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If I bought a Paris Hilton doll, I ___________.

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 4:53 pm / Email this »

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Arm Pitt says – reply to this

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Shove it up my ASS!!!
len says – reply to this

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I'd get my head examined.
Li says – reply to this

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woudl take to the beauty salon. By the way, the doll's missing the trade mark tanorexic orange glow and the fake blond locks….
beke says – reply to this

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Put it in "Dolly" Jail…bad dolly bad!
Laurolicious says – reply to this

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Put panties on it.
Molly Mole says – reply to this

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realize that the doll has a loose….
mark in nyc says – reply to this

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think it is smarter then the real thing
ferzana says – reply to this

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let it burn in the firy pits of hell
then live life as if i cared about that fake bitch
*patricia* says – reply to this

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selll it on ebay for $2.50
Lovin' Perez says – reply to this

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The doll doesn't even look like Paris.
Frankie says – reply to this

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Take it to the doctor and get it a Valtrex prescription.
Melanie says – reply to this

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shoot myself for wasting money on this wench
oooh pickles says – reply to this

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figure the people in white coats are coming my way very soon!
Some Dude says – reply to this

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I'd check to see how accurate it is by looking for the sores.
Dexy says – reply to this

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must be a big fan.
Shirley! says – reply to this

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….require a lobotomy, ECT and later, bludgeoned to death with it.
Morgan says – reply to this

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firsttt!!!!
and i would definitly burn it at the stake! she is a witch with a "b" after all. jkjk i love paris, at least she isn't as messed as Brit Brit!
pooperj says – reply to this

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would be sooooo happy
me! says – reply to this

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would have sex with the ken doll. cause i'd be a SLUT.
Pattycake says – reply to this

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would kill myself!
babymamma says – reply to this

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would need mental help
briebabe says – reply to this

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shove it down paris hiltons throat so she chokes to death on her own damn fuckin doll.
just to be sure we're clear, it's not jealousy, not even envy.
it is shear hatred for someone whom i do not know.
Casey says – reply to this

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dumb!
Star says – reply to this

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would ask for a refund
Starfire says – reply to this

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be wasting money that could have been donated to a worthy cause
yea says – reply to this

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looks nothin like her
Roxxi says – reply to this

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OMG! IT'S SO UGLY.. .. .. ^-^ LOL
Tasha says – reply to this

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Give it to my dog as a chew toy
Nicole Ritchie says – reply to this

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Hey! I want my own doll. Why does she get her own doll? Wait…I got a doll….her name is Harlow!
Lola says – reply to this

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would be a whore.
brooke says – reply to this

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would be so deeply disappointed in myself for even thinking about wasting money on such a thing that id hurl myself off of a cliff.
yuma says – reply to this

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Contract a VD!!!
Sugar Honeybiscuits says – reply to this

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Why does the doll not look like her? Isn't that the point?
DH says – reply to this

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What the hell, that doll doesn't even look like her!!! It has long red hair!! (well that's what it looks like to me anyways…)

And if you bought it you would probably burn in hell, or get diagnosed with some sort of STD!
MelindaWarren says – reply to this

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I CAN'T WAIT to read her obit!!!!
This Guy says – reply to this

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Re: KLAN_4_LIFE –

10 bucks says you're probably some skinny 15 year old that gets bullied a lot.
JLB says – reply to this

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…don't know why her hair is red.
Natasha says – reply to this

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Want it to actually look like the stupid Bitch!!!
awesome_o says – reply to this

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would be the happiest man alive
Britney Lover says – reply to this

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cut off that ghetto acrylic weeve and buy her some nice indian hair.
ChiTown says – reply to this

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I'm going to show it to all my other friends on the short bus
babymamma says – reply to this

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Re: Frankie – HAHHAHHAHA
Sarah_DS says – reply to this

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wow! they could be twins! they are both orange and plastic!!!
Dan-o says – reply to this

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Dip it in alcohol and set it on fire
sdfgdgdfg says – reply to this

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Would burn it
Anders says – reply to this

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would give the doll the same treatment I gave to my own Barbies when I was a kid - I'd cut her hair really short and paint her crack brown with my mom's make-up!
moni says – reply to this

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would hang it from a noose.
Jessica says – reply to this

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would perform voodoo on it.
steff says – reply to this

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lol
ashley k says – reply to this

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she looks really pretty and non-skanky in that photo of her. i absolutely love it when she doesn't have extensions in and her hair is short.
jovi says – reply to this

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Hey perez, why did Paris ditch you as a friend? Probably because you are a fat loser! She used you to promote all her shit the last two years and then stopped talking to you. Brutal! You're a loser! Get a life!
Kitty says – reply to this

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…shoot myself.
Morgan says – reply to this

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Re: This Guy – you are SOO right!
*deejay* says – reply to this

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go to rehab.
Mikey says – reply to this

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Id get it to give me a benny.
#1 Beeetch says – reply to this

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I AM A STUPID WHORE.
twist its head off says – reply to this

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gimme a break
Woohoo says – reply to this

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i never knew you could get herpes in a box
dolly says – reply to this

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set it up in flames
fitty says – reply to this

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would fuck it
Lindsay Lohan says – reply to this

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would carry it with me instead of Ariva
Oh, and I'd give it a blond weave, fake orange tan, and LEGGINGS!!!!
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I WUV MY PARIS DOLLY!!!!
ya momma says – reply to this

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Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – youre retarded-perez fire him!!
xffgcgh says – reply to this

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it doesnt even look like her!
Alley says – reply to this

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I will do serious voodoo with it so she can fuck herself without knowing so she can go crazy and attend rehab like the other bitches!
Torchwood says – reply to this

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Shave its head and then set it on fire
the diva!!! says – reply to this

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i dipped it into a pile of shit and im going to mail it to her after.. that tired ass bitch!!!!!!!!
billy says – reply to this

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i would relentlessly be made of by my friends.
Erin says – reply to this

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that thing looks nothing like paris
krazihottkelli/bitchygrl says – reply to this

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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I would buy a

zexy barbie too and

let them have zex..coz

zhez a lezbian now….
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
vote 4/hillary…luv PARIZ……and PEREZ…AND HILL AND BILL…..
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Britney says – reply to this

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Open her legs and stuff things in the front and back often…just like the real Paris.
Sadie says – reply to this

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… Would wash my hands more frequently.
Elena says – reply to this

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Feed it to the squirrels.
jessica says – reply to this

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klan for life
keep your inappropriate comments to yourself. you would feel different if someone was saying that about a deceased member of your family. i am praying that god will forgive you for being such a scumbag horrible piece of shit.
cwdogg says – reply to this

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would suck big cock.
MiMi says – reply to this

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Buy the VD Clinic to complete the set.
KC P says – reply to this

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arm pitt I was going to shove it in my ass - lol

ps why does the doll have brownish red hair??? and where's the wonky eye?
me says – reply to this

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I probably don't know what else to spend my money on..
Flanders says – reply to this

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BURN IT!!! WHO IS SHE THAT SHE DESERVES A DOLL TO BE MADE AFTER HER. SHE'S NO PRINCESS LEA….
pearl necklace giver says – reply to this

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would check it's TUNA for spots
RJB says – reply to this

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Shave her head and call her Britney…
Yo Momma says – reply to this

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Re: Heath Ledgers Baby Daughter – Yeah? I hate COW_ARDS!
Noomi says – reply to this

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would think….this looks nothing like Paris HIlton
bicth says – reply to this

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Re: KLAN_4_LIFE –

YOU ARE A BITCH YOU WHORE
Paris Hilton says – reply to this

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hey perez, I'll send you one as present!
rachelfrearf says – reply to this

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Would use it as fire wood
FRED says – reply to this

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I'd shoot my juice on it and film it
melissa says – reply to this

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I would never, ever buy that piece of plastic shit. Or her doll.
Abby says – reply to this

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Re: This Guy –
Ahahahaha! Exactly what I was thinking. Don't forget the trench coat, though! Leaving that comment was the highlight of his year. Fucking pathetic loser.
lindsay says – reply to this

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…it doesn't even look like her.

i don't get it.
toni says – reply to this

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make it kiss skipper!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAH!
Tiffany says – reply to this

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would bleach its hair a little more. it looks like a red head.
oooooooookay says – reply to this

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It doesn't even look like her!!!
Shouldn't it have a little phone glued to it's ear???
Blech! says – reply to this

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… would probably burn it.
ME says – reply to this

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wait….that doll is supposed to be her? looks NOTHING like her!
dude says – reply to this

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leave it covered in semen
alioh says – reply to this

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make sure that someone hadn't swapped the paris doll for that"Fergie Looking" one like in that box in the picture.
Is that really supposed to look like Paris.

NOT!!
Noomi says – reply to this

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Re: KLAN_4_LIFE – there is no need for this disgusting comment - idiot. you should be banned from commenting
Janice says – reply to this

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will kill myself
FUCKING GENIUS!!! says – reply to this

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make it into a voodoo doll and curse her ass!
that pic is *SO* photo shoped!!!! possibly more than scene kids hah!
GOSSIPINMD says – reply to this

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I would…..put pins in her eyes and chop all her hair off…I wonder if the doll has gigantic feet and a night vision camcorder LOL