Two Things

Filed under: Madonna

1) Is that an armpit stain????

2) Thank you! Lola's unibrow has been tamed a bit. THIS is what she looked like before.

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: Feb 7, 2008 at 12:15 am / Email this »

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patrick says – reply to this

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first
1 hit of me iz like 10 hitz of E says – reply to this

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Lmaooo … Hahahaha Damn that's some funny shit .. she's a pretty lil qirl .. she's qonna be killin them when she qets older .. she just needs a wax Asap
patrick says – reply to this

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Botox those pits!
Vicky says – reply to this

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Ew armpit stain
Vito says – reply to this

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WOW
u make tooo much fun of her daughter
maybe she goes and like waxes it now…
showbiz says – reply to this

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she's pretty.
Dani says – reply to this

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I'm glad to see she got her moustache done away with as well
yady says – reply to this

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mmmmmmmm
laxshmi says – reply to this

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not really tamed. i think its the lighting
KEVIN says – reply to this

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FIRST!

PEREZ, DON'T FUCK WITH MADONNA, YOU PIG!
jessica k says – reply to this

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u could just tell lol will be a beautiful girl in a few years she's at that awkward stage right now but still very pretty…madonna looks GREAT!!!!!
Courtney says – reply to this

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FINALLY!!!!
Wait am I first????
woowho
Androu o says – reply to this

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EW haha
Loves Lola says – reply to this

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Lola is beautiful, even with thick eyebrows!
Stacy says – reply to this

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Ew….pit stain……….and Lola's unibrow didnt tame it just isnt such a close-up.
kristin says – reply to this

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leave lola alone. she's just her kid.
kelly says – reply to this

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eeeewwwwwwwwwww
sure says – reply to this

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Oh like you don't sweat! And leave the kid alone you nasty, creepy little man.
KALA says – reply to this

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jeremy clarkson is so hot

i want to suck him
Melenese says – reply to this

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2 additional things…

More Tweezing
Antiperspirant
K. says – reply to this

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MADONNA AND LOLA LOOK AMAZING.

LONG LIVE THE QUEEN!!
Jenna says – reply to this

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She's just a kid perez! Isn't her mom being a hoe horrible enough?!!
zeynoo says – reply to this

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thank god she cleaned up her eyebrows…"it" was so weird before, plus, u should always have two
Sonali says – reply to this

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Kids should be free to be hairy like a mofo. its too fucking early for someone to feel the need to "tame" their face. bah.
yooy says – reply to this

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sooo first!
cg says – reply to this

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everybody sweats and at some point when she is older the unibrow will be gone
m says – reply to this

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FIRST!!

EW - pitters…. that's just too much for me to think about.
lala says – reply to this

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madge looks fab!
Zack says – reply to this

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OMG….Madonna looks FLAWLESS!!!
ali says – reply to this

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ive been on a red carpet before for a broadway show my brother was in… you get sweaty. stress stinks and arid does not work
lala says – reply to this

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madge looks fab!
DRACO MALFOY says – reply to this

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Finally she plucked that catepillar

Most likely not first…
april says – reply to this

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bullshit..it's still there perez..look closer..ugh..I don't care if she is a kid..I'd be yankin' that shit right off..yuck!
cslater says – reply to this

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she looks fabulous!
joey g says – reply to this

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hahaha
i_thought_her_name_was_lourdes says – reply to this

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Pretty mom and daughter ! I wish them well.
asdf says – reply to this

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that's hot.
caitlin says – reply to this

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The eyebrows look the same to me… Its just not as close of a shot.
whammer says – reply to this

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ok..seriously why do you lame people say first
it's so stupid

i have to say that little girl is going to be smoking hot when she gets older
trust me this is not the last we have seen of her
and madonna should botox the pits too

MADONNA LOOKS FABULOUS..WHAT THE HELL DID SHE DO TO HERSELF?
Chris says – reply to this

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First! Is that the mom from the Brady Bunch!
Christina says – reply to this

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Her daughter is beautiful!
eew says – reply to this

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EVERYONE IN THE WORLD SWEATS BUT I STILL FIND THAT SICK..
I HATE IT WHEN I SEE ME WITH A PIT STAIN
(For the record: That's once in a blue moon lol)
madonna says – reply to this

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armpit stain or not, still hot
CanadaChick_xX says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
her brows are very wild in that pic , i agree with you Perez
me says – reply to this

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Is her stache gone too??
C says – reply to this

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FIRST!
CC says – reply to this

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She might as well get her armpits botoxed just like her face.
The Source says – reply to this

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Dont Be mean!!!!
ChexMix says – reply to this

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Poor girl.. otherwise, very pretty
Faith says – reply to this

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Madge likes the smell
Laura says – reply to this

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Isn't her name Lourdes, NOT Lola?
Mony Mony says – reply to this

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Lourdes is going to be one beautiful girl when she's older. Good genes!
Gertiness says – reply to this

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Madonna looks like Florence Henderson (the mom from "The Brady Bunch"). What's that about?!
jane says – reply to this

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no way thats the queen and the english princess!!!!
xanda says – reply to this

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Did Madonna receive cheecks implant? something's different. Botox perhaps?
Zephyr says – reply to this

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Lola has her mother's eyebrows circa 1987 around the "Who's That Girl" phase….
S says – reply to this

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's mean but fun so ok!
bae says – reply to this

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if i were that hot.. id probably be sweating too
S says – reply to this

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UNIBROWS RUULE! Lola is awesome with or without one. Why are we critiquing about a grade school kids face? wtf?

And also: Fuck people that revere this myth of hairless, odourless, sanatized female bodies. Kids shouldn't have to think twice about waxing their faces to please people that get uncomfortable with that shit.
bandit says – reply to this

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OMG! Madonna's not perfect. Don't tell people.
stacie says – reply to this

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She looks just like madonna except with brown hair.
HAIRY WOMEN says – reply to this

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hahhahah UNIBROW!.
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MEMBER THE PICS OF A PLANET OF THE APES LOOKING MADONA? SHE WAS ONE HAIRY BITCH BEFORE SHE BECAME FAMOUS… THE NUDES LOOKED LIKE SHE HAD THE JACKSON FIVE IN A LEG LOCK!
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MY SPACE DOT COM / WICKEDLESTER1263
chrysalis says – reply to this

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looks like they got her 'stache too. poor hirsute kiddo.
ew says – reply to this

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LOLA's teeth are NASTY.
Jess says – reply to this

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I just threw up a little while looking at the before picture. Seriously, I don't care how mean it is, I would drag my kid to the waxer and have it taken care of. The stache too.
sheesh says – reply to this

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I don't see much of a difference, it's just not a close-up this time. I'm sorry, but her brows still look awful. Very unkempt. I can also see some shadows on the corners of her upper lips.

Now is actually a very good time to either get some electrolyses work done (Madonna can easily afford that) or begin having regular waxings.

Seriously, she's moving into the TEEN years!! How awkward is that? Take better care of your daughter!
Mona Lisa says – reply to this

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damn that is one HAIRY kid!!!
jan says – reply to this

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lourdes is beautiful!
Kate says – reply to this

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Poor Lola! It will be all good, waxing, and lasers can work wonders. She is a beautiful girl.
chrysalis says – reply to this

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Re: Laura – yes, it's Lourdes, but her nickname is Lola.
Monica says – reply to this

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WOW! Madonna looks gorgeous. Stunning. Lourdes is going to be a knockout. I think its tight that Madonna doesn't make her tweeze. She will in her own time.

This is going to be Madonna's year. Only someone as big as her can get all those celebrities together. Biggest Female star in the world! There will never be another one bigger. To think I hated her 4 years ago! I was just a stupid teen then. She is the QUEEN fo sho!
Megs says – reply to this

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Lovely, and I see she also got her stache removed. She looks like she'll turn out okay though, as long as she keeps up the hair removal.
Leah says – reply to this

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I find it weird nobody notices that her name isn't Lola??
It's Lourdes.
amanda says – reply to this

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they look EXACTLY alike!!
she had some work done on her face says – reply to this

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She looks good.
Joe says – reply to this

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What an ugly child.
lazzers says – reply to this

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She really is a cute little girl… Pretty sure her unibrow hasn't improved at all, though - in this new photo it's just harder to see. The older one is much more of a close up. Patrick: are you 12? First! First!!
dodo says – reply to this

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She's just a kid!!!!! that's just low man
Carrie says – reply to this

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EWWWWWW GROSS… WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

IT'S FUCKIN ALIVE!
VIN says – reply to this

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its sweat patch .. u dumb cunt !!!!!!
you are so mean perez! says – reply to this

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I thought her name was Lourdes? Perez, just because you were teased when you were little doesn't mean that you can take it out on a poor little girl! I hope she doesn't read this because your mean comments can really impact her self esteem. BTW…thanks for being nicer about Britney…at least you are wishing her well instead of calling her names. Don't forget…what goes around, comes around…Karma Baby!
jt says – reply to this

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Both look so AMAZING! Madonna is at her best! BEAUTIFUL! Lordes is a gorgeous girl, she'll groom when appropriate.
liz says – reply to this

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happens to the best of us? haha idk but she looks amazing for 50!
Carrie says – reply to this

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I'm talking about the eye brow catipillars you fucking douche.

Die.
littlestich says – reply to this

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Lola is going to be STUNNING - she's really a beautiful little girl. Girls her age tend to take comments like that seriously and up end up with self-esteem issues. I guess picking on a child is your way of making up for your own "short-comings".
kt says – reply to this

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lola looks sooooo much like her mom! and those bushy brows are genetic! they're italian!!
krike is madge a poser says – reply to this

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the old bag with veins poppin out and a goofy grin er madonna needs to WAX her hairy daughter - lola looks like she's an ape child.
Juditha says – reply to this

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Why the mustache?
tanya says – reply to this

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I read somewhere that she sweats A LOT. And she doesn't allow air conditioning at her appearances/ in her limo's because it's bad for her throat.
BOSTON says – reply to this

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Perez,
She's a little girl. She's beautiful just the way she is.
She'll have plenty of time to pamper when she's older.
I think they both look great.
vinny says – reply to this

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how can u make fun of a 13 yo girl, thats what bullys do,your vile perez you horrible fat mother fucking hamster i hate bullys an your not even a child ,your an adult thats what makes it even sicker,grow up an leave the girl alone u sad fucking CUNT?
megs says – reply to this

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beautiful picture of both of them. brows are a bit much ,but we're all so used to overwaxed brows these days….
clovenhoof says – reply to this

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yes, madonna is an armpit stain.
HEY says – reply to this

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HEY LEAVE LOLA ALONE!!
SHE'S A KID! KIDS CANT DO SHIZZZ ABOUT THEIR EYEBROW[S]
michelle says – reply to this

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too bad for her theres no" B.O.-tox"
dee says – reply to this

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Damn - I thought that was Florence Henderson for a minute. Madge is old, meaning I'm old. *sigh*
damn perez says – reply to this

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damn perez she is just alittle kid and that was prolly just a shadow…give them a break
Madonna is a fuckin cunt! says – reply to this

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Some "Queen". Put on some fucking deoderant you nasty ass bitch!
C716 says – reply to this

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716th !!!
Secondly: Both Mom & Kiddo are lovely ladies.
Trifectaly: Mom sweats…. Dad Sweats.. kids sweat.. and so what?
Quarterly: People focusing on how a child looks …… This is where the venerable phrase "Get a Life" serves us well.
FUCK says – reply to this

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OMG!! Madonna is the hottest! she's so beautiful; I want to rape her!