Too Late Now
Filed under: Anglophilia > Knifestyles > Jordan
Jordan is on the cover of OK! U.K., moaning about her boob reduction and nose job.
Oh, and she got new veneers in too!
Be careful, girl. Plastic surgery is addictive.
You don't want to end up looking like THIS!
Posted: February 5, 2008 at 3:44 pm
WHAT EVS
WE KNOW U DON'T CARE ABOUT UR KIDS
UR NANNY WAS TELLING THE TRUTH
…….
AND I WAS FIRST
PEREZ YOU ROCK
1st
12?
mommy
wah
personally, i think she's prettier than she's ever been.
she doesn't look so fake.. which is ironic seeing as how she IS fake now. but whatev..
7th
This girl is so UGLY…….and the British talk about us Americans and our pop culture. Atleast we dont have anyone as ridiculous as Jordan or whatever her name is. Fucking weirdo's. I thought they were supposed to be classy people, Jordan would blend right in with trailer trash ♥
i luv fake boobs
she looks better more natural
what is that about the nanny??!!
WHO IS THIS PERSON ANYWAY???
NEVER HEARD OF HER
Fuck all of these celebrities and you worthless people that follow their every move. Get a fucking life!
6th?
I don't know how she walked around with those things… they were massive!!! She was so much cuter before
Oh well if she is going to keep going out and getting work done I wonder if she can feel anything in those boobs now.. who would continously do that to themselves.. Oh well her old ones looked ridiculous they were so huge.. ithink they are more reasonable now. but whatever what does she do anyway?
Jordan who?
she looks 1000x prettier now. not that she needed the surgery beforehand, but it went well for her
where can i see the full spread?
YOU ARE A FUCKING FUCK-TARD… THE ABORTED BABY'S DAD IS A WHORE, TOO… YOU STUPID FUCKING RETARDED ASS CHRISTIAN. AND HONESTLY… WHO CARES ABOUT THE ABORTED BABIES? THEY ARE POUT INTO MY LOTION AND MAKE MY SKIN SOFT!
Re: Perez Is a Loser –
if you think we're all losers why did you go to the trouble of looking at the picture then commenting on it?
if you didn't care you wouldnt bother, your clearly just as interested in celebrities if you came on here. HA!
LOVE YOU PEREZ!xxxxx
you just KNOW this bitch is gonna become a surgery addict…
…probably even get to a point where she says "hell, I may as well just do it myself"
.
Pass the scissors and the jello!
THAT NANNYS A FUCKING LIAR! U CAN TELL JORDAN LOVES HER KIDS THATS Y SHES ALWAYS BEEN SEEN WITH THEM IN TOE. SHE WAS FILMED LEAVING AND GOING TO HER SONS BEDSIDE EVERYDAY (THE NANY SAID SHE NEVER WENT) IT WAS JUST THE NANYS WAY OF TRYIN TO GET MONEY! STUPID SKANK!
jORDAN misses her boobs so shes having them done again big deal it took her all this time to get her nose done because she has a fobia of getting work done onm her face incase it went wrong so its unlikly shed end up looking likd jodie (mash potatoe face) marsh!
LOVES JORDAN ALL THE WAY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I think she still looks good but youre right she needs to stop now.
The nanny did no such thing. I bet she books the surgeries just for the drugs.
Just be glad american friends that you don't have hear constant crap about this nasty piece of work. She has a platform in one of the British mags where she makes bitchy remarks and tells us all about her life (yawn). Boy we Brits are sooooooooooooooooooo lucky to have her (not). Also she has the ugliest e-ring ever. PURE TRASH.
I STILL don't know who this is!!!!
jordan and peter are fukin shits. there nanny should get an award for what they did!
Re: WHAT EVS – Here's the PILE OF SHIT that you win for being FIRST!! Fuckhead!!
how come you don't draw crap on Hillary? You suck up to her as much as Angelina……….Ewwwwww….. Rumors are that Hillary is a closed dyke-is that why?
omg ok! have jordan on EVERY WEEK! it's soooooooooooooooo annoying!
she's still gorgeous, so wtf
So is she getting her giant boobs put back in? She looks so much better without them….
WHO?
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I loved her show but she has just gone out of control. Where is her face…cuz i am pretty sure that's not her. She looks totally different. She traded her giant jugs for littler ones and what now she wants big bombs again??? I guess whatever makes her happy. Luv Ya Perez!!!!
why are there so many ads here perez ?
Perez leave her alone!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok..so I know a lot of people hate her. Also, I get that's she trashy and annoying for many Brits. And yes, her old ginormous boobs were ridiculous. That said, I think she doesn't look as good now. I don't care for the nose job…at least her face had a bit of character before…although I'm sure she had it done before…I only know her from the reality show. Now she just looks like another generic face.
At least she looks more like she should, being a mother and all. She looks better!!
YOU GET WHAT YOU PAY FOR.
who the F is jordan and why should I care about her fake tits
This woman would sell a story about a shit stain on her toilet seat. I suppose she isn't pushing another story about her disabled son - sorry her heartache over her disabled son, mind saying that we are probably due another article on that too.
KC we're weirdo's because we have one worthless press pony that's had one too many nips and tucks? We are way behind the USA on surgery - pot kettle black.
I HATE JORDAN
christ i am embarassed to be brittish because of her. most people in the uk hate her. please, america, keep her
OBNOXIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kate Price is a totally selfish talentless old tart and doesn't give a shit about her children and cares more about the way she looks than her own husband and kids! EVERYONE in the UK knows that the ex-nanny's story is all true!
She doesn't even trust Peter and there is no way that poor man is going to put up with her obsessive shit much longer. Peter Andre is a nice guy and has been taken advantage of in a big way and lied to. Okay, so he's also vain, but he does love his kids and would never go as far as her with the cosmetic surgery bullshit. At least he once had a singing career and big hits, what has this girl done to earn her money…? Nothing but flaunt her enhanced body and selling stories to the press about her countless affairs and ex-boyfriends and her sick son by a footballer who didn't give a damn in the first place. She is a mess!
I think the more important news here is the Girls Aloud heartbreak. Fuck, I love them, especially Cheryl.
Who is this? I have never seen or heard of this person!
Who is she
PUAHHHHHHHH!!!! I LUV U PEREZ!!!!
the link to the pictures doesnt work!! :S
Perez I can't believe this is the first time you've been commenting on all her nanny drama. It's all over the British papers and mags. I really think she doesn't give a shit about her kids and I really LIKE Jordan a lot…at least her on screen personality. She's now complaining that she can't get her tits fixed for another six months and that means that she'll have to wait 18 months to have another baby…that's the last thing she needs is another baby. She also complained that the plastic surgery she got in the US sucked and that SHE ACTUALLY HAD TO PAY FOR IT! I guess she never paid for tit jobs in the UK. Peter would be absolutely nothing if it wasn't for her. Her nanny I'm sure is right cos Jordan hasn't really put up much of a fuss.
I think her nose job made her look a lot better. ALSO IF ANYONE HAS READ THE NANNY REPORT PETE LOVES HIMSELF SOME PLASTIC TOO…HE'S JUST AS ADDICTED TO BOTOX AS SHE IS. I wish none of this were true but I really think she'd be much angrier about it if it was a lie, that's why I think it's true. WE DO HAVE JORDAN IN AMERICA IT'S CALLED PARIS HILTON AND KIM KARDASHIAN AND A LITTLE BIT OF PAMELA ANDERSON TOO.
mmm hmm reducing the breasts from an H cup to a G cup was drastic. What about her plan to auction off her old implants and donate a paltry 10% to charity, Perez?
I dont care.
I freakin love her, and i think that she is absolutely gorgeous. But in todays society no one is really good looking bc everyone is ugly to someone and no one can win..
I hope she keeps her head up..
She looks better than she has looked in YEARS! If she has any further surgery, it should be a brain implant!
he girl is desparet for attention . you wont reach victoria beckhams level duuh. get over yourself and no one gives a shot about you. if it wudnt be 4 vic. and ur fued no1 wud even kno who u r !!
Katie Andre is ridiculous. She just had a fourth surgery in L.A., why isn't she happy? Now she wants to do number 5? This is how Michael Jackson destroyed his face and skin. She has 3 children (How is li'l Harvey doing?) and a hot husband in Peter Andre. Time to put down the scalpel and get on with life. I would've thought that Donda West's nightmare would be a wakeup call to the plastic surgery addicts, but I guess I was wrong. She needs to focus on her family now.
This woman is a retard. I swear I do not know why anyone gives a hoot about her. She looked awful before, she looks awful now.
Why the HELL have her on the front cover yet again? All the interviews are the same. OK made a big mistake, if they would have had Cheryl as the main thing so many more copies would of been sold. That scandal is WAY more interesting than jordan's plastic surgery, yet she shares a tiny corner with nadine ! x
Well if she is going back under the knife…hopefully she'll die this time round, and do us brits a fucking favour!! god the woman is a walking vagina…and i bet a std riddled one at that!…jordan /katie/whatever your fucking called…why do you not just fuck off and die…pretty please..oh and by the way…. slice slowly.. fucktard x
Re: jordan is a skank –
you are a psychopath! Calm down. Please. Thanks.
it was the only surgery of hers that went wrong, and that she was unhappy with. the doctor who did it was AMERICAN. yeah, i said it.
Re: kITTY LUSH – yeah, they get paid about £10,000 per story, its very tempting if you've ever worked for a celeb or known one. she probably just wanted to get at katie for firing her. she was a crud child-minder anyway, all of hers turn out to be money-hungry skanks who end up pining for fame. thats what this one is doing. you can tell you lot arent british - you havent got a clue about this. the best you can come up with is perez.
Katie Price is a great mom and she is one of the most beautiful british celebrities that i've seen. How about you guys get a life and stop judging people that you DONT KNOW!
Who the hell knows exactly what is true in the press and whats not? There'll always be stories about celebrities sold to the press by some shit desperate to get there hands on some free moolah. Some will be true and some won't. End of.
She's still a minging, chavette slag. Check out past bitch-fest feuds with another publicity whore named Jodie Marsh if there are any doubts.