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Kook and Crook at the Diesel fashion show in NYC on Tuesday night.

Creepy McCreepy, Simon Monjak, is looking at his wife, Brittany Murphy, and thinking _______.
[Photo via Getty Images.]

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Kook and Crook at the Diesel fashion show in NYC on Tuesday night.

Creepy McCreepy, Simon Monjak, is looking at his wife, Brittany Murphy, and thinking _______.
[Photo via Getty Images.]
LOLZ FIRST.
we r such losers, do we deserve to be here?? i think not. brit was cool till she met him.
"You're my meal ticket!"
Perez sucks cocks
you fat whore////////
——-"what a crazy beeyatch"
Britney, your getting too old. I need a girl in her teens…
I
gross
lolololove
I'm so happy I switched your brain meds with caffein pills.
shoulda married britney spears
who cares?
i own you. obey me
I'm going to get you my pretty and your little dog too
……I'm going to drink your blood.
He's thinking
Bitch, move and I'll kill you
OMG what does she SEE in him? He's nasty!!!
first?
lets frock
…Ya know, I took out a big life insurance policy on you… And, I'm taking out another.
$$$$
1) he wants his hat back
2) good thing britney spears is in the news … everytime he hears about "britney being drugged by svengali-manager" his heart skips a beat.
If i can kill her and get away with it, i would. Then all of her money would be mine.
let's fuck!!!!
first! gross brit
Should I tell her that I am actually gay?
he´s thinking "I´m going to kill you"
I hope they make a Clueless 2
He's thinking why can't idiots like perez just accept that we are in love with each other. Looks dont matter fat perez!
shit! what did i marry into?
"How much longer can I drug her and keep her my prisoner?"
does anyone else think she looks like a migget the way she is sitting?
and OMG he is so fucking GROSS!!! i cant believe she married him.. GROSS SICK DISGUSTING EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
i wish your leather hat could be made into buttless chap for me.
Who is Brittany Murphy… all I saw was Brittany so I clicked!!! LMAO who is she!!!!
Im old and crusty… Ew why would she marry him?? He must have money
"i wanna be on you….."
How much does she want now? Did she marry me for my money? or some gross dirty thoughts I'll leave up to him.
PEREZ POST ABOUT ABOUT 6TH FEB '58 DISASTER IN MUNICH, TODAY IS THE 50TH ANIVERSARY.
i's gonna rapes u
now gimme some monies
how da hell did i get you.
your brother tasted good when i ate him last night….
I vant to suck your blood,After my flower we will become invicible and IMORTALLL!!!!!!ha ha ha ha!!(CREEPY LAUGH)
man…….howd I do this??
Look at my creepy, little, alien-looking, no-talent, has-been wife and my giant receding hairline….I'm a nobody….we're so perfect together!
i vant to sock yoor blooooooddd!!!!
"You make me vomit"
What he's thinking… "Meal ticket!" What we're thinking… "Who are these people again?"
They look like they could be related
She goes from Ashton to that thing…its time to Upgrade Upgrade Upgrade!
I can kill you in your sleep.
… actually….
it looks like he's half afraid and half excited that she's gonna tell Perez how much he likes it when she straps it on and goes long. how much ya wanna bet he's wearing her panties in that picture?
"Ok, on three let's jump and never look back!"
CHA-CHING $$, CHA-CHING $$
Dude, you totally farted
mmmm beef, its whats for dinner
she married him so he can get his green card. he was close to getting deport it a few months back.
Jenna Jameson has an ugly face. She is absolutely nothing without those big ole fake realistic looking saggy tits.
I hope this photo ends up on PerezHilton.com…
Bitch i'll Rape you
" I have just the spot to bury your tiny little emaciated body once Im done spending all your money"
Brittney is so stylish. Bet she got that t-shirt at americanapparelforless.com
Why are we Together "whut was I Thinking" this guy lokks like my dad
"why are people so fixated on appearances"
Ok first off who the hell wears a GIANT Louis Vuitton scarf to another designers fashion show? That guy looks like a child molester.
He's thinking of the famous Groucho Marx line: "I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would actually have me as a member." So, he's taking a hard look at Brittany and thinking "If she actually wants ME…what does that say about HER…"
backdoor bangers baby! I love it like that
you gonna get raped
baby i gonna tear that poopy up!!!! deep and hard just the wayperez likes it!!!
She's OLD!! She's lucky ANYONE is paying attention to her!
Does she know about the money I've been siphoning from her account?
That color of lipstick looks so much better on me than on her.
He's thinking "i'll beat your azz later. be prepared to be in your cage for at least a week this time"
"I SHOULD START CRUSHING HER PILLS TO GET HER INTO THE INSTITUTION"
"wait are you my daugther?. . . .no no no. . .thats right, i remember now, your my WIFE!!!. . . .memory is the first thing to go!"
I wonder if you fit in my trunk.
"good thing britney spears is in the news … everytime he hears about "britney being drugged by svengali-manager" his heart skips a beat."
That made me laugh out loud!!
Are you a size 12? I'm going to make a dress out of your skin!!!!
This is boring let's go get some sushi!
Did you just drop one?
"I want to skin you and wear you like a dress."
maybe they are happy together. I have seen way uglier couples and creepier guys in my own circle of friends! We should let them be.
How did I ever get a piece of ass like THAT?!
that fetching leather cap would cover up my receeding hairline a treat…
he looks like a serial killer. the kind that lives in his moms basement. and mom knows what he did last night.
"I'm uglier than Gene Simmons, why'd she ever marry me?"
I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THIS PIC I WAS AT THE SHOW THATS ME WITH THE WHITE TEE AND BLACK SWEATER BEHIND B. MURPHY
You fucked Eminem…. I know it…
"I wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday party" (courtesy of blades of Glory!!")
Bitch, get a job.
CHA-CHING!!!!!! Wonder how much i can make off this bitch?……..
Re: lisa – wow hes hot?!
*******JACKPOT!********
he is holding her hand to keep her from running away
he went to the Sam Lufti school on how to control young starlets
I think I just sharted.
Is'n her leggs oddly bent in this photo almost how you'd bend a stretch armstrong doll does anyone else think that too
Hey, if there were two astronauts on the moon, and one astronaut killed the other one with a moon-rock or something, would that be fucked up or what?
bitch get me some waffle fries…FO FREE
he's thinking I sure hope Britney's parents don't come and rescue you