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"We’re going to Fiji. We’re gonna get naked and just run in the surf and try to have a baby."
- Jenna Jameson tells Life & Style about her Valentine's Day plans with her boyfriend, UFC fighter Tito Ortiz
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 5, 2008 at 6:02 pm
heyy
yay i was first!
i smell divorce$$$
THIRD BITCHES
Why does everyone run around with their boyfriends and have babies?! The relationships never work out anyway!!
I believe she was recently diagnosed with MELANOMA, a DEADLY form of skin cancer. And, here she is parading around with a deep tan and going to Fiji to run around naked in the sun. What a stupid slut…
Jenna Jameson… THE MOST USELESS TWO WORDS YOU'VE SAID ALL DAY.
thats the dream life.
EW
What a disgusting couple.
what trashhh
HAYYYYYYYYY
You can't be that skinny and get pregnant. You have to get that thing called a menstrual cycle.
random! shes a freak.
HELL MOTHERFUCKIN NAW BIATCHHH HES MYYY MAN
Perhaps Tito should attempt the "Brown and Serve" A.K.A the "BTMT" (Butt to mouth transfer). It is not the best move for making babies but it does set a precedent for the marriage….
Great! Another malnourished whore trying to have a baby.
When we will as a Nation FINALLY begin the discussion of forced abortions?!?
I'm ready.
Geeze, she looks like an old streetwalker. No disrespect meant towards streetwarkers, but Jenna looks used up and thrown away. No wonder she "quit" the porn business. She wasn't getting the offers any longer.
a steroid baby.
that is fucking sick..she should never have kids they would be sooo fucked up
first!
I often refrain from judging people but how can you stick your schmuck inside this chick when every guy in the world has done her?
She should have SERIOUS medical tests done before pro-creating!
We don't care!! Write about Britney, we haven't heard enough!! She'll be dead by the end of this year so you gotta milk it while you can!
This bitch wants a baby? That's the nastiest thing I have ever heard. Mommy's a big Ho!
I love Danny C. In Cali baby..
Love nae nae
JAJAJAJJAJAJAAJAJAJJAJA
GOD their babies would be sun demons….
shouldnt be hard to pass a baby through her stretched out cunt
ya like her ate up snatch could ever conceive
More like her cervix is riddle with cancer from warts and got knows what else
I'm sure she has single-handedly kept an abortion clinic in business.
first yeah ……………no more sun pls!!!!
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yikes
she used to be such a knock-out
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too much tanning
too fucking skinny
too much…
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There should be a law against women like this procreating…and oh, CARLY IS A FUCKING TOOL!
i would be careful if i were her, with her career, she will have to have her coochie sewn shut so the baby doesn't fall out…..good thing is, if it has his head, she won't feel it from being gang banged and what-not..can we say
S-T-R-E-T-C-H-E-D O-U-T
She does know that it takes longer than one day to have a baby, right?
Tito's fat
Ya think a porn star would know that running on the beach isn't how you make a baby!
Sounds like fun. I ain't hating on them, they are happy.
Tito is looking fat!
Jenna, your vaginal tract looks like a freeway and needs to
be in working order to have babies - CalTrans couldn't fix that shit!
And swallowing loads won't help either!
THREE WORDS: Too much information!!
he got really FATT!
He's a big ugly Cuban gorilla!
LOL They are DOOMED!!!!!
GROSS….!!!! Shes on NASTY/RAUNCHY girl….I'll have Tito's baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GROSS….!!!! Shes one NASTY/RAUNCHY girl….I'll have Tito's baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAN!!! I dont know why Jenna messed up her face with plastic surgery. she was smokin hot before it.
that poor child..it will be born with implants and genital warts
Tito, stick with pounding her asshole. I know its the size of the hollund tunnel, but her womb is to poluted to carry a baby.
Tito is actually a really nice guy. I think they are a cute couple.
THERE NOT GONNA LAST. AND EW
She is the ugliest woman alive. I mean, even in her pornos, you can tell that she is terribly ugly without all of the make-up, plastic surgery, and fake hair/tan. I hope her and her boyfriend have a lovely time together giving and receiving STDs. I also hope her future child takes pride in what her mama did to pay the bills. If I were her child, I WOULD BE SO ASHAMED AND EMBARRASSED. CAN YOU IMAGINE A CHILD HAVING THE KNOWLEDGE THAT HER MOM DID ALL OF THESE SEX ACTS WITH OTHER WOMEN AND MEN…IN ADDITION TO KNOWING THAT TONS OF MEN ARE GETTING OFF TO IMAGES OF HER MOTHER?!
They will have cute kids…
Not even forced abortions. People should be approved on whether or not they are fit to have kids. It would definitely cut back on all the dumb ass losers having loser ass kids!!
HOW can anyone want to be with someone who has been f%@&ed in every imaginable way by everyone in a 100 mile radius of her? EWWWWWW!
You all call her a slut and a whore…..BUT THE BITCH IS A RICH SLUT!! More money that some of us could ever dream of. I try not to judge people, but you people act like she's the very first and only woman to sell her body for money!! Anyway, it's her damn business….we don't pay her bills. To each his/her own. So what if she wants to have a baby! What about those so called "normal, decent" people who f*cking kill their babies…such as two recent cases here in Texas (in Galveston)…THOSE are the real TRASH!
I can't imagine she'd even be able to have kids after all the screwing around she's done over the years. Who knows what diseases and shit are lurking in her va-jay-jay… ewwwwwwww yucko!
Why the fuck do my comments keep getting deleted? I haven't said one inappropriate thing!
Is she part Mexican?
If she could have a kid, imagine the disgust the kid will feel knowing their mom was a huge whore making pornos her whole life.. yucko!!!!!!!!!!!!
POOR DEAR SHE LOOKS LIKE BEEF JERKY
YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY DISGUSTING? THAT PEREZ TOOK MONEY FROM THE CLINTON CAMPAIGN TO PLUG HILLARY ON THE SITE. TALK ABOUT NOTHING BEING SACRED!!!!! I GUESS SINCE OBAMA WOULDN'T "PAY UP" YOU WERE NO LONGER BACKING HIM, EH- PEREZ?????????
PEREZ IS A DISGUSTING, MONEY-GRUBBING FRAUD!!!!!!!
Tito don't you know you are just supposed to jerk off to (retired?)porn stars, not date/have children with them… This chick took dick everyday for years. It makes him look like a douche, IDK maybe he is one, but come on seriously.
Also this looked like CoCo and Ice-T for a minute. lol
OH GOD! I JUST THREW UP IN MY MOUTH.
JENNA J IS ASS WITH NO CLASS!
Chick was fun to wack off to in her earlier days, but damn if I would stick a dick in that! How many dudes been up in there!!! I doubt most used protection either (from what i remember from a lot of video!)
She probably needs reconstructive surgery after being f'd so many times over the past 2 decades!
tito looks fat in this picture . . . is it old?
Surely a pretty young rich white lady can do better than that fugly thing.
yes, marry that glorified prostitute.
Re: Heidie –
I agree with you. None of these "celebrities" ever think of the kids and how they will be affected. Just what will make them happy (for 5 seconds - then they realize that raising children is hard work) oh wait, HIRE A NANNY TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS - WHY THE FUCK SHOULD YOU BE BOTHERED WITH IT?? hahaha
Re: Heidie –
I agree with you. None of these "celebrities" ever think of the kids and how they will be affected. Just what will make them happy (for 5 seconds - then they realize that raising children is hard work) oh wait, HIRE A NANNY TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR KIDS - WHY THE FUCK SHOULD YOU BE BOTHERED WITH IT?? hahaha
Her lips look kind of fake.
Has she ever had plastic surgery? Anyone know?
How can they have a baby if he keeps jizzing on this whore's face? Jenna, I wouldn't stick my dick in your STD infected twat but I would spilll a big load on your ugly face.
I think Chuck beat Tito's head a bit too much. He can't think straight anymore. Randy should have slapped Tito's ass a little harder as well.
Imagine your mom had these films under her credits:
Cum One, Cum All
On Her Back
Philmore Butts Strips Dow
Philmore Butts Taking Care Of Business
Perez your a fat fag
Why would anyone hook up with an alien with orange skin?
find an old picture of jenna when she was first coming up. put it beside this picture. yuck!
she looked great in howard sterns private parts. i doubt she will see 60. good luck!
I hope he's good to her. She deserves someone who treats her right.
Re: T – AMEN!!! Super skinny chicks cannot get pregnant. You have to have a certain amount of FAT on your body to have a menstural cycle. She clearly has none. Besides… SHE'D BE A SHITTY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…they might try and have a baby???
Better tell her you have to leave it IN…
…oh, and not that hole, or that one, yeah now you've got it!!!
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Feelin' sorry for THAT kid ALREADY!!!
YELLOW NIGGA!
Ugh, I am SO SICK of that ho! "Oh I have cancer" "I quit the porn biz" "My coochie needs surgical tightening"….blah!
mommy was a porno star……
Her orange tan is so gross in ten years she will look like an alligator belt.
jenna shouldnt have babies with that scumbag
Her fanboys might be saying, OMG SHES TEH BEST PORNSTAR EVAR!!1!!!111 I like porn, but I've seen better looking ones.
no one cares about this bitch, Perez.
could she even keep a baby up in her without it fallin thru her torn up loose vagina?
They are one of the UGLIEST couples I have ever seen. Neither of them are good looking in the slightest. Yuck, Imagine what the baby would look like! ♥
I'M GLAD SHE IS HAPPY AND I HOPE THEY DO GET PREGNANT, CAUSE HAVE A BABY IS A GIFT AND WITH EVERYTHING JENNA HAS BEEN THROUGH, SHE DESERVES TO HAVE A HAPPY FAMILY.
Don't you have to make a baby before you can have a baby?
Re: slick96 – that babys gonna be bunjee jumpin for the last couple of months
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EAT A SANDWICH!
Is it possible to decontaminate an entire island?
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Poor guy…it's like flingin' a hot dog down a hallway, loose as she must be.
good for them and all but this picture and that quote grosses me out all i can think of is meth whore when i see her
I am sure this won't be her first pregnancy. I wonder how many abortions she has had? She is a walking STD and she probably won't be able to get pregnant. What a skank–her child will be so proud of what she did for a career.
bet she's got a few "stitches" for girl spot, probably as big as a sew cap
old whore…
I don't think I've ever seen half stick, half gorilla before.