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Kook and Crook at the Diesel fashion show in NYC on Tuesday night.

Creepy McCreepy, Simon Monjak, is looking at his wife, Brittany Murphy, and thinking _______.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Feb 6, 2008 at 12:41 pm / Email this »

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Tina says – reply to this

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LOLZ FIRST.
miss says – reply to this

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we r such losers, do we deserve to be here?? i think not. brit was cool till she met him.
Sally says – reply to this

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"You're my meal ticket!"
Ycf says – reply to this

4

Perez sucks cocks
lil says – reply to this

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you fat whore////////
ang says – reply to this

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——-"what a crazy beeyatch"
Jess says – reply to this

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Britney, your getting too old. I need a girl in her teens…
karabear says – reply to this

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I
mr says – reply to this

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gross
senorita says – reply to this

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lolololove
Maura says – reply to this

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I'm so happy I switched your brain meds with caffein pills.
jen says – reply to this

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shoulda married britney spears
name says – reply to this

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who cares?
frac says – reply to this

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i own you. obey me
Sonia says – reply to this

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I'm going to get you my pretty and your little dog too
Jennifer says – reply to this

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……I'm going to drink your blood.
stacey says – reply to this

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He's thinking

Bitch, move and I'll kill you
who says – reply to this

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OMG what does she SEE in him? He's nasty!!!
steph says – reply to this

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first?
nugs says – reply to this

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lets frock
stevie4444 says – reply to this

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…Ya know, I took out a big life insurance policy on you… And, I'm taking out another.
jlc101 says – reply to this

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$$$$
kellie says – reply to this

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1) he wants his hat back

2) good thing britney spears is in the news … everytime he hears about "britney being drugged by svengali-manager" his heart skips a beat.
Sam Lufti says – reply to this

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If i can kill her and get away with it, i would. Then all of her money would be mine.
p says – reply to this

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let's fuck!!!!
chris says – reply to this

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first! gross brit
singlecita says – reply to this

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Should I tell her that I am actually gay?
kell`s says – reply to this

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he´s thinking "I´m going to kill you"
Barbara says – reply to this

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I hope they make a Clueless 2
OH MY says – reply to this

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He's thinking why can't idiots like perez just accept that we are in love with each other. Looks dont matter fat perez!
VVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEKKKKEEE says – reply to this

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shit! what did i marry into?
sparkleguitargrrl says – reply to this

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"How much longer can I drug her and keep her my prisoner?"
starla says – reply to this

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does anyone else think she looks like a migget the way she is sitting?

and OMG he is so fucking GROSS!!! i cant believe she married him.. GROSS SICK DISGUSTING EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
ashley says – reply to this

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i wish your leather hat could be made into buttless chap for me.
Deidra says – reply to this

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Who is Brittany Murphy… all I saw was Brittany so I clicked!!! LMAO who is she!!!!
sara p says – reply to this

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Im old and crusty… Ew why would she marry him?? He must have money
jbone says – reply to this

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"i wanna be on you….."
mariah m. says – reply to this

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How much does she want now? Did she marry me for my money? or some gross dirty thoughts I'll leave up to him.
Lisa says – reply to this

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PEREZ POST ABOUT ABOUT 6TH FEB '58 DISASTER IN MUNICH, TODAY IS THE 50TH ANIVERSARY.
Bit-Bit says – reply to this

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i's gonna rapes u

now gimme some monies
elle says – reply to this

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how da hell did i get you.
fiona says – reply to this

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your brother tasted good when i ate him last night….
TRINA says – reply to this

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I vant to suck your blood,After my flower we will become invicible and IMORTALLL!!!!!!ha ha ha ha!!(CREEPY LAUGH)
bbc says – reply to this

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man…….howd I do this??
Melissa says – reply to this

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Look at my creepy, little, alien-looking, no-talent, has-been wife and my giant receding hairline….I'm a nobody….we're so perfect together!
amanda says – reply to this

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i vant to sock yoor blooooooddd!!!!
Pat says – reply to this

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"You make me vomit"
mjcp says – reply to this

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What he's thinking… "Meal ticket!" What we're thinking… "Who are these people again?"
lol says – reply to this

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They look like they could be related
Cody Alaniz says – reply to this

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She goes from Ashton to that thing…its time to Upgrade Upgrade Upgrade!
Estelle says – reply to this

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I can kill you in your sleep.
kellie says – reply to this

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… actually….

it looks like he's half afraid and half excited that she's gonna tell Perez how much he likes it when she straps it on and goes long. how much ya wanna bet he's wearing her panties in that picture?
Soulbutter says – reply to this

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"Ok, on three let's jump and never look back!"
Poor Kooky Murphy says – reply to this

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CHA-CHING $$, CHA-CHING $$
Pius says – reply to this

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Dude, you totally farted
yessir says – reply to this

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mmmm beef, its whats for dinner
nayah79 says – reply to this

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she married him so he can get his green card. he was close to getting deport it a few months back.
Jenna Jameson is ugly says – reply to this

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Jenna Jameson has an ugly face. She is absolutely nothing without those big ole fake realistic looking saggy tits.
Fugtastic says – reply to this

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I hope this photo ends up on PerezHilton.com…
phatboi says – reply to this

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Bitch i'll Rape you
Danger says – reply to this

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" I have just the spot to bury your tiny little emaciated body once Im done spending all your money"
americanapparelqueen says – reply to this

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Brittney is so stylish. Bet she got that t-shirt at americanapparelforless.com
phatboi says – reply to this

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Why are we Together "whut was I Thinking" this guy lokks like my dad
marie says – reply to this

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"why are people so fixated on appearances"
Melina says – reply to this

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Ok first off who the hell wears a GIANT Louis Vuitton scarf to another designers fashion show? That guy looks like a child molester.
texmex says – reply to this

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He's thinking of the famous Groucho Marx line: "I wouldn't want to be a member of any club that would actually have me as a member." So, he's taking a hard look at Brittany and thinking "If she actually wants ME…what does that say about HER…"
wastedOne says – reply to this

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backdoor bangers baby! I love it like that
Alana says – reply to this

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you gonna get raped
hottie boy says – reply to this

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baby i gonna tear that poopy up!!!! deep and hard just the wayperez likes it!!!
Geigh says – reply to this

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She's OLD!! She's lucky ANYONE is paying attention to her!
alex says – reply to this

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Does she know about the money I've been siphoning from her account?
Poopie says – reply to this

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That color of lipstick looks so much better on me than on her.
DUMB PEOPLE MAKE ME LAUGH says – reply to this

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He's thinking "i'll beat your azz later. be prepared to be in your cage for at least a week this time"
JANE says – reply to this

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"I SHOULD START CRUSHING HER PILLS TO GET HER INTO THE INSTITUTION"
Vickie says – reply to this

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"wait are you my daugther?. . . .no no no. . .thats right, i remember now, your my WIFE!!!. . . .memory is the first thing to go!"
Ralphy says – reply to this

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I wonder if you fit in my trunk.
roxi_horror says – reply to this

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"good thing britney spears is in the news … everytime he hears about "britney being drugged by svengali-manager" his heart skips a beat."

That made me laugh out loud!!
merrycherry says – reply to this

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Are you a size 12? I'm going to make a dress out of your skin!!!!
Richelle says – reply to this

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This is boring let's go get some sushi!
jemima says – reply to this

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Did you just drop one?
joe says – reply to this

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"I want to skin you and wear you like a dress."
J says – reply to this

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maybe they are happy together. I have seen way uglier couples and creepier guys in my own circle of friends! We should let them be.
Heather says – reply to this

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How did I ever get a piece of ass like THAT?!
ellen says – reply to this

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that fetching leather cap would cover up my receeding hairline a treat…
jessiejames says – reply to this

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he looks like a serial killer. the kind that lives in his moms basement. and mom knows what he did last night.
Andy Rod-(big)-dick says – reply to this

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"I'm uglier than Gene Simmons, why'd she ever marry me?"
Fashion Chick says – reply to this

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I CAN SEE MYSELF IN THIS PIC I WAS AT THE SHOW THATS ME WITH THE WHITE TEE AND BLACK SWEATER BEHIND B. MURPHY
Lily says – reply to this

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You fucked Eminem…. I know it…
Karen Dublin says – reply to this

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"I wanna cut off your skin and wear it to my birthday party" (courtesy of blades of Glory!!")
Traci says – reply to this

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Bitch, get a job.
LeeLeeLee says – reply to this

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CHA-CHING!!!!!! Wonder how much i can make off this bitch?……..
asdc says – reply to this

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Re: lisa – wow hes hot?!
Nocturnia says – reply to this

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*******JACKPOT!********
smorf says – reply to this

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he is holding her hand to keep her from running away
smaff says – reply to this

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he went to the Sam Lufti school on how to control young starlets
CM says – reply to this

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I think I just sharted.
TRINA says – reply to this

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Is'n her leggs oddly bent in this photo almost how you'd bend a stretch armstrong doll does anyone else think that too
Jack says – reply to this

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Hey, if there were two astronauts on the moon, and one astronaut killed the other one with a moon-rock or something, would that be fucked up or what?
ti says – reply to this

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bitch get me some waffle fries…FO FREE
sam says – reply to this

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he's thinking I sure hope Britney's parents don't come and rescue you

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