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"Britney Spears calls in an exorcist to help beat demons"

Ha! Leave it to the British tabs! CLICK HERE to read the ridonculous article accompanying this headline.

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Britney Spears calls in an exorcist to help beat demons

Desperate times call for desperate measures, but Britney Spears calling in an exorcist seems a bit much.

The singer, 26, is calling in a holy man to help her beat those inner demons.

Mirroring movie The Exorcist, Lynne's mum hopes a spiritual cleansing will set her girl on the straight and narrow.

We're told: "Lynne spoke to a priest who has agreed to help.
"But she doesn't expect Britney to projectile vomit - or her head to swivel round!"

Thank the Lord…

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95 comments to “Headline Of The Week Weak”

  1. MiMi says – reply to this


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    YAY im 1st!!!!!!!!!!

  2. first! says – reply to this


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    first

  3. Mai says – reply to this


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    first

  4. miss says – reply to this


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    THATS RIDICULOUS

  5. Marc says – reply to this


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    first!@

  6. jordan says – reply to this


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    yummmmmy, she is so cool.

  7. noella says – reply to this


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    I love the word ridonculous

  8. erin420 says – reply to this


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    silly brits

  9. rene says – reply to this


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    hey. whatever helps.

  10. Deee says – reply to this


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    Lets stop talking about her and maybe she will go away!!

  11. Whorena says – reply to this


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    They should be beating her period!!!!!

  12. Firstttt says – reply to this


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    first bitches!!

  13. nikki says – reply to this


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    poor girl

  14. Malika says – reply to this


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    I feel so bad. i love britney but she's seriously gone through some drama in her past.

  15. Brianne says – reply to this


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    First!
    Britney is crazy

  16. Barbara says – reply to this


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    WTF?

  17. sja says – reply to this


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    1st crazy

  18. OSAMA BIN FIRED says – reply to this


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    HAHAHHA IT ALL MAKES SENSE….SHE SOLD HER SOUL!!!!

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  19. Deb says – reply to this


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    I'm soooooooooooo over this…
    I'm thinking more and more that this is just a massive publicity stunt. Lifetime television anyone?

  20. Liz says – reply to this


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    Oh brother, leave this poor girl alone!

  21. Aubrey says – reply to this


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    Wow, now THAT'S an intervention. Hope it works…?

  22. Lisa says – reply to this


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    I don't understand this girl!!!!!

    STAY IN THE HOSPITAL where the crazies belong!

  23. perrezer says – reply to this


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    wow…

  24. AJ says – reply to this


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    THat is so dumb! SHe needs meds not a priest!

  25. bipolar kid says – reply to this


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    I am being treated with the same meds as Britney, so I think I have an idea of how the world must feel. Psychosis is why she thought her mother was cheating with her boyfriend, and would lead her to be miserable to a lot of people. Bipolar disorder is not fun, and I think it's made worse by the people who think you are doing this all on purpose.

  26. Jesus says – reply to this


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    I pray every night that she dies of an overdose. We don't need this fuck up in this world. Her children will be better off with a "mother" that is dead, than a "mother" that is alive and couldn't care less about them. Please Britney, OD!

  27. Mona says – reply to this


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    media is the demon here

  28. Words from Momma Wise says – reply to this


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    Come and have some nice lemonade on my porch with me and we will talk!
    (No spiking -promised)

  29. romulo says – reply to this


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    hahaha… that's the way she should do it.

  30. df says – reply to this


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    That's fucking cool. They should try it and film it… The tabs would pay millions.

  31. christine says – reply to this


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    myspace(dot)com(slash)everyday_is420

  32. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    Whatever works! Maybe an exorcist could help convince me that Hanna Montana doesn't need to die afterall! Tee hee

  33. Bill says – reply to this


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    She just needs my DICK to suck on!!!!

  34. Journailism 101 says – reply to this


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    Which paper reported this Perez?! As a pseudo-journalist you need to cite your SOURCES

  35. Jan says – reply to this


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    Adnan is trying to get her pregnant and keep her alive long enough to have his baby. He wants to be financially set for life like KFed and Larry Birkhead.

  36. dee says – reply to this


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    well, you used it as a tease on your blog…so what does that make you? oh, we already know you're a heartless prick, but you just keep giving us no hope you'll change!

  37. MSC says – reply to this


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    I know you are getting like 9 million hits a day on the website and that really is amazing! However, I think it may be time for a moratorium on the whole Britney thing. Instead of 9 million maybe you will get 6.5 or 7 million hits. You do a phenomenal job of bringing us all of the wild details, but is anyone else just completely sick of hearing about this nut job?

  38. Mandingo says – reply to this


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    She needs a big black boner to fuck the demons out of her. I'll ass fuck her till the cows come home, leave, and then come home again. Us black men know how to straighten out you dumbass white whores.

  39. lefty says – reply to this


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    I think a priest was the only thing missing from The Tragedie of Britney Spears….

  40. mark says – reply to this


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    Britney has jumped the shark.

    Does anyone really care anymore?

  41. lianne says – reply to this


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    your mother sucks cock in hell!

  42. blah says – reply to this


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    Sounds like something Perez himself would print you are just as stupid. fabricated shit.

  43. miss1985 says – reply to this


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    Re: Jesus – Why don't you go and OD yourself. The woman is sick and needs help. If you don't have anything nice to say don't say it.

  44. HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BS BS says – reply to this


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    Nigga PLEASE!!! All you dumb ass Britney Sympathizers need to STFU & stick a dick in your mouth!!!!! Sam is only a small part of Britney's problems. BRITNEY is her own problem - she is a self centered, spoiled, nasty, drug addicted BITCH who could give two shits & a flying fuck LESS about those two kids she popped out. God forbid you actually have to DO something with babies once they exit your UTERUS!! They are not cabbage patch dolls, to be put away in the back of the closet until YOU WANT TO PLAY WITH THEM AGAIN. She's a fucking FRUIT LOOP who has never grown up, these are the antics of a 15/16 year old girl - jealous, pouting, get even type of bullshit. K-Fed latched on to this money train, and it didn't take too much effort. All he had to do was bang her dumb ass the night they met, and after a marathon three day sex session they are in loooooove. DISGUSTING!! This girl will never get her shit back together. Her finest years are in the DUST way behind her. Now, forward to Sam - he's a big fucking nobody on this pathetic scene - like a drop in the bucket of the insanity she has created out of her charmed life. WHAT MILLIONS OF PEOPLE WOULDN'T GIVE TO HAVE HER LEVEL OF FAME, BEAUTY, MONEY, ETC.!!!!! WHat a lucky BITCH and she throws it all away!!!!!! PATHETIC!!!!!!

  45. Queen Tantrum says – reply to this


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    Jeez Louise, she knows how to make things worse….all she needs is Jesus. Not some voodoo chile.

  46. codyLegend says – reply to this


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    My baby just needs some tlc from me and I will make her all better

  47. Hella says – reply to this


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    You're so fucking mean Mario!

  48. Shanna Regel says – reply to this


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    I am totally shocked that nobody has mentioned the snazzy new 2 seater Brit is driving around in. Where are her kids suppose to sit. I know she has money to buy or already has better suited vehicles but I was wondering if she thought about the message a 2 seater sends about her missing her "babies" so much. Wait a minute, Brit think? DUH

  49. forup420 says – reply to this


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    IT'S TIME FOR THIS GIRL TO GROW THE HELL UP, AND STOP BLAMING EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING ELSE FOR ACTING LIKE A 6 YEAR! ENOUGH OF THIS GIRL NOW IT'S TIME TO MOVE THE HELL ON . THIS DING BAT BACK IN THE HOSPITAL. SHE DON'T CARE ABOUT HER TWO BOYS AT ALL IT'S ABOUT HER AND ONLY HER . THEY SAY SHE IS 26 MORE LIKE A 6 YEAR OLD PLAYING DRESS-UP AND SHE CAN'T EVEN DRESS HALF WAY NICE. IT'S SICK, MAYBE SHE NEEDS TO EAT 30 LAXATIVES INSTEAD OF 10 A DAY. SHIT HERSELF CLEAN. SHE DON'T HAVE NO RESPECT AND YES NO MATTER WHAT SHE SHOULD SHOW THE PEOPLE THAT BROUGHT HER IN THE WORLD SOME RESPECT NO MATTER WHATS HAPPEN IN THE PAST , THE KEY WORD IS " IN THE PAST". GROW UP LITTLE BRIT!

  50. Dr. Shill McGraw, Yes I'm being sued again. says – reply to this


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    Lynn is as fucked up as Britney. What kind of a mother hopes a spiritual cleansing will help? Lynne should tell Britney, check into a hospital and stay there, because I'm going home. I have to live my own life.
    Oh wait, that means Lynne's gravy train comes to an end. She couldn't deal with that. The whole family needs to die.
    The Spears family is a cluster-fuck. May they burn in hell.

  51. thatsgross says – reply to this


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    Re: Mandingo – I think you are probably UGLY becuz if you werent, you wouldnt be on here saying stupid shit like that! You would have a woman to"fuck"at home right now. Wouldnt you say?

  52. KRISTI says – reply to this


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    It is appalling that Adnan took her to see the vulture attorney Adam S.

    Her parents brought sanity back to this situation and Adnan and Britney bring the caios and stupidity retard back to the situation.

  53. 4Q2 HARLEY GIRL says – reply to this


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    RUN BRITNEY, GET TO YOUR LAWYER'S OFFICE. GET TO THE COURTS!!
    YOUR MONEY IS BEING HELD FROM YOU.
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    HOW COME YOU DIDN'T MOVE THIS FAST WHEN IT CAME TO YOU 2 KIDS?
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    DRAMA QUEEN, LOSER.

  54. queenofking says – reply to this


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    Re: Shanna Regel – Do you think it's possible that she owns more than just ONE car?

  55. # 14 says – reply to this


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    Re: Malika

    ALL HER DRAMA IS SELF INFLICTED.
    LET HER FALL…………………..
    IGNORE HER.

  56. 4Q2 HARLEY GIRL says – reply to this


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    Re: Deb

    no shit, well said !

  57. BOSTON says – reply to this


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    Give her to me for a month, I'd straighten out her loser ass in a week.
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    Enough with the drama Britney, your nothing but a headache.
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    Your not fooling anyone!!!

  58. mitt is out says – reply to this


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    mitt dropped out !

    o.k.
    so
    the excorcist was a good movie,

    brits face already looks like it is under the influence of the
    poltergeist ……….

    and i think she already vomited on most of her clothing …………
    what with all the
    dirty stains ……….

  59. MaRqUiToS says – reply to this


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    CRAAZY!! NOW IT'S TIME TO SING HER SONG "CRAZY" ONE MORE TIME AGAIN, HAHA, NOW IT'S HAPPENING, SHE'S DRIVING CRAZY, BRITNEY THINKIN' OF PAPS KEEPS HER UP ALL NIGHT; (EVEN 3 NIGHTS), HEHE.

  60. Jacob Bluejay - Under The Umbrella Tree says – reply to this


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    Always good to see a post-NUTHOUSE patient texting and driving at the same freakin' time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Geesh…!!!! This crazy whore's gonna kill someone.

  61. arielys says – reply to this


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    Uhh expelling demons by means of demons? Doesnt seem to work!

  62. jaypee says – reply to this


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    i live in england, and the stories they run about Britney in particular are ridiculous. Right now they're claiming that the reason why she was let out of hospital is because her father 'begged' the staff to let her out!

  63. crazy christians says – reply to this


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    her family are a bunch a new born christians so that would make sense

  64. chicago girl says – reply to this


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    wow this usually happens to people when they get off major drugs

    how do i know?

    my brother-in-law is the same way!!

    he always tells me that the demons area always talking to him???

    when they come off drugs or alcochol they have nothing else to turn to

    poor girl! =[

  65. MJ says – reply to this


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    Exorcist? damn,she should've thought of that a long time ago! please britney,can u just please come back? we miss u!

  66. Brad B says – reply to this


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    Again. She needs to leave Hollywood once and for all. She's done and there is no point in her being there. Its time to move on!

  67. oi vey says – reply to this


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    This whole situation brings to light the challenge of dealing with mentally ill “adults”.

    I don’t know what the answer is, but we as a society need to know that this situation (without the cameras and the money) must be happening to many other families.

    So I understand “the threat to oneself and others”, but isn’t there another threshold? What about helping people get better?

    I know this is a loaded conversation - I have no idea how this all would be determined. But with the number of homeless people I see, I imagine that they are mentally ill, choosing - in their ill state - not to take care of themselves.

    My heart goes out to her family, hopefully they are seeking help as well. I cannot imagine how painful it is to see your own child in such publicized self-destruction.

    Much peace, grace and wisdom.

  68. debbie waterford ct says – reply to this


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    yes she is worth 40million yet i wouldn't want to exchange my life for hers. She most certainly has Bi-polar, all the negitive influences in her life are not helping her. Let her see her two son's, hold them and hug them deeply she does love them, her disabilty provokes her from doing things she is not aware of. Britany I pray to God for your healing, that you can learn to trust again. Brook shields is worthy she can help you. I feel for you and continue to pray deeply you get better. Love in Christ Debbie waterford ct

  69. Big Jay says – reply to this


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    non compos mentis - non compos mentis - non compos mentis - non compos mentis

  70. heather says – reply to this


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    YOU DON'T HAVE 'DEMONS' HONEY, IT'S CALLED WITHDRAWAL…GET OFF THE PILLS, GET OUT OF LA, AND GROW THE HELL UP!

  71. BabyBlueEyes says – reply to this


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    i guess you guys don't know very much about the "spiritual" world we live in huh?? there is more to this life than what you see… it is sad to see such idiots with closed minds.

  72. Jim says – reply to this


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    OOAK Britney Spears Oscar on ebay

  73. SteveO says – reply to this


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    CUNT!!!!!!!!!

    Who has time for this CUNT!
    Wasted space!!!!

    Get some real news

    NEXT!!!!!!!

  74. RaYcheL says – reply to this


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    Britney is obviously very ill. I think if she wants to call the help of a religous leader, it's another step in the right direction. Studies have shown that people who have any type of religious belief can actually beat illnesses sooner and more frequently than people who don't believe. I don't honestly think she's calling the priest for an excorsism, but maybe just some counselling.

  75. FatGuinness says – reply to this


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    This kid just gets crazier and crazier…..I love it!!

  76. nette says – reply to this


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    i feel so bad for her …. if her life wasnt under a fuckin microscope maybe she would be better …. if we lost our kids no one would care but she did and everyone wants to judge her… maybe its better for the kids they are with their dad because they are not stalked as much … she cant even drive down the street without someone jumping in front of her … either she is gonna end up hitting someone or getting in a back car crash due to the fuckin paparazzi….. that is why she is outta control they wont let her do anything anymore … they control her life… they watch her every step no wonder she come out at 2am and stays driving around she is trapped in her own hell because it legal for them to stalk her and rob her obviously

  77. Emm says – reply to this


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    I have been saying since the beginning that Britney needs some sort of spiritual cleansing. It aboslutely appears that there are demonic influences around her. I think the exorcism is a great idea. I met a priest once that did exorcisms in Western Canada, and the stories he accounted were amazing. You guys should do some research on exorcisms, I think you would be very surprised.

  78. Londoner says – reply to this


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    Trust the british.

  79. ENOUGHALREADY!!! says – reply to this


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    Ok…ENOUGH ALREADY….NO MORE of Britney!! Good Lord people…MOVE ON!!!!!!!

  80. sandra says – reply to this


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    what a jokee !! hahahaha she needs doctors good ones no exorcists

  81. lupe says – reply to this


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    ABOUT DAMN TIME!!!

  82. Mark says – reply to this


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    FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!

  83. cuppie says – reply to this


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    Sweet GENTLE JESUS!!!!! When ever does the insanity end….. well, I guess that's is the premise behind the exorcism. If we are lucky well get to see the video of that too.

  84. Kitten says – reply to this


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    Listen they keep given her such a hard time and don't even take the time to look at the fact that the digusting pair they call her mother and father are the only ones out for not her health but the wealth. A judge should rule that all her money stays somewhere in a bank only allowed to be opened by Brit when the doctors and judges can deem her fit. No one is considering that all these people that are surrounding her and only out for one thing destroying her heart, ind and health in order for a judge to hand over her millions and then dump her in the trash.

  85. reenie says – reply to this


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    An exorcist to "beat the demons??" Heeelllooo, the "demon" goes by the name of Sam Lufti! No projectile vomiting needed!!

  86. Kat says – reply to this


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    Wow, i don't know whose post to respond to first, there are so many bashing her here, even after it being confirmed she's suffering a Mental Illness believed to be bi polar (of which you don't chose no matter what happens to you in your life or what choices you make) as someone who suffers from a mental illness myself, boy i am glad i'm not a part of your families if you actually think she choses to do act this way, if she doens't chose to feel like this, she can't really chose how to be either, all your time would be better off reading about this terrible illness and how hard it is to treat, rather than bashing her here and saying such discusting things, you better pray you don't get it yourself, that would be the best way really to shut you up wouldn't it?, this girl needs help not your hatred, i feel sorry for anyone who calls themselves your friends.

  87. Kat says – reply to this


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    Re: Kitten – her parents can't use her money for themselves, what they have been given is the right to make decisions on her part and probably pay her bills and just oversea and stop her from spending the money unnecessarily, if she wanted the money for something she would have to have their permission first, i'm sure they can't spend it for themselves, that's why there's a neutral party, another lawyer, involved in this. I'm sure she will have some freedom just not the way she wants it, i don't blame them either, bi polar can make you throw your money on stupid things, she could end up with nothing if they didn't do this, this is the best thing for her believe me. Don't believe this stupid excorcist stuff, this is a disorder of the brain, not a possession.

  88. Nikki says – reply to this


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    Re: Jesus – Maybe you should OD! Anybody that is so fucked up as to wish someone dead should be shot!! She has a serious mental problem. I guarantee there are more people in this world going through the same shit and acting worse then she is! She just gets it worse because of the media! Poor thing needs to be left alone. She is never going to get better with people like you saying shit like that! Everyone needs to get a ficken life and leave her alone!

  89. Nikki says – reply to this


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    Re: Jesus – Maybe you should OD! Anybody that is so fucked up as to wish someone dead should be shot!! She has a serious mental problem. I guarantee there are more people in this world going through the same shit and acting worse then she is! She just gets it worse because of the media! Poor thing needs to be left alone. She is never going to get better with people like you saying shit like that! Everyone needs to get a fucken life and leave her alone!

  90. meli says – reply to this


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    omg!!! britney has gone to the extreme she doesnt need no exerosist there nothing possesing her. its so obviouse she tring to get attension. wow thats crazy

  91. Use HOly Oil says – reply to this


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    I witnessed an exorcism before and its intense. It was not me but someone at my Church. Through the power of Jesus Christ the lady was much better once the demons were released.

  92. LaLaman says – reply to this


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    I am all for it

  93. WanBoop! says – reply to this


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    She needs help, but I don't think she needs THIS kind of help. Maybe they should bring her to the Tibetan mountains to the Dalai Lama… Maybe he can help. I mean, she might need another form of help.
    (By the way, Britney, DON'T TEXT WHEN YOU DRIVE!!!)

  94. Megan♥ says – reply to this


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    hahahahaha omg thats hilarious! k she clearly knows she needs help so why doesnt she get some? like real help

  95. Yakotzu says – reply to this


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    Britney no se si creeras en eso, pero no pierdes nada con intentarlo cierto? jeje, Saludos desde VENEZUELA