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Nicely Manscaped

Filed under: John Mayer

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We love his "sense of humour."

John Mayer donned a borat one-piece swimsuit - and nothing else - during his Mayercraft cruise this past weekend.

Really hot!

Right????

Posted: February 5, 2008 at 11:28 am

282 comments to “Nicely Manscaped”

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  1. Aphrodite says – reply to this


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    FIRST

    EWWWWWW

  2. cait says – reply to this


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    john mayer once stepped on my foot in cvs

  3. borat says – reply to this


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    1st

  4. Christina says – reply to this


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    WOW!

  5. DANIELLE says – reply to this


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    NOT HOT!!!

  6. Latina 4 Obama says – reply to this


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    This has to be photoshopped, GROCE! This is worse than Jessica Simpson's horse mouth

  7. frudel says – reply to this


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    first

  8. eli says – reply to this


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    first

  9. sarah says – reply to this


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    wahahha. love it

  10. h3lli says – reply to this


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    ohmygod.

  11. Stevo says – reply to this


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    Uh…No!

  12. ais says – reply to this


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    first

  13. Nancy says – reply to this


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    ridiculously HOT

  14. kristin says – reply to this


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    Gross

  15. fggf says – reply to this


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    firssst

  16. EV says – reply to this


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    HaHa too funny

  17. JDog says – reply to this


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    Fist bitches

  18. alexis says – reply to this


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    first bitches!

  19. tyler says – reply to this


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    1st maybe…

    i love john mayer more
    than anything

  20. Kayla says – reply to this


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    haha thats freakin funny as hell!!

  21. NikkiSaysSo says – reply to this


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    Hes a keppper…fersure.

  22. Nicolas says – reply to this


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    first?

  23. Lynne says – reply to this


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    Why do these people crave so much attention? He had to know this would end up on your website. YEESH. Does anybody respect themselves anymore?

  24. please says – reply to this


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    go to helpwill.org

  25. mary says – reply to this


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    first

  26. Paloma says – reply to this


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    SEXXXY!!!!!!

  27. cdm says – reply to this


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    SICK

  28. kitty says – reply to this


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    hot and a half

  29. Metro says – reply to this


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    First?

  30. Wanda says – reply to this


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    Wowzers!

  31. the B says – reply to this


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    id do him

  32. jo bunny says – reply to this


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    hilarious! JOHN MAYER LOOKS SEXY!

  33. West Village says – reply to this


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    LMAO!! NO!!! SHUT UP!! THIS IS TOO MUCH!! OH AND FIRST!!!!!!

  34. DB says – reply to this


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    First…..gross! He should have been thrown overboard for that.

  35. hannahbananaaa says – reply to this


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    ooooohmygod.

  36. ew says – reply to this


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    ew

  37. Elle Mac says – reply to this


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    What a hottie! I have now decided to become a celebrity stalker so that I may some day have John's love child.

  38. Kim says – reply to this


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    Wow not so hot!!!!

  39. mjcp says – reply to this


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    Last! Odd-looking, but I'd still hit it.

  40. carlie says – reply to this


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    damn. i want a piece of that.

  41. louielengua says – reply to this


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    fucking HOMO!!

  42. amy says – reply to this


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    atleast he looks better than sacha baron cohen

  43. bbc says – reply to this


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    eeewwwww too weird

  44. Mollie says – reply to this


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    gross haha

  45. e says – reply to this


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    any pics from behind?

  46. JimmyJam says – reply to this


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    He should go away for a while… talk about trying too hard.

  47. Paloma says – reply to this


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    SEXXXXY!

  48. Tracy says – reply to this


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    First! John Mayer is the shit!

  49. Ronnie says – reply to this


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    He trims quite well down there. lol First!

  50. Sabine says – reply to this


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    Nr. 1

  51. Homolicious says – reply to this


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    ICK!!! No one can pull off that look.

  52. Sarah says – reply to this


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    GASP!

  53. anna says – reply to this


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    Veryyy!!!

  54. Amanda says – reply to this


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    Yum

  55. Cindy says – reply to this


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    I love the guy…. but that too much Mayer for me…

  56. stephanie juarez says – reply to this


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    omg he actually looks hot…lol

  57. JP says – reply to this


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    Mayer is a great guitarist, one of the best. Why does he constantly do stupid crap like this? He could be the next Clapton etc. Yet he seems to want to participate in tabloid crap and wants to be a comedian. He's suffering from the ill-fated "I'm surrounded by people who tell me I'm funny" syndrome. John, you aren't that funny. Stick to the guitar. Seriously.

  58. Dave in NY says – reply to this


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    I want to see it from the back! I always thought he was fug, but having seen the shirtless pic, I am reconsidering his hotness… The suit is disgusting, but I would like the opportunity to see his ass! ;)

  59. Mary-NGORE says – reply to this


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    That's sexaayy ;D.

  60. gatooor says – reply to this


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    lolol… hott!
    3rd

  61. joey says – reply to this


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    first?

  62. nan says – reply to this


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    Eww

  63. charlotte says – reply to this


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    W H A T A F U C K I N G D O U C H E !!!

  64. douche my anus says – reply to this


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    HOTT!!! I wanna see him from the back! *SLURRRRP!*

  65. Erik says – reply to this


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    hm, well, in my fantasies he's a shower, not a grower. guess I'll have to adjust..
    Still hot as hell though

  66. steve says – reply to this


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    He could eat crackers in my bed :)

  67. beckey says – reply to this


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    GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

  68. kate says – reply to this


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    he is so not funny

  69. steph p says – reply to this


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    Very NIIIIIICE

  70. paassyy says – reply to this


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    yummmyyy …. love it

  71. * says – reply to this


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    LOL! O_O

  72. mel says – reply to this


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    OMG!

  73. angied says – reply to this


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    1st??? go hillary!!!!!!!!!!

  74. duh says – reply to this


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    He is Sooooooooooooo Gay!!!

  75. cristina_italy says – reply to this


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    hes definitely not hot

  76. cj says – reply to this


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    first

  77. Lin says – reply to this


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    Whatever John Mayer wears he's HOT!

  78. Commentator says – reply to this


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    Someone throw him overboard; this is disgusting.

  79. Shawnee says – reply to this


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    OMFG!!!

  80. angied says – reply to this


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    1st?? go hillary!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  81. aw says – reply to this


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    first

  82. court says – reply to this


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    H-O-T!

  83. andy says – reply to this


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    Why, John Mayer? WHYYYY???????????????

  84. cf says – reply to this


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    yuck

  85. mai says – reply to this


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    ewwwww!!!!

  86. ssuuss says – reply to this


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    really fugly.

  87. ally says – reply to this


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    OMG. He must be very sure of himself to wear that in public with all his man pubes hangin out.

  88. Plop says – reply to this


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    Re: JP – I agree with about half of that. I do think that he's not funny. But I don't think he has any talent. I've never thought this retard wannabe was good looking.

  89. Kelsey says – reply to this


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    That's so not hott.

  90. ET says – reply to this


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    omg that is hot. first

  91. hillarysupporter says – reply to this


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    hot!!!!!! 1st bitches go hillary!

  92. Michael says – reply to this


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    FIRSTT!.. HOTT

  93. gagme says – reply to this


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    eww-not hot at all

  94. katie says – reply to this


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    That is a REALLY old issue of UsWeekly!

  95. lilo says – reply to this


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    Saw lilo do the yayo at bea last week dumb bitch

  96. Darlene says – reply to this


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    Wow!

  97. chloe says – reply to this


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    i just vammed in my mouth.

    this guy is a retarded waste.

  98. Callen says – reply to this


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    yum

  99. Plop says – reply to this


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    I apologize to all the real retards out there. : /

  100. :-P says – reply to this


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    I don't mind it!
    Hahahaha He is tooo funny!
    Lookin' good Mr. Mayer, lookin' good!
    Wish I could've been there :-(

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