Perez Hilton: A Little Secret

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A Little Secret

Filed under: Old People

Perez is a tit man!

Aretha Franklin put her girls on display at a tribute in her honor, Friday in Los Angeles.

Don't you just wanna drown your face in those mountains of boobies????

We'd get lost!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: February 9, 2008 at 4:19 pm

416 comments to “A Little Secret”

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craig says – reply to this

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ommmmmg
wow
huuuge d:
second says – reply to this

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fsecond
. says – reply to this

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not really.
sarkes says – reply to this

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WHY WOULD SHE WEAR THAT?
TILL YOU COME BACK TO ME says – reply to this

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NO FUCKING WAY YOUR TITS SHOULD BE BIGGER THEN HEAD ON YOUR NECK.
WAIT
WHAT
SHE HAS NO NECK

MAN THAT IS DISGUSTING
OH YEAH says – reply to this

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MAN SHE COULD LOSE 200 LBS CUTTING THOSE TWO BUTTLOADS OFF
Damn! says – reply to this

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OMG!! Those are huge! She's huge! What happened?
GAG ME says – reply to this

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WITH THAT FACE
AND
THOSE TITS

CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE WHAT HER MAMA JAMMA LOOKS LIKE

GROSS
ines says – reply to this

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hm, uhhhh..
AJs2Cents says – reply to this

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Jesus f-ing Christ! She's a house!
FAT BITCH says – reply to this

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LOOK AT ALL THE MAKE-UP ON HER FUR COLLAR

WTF????
sweetsishere says – reply to this

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WHY????
SINISTER says – reply to this

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GOT MILK?
kimpossible says – reply to this

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Holy Lord Jesus! I love me some "Sister Re" and I will never dis her because she is the Queen -but - her health has GOT to be suffering…I heard she had to cancel a concert because it was too hot and she couldn't breathe. What a shame.
j says – reply to this

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ID RATHER NOT PEREZ!! eww
haha says – reply to this

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first!
First? says – reply to this

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First?
For realz says – reply to this

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No, I do not. She needs a stylist. For realz.
kimpossibly says – reply to this

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Re: sarkes –
Well..she has a line that I have stolen for my own:
"I don't get no complaints…"
Take care Aretha! says – reply to this

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This woman need to lose some weight. I would hate to think what havoc that is on her heart not to mention her body in general. She is the greatest female vocalist of all time. We don't want to lose you ReRe! We don't have any real singers left! All hail the one and only real Queen!
me says – reply to this

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I was at the event last night and when she performed, she went to sit down at the piano and as she sat down, her boobs flopped down on the keys. hilarious
Katherine says – reply to this

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She looks pathetic, and very unhealthy. Obesity kills.
Jake says – reply to this

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what are those tiny little spaghetti straps made of that they're able to hold up all of THAT??
reesee says – reply to this

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i love aretha, but you would have thought she could've afforded gastric bypass and a boob reduction by now, lol
Ty says – reply to this

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QUEEN ARETHA!!!
.
.
.
Who the hell cares about her size. The woman is a Legend and can sing like NO OTHER!!!!!
MichaelA says – reply to this

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I love the tiny strap
Jenna says – reply to this

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Those are way to big!!!!!!!!! Small boobs are beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!
shd says – reply to this

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i would love to get drowned in those tits!
Paige says – reply to this

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HOLY MOTHER FUCKER. THOSE R THE BIGGEST FUCKIN TITS EVER. EVER HEARD OF A BREAST REDUCTION. GOD DAMN THATS REPULSIVE. FUCKIN GAG ME Y DONT YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mud says – reply to this

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Arena Franklin?
Makaela says – reply to this

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HOLY SHIZ
lola says – reply to this

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with all her money, she can't hire a stylist to tell her what looks good on her? seriously, if she looked at herself in the mirror before she left the house and thought she looked good, she has got some serious issuess. Or needs new mirrors. Or both.
Scully says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD!!! i'm totally shocked the very thin straps on her dress didn't surrender and let it all go!!! Man, thin straps with big/massive boobs is such a great risk to take……
JenD RN says – reply to this

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Those spaghetti straps are SCREAMING! Like dental floss holding up a bowling ball! ahhhhhhhhhh

VOTE HILLARY VOTE HILLARY VOTE HILLARY VOTE HILLARY VOTE HILLARY!
jk says – reply to this

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no thanks. thats scary
Nelly_in_SJ says – reply to this

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GoD dAMn!!! That poor little spagetti strap!
sam says – reply to this

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Why should she lose weight? ?? Because it's not up to social standards?

I think everyone in the world could just judging everyone else for one blooming minute.
Eugenie says – reply to this

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Ewww! How could she become like that?!? Gross
S says – reply to this

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I am from Detroit as is Aretha, I actually grew up about a block away from her. My family and friends also own a ton of businesses in town, she is the cheapest person on earth!!! She will walk out of places without paying, never leaves a tip, one time she even ordered invitations for a party from a friends invitation store and she never paid for them!!! Not to mention she burned down her OWN house so she could get money from her insurance company. I think she is extremely talented but in my life I have never met a more crude, cheap, and obnoxious women.
Ronnie says – reply to this

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Nah, Perez likes our favourite tranny Amy Winehouse who always keeps displaying that big schlong of hers in those bulging shorts.
VANITY RIVERS says – reply to this

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PEREZ…AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS U IN DRAG!
JP says – reply to this

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So, Perez, you're NOT gay. I knew it, too fat and dirty to be a gay man.
triciapants says – reply to this

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holy shit
miche says – reply to this

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omg
she is soo fat
gross
ew! says – reply to this

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this bitch needs to call a surgeon ASAP! get some by-pass surgery and shed that fat.. she looks like a swollen sausage..ew gross!!
DISGUSTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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_
_
_
Fat People are so fuckin disgusting. Lazy bastards.
b says – reply to this

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those are huge!! her back must ache all of the time!!!!
Damn says – reply to this

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How in the hell can someone that big be alive for so long. I respect Aretha but damn she is fucking huge.
Damn says – reply to this

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Re: Nelly_in_SJ – I'm laughing so hard right now.
oy vey says – reply to this

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Those aren't spaghetti straps…they are high tension wires.

Sadly, her weight is probably an indication of her health. She's a monumentally talented woman, I hope she is well.
Vanessa says – reply to this

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EWww!! I had no idea that was aretha franklin. I started cracking up because I thought you were just making fun of some fat lady or something. OMG She really needs to lose some weight for her health at least. wow. Vote For Hillary!!!
CroatianBeauty says – reply to this

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Sweet Jesus…. Visual distortion.
jeff says – reply to this

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Damn, her tits bigger than your head perez!
jeff says – reply to this

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I think it's her hairdo that makes her look fat
gret says – reply to this

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JUST IMAGINE IF THE STRAPS BREAK. IT'S GOING TO BE A NIPPLE SLIP FROM HELL.
Steph says – reply to this

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people who want to put their face in that clevage have MOTHER ISSUES!
gret says – reply to this

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JUST IMAGINE IF THE STRAPS BREAK. IT'S GOIN TO BE A NIPPLE SLIP FROM…..HELL
brook says – reply to this

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wow…how can those little straps hold all of that up!
(: - o says – reply to this

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I love Aretha, but my good God!!! Girlfriend, please cut back on the Twinkies and Suzy Q's, and hurry! One more Chocodile and she'll explode.
cm says – reply to this

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Get some fucking lipo bitch.
FAT PEREZ says – reply to this

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ARETHA FRANKLIN?
I THOUGHT IT WAS PEREZ CHOKING ON A HOT DOG!!!!
FUCK OFF says – reply to this

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BETCH NEEDS TO COVER HER CHEST AND DRESS FOR HER AGE…NO R-E-S-P-E-C-T
TRUDY says – reply to this

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you could kiss those bad girls all night long and never hit the same spot twice !!!
eeeeeeww …. cut 'em off …. and how is that tiny spaghetti strap holding up all that weight ?????
ava says – reply to this

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first of all…what the fuck is that on her head??? and second..who did her make-up??? she is lookin a hot mess…and at her own tribute..what a shame. i cant believe those straps are holdin all of that up. she needs to call jenny craig
D'Oh Boy says – reply to this

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Isn't she the one singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T !
And she freakin' look like this … Way to respect yourself !
leelee says – reply to this

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OK I have to know - why are gay men so enamored with titties? A friend of mine's daughter went to a Mariah Carey concert and met Marc Jacobs' bf at the time and he kept commenting on her bodacious tatas and my friend commented to me that she thought the guy might be bi because of that but I've known other gay men who also are very interested in breasts - so what's the deal? anyone? not that we women are complaining, look away…
Jason says – reply to this

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Two guys could tit-fuck her at the same time and never see each other.
Kibbell says – reply to this

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Although it's a picture, I'm still scared the strap on her dress is gonna snap any minute now.
brian says – reply to this

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she's the size of a fucking yacht.
Alex says – reply to this

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Holy Shit..
Nic says – reply to this

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All say Aretha! So say we all! Love her.
linda says – reply to this

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I love you Perez.

Your comment made me laugh!!!
sucker says – reply to this

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kimpossible
at least she doesn't dress at the goodwill bitch and talk about her fashion style.
whatever
you are a hillbilly so what does anyone expect
shoot your morphine
you are a joke
Eternal Skeptic says – reply to this

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Her back must hurt a lot. And I think I can hear those spaghetti straps screaming from here!
LALA says – reply to this

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HOLY BOOBS, BATMAN!
rich says – reply to this

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I like tits not FAT
shel says – reply to this

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I loves me some Aretha, but those dress straps are lookin' to slice her like Velveeta!!!
Big Artie says – reply to this

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You sure that's not Eddie Murphy from Norbit.Looks kinda like Rasputia.Does NO One have any pride in how they appear.
ARETHA IS A FAT CALLUSED BITCH says – reply to this

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WITH THAT BIG FAT BLOATED BITCH, CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY ANIMALS HAD TO BE SKINNED ALIVE FOR HER TO LOOK "IMPORTANT"? MAKES ME SICK.
ARETHA IS A FAT CALLUSED BITCH says – reply to this

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WITH THAT BIG FAT BLOATED BITCH, CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY ANIMALS HAD TO BE SKINNED ALIVE FOR HER TO LOOK "IMPORTANT"? MAKES ME SICK.
ARETHA IS A FAT CALLUSED BITCH says – reply to this

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WITH THAT BIG FAT BLOATED BITCH, CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY ANIMALS HAD TO BE SKINNED ALIVE FOR HER TO LOOK "IMPORTANT"? MAKES ME SICK.
ARETHA IS A FAT CALLUSED BITCH says – reply to this

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WITH THAT BIG FAT BLOATED BITCH, CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY ANIMALS HAD TO BE SKINNED ALIVE FOR HER TO LOOK "IMPORTANT"? MAKES ME SICK.
ARETHA IS A FAT CALLUSED BITCH says – reply to this

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WITH THAT BIG FAT BLOATED BITCH, CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY ANIMALS HAD TO BE SKINNED ALIVE FOR HER TO LOOK "IMPORTANT"? MAKES ME SICK.
ARETHA IS A FAT CALLUSED BITCH says – reply to this

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WITH THAT BIG FAT BLOATED BITCH, CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY ANIMALS HAD TO BE SKINNED ALIVE FOR HER TO LOOK "IMPORTANT"? MAKES ME SICK.
James (from France) says – reply to this

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Why do you talk about her weight or the fact that she's fat ? She's a singer, we don't care about that, she has such a beautiful and powerful voice … Focus o that you idiots
melinda says – reply to this

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YUCK!!!
kik says – reply to this

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wow most of you guys are ignorant geez shes a fucking legend and at least hers are natural at least she didn't have to get some fake shit in her boobs to make em bigger and its her body not urs so why don't you all stfu
vicckan says – reply to this

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what a pig .. OMG
dan says – reply to this

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i wanna lay my head on those pillows.
vicckan says – reply to this

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her tits are as big as me
ARETHA THE COW IN FUR says – reply to this

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GO MAKE ME SOME PANCAKES YOU COW.
ARETHA THE COW IN FUR says – reply to this

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GO MAKE ME SOME PANCAKES YOU COW.
ARETHA THE COW IN FUR says – reply to this

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GO MAKE ME SOME PANCAKES YOU COW.
pete says – reply to this

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oink!oink!
don't ever take her to an all you can eat buffet!
dimples says – reply to this

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I propose that they didn't begin as spaghetti straps, they were wide straps when she was shoe-horned into the dress, and then the straps just gave up.
Masquerade says – reply to this

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#50 - oy vey says – reply to this

Those aren't spaghetti straps…they are high tension wires.
Sadly, her weight is probably an indication of her health. She's a monumentally talented woman, I hope she is well.

HIGH TENSION WIRES! BEST LAUGH I'VE HAD ALL DAY!
anne212 says – reply to this

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OMG! OMG!!
Ant the worst of it is, I don't think she even knows how horrific she looks…..prolly thinks she looks great.
Figures……….
Now Mario, shrinks have always said that people who love titties are looking for their mothers….
hmmmmmmmmmm
zerep says – reply to this

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THOSE TITYS MUST STANK! HOW DOES SHE FIT ON THE TOILET STOOL?
Robert says – reply to this

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WHAT a pig!!!!!
Young Cab says – reply to this

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what, no comments about Grammy Prez Neil Portnow?? he sooo wants to looks…

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