The Becks Effect

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David Beckham's scrumptious ads have made sales soar for Emporio Armani!

According to The Telegraph, reports show London stores receivied an incredible 150% "rise" in sales just in the first day alone after the ads were placed.

Apparently, fans are so in love with the photo, they are flocking to the stores to view the larger ads.

It seems if Becks ever wants to retire from soccer, he'll have a lucrative career as an underwear model.

He makes us rise too, just in a different way!

Posted: Feb 8, 2008 at 4:06 pm / Email this »

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Arm Pitt says – reply to this

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YUMMY YUM YUM!!!
mmmmmmmmmm says – reply to this

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Oh My…..I think I just CAME a little!!!
Ellsa says – reply to this

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He has always been gorgeous.
Finger Lickin Good says – reply to this

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I do him…….Not without a condom though!!!
lyz says – reply to this

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second!
brainchild says – reply to this

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What a package!!
Dejanee Renee says – reply to this

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i wanna get a picture with like the billboard size picture….thats a beautiful photograph
SAM-n-ella says – reply to this

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he can't be all that if he's married to that dimwit whatzerface with the fake tits.
nicoleee.m says – reply to this

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sexyyy
(L)
Hot damn says – reply to this

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He should divorce his monster of a wife.
Lana says – reply to this

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He looks like he has a big dick, he couldn't possibly be jewish.
Sharon says – reply to this

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unique gifts!
www.cafepress.com/sharonleann
CrystalHasAnOpinion says – reply to this

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I'd buy his underwear. =) HAHA
Maria says – reply to this

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Hes so hott!!!!
vain says – reply to this

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men prob think if they buy that underwear……..that they will look that big too….tsk tsk
juicy panties says – reply to this

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Way Too Hot For Posh!!!
God…..I love to run my hands from top to bottom and back again!!!
nicola says – reply to this

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mmm mmm good
Leen says – reply to this

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He's my future husband!
saraz says – reply to this

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Dayum–now if only he could change his voice
americanapparelqueen says – reply to this

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He shouldl be buying his undies from american apparel for less.com
theboss says – reply to this

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totally stuffed his crotch. nothing wrong with it though, lots of them do it. if it helps sell undies then sweet. but i really doubt that is all him.
James F says – reply to this

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Fuck me…as long as i have a face he's got a seat!
*W* says – reply to this

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HOT!

WWW.ELEVENBYVENUS.COM
1st Bitches Inc says – reply to this

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Unfortunately this — from Anorak — is too true: "Perez Hilton — the voice of the new media. Hollywood’s most sycophantic website…"
*W* says – reply to this

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HOT

www.elevenbyvenus.com
allie says – reply to this

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um, seriously, i'd love to suck IT.
Aha! says – reply to this

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So that's where my lost pair of socks went: into his unders.
cricket says – reply to this

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Perez– I love you but PLEEEEZE leave out the comments about your bodily reaction to becks pics… it ruins the vision… we see becks in undies- hot! we then get a visual of ure "rise" and YUCK!
Mike says – reply to this

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David Beckham is AMAZINGLY SEXY!!!!!! I do him (twice)
rising as we speak..lol

I
steph says – reply to this

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where can you buy this ad in poster size? me and my vibrator REALLY need one
yummy says – reply to this

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what a package!! that is crazy
HOTBODY says – reply to this

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Why are English men so freakin' hot!? I swear, I love my bf and would not cheat on him, but if I ever had the opportunity to be with Becks, that would be a hard choice. He's so hot!!!!!!!!
Shannonlynn says – reply to this

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I could spend hours staring at his package!
NONCyBOY (Day-Um, How Long 'til BRIT BRIT hits the STREETS?) says – reply to this

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That's some TRACTOR PIPE!
CRL UHH says – reply to this

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i'd break up with my boyfriend just for the PICTURE
starla says – reply to this

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omg. yum yum yummmmmmmmmmmmmm

i just want to eat him all up.

Posh is so lucky.
r says – reply to this

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Victoria is lucky.
Nicki says – reply to this

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Wow…….speechless. What a stud. Nice bulge.
Nicki says – reply to this

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Wow…….speechless. What a stud. Nice bulge.
rumproast says – reply to this

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Sad thing is, he probably hasn't had that beauty tickled in some time. She had best take care!
Arta says – reply to this

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"It seems if Becks ever wants to retire from soccer, he'll have a lucrative career as an underwear model."

He already has a lucrative career as an underwear model, remember that ad that you just posted of him as an underwear model???
Dar says – reply to this

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There is no way that is real it is so obvious that he stuffs it
girly says – reply to this

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if i had one, it'd be rising!
Greg says – reply to this

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This photo is airbrushed, and whatever that is in his underwear is stuffing.
David Beckham in reality is not as good looking as he used to be. In fact he is not aging very well, and the excess tattoos on his body makes him look rough. He has also lost weight and has lost his physical attractiveness.
Compare pictures about 3 to 5 years to noe,you will no the real difference.
YouAmericans all overate his looks unlike the Brits
dutchboy23 says – reply to this

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He already fucked me twice, and he isnt that cute, do

And his dick is nasty with all that xtra f0reskin hahaha

Perez, u suck dick for $2,-
kenlie says – reply to this

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um, Perez please do not talk about getting an erection. That is revolting. Thanks.
Bianca says – reply to this

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damn he go a long d**k
wow id fuk his ass up
shiit his so fiine
lisa says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU'RE SOOO GAY LMFAO ITS SICKENIN

THANKS BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BONER? FAGGG
lisa says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU'RE SOOO GAY LMFAO ITS SICKENIN

THANKS BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BONER? FAGGG
lisa says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU'RE SOOO GAY LMFAO ITS SICKENIN

THANKS BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BONER? FAGGG
lisa says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU'RE SOOO GAY LMFAO ITS SICKENIN

THANKS BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BONER? FAGGG
lisa says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU'RE SOOO GAY LMFAO ITS SICKENIN

THANKS BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BONER? FAGGG
lisa says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU'RE SOOO GAY LMFAO ITS SICKENIN

THANKS BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BONER? FAGGG
lisa says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU'RE SOOO GAY LMFAO ITS SICKENIN

THANKS BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BONER? FAGGG
lisa says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU'RE SOOO GAY LMFAO ITS SICKENIN

THANKS BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BONER? FAGGG
lisa says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU'RE SOOO GAY LMFAO ITS SICKENIN

THANKS BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BONER? FAGGG
lisa says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU'RE SOOO GAY LMFAO ITS SICKENIN

THANKS BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BONER? FAGGG
lisa says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU'RE SOOO GAY LMFAO ITS SICKENIN

THANKS BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BONER? FAGGG
lisa says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU'RE SOOO GAY LMFAO ITS SICKENIN

THANKS BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BONER? FAGGG
lisa says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU'RE SOOO GAY LMFAO ITS SICKENIN

THANKS BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BONER? FAGGG
lisa says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU'RE SOOO GAY LMFAO ITS SICKENIN

THANKS BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BONER? FAGGG
lisa says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU'RE SOOO GAY LMFAO ITS SICKENIN

THANKS BUT NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR BONER? FAGGG
sexybeatrice says – reply to this

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this guy is old and past his expiration date
pam says – reply to this

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lol Perez
VALERIE says – reply to this

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His balls are the size of a large orange, wow!
dooby says – reply to this

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photoshop and ligthing and how much layors of makeupxxxx
Brit Brat Spice says – reply to this

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Beck gets skid-marks - darling - he wears those for 3 days in a row…Brit Brat
Chips says – reply to this

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No way am I buying that package is his.
Kimberly says – reply to this

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This guy has got to be gay. What normal heterosexual would pose like this for a pic?
shhhhhhhh says – reply to this

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he is so yummy i could eat him….. his dick wow
TINY DICKIE says – reply to this

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If he has a big peter…why did he have to stuff a sock in there??? probably has a teenie weenie!!
deedee says – reply to this

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He makes Tommy Lee look like he is hung like a gerbal.

Definately not look like a twig and berries.

OMG
jam says – reply to this

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dude needs to grow his hair in…I hate that crew cut look! fugly on him!!
model says – reply to this

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Re: Kimberly –
Underwear models do Dumbass!
i dont get it! says – reply to this

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I,ve never understood what all the hoopla is over this overpaid soccerball chaser. He's ordinary looking at best. He's not a knockout like people fuss over him. Just a guy.
Chris says – reply to this

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David Beckham is totally overrated and does absolutely nothing for me. He looks like an overly-tattoed prison escapeee.
No Character says – reply to this

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He'd be like doing a mannequin.
What Balls! says – reply to this

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He's got a lot of balls!
Curtis says – reply to this

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The only thing hotter than that ad is if David had a big stiffie under those briefs! YUM!
shopgirl5050 says – reply to this

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OMG…what does he see in posh….he is to die for………………now that's what you call fu_king fantastic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!more..more…more…
deedee says – reply to this

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What is so great about David Beckham. HE makes Tommy Lee look like he is hung like a gerbel.
Also David Beckham is extremely sexy to women. He has more than his fair share of charisma. His accent, his voice, his likeability. He has it all. The whole package…..and a package to boot. Not to mention abs, butt etc. Plus the fact that he is taken makes him even more attractable to women. He is safe. Sad statement for women but for the most part true.
Londoner says – reply to this

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YUM
cori says – reply to this

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hes got some big balls, idk if his dick looks all that big tho.
jerrica says – reply to this

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that man has the body of a god
(:
boohoohoo says – reply to this

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big balls don't make a big dick
Tosha says – reply to this

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He is the sexiest man alive.
pink dis0rder says – reply to this

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There is no denying that that is pretty hot.
Fuckkk.

I'm buying those for my man. I don't care if it's like $2000 a pair. IT'S WORTH IT.

Then I'm taking pictures.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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I HAVE SOME NEWS. WHEN I'M ROCKING IN THE BED WITH MY HOTTIES I'M NOT LOOKING AT THE LABEL ON HIS UNDERWEAR. BUYING THOSE SHORTS WILL NOT MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE HIM. BEST GET TO THE GYM,HEAR?
dconte says – reply to this

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S T U F F S
Becky says – reply to this

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SO, hot, so yummy……mmmmmm!!!!

Say what you want about Posh but she has got what we all want!
Jay says – reply to this

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You're right !He is perfection!
Seattle Scott says – reply to this

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Perezita, you are hilarious. Makes you "rise". tee-hee
Jenny says – reply to this

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In other news, David's ads has also brought a rise in girls giving their men more blowjobs while they imagine that it is David.
Ross says – reply to this

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The Beckhams are a brand killer - she is a total twat and he's a moderately ok football player - anyone who buys into this dram and shit needs to stop believeing the hype and start investing in their own life….dammit Perez, your celebrity shit-stirs are usually more entertaining…that bitch in E-Business that flicks through Heat magazine has better things to say! And that's saying something because she's a total slag!

x
Jeany says – reply to this

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ew
joey says – reply to this

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What the heck? Does have baby spice stuffed in those undies????
cutie pie says – reply to this

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what a bunch of idiots , any fool can see that the undies are stuffed, but i guess you people like to believe the fake shit instead of real.. so go ahead dream on.. that is so fake till its ridiculous!!!!!
aymami says – reply to this

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Oh stop Pigez! Perfection my ass! IT'S PHOTOSHOP AWARDS TIME…!

I'm surprised you didn't mention that. Do you honestly believe that there were no airbrushing and enhancing done to this picture?
Lucy says – reply to this

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Re: Greg – Greg, the reason we don't see the inadequecies you see, is b/c he wasn't that overexposed in the U.S. as he was in Britain, so for us Americans, he is fresh MEAT. Absolutely fuckable.
heyhoe says – reply to this

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sometimes i pretend my b/f is david when we have sex…don't tell;)