT UP!! THIS IS TOO MUCH!! OH AND FIRST!!!!!!
First…..gross! He should have been thrown overboard for that.
ooooohmygod.
ew
What a hottie! I have now decided to become a celebrity stalker so that I may some day have John's love child.
Wow not so hot!!!!
Last! Odd-looking, but I'd still hit it.
damn. i want a piece of that.
fucking HOMO!!
atleast he looks better than sacha baron cohen
eeewwwww too weird
gross haha
any pics from behind?
He should go away for a while… talk about trying too hard.
SEXXXXY!
First! John Mayer is the shit!
He trims quite well down there. lol First!
Nr. 1
ICK!!! No one can pull off that look.
GASP!
Veryyy!!!
Yum
I love the guy…. but that too much Mayer for me…
omg he actually looks hot…lol
Mayer is a great guitarist, one of the best. Why does he constantly do stupid crap like this? He could be the next Clapton etc. Yet he seems to want to participate in tabloid crap and wants to be a comedian. He's suffering from the ill-fated "I'm surrounded by people who tell me I'm funny" syndrome. John, you aren't that funny. Stick to the guitar. Seriously.
I want to see it from the back! I always thought he was fug, but having seen the shirtless pic, I am reconsidering his hotness… The suit is disgusting, but I would like the opportunity to see his ass!
That's sexaayy ;D.
lolol… hott!
3rd
first?
Eww
W H A T A F U C K I N G D O U C H E !!!
HOTT!!! I wanna see him from the back! *SLURRRRP!*
hm, well, in my fantasies he's a shower, not a grower. guess I'll have to adjust..
Still hot as hell though
He could eat crackers in my bed
GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
he is so not funny
Very NIIIIIICE
yummmyyy …. love it
LOL! O_O
OMG!
1st??? go hillary!!!!!!!!!!
He is Sooooooooooooo Gay!!!
hes definitely not hot
first
Whatever John Mayer wears he's HOT!
Someone throw him overboard; this is disgusting.
OMFG!!!
1st?? go hillary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
first
H-O-T!
Why, John Mayer? WHYYYY???????????????
yuck
ewwwww!!!!
really fugly.
OMG. He must be very sure of himself to wear that in public with all his man pubes hangin out.
Re: JP – I agree with about half of that. I do think that he's not funny. But I don't think he has any talent. I've never thought this retard wannabe was good looking.
That's so not hott.
omg that is hot. first
hot!!!!!! 1st bitches go hillary!
FIRSTT!.. HOTT
eww-not hot at all
That is a REALLY old issue of UsWeekly!
Saw lilo do the yayo at bea last week dumb bitch
Wow!
i just vammed in my mouth.
this guy is a retarded waste.
yum
I apologize to all the real retards out there. : /
I don't mind it!
Hahahaha He is tooo funny!
Lookin' good Mr. Mayer, lookin' good!
Wish I could've been there