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If You Are Easily Offended…

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The ghost of Knots Landing alum Joan Van Ark made a frightful appearance at the AARP Magazine: Movies for Grown Ups Awards. (The AARP, the old people organization).

Really, what happened to her face?????

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521 comments to “If You Are Easily Offended…”

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  1. yikes says – reply to this


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    blah

  2. Rcika says – reply to this


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    1st!

  3. ladyrae says – reply to this


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    Yikes!

  4. kc21 says – reply to this


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    That almost scared me out of my seat. WOW

  5. megaroo says – reply to this


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    scary!

  6. Nikki says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!

  7. Turvy says – reply to this


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    eww

  8. josh says – reply to this


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    you can def see a line between her hair and her face. gross.

  9. Ashley says – reply to this


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    FIRST BITCHEZ!

    Wtf… that's scary.

  10. PatD says – reply to this


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    first

  11. cgeees says – reply to this


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    Nasty

  12. amc says – reply to this


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    ew.

  13. who? says – reply to this


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    1st, who is that

  14. Kiki says – reply to this


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    FIRST
    EWWWWWWW

  15. KellyO says – reply to this


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    Heidi Montag in 20 years. Ha. You should warn her Perez.

  16. Mateo says – reply to this


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    NOT 1st (maybe). Dear GOD!!!!!!

  17. Drew says – reply to this


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    First!

  18. mle says – reply to this


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    holy crap! First?

  19. kim says – reply to this


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    yikes!!!first!

  20. christinA says – reply to this


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    why are people so afraid to grow old?

  21. lu says – reply to this


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    ewww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  22. antnee says – reply to this


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    Wow how SAD!!!!! Not that she was ever really attractive but OMG! She looks like she's wearing a hideous mask of herself. With REALLY bad eyelashes! Ughhhh Poor Joan.

  23. oh oh oh says – reply to this


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    wild cat!

  24. akdfj says – reply to this


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    that is really scary.

  25. first says – reply to this


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    first

  26. whitney says – reply to this


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    Ugh. What makes her think that her mascara is working to her benefit right now??

  27. molly says – reply to this


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    ewwww

  28. molly says – reply to this


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    ewwww

  29. carrie says – reply to this


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    YYYYUUUUCCCKKK!

  30. Barbara says – reply to this


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    OMG!!!

  31. sarah says – reply to this


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    1st

  32. Jenna says – reply to this


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    EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

  33. Katie says – reply to this


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    Gravity happened

  34. It's A Fact! says – reply to this


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    If you wrote "first," you are one taco short of a combination platter.

  35. mandyberg says – reply to this


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    OMG! That is so fucking gross!

  36. whoever says – reply to this


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    she looks like Lauri Waring from the housewives of orange county. SCARY!

  37. Eleni says – reply to this


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    First!

  38. Big Kiai says – reply to this


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    This doesn't look as bad as the last picture.

  39. Eww says – reply to this


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    Eww…microderm abrasion…sun burned??? ewww

  40. molly says – reply to this


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    ewwwww

  41. Anonymous says – reply to this


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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww did anybody see her on nip/tuck last night?

  42. jenn says – reply to this


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    first

  43. lauras says – reply to this


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    1st..wait, what?

  44. dxc says – reply to this


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    just watch the mean comments flow!

  45. Jenny says – reply to this


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    ECK!!!!!!!!! i don't think she can blink anymore!

  46. blaze says – reply to this


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    who is she trying to kid?

  47. tamika says – reply to this


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    guurrrrrllllll

  48. Amy says – reply to this


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    What's WRONG with that woman????

  49. toni says – reply to this


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    so scary

  50. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    OMG

  51. cess. says – reply to this


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    wow. thats attractive.

  52. M says – reply to this


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    YIKES!

  53. michelle says – reply to this


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    oh my god! hahahha

  54. marebear says – reply to this


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    first!

  55. Me says – reply to this


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    Did you see her on nip tuck last night??? Hopefully it's left over make up from the show!!!

  56. Emily says – reply to this


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    sad.

  57. Tara says – reply to this


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    ahhhhh

    that's gonna haunt me in my sleep tonight

  58. joe says – reply to this


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    1st fugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  59. mickeyc says – reply to this


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    first bitchessssss

  60. megan says – reply to this


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    first!

  61. nic says – reply to this


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    thats rank like

  62. April says – reply to this


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    first? gross

  63. samantha says – reply to this


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    SCURRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  64. mel says – reply to this


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    first

  65. R says – reply to this


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    I think she was on the past 2 episodes of Nip Tuck…

  66. dee says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  67. Corie says – reply to this


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    First?

  68. jg says – reply to this


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    firsT!

  69. daniella says – reply to this


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    wowzers

  70. woow. says – reply to this


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    wow, thats one damn butt ugly plastic surgery mishap…
    poor thing…

  71. karma says – reply to this


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    First and holy hell does she look bad

  72. BABYJAYDEN says – reply to this


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    WOW :(

  73. ally says – reply to this


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    She looks like a burn victim. Honey, it's time to put down the concealer and eyeliner and call a makeup artist. Clearly no one has taught you the correct way to apply makeup!

  74. briit says – reply to this


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    first!

  75. maple says – reply to this


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    Omg! Terrifying. Cheek implants? They always make people look so weird.

  76. Fil says – reply to this


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    First

  77. lilly says – reply to this


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    first?

  78. Clarissa says – reply to this


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  79. Kaimosae says – reply to this


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    that's all kinds of fucked up. her lips look like she was burned by fire or sum shit

  80. SEAN says – reply to this


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    AAAH! OH MY GOD!

  81. Miss D-Licious says – reply to this


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    Photoshop is what happened. This is an old picture anyway I've seen it before while ago on here I believe…

  82. Brian says – reply to this


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    first

  83. njfresh says – reply to this


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    her ps used clorox insread of botox

  84. Blue says – reply to this


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    Is this what Pam Anderson will look like in 10-15 years.

  85. Allie says – reply to this


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    first!!! And wow

  86. Sunny Romero says – reply to this


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    Did anyone see her sex seen on Nip Tuck lastnight? Even scarier!!!!!!!!!

  87. houskat says – reply to this


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    Your can be so cold Perez…… :)

  88. Laura says – reply to this


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    first!!
    looks like botox gone horribly wrong! scary

  89. SARAH says – reply to this


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    I know what happened:
    too much plastic surgery and fake tanning
    OUCH fugg

  90. amanda says – reply to this


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    1st

  91. Bubba Gump says – reply to this


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    Hateful, Perez.

  92. Alex says – reply to this


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    Aw, that's too bad.

  93. yo girl says – reply to this


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    ahhhh halloween came early

  94. jenn says – reply to this


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    yikes!

  95. Megan.love says – reply to this


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    ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
    1st ?
    C:

  96. wtf says – reply to this


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    Omfg….

  97. KaK says – reply to this


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    She was on Nip Tuck last night and looked liked plastic surgery gone wrong! REALLY WRONG!!!! So scary!

  98. Sharon says – reply to this


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    I feel sorry for her. Surely someone close to her would say something about her awful make-up???

  99. jess says – reply to this


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    Ew

  100. Deborah says – reply to this


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    YIKES! And Donna Mills still looks fabulous…what is up with this?

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