The Mouse Will Say You Suck
Filed under: American Idol > Disney
And Simon Cowell gets richer!
An American Idol themed 'attraction' is coming to Disney's Hollywood Studio in Orlando later this year.
Fortunately (or unfortunately) Simon won't be the one telling you that you're talentless. Disney's hiring some actors/producers to tell you that.
The American Idol model will be followed…there will be an audition process, coaching with some music pros, and you'll get your hair and make up all did.
Channel your inner Sanjaya!
We're guessing that Fox only agreed to let Disney have this because they don't have their own theme park…and Disney paid a crapload of money!
[Image via Mavrix Photo.]
Posted: February 8, 2008 at 4:13 pm
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Aww come on don't do that to Disney world! American Idol will wreck Disney!!!
NO NO NO NO
He's kinda hott in a nasty sort of way!!!
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NOT FIRST!!
well they better get some hot people on that show. they need it.
Hey Simon…..suck on these → (oYo)
I'm sure it will just like the show–it will take some talentless fuckheads and make them think they have a shot at stardom.
Stupid.
you'd think simon could dress up nice for once in his life with HIS bank account! He always looks like a bum.
American Idol is losing popularity..its run its course..this should be the last year…the novelty has worn off already!!!!!!!!! tsk
This is actually very untrue…
i guess…
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Actually, Fox doesn't own American Idol. They just broadcast it. The company that owns AI sold this attraction to Disney.
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Simon Cowell dresses like my next door neighbor..who drives a fifth wheel for a living!
shouldn't american idol be over and done with by now. stupid ass show
what a dumb idea!!
This show should have ended long ago. And Simon should have been beat down by now. I hope somebody beats the shit out of him and that ego of his. He has no better knack for picking talent than my goldfish. Fuck Simon!
I bet Simon has a really thick cock. You can just tell.
He has big breasts.
SIMON IS THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THAT "JUST-ABOUT-RUN-IT'S-COURSE" SHOW…
about time they bring some new shit to disneyworld besides mission space.
oh, and i love simon !!!!!!
Perez, just wanted to let you know that I thought about you this morning when i was jacking off. I printed out a couple of pictures of you and jacked off all over them. You are so hot bitch.
Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What happened to imagination and creativity and originality at Disney??
wait.. wat exactly are they doing with American Idol in disney?? is it going to be a show.. or like.. something else??
Terrific. Come to the happiest place on earth and have someone tell you your life is worth a box of dirt and you suck. As if the world needs more nastiness. Or anymore Simon. Ugh. Worse idea ever for Disney.
First of all, it most definitely is true. Second of all, it will be a live action show using guests as contestants.
Disney is losing money and they will do anything to regain the magic! Simon, take the money and run! Disney should add Kid Gay Radio (K-Fist) for young gays and they would make a fortune!!!! Add rides like "Who's really religious?", "Media Whore", "Paps", "Strutter's Mountain", "De-flower a Virgin". If they did any of this, oh yes, it would be the place to go! American Idol is a train wreck that give people false hopes. The true idols are Fox, Randy, Simon, Paula, Nigel the producer, 19 Entertainment and Clive Davis. They are also the biggest pimps and they are the ones who truly make the money. So all of you young-a-wholes, if your dream is to be on TV - all you will get is to be on TV.
So how does this make Simon Cowell richer?
It's Simon Fuller that created the show and 19 Entertainment which he sold
The question is WHY? Why not just watch people get root canals???
I can't stand Simon, I don't care if he holds up "I'm really a nice guy" sign. Disney World and all the Disney companies are really going down the toilet. :/
Completely disappointing…. LAME!
Not fond of this idea at all!