A Little Secret
Filed under: Old People
Perez is a tit man!
Aretha Franklin put her girls on display at a tribute in her honor, Friday in Los Angeles.
Don't you just wanna drown your face in those mountains of boobies????
We'd get lost!
[Image via WENN.]
Posted: February 9, 2008 at 4:19 pm
ommmmmg
wow
huuuge d:
fsecond
not really.
WHY WOULD SHE WEAR THAT?
NO FUCKING WAY YOUR TITS SHOULD BE BIGGER THEN HEAD ON YOUR NECK.
WAIT
WHAT
SHE HAS NO NECK
MAN THAT IS DISGUSTING
MAN SHE COULD LOSE 200 LBS CUTTING THOSE TWO BUTTLOADS OFF
OMG!! Those are huge! She's huge! What happened?
WITH THAT FACE
AND
THOSE TITS
CAN YOU JUST IMAGINE WHAT HER MAMA JAMMA LOOKS LIKE
GROSS
hm, uhhhh..
Jesus f-ing Christ! She's a house!
LOOK AT ALL THE MAKE-UP ON HER FUR COLLAR
WTF????
WHY????
GOT MILK?
Holy Lord Jesus! I love me some "Sister Re" and I will never dis her because she is the Queen -but - her health has GOT to be suffering…I heard she had to cancel a concert because it was too hot and she couldn't breathe. What a shame.
ID RATHER NOT PEREZ!! eww
first!
First?
No, I do not. She needs a stylist. For realz.
Re: sarkes –
Well..she has a line that I have stolen for my own:
"I don't get no complaints…"
This woman need to lose some weight. I would hate to think what havoc that is on her heart not to mention her body in general. She is the greatest female vocalist of all time. We don't want to lose you ReRe! We don't have any real singers left! All hail the one and only real Queen!
I was at the event last night and when she performed, she went to sit down at the piano and as she sat down, her boobs flopped down on the keys. hilarious
She looks pathetic, and very unhealthy. Obesity kills.
what are those tiny little spaghetti straps made of that they're able to hold up all of THAT??
i love aretha, but you would have thought she could've afforded gastric bypass and a boob reduction by now, lol
QUEEN ARETHA!!!
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Who the hell cares about her size. The woman is a Legend and can sing like NO OTHER!!!!!
I love the tiny strap
Those are way to big!!!!!!!!! Small boobs are beautiful!!!!!!!!!!!!
i would love to get drowned in those tits!
HOLY MOTHER FUCKER. THOSE R THE BIGGEST FUCKIN TITS EVER. EVER HEARD OF A BREAST REDUCTION. GOD DAMN THATS REPULSIVE. FUCKIN GAG ME Y DONT YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arena Franklin?
HOLY SHIZ
with all her money, she can't hire a stylist to tell her what looks good on her? seriously, if she looked at herself in the mirror before she left the house and thought she looked good, she has got some serious issuess. Or needs new mirrors. Or both.
OH MY GOD!!! i'm totally shocked the very thin straps on her dress didn't surrender and let it all go!!! Man, thin straps with big/massive boobs is such a great risk to take……
Those spaghetti straps are SCREAMING! Like dental floss holding up a bowling ball! ahhhhhhhhhh
VOTE HILLARY VOTE HILLARY VOTE HILLARY VOTE HILLARY VOTE HILLARY!
no thanks. thats scary
GoD dAMn!!! That poor little spagetti strap!
Why should she lose weight? ?? Because it's not up to social standards?
I think everyone in the world could just judging everyone else for one blooming minute.
Ewww! How could she become like that?!? Gross
I am from Detroit as is Aretha, I actually grew up about a block away from her. My family and friends also own a ton of businesses in town, she is the cheapest person on earth!!! She will walk out of places without paying, never leaves a tip, one time she even ordered invitations for a party from a friends invitation store and she never paid for them!!! Not to mention she burned down her OWN house so she could get money from her insurance company. I think she is extremely talented but in my life I have never met a more crude, cheap, and obnoxious women.
Nah, Perez likes our favourite tranny Amy Winehouse who always keeps displaying that big schlong of hers in those bulging shorts.
PEREZ…AT FIRST I THOUGHT IT WAS U IN DRAG!
So, Perez, you're NOT gay. I knew it, too fat and dirty to be a gay man.
holy shit
omg
she is soo fat
gross
this bitch needs to call a surgeon ASAP! get some by-pass surgery and shed that fat.. she looks like a swollen sausage..ew gross!!
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Fat People are so fuckin disgusting. Lazy bastards.
those are huge!! her back must ache all of the time!!!!
How in the hell can someone that big be alive for so long. I respect Aretha but damn she is fucking huge.
Re: Nelly_in_SJ – I'm laughing so hard right now.
Those aren't spaghetti straps…they are high tension wires.
Sadly, her weight is probably an indication of her health. She's a monumentally talented woman, I hope she is well.
EWww!! I had no idea that was aretha franklin. I started cracking up because I thought you were just making fun of some fat lady or something. OMG She really needs to lose some weight for her health at least. wow. Vote For Hillary!!!
Sweet Jesus…. Visual distortion.
Damn, her tits bigger than your head perez!
I think it's her hairdo that makes her look fat
JUST IMAGINE IF THE STRAPS BREAK. IT'S GOING TO BE A NIPPLE SLIP FROM HELL.
people who want to put their face in that clevage have MOTHER ISSUES!
JUST IMAGINE IF THE STRAPS BREAK. IT'S GOIN TO BE A NIPPLE SLIP FROM…..HELL
wow…how can those little straps hold all of that up!
I love Aretha, but my good God!!! Girlfriend, please cut back on the Twinkies and Suzy Q's, and hurry! One more Chocodile and she'll explode.
Get some fucking lipo bitch.
ARETHA FRANKLIN?
I THOUGHT IT WAS PEREZ CHOKING ON A HOT DOG!!!!
BETCH NEEDS TO COVER HER CHEST AND DRESS FOR HER AGE…NO R-E-S-P-E-C-T
you could kiss those bad girls all night long and never hit the same spot twice !!!
eeeeeeww …. cut 'em off …. and how is that tiny spaghetti strap holding up all that weight ?????
first of all…what the fuck is that on her head??? and second..who did her make-up??? she is lookin a hot mess…and at her own tribute..what a shame. i cant believe those straps are holdin all of that up. she needs to call jenny craig
Isn't she the one singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T !
And she freakin' look like this … Way to respect yourself !
OK I have to know - why are gay men so enamored with titties? A friend of mine's daughter went to a Mariah Carey concert and met Marc Jacobs' bf at the time and he kept commenting on her bodacious tatas and my friend commented to me that she thought the guy might be bi because of that but I've known other gay men who also are very interested in breasts - so what's the deal? anyone? not that we women are complaining, look away…
Two guys could tit-fuck her at the same time and never see each other.
Although it's a picture, I'm still scared the strap on her dress is gonna snap any minute now.
she's the size of a fucking yacht.
Holy Shit..
All say Aretha! So say we all! Love her.
I love you Perez.
Your comment made me laugh!!!
kimpossible
at least she doesn't dress at the goodwill bitch and talk about her fashion style.
whatever
you are a hillbilly so what does anyone expect
shoot your morphine
you are a joke
Her back must hurt a lot. And I think I can hear those spaghetti straps screaming from here!
HOLY BOOBS, BATMAN!
I like tits not FAT
I loves me some Aretha, but those dress straps are lookin' to slice her like Velveeta!!!
You sure that's not Eddie Murphy from Norbit.Looks kinda like Rasputia.Does NO One have any pride in how they appear.
WITH THAT BIG FAT BLOATED BITCH, CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY ANIMALS HAD TO BE SKINNED ALIVE FOR HER TO LOOK "IMPORTANT"? MAKES ME SICK.
WITH THAT BIG FAT BLOATED BITCH, CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY ANIMALS HAD TO BE SKINNED ALIVE FOR HER TO LOOK "IMPORTANT"? MAKES ME SICK.
WITH THAT BIG FAT BLOATED BITCH, CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY ANIMALS HAD TO BE SKINNED ALIVE FOR HER TO LOOK "IMPORTANT"? MAKES ME SICK.
WITH THAT BIG FAT BLOATED BITCH, CAN YOU IMAGINE HOW MANY ANIMALS HAD TO BE SKINNED ALIVE FOR HER TO LOOK "IMPORTANT"? MAKES ME SICK.