Woman Of The Year, Bitches
Filed under: Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton was just awarded the Harvard Lampoon's Woman of the Year award Wednesday on the steps of the "Lampoon Castle" in Cambridge, MA.
After arriving an hour late, typically, Paris received her large, oversized trophy from the staff of Harvard's humor magazine.
One of the Lampoon's members, Hayes Davenport, said "The sporadically given honor is much like the Harvard Hasty Pudding award, but better than or equal to Woman of the Year. The choice was pretty easy when you think of who's had the most profound effect on our lives."
Paris accepted her award and jokingly told the crowd, "Thank you all for coming. An international icon meets countless people every day."
We think she was joking.
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Britney In The Arms Of The Enemy Again
Not Quite Baby Time
1ST
hopefully was joking
probably not first but! FIRST
first bitches!
thats sad
Ivy league and dumb whore in the same sentence?!?!?!?!?!
first?
first
Is anyone else disturbed by the weird angle that makes her look at least 300 lbs in this picture?
hi amanda!
FOLLOWED BY " ID LIKE TO THANK ALL OF MY FANS" WHAT A MORON
GOD she's so hot to me. Paris is the only woman i aspire to sleep with after my fame of screenwriting in '09 (Perez you can then say that you heard from me on your infamous blog) — its pretty depressing knowing Paris isn't a lesbian but its obvious she's bi so i'll take her either way. sheesh - i'd suck a fart out her ass. =)
wow.. i wonder how many people are writing a comment right now. Odds are that 93% of those will contain the word "first"
what is this world coming to??!
who the hell cares! it's paris. perez it is time to ditch her. she's boring beyond believe.
that makes sense.
The whole thing was a joke, right?
2nd
Woman of the year for what…..SUCKING DICK!
first
the way paris is standing makes her look…fat.
i still love her!
worthless useless talentless whore
her trophy looks plastic
Yay to take this DIRECTLY from People.com word for word, who actually reported on it a few hours ago without linking/credit. You are a loser.
Did some sort of fight happen between Paris and Perez that I'm unaware of? His comments / postings about her have been downright chilly lately… someone fill me in if I missed something!
4th??
YAY GO PARIS!
She does know they were mocking her, right?
i really hope she was joking. I think God forgot to give her a brain.
She looks like a veal…
inside and out
NOT A JOKE AND NOT FUNNY. PARIS DOES'NT SEEM TO GET IT THAT SHE'S ALWAYS BEING MADE FUN OF. THIS WAS FOR THEIR OWN PUBLICITY.
OMG HOW DID PARIS GET SO FAT…… UBER HIPS!
Ya know whats so funny about you stupied people that say first? It's when you 5th or 10th…get a life!! you really think people care if your first???? IDIOTS!!!
Oh,oKAY,PeePee,thats just about enuf of the ,Paris Hilton,promtional gig.
Pleeese,you are big enuf now so take your nose out of her ass already !!!
Jeeeepers creeepers
I WAS THERE TODAY!!!!!!!!
she looked absolutely gorgeous!
PARIS, i love you!!!!
That dumb bitch was serious….
hair=gorgeous
coat=gorgeous
dress=gorgeous
face=gorgeous
she is so incredibly stunning. I don't care what anyone says she will be around forever. she has the ability to adapt her image no matter where she is.
Paris at Harvard? Loves it! She knows it's a joke, so she is making a joke. She can roll with anything.
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*yawn* can't wait until she disappears. paris, who?? -she won't be missed-
She really needs to see a doctor about her posture.
She looks fatter that J.Lo with the twins in that pic
I like Paris, she's a typical blondee women! She will be forever young, she's like a pretty girlie. Greets from Hungary!
I'm sure the fucking fool thinks she just won the Stanley Cup! Now she has a new ice bucket for her tacky canned champaigne! SKANKTASTIC!
She looks pregnant.
She looks horrible. Kind of like Pam Anderson.
Perez, have you seen her new movie The Hottie and The Nottie? If so, what did you think?
I thought people at Harvard were smart, even when they're joking…
EW! she looks HUGE!
[re=1464785]Re: Kriss[/r LOL,,Krissy,I agree with you she meant it!
For real..and people fall for her game,,,wtf??
why in the fuck was she awarded women of the year ?
what the fuck does she do thats so amazing ?
nothing.
fuck, i hate her.
the last thing this idiot needs is to be awarded for anything
i was there ! i have better pictures! and i have videos. let me know if you want them perez !
"Thank you all for coming. An international icon meets countless people every day." She may be saying this like she's joking, but come on, she totally looks at herself in the mirror and says she is an icon. When really, she's just another diva. I wish Hollywood would have a down to earth celebrity that isn't full of themselves or much of a diva, but a good person. That doesn't exsist in Hollywood, so therefore we continue to see women that have to have blond hair and blue eyes as the icon of perfect women. Bullshit. I'm a brunette and have green eyes, and I'm tired of seeing Blond as the best thing for a female to have. What about Anne Hathaway who's curvy and sweet, or Amy Adams, who has a wonderful grin and strawberry blond hair instead of died bombshell blond? Why can't our fashion icon's be better women over 110 pounds? Give me an actress and I'll tell you how much she weights, because the thinner the more shity guys like her. I hate what Paris Hilton stands for, so fuck you Paris!! You're an icon to yourself and dumb blondes who assume they're better than others.
Paris's partying is starting to catch up with her… her face shows it. Can't wait to see her in 5 years! Or 10!
Lampoon
Function: transitive verb
Date: circa 1657
: to make the subject of a lampoon : ridicule
NUFF SAID…
1lam·poon
Pronunciation: \lam-ˈpün\
Function: noun
Etymology: French lampon
Date: 1645
: satire 1; specifically : a harsh satire usually directed against an individual
Doesn't she and alot of you realize that the Havard Lampoon gives the award as a JOKE? I don't think that she does, I saw her airport interview. She needs smarter people working for her. OR, she is willing to take ANY award? I think the she has ignored Perez a few times. It kind of looks like a real relationship-Perez is slowly breaking up with her and hitting her with small jabs when he can. (he doesn't want to be closed totally out of her world, yet.) With this idolizing, it kind of looks like you are straight perez.
She and Nick can do a Two Sisters and a Trophy Cup video!
thats sort of scary…paris hilton woman of the year?!?!?
Congrats Paris. Yay me!! Said that without gagging
BTW, this year, Charlize Theron and Christopher Walken will be given the Hasty Pudding honors. Congrats to them too 
That is disgusting. First of all, she's not technically a woman. She's a beast. Second, she deserves nothing but criticism and ridicule! Third…WHO CARES ABOUT PARIS?
Saw her getting out of an Escalade when I was driving down Quincy Street (bounds Harvard Yard). She looked really average, except for the hair I wouldn't have "recognized" her. She's thin, not as tall as she seems in photos. At this point, must've been after the "award" she was wearing a coat and pants — not really elegant ones or anything.
I compare this to when I saw Natalie Portman, also around Harvard Square from my car. In that case, I noticed her because I thought "wow, that woman is really beautiful." She was walking. THEN I realized "hey, that's Natalie Portman."
Paris wasn't like that. Not the face to stop you in the street at all. It was the police lights, the Escalade and then, when I looked over, the bright blond Muppet hair (apologies to Miss Piggy).
Paris wasn't fug, but she wasn't particularly attractive. Also, her tan and her fake hair, if she hadn't been recognizable as "Paris" would have just caused me to think "Townie type."
Just posting this b/c I love it when others post sightings.
This is just my two cents.
what a fucking whore! She is an embarrasment to all that are part of the Ivy institutions….
im so pissed omg i was gonna go but it was pooring here in boston so i figured the princess paris would call it quits..guess not. wow all i wanted was an autograph hahah
ugly bitch needs to stay home!! she's poor now anyways!! lindsey lohan has more money then her now!! ha,ha tell her friend fat Brandon whatever his name is…?….LOSER!!
i was there. i was really close too. she signed her album cover for me and i have many pictures. YES she did know it was for a joke because she was making jokes herself onstage about it. like being sarcastic and etc.
she was really kind to the fan. she was signing autographs for literally an hour straight. LITERALLY!
she also made a joke saying "we all have best friends!… my best friend is here with me. it's Nicole Richie and shes right there!" everyone began to look around and started screaming and then she said "……..jsut kidding. shes in LA taking care of her baby."
shes really nice.
i gave her my CD to sign and she signed it and placed it somewhere.
so i was like "PARIS WHERE'S MY CD!?" and she was like "ohhh the cd? here" and i was like "love you paris!" and she was like "LOVE YOU!"
ahhhhh
Harvard and the world's biggest skank…..what an odd combination!
she looks older everyday ….her face her hands…get off the booze lady!
i think Martha Stewart would be proud of your look!
i was there and saw the whole thing
she accepted the award and made a few jokes
after i waited by the exit for her to come out
i asked her for a picture and she was really nice and took one with me
i was one of the only like three people who got one with her
all i have to say is she is a really sweet woman. and she looks so much different in person than she does in photos. she is much prettier. she looks more average, like a normal person.
How much money did she give them? She was late. I'm not surprised.
being this is a HUMOR publication, perhaps the award to Paris was in fact humor as well…?? it's definitely laughable.
Re: Alex – are you dumb or something? of course paris hilton would act all nice and stuff! havent u seen her on simple life? wen she shouts at some random fan, it just brings herself down/
I was there, too, and she was really sweet to everyone and gave out a lot of autographs. And I agree with Alex — she looked even prettier in person!
SHE LOOKS LIKE MARTHA STEWARDT…SERIOUSLY…LOOK AT HER FACE!
CONGRATULATIONS PARIS, HOW MANY DICKS DID YOU HAVE TO SUCK AND HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU HAVE TO SWALLOW TO GET IT?
Re: julian from philly –
The ivy league as the name implies — is an athletic league. Not some institutions you ignorant whore.
ok, like there wasn't any other woman more deserving to win this award?!! i guess i'll go spend some time in jail, do nothing i claim i'm going to do to help other countries and get an award to suck dick, snort coke and party. great, this is what america and womanhood have become. no wonder men never take us seriously, we've got paris mother fucking hilton as our representative.
ok, like there wasn't any other woman more deserving to win this award?!! i guess i'll go spend some time in jail, do nothing i claim i'm going to do to help other countries and get an award to suck dick, snort coke and party. great, this is what america and womanhood have become. no wonder men never take us seriously, we've got paris mother fucking hilton as our representative.
I THINK WHAT THEY REALLY MEANT WAS "WHORE OF THE YEAR".
she proeble got 1st place
we got a call by her bodyguard tonite apparently she was shitfaced all day and non stop smoking pot..
Re: Liz – I am so glad that you noticed that too..
I'm sorry but the more and more that I look at this girl she looks like Martha Stewart. She should have played the nottie.
YEEEEY ! AMAZING !!!!!
SHE`S A STUNNING BLONDE BOMBSHELL
gorgeouss hottie:D
OMFG what a travesty!!!
They may as well have given it to LiLo if they're going to stoop THAT low! Quit breathing our precious oxygen Paris!
perfect for skoal spittle! Or she can use it to spit all the jizz she swallows each night after getting used up and laughed at. In the light she looks like grandma.
Yeah, Paris was here in Massachusetts, YAY! Too bad I couldn't get off work and see if I could've met her, that woulda been "hot"!
LAMPOON man! Had she known what this means i doubt she'd be proud of the "award".
TO CLAIM HER PRIZE,THEY FILLED THE CUP FULL OF SPERM AND SHE HAD TO GUZZLE IT DOWN…..YUMMY
Beautiful She Is…
Barf! Why even cover this crap!
Lame college kids. Educaton doesn't make them better.
*sigh* Harvard has finally lost their intelligence.
100th
Yeah, you saw it here first, Paris Hilton is CLEARLY at least 6 months pregnant. Fuck JLo! It's time to pimp out P-Ho's babies!
Also.. she looks like she's been accelerated into the future, the 70 year old Paris has had a hell of a lot of work done!
С хуя ли ей,этот самовар подарили ?!?
Кстати вещь двусмысленная - лампа,а в ней шляпа…
Looks like a samovar
martha stewart much??