Home Videos Photos
Home >> American Idol , Disney >> The Mouse Will Say You Suck

The Mouse Will Say You Suck

Filed under: American Idol > Disney

mx0065267.jpg

And Simon Cowell gets richer!

An American Idol themed 'attraction' is coming to Disney's Hollywood Studio in Orlando later this year.

Fortunately (or unfortunately) Simon won't be the one telling you that you're talentless. Disney's hiring some actors/producers to tell you that.

The American Idol model will be followed…there will be an audition process, coaching with some music pros, and you'll get your hair and make up all did.

Channel your inner Sanjaya!

We're guessing that Fox only agreed to let Disney have this because they don't have their own theme park…and Disney paid a crapload of money!

[Image via Mavrix Photo.]

    Posted: Feb 8, 2008 at 4:13 pm / Email this  »
    « Previous story
    The Becks Effect
    Next story »
    Osama Lutfi Verbally Attacks Kevin Federline!
    See All 32 Comments

    32 comments to “The Mouse Will Say You Suck”

    1. becca says – reply to this


      1

      FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

    2. dont like it says – reply to this


      2

      Aww come on don't do that to Disney world! American Idol will wreck Disney!!!

      NO NO NO NO

    3. Arm Pitt says – reply to this


      3

      He's kinda hott in a nasty sort of way!!!

    4. sef says – reply to this


      4

      ok

    5. *W* says – reply to this


      5

      :*
      www.elevenbyvenus.com

    6. sh says – reply to this


      6

      NOT FIRST!!
      well they better get some hot people on that show. they need it.

    7. Simon Sez says – reply to this


      7

      Hey Simon…..suck on these → (oYo) :P :P

    8. brainchild says – reply to this


      8

      I'm sure it will just like the show–it will take some talentless fuckheads and make them think they have a shot at stardom.

    9. Megan says – reply to this


      9

      Stupid.

    10. bloody awful says – reply to this


      10

      you'd think simon could dress up nice for once in his life with HIS bank account! He always looks like a bum.

    11. john mccain says – reply to this


      11

      American Idol is losing popularity..its run its course..this should be the last year…the novelty has worn off already!!!!!!!!! tsk

    12. CM says – reply to this


      12

      This is actually very untrue…

    13. yesi says – reply to this


      13

      i guess…
      ♥

    14. BethAnn says – reply to this


      14

      Actually, Fox doesn't own American Idol. They just broadcast it. The company that owns AI sold this attraction to Disney.

    15. pam in evansville says – reply to this


      15

      SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

      Simon Cowell dresses like my next door neighbor..who drives a fifth wheel for a living!

    16. ummmmmm says – reply to this


      16

      shouldn't american idol be over and done with by now. stupid ass show

    17. jd says – reply to this


      17

      what a dumb idea!!

    18. Rye Rye says – reply to this


      18

      This show should have ended long ago. And Simon should have been beat down by now. I hope somebody beats the shit out of him and that ego of his. He has no better knack for picking talent than my goldfish. Fuck Simon!

    19. Lovin' it in Chicago says – reply to this


      19

      I bet Simon has a really thick cock. You can just tell.

    20. ewww says – reply to this


      20

      He has big breasts.

    21. YAY SIMON says – reply to this


      21

      SIMON IS THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT THAT "JUST-ABOUT-RUN-IT'S-COURSE" SHOW…

    22. jay ! says – reply to this


      22

      about time they bring some new shit to disneyworld besides mission space.
      oh, and i love simon !!!!!!

    23. Spanky says – reply to this


      23

      Perez, just wanted to let you know that I thought about you this morning when i was jacking off. I printed out a couple of pictures of you and jacked off all over them. You are so hot bitch.

    24. Hannah says – reply to this


      24

      Noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      What happened to imagination and creativity and originality at Disney??

    25. Steph says – reply to this


      25

      wait.. wat exactly are they doing with American Idol in disney?? is it going to be a show.. or like.. something else??

    26. Eve 7 says – reply to this


      26

      Terrific. Come to the happiest place on earth and have someone tell you your life is worth a box of dirt and you suck. As if the world needs more nastiness. Or anymore Simon. Ugh. Worse idea ever for Disney.

    27. Meeeee says – reply to this


      27

      First of all, it most definitely is true. Second of all, it will be a live action show using guests as contestants.

    28. SAxlerod says – reply to this


      28

      Disney is losing money and they will do anything to regain the magic! Simon, take the money and run! Disney should add Kid Gay Radio (K-Fist) for young gays and they would make a fortune!!!! Add rides like "Who's really religious?", "Media Whore", "Paps", "Strutter's Mountain", "De-flower a Virgin". If they did any of this, oh yes, it would be the place to go! American Idol is a train wreck that give people false hopes. The true idols are Fox, Randy, Simon, Paula, Nigel the producer, 19 Entertainment and Clive Davis. They are also the biggest pimps and they are the ones who truly make the money. So all of you young-a-wholes, if your dream is to be on TV - all you will get is to be on TV.

    29. bryan says – reply to this


      29

      So how does this make Simon Cowell richer?

      It's Simon Fuller that created the show and 19 Entertainment which he sold

    30. Steven says – reply to this


      30

      The question is WHY? Why not just watch people get root canals???

    31. Selina says – reply to this


      31

      I can't stand Simon, I don't care if he holds up "I'm really a nice guy" sign. Disney World and all the Disney companies are really going down the toilet. :/

    32. Jessica says – reply to this


      32

      Completely disappointing…. LAME!
      Not fond of this idea at all!