Ain't Got No Friends

Poor Lily!

The British singer seems to be going from one low to the another.

After her recent miscarriage, Allen is taking a break from her music career and is instead focusing on a new chat show.

Well, things have started off very badly for the wannabe TV personality!

During the first taping for her new program this past weekend, one third of the audience walked out. And the audience was made up of all her MySpace friends!

Ouch!

Those that walked out said they were bored and complaining the show was "horrible" and "limp".

Well, at least she can fall back on music, hopefully.

Posted: Feb 10, 2008 at 7:22 pm / Email this »

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Gazmnondo says – reply to this

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first , bet not x
fdsfasd says – reply to this

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aww
alex says – reply to this

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her music will make up for it. she fucken ROCKS!!!
alex says – reply to this

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her music will make up for it. she fucken ROCKS!!!
Julianne says – reply to this

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that's really rude of you to do that drawing of dumb shit on her stomach. you'll never know what it's like to lose a child you selfish piece of shit
Laura says – reply to this

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1st!
claud. says – reply to this

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pah
aydno1 says – reply to this

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AWWWWW:(
heygirlhey says – reply to this

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first!
Sarah B says – reply to this

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first?
yomi says – reply to this

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:(
mdeedy says – reply to this

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That is the most distasteful picture I have ever seen - wtf is that perez you sick bastard?
sa says – reply to this

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awww… poor person…
crit says – reply to this

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first!!!
Bevvie says – reply to this

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poor child. I feel so bad for her
dkjsd says – reply to this

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kfvnjkfdv
Dan says – reply to this

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Perez, I hope your full blown AIDS progresses quickly, you're a disgusting piece of trash.
Nora says – reply to this

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wow
j BLANK of FLATPOINT says – reply to this

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what music? non-hit wonder
cbrady says – reply to this

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Jeezus! Like seriously…. a person cant even go through a tradgedy without people talking shit!
Morgan says – reply to this

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poor thing! get better
stephanie says – reply to this

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5th?
maggie says – reply to this

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what you did to that picture is not ok.
lisa says – reply to this

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11th haha
star says – reply to this

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poor lily.
FIRST!
liek win says – reply to this

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haha
FISTY says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!!!!!!
jk says – reply to this

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oh dang
Chantal says – reply to this

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aww i like lily too

shame
sc says – reply to this

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love ya but the "x" placed where it is….RUDE.
Boston says – reply to this

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There's a shot.
Loser.
elizabeth says – reply to this

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youre so insensitive, perez. a miscarriage is a big deal, not something to be talked about casually and callously referred to by an X on her stomach.
LOL says – reply to this

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Re: look at the background –

Of course I had to go back and look, Good one!!!
I had a good laugh.
sophie says – reply to this

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this is seriously sick. get the fuck off the internet.
amy says – reply to this

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Her album flopped everywhere except the Uk, but even there she had only one decent hit "Smile" which is now already 2 years ago. I don't understand why people are still talking about her, she has nothing to offer, has no talents, is ugly and badly mannered. Please shove her back in the attic where she belongs.
melinda says – reply to this

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Back to the usual chavette look then I see.
seapink says – reply to this

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Poor, poor Lily! Yeah right…she's a brat who's outstayed her welcome. My guess is the pregnancy/miscarriage story was a fabrication invented either by her or her 'people'. That's the way the celeb media circus works in Britain. Every other it's 'my miscarriage hell' or a 'kidnap threat ordeal' to keep these no-name wastes of space on the covers of magazines…and suckers fall for it every time.
Miss Manners says – reply to this

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I normally enjoy looking at your website, but I think it was so appalling of you to draw an 'x' on her stomach. I am disgusted and sad. It makes you look like you have no class. Perez, your mother would be disappointed in you.
Emily says – reply to this

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I love Lily. I think she should've taken much more time for herself after the miscarriage/breakup. Looks like she thinks getting wrapped up in her work will take her mind off of things, and apparently its not working.
Love her though. Homegirl needs a break. Hopefully she gets well soon, and doesn't follow down the Spears path to out-of-control.

Also, Perez, love you and your site, but the x on Lily's stomach? Not cool at all.
her says – reply to this

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the x is really notneeded.
Savanna says – reply to this

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Perez. I freaking love you.

Let's be best friends.
Jackie says – reply to this

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life can suck sometimes but its to short to be sad and feel sorry for yourself
aaron says – reply to this

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you've gone too far with the x over her stomach. that was the last straw for me i'm boycotting your site and blocking it from all the computers at work. your a low life!!
Kate says – reply to this

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Perez, seriously how could you draw the "x" over her?
Losing a child is probably the most devastating thing someone could go through.
How could you be so piggish?
Its not funny. NOT at all.
KelC says – reply to this

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I feel bad for her…
brian says – reply to this

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tonight i'm going to pray that you & your mom get AIDS you sick fuck.

u put an X on her stomach?? regardless of who she is, r u serious?

i hope u get aids u fucking homo & ur mom to. i'd include ur dad, but i know now self respecting man would own up to it that ur their son.
Savanna says – reply to this

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Why are people so determined to be politically correct?

I lurv you Perez, and your bad ass!
jana says – reply to this

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WTF?….Whoever posted this picture of Lilly and put an X over her belly is FUKD. It seems like she has been going through some heart wrenching times and having your child die inside you isnt a joke. The X is totally not needed in this pic. Have some class and dont forget to have a heart!
perez is a cunt says – reply to this

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You are such a juvenile cunt for drawing that X. Bad karma to you.
WTF?! says – reply to this

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All of you guys complaining about the x on the pic, stfu you farkin whiners. You know what goes on this site, so quit your bitchin about what Perez drew on this stupid skanks pic that no one likes. She sucks and has no talent. She probablly didn't have a miscarriage, she most likely had a abortion.
danielle says – reply to this

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there goes Dan again…. lol …. talking about AIDS if you dont like dont get on the site ignorant homophobe…. you prolly have AIDS
Donovan says – reply to this

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That someone could be so cruel as to put that X there really depresses me. Not just saying that, it actually depresses me. I'm sad for this world and what it is turning into.
j.mo says – reply to this

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Hey Perez, I enjoy your site but it's in really poor taste to make fun of a miscarriage. Way back when, you used to reserve stuff like that for those who are not easily offended. I'm not easily offended but please have some sympathy for those who experience tragedy. Let's make fun of people without insinuating they deserved to miscarry!
youareapieceofshit says – reply to this

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putting an "X" on her stomach? you are such a piece of shit. you have never lost child so you have NO IDEA what it is like. i have lost 3 babies and what you did absolutely disgusts me. you a such a fucking asshole!
jay says – reply to this

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The whole pregnancy and miscarriage story was false! That's the reason her boyfriend left her as he was disgusted by all her fakery!!
nano7 says – reply to this

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did anyone notice the man/women in the background wearing high heels. thats the tragedy!
You suck Perez says – reply to this

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Drawing on her abdomen is wrong Perez…I'm all for making fun of her show, but having a miscarrage is not her fault.
lauren says – reply to this

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yes i did notice the guy in heels in the back…weird choice but whatev.
she's cute. i hope she doesn't ruin herself!
doni says – reply to this

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this is so sad, shes a great artist, and i think its rude they just walked out, and with all the troubles shes just been through, people should have a bit more simpathy
Hello Kitty says – reply to this

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Mario don't be such a CUNT by putting an x on her belly !

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !

I love her music and she can verbally cut like a knife with her lyrics. Please let her come out of this time in her life with source material for a new cd.

Who gives a fuck if radio stations are not killing her music by playing it too much in the US. I paid for her cd and love it !
mongothelowlife says – reply to this

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I know you can't expect much from mongo hilton but putting an x through the stomach of a woman who had a miscarriage is kind of a lowlife thing to do.
Amy says – reply to this

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low as usual
newlow says – reply to this

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You sunk to a new low. Seriously, the X? What a sick unkind thing to do. You are such an ass. I'm out.
gomodernart says – reply to this

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yeah…and her dumb shit "fans" wonder how this ugly fat twat lost her dead fuckin' baby.

you need only look at her drinking beer out of a brown paper bag and her smoking a cigarette.

accurate pic perez.
self says – reply to this

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Ha. Figures. She's a no talent piece of crap anyway.
dmodechicky says – reply to this

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Re: Julianne –

Thank you for saying that! I was just coming to post this considering I had a m/c about the same time as her & was about as far along as her. TACKY!!
rachemn says – reply to this

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Re: look at the background – I'm so glad I'm not the only person to notice this! ) WTF!!! I didn't even notice the X on her tummy as I was so busy trying to figure what was up with the he/she's weird ass outfit!
Bek says – reply to this

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thought you had more class then that perez cross is wrong and u need to apoligize
mongothelowlife says – reply to this

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Re: Miss Manners – Don't worry. I'm sure she already is having a mongoloid queen for a son. I'm sure she is a very sad broken woman……….
D says – reply to this

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The 'X' is just distasteful, even for this site.
The death of an unborn child especially due to miscarriage never has been or will be a laughing matter. Not drawing the morality card - you can think what you like, make fun of what you like. It's just how i feel.
christie says – reply to this

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fuck you for not posting my original comment and for that x.
ronnie says – reply to this

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this is soooo sad. she was really doing well there for awhile..what she is going thru is a lot to deal with …that whole thing was kinda of impulsive..just wasnt meant to be. she seemed a lot nicer when she was messed up
pandy says – reply to this

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sick fucks…c'mon. making miscarriage jokes? fuck off.
Melissa says – reply to this

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You have done some low things in your blogging career, but you are going too far. Putting an 'x' presumably poking fun at her recent miscarriage is beyond disrespectful. As someone who suffered a devastating loss, this is not funny.
fetch says – reply to this

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hey perez - i had a stillborn baby last year. that "x" is seriously seriously uncool.
b says – reply to this

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aww give her a break.. she lost a child. those people who walked out are jerks. its rude to walk out when someones TALKING. loveyah lil.
em says – reply to this

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Re: WTF?! – - i agree
Boston says – reply to this

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I had that same dress when I was FOUR !
theresa says – reply to this

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Perez….
You are one sick, cruel Fuck. Why would you post this picture with the X on her stomach?! Most of the time your bitchy comments are funny… This isn't one of them.
You need to offer an apology to her.
Have you no manners? No common sense? Absolutely no compassion? Why are you so cruel?!
jana says – reply to this

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Re: WTF?! – Whos whining?! Im just saying some things are SACRED….have respect! Wether she miscarried or aborted thats not anyones business, she has to live with it. Get over acting like a hateful punk and stop putting out bad vibes to everyone.
bina says – reply to this

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Please tell me the X does not represent the missing baby. Come on. Somethings are just not made fun of no matter who the person is.
lauren says – reply to this

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WTF!!! who the hell can look at lilly allen when there is a HE?SHE in the background what the helllllllllllllllll
either man body on a chic or a
a man wiht heels and purse
DougWu says – reply to this

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The X adds to the funny.
perezisfatandmean says – reply to this

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Lily Allen sucks but drawing an X on her stomach is discusting. You are fucked in the head.
miscarriages = NOT FUNNY says – reply to this

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Perez I love your site BUT there is absolutely nothing funny about a fucking miscarriage. The X on her stomach is fucked up. you fucking pissed me off. stop doing that shit, it's lower than low. I don't think she deserves that.
miscarriages = NOT FUNNY says – reply to this

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Perez I love your site BUT there is absolutely nothing funny about a fucking miscarriage. The X on her stomach is fucked up. you fucking pissed me off. stop doing that shit, it's lower than low. I don't think she deserves that.
Tracy says – reply to this

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The X is NOT for her miscarriage. It's over her cooch.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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Re: Dan – #18 THAT WAS A PRETTY CRUEL THING TO SAY DON'T YOU THINK? RIPPING ON PEOPLE'S HAIR AND CLOTHES IS ONE THING…BUT TO GO THERE? A DEADLY DISEASE THAT IS STILL TAKING FAR TOO MANY PEOPLE? HEARING WORDS LIKE "FAG" AND "HOPE YOU DIE OF AIDS" MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M BACK IN JUNIOR HIGH BEING BASHED AND HUMILIATED BULLIES.
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WORDS HURT DAN. THANKS A WHOLE BUNCH.
Holllerrr says – reply to this

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Ya I won't be the first or last to say it but wow……ur low. Maybe it's because you won't ever make a baby in ur life that u have no respect on the issue but WoW. Tact ne one? So discusting that u would find that appropriate or funny.
jimmyjazz says – reply to this

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Re: lily – #8 YES WE KNOW TOM CRUISE AND CHER BRIEFLY DATED RIGHT AFTER THE RISKY BUSINESS MOVIE. CHER HAS ALWAYS LIKED 'EM YOUNG. HE'S WEIRD NOW ….BUT OH DAMN IN RISKY BUSINESS….IN HIS UNDERWEAR? I'D HAVE HIT THAT MORE THAN ONCE
NYC 2 LA says – reply to this

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I feel sad for her. Wish I knew what she sang.
meltz911 says – reply to this

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One hit wonder, her 15 mins are up. Don't get me wrong, I liked some of her stuff, but she's not talented enough to have a sustained career. Unless she goes for the Britard "get in the press for anything except actually having any real talent route" which is pretty easy these days.
too much says – reply to this

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apologize perez.
the x is very offensive.
i am very disappointed in you, this is horrible.
i will always think of you differently now that i know how heartless you are.
jg says – reply to this

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i agree the x is not acceptable
Shelly says – reply to this

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the "x" on the tummy was tremendously unfeeling and hurtful to anyone who has had a miscarriage. Iknow you all want to be edgy and grad attention but this goes too far !!! an apology would show you have possibly a shred of decency
miscarriage is not a joke says – reply to this

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mario, you crossed a serious boundary with this one.

i visit this site to laugh at goofy "beautiful" people; to escape the sad things in life like my own miscarriage (still makes me cry years later).

i wish you well in your life, but i wont further enrich your life by returning to this site again. ciao!
disapointed says – reply to this

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That x on her belly is in really poor taste….
Karma Police says – reply to this

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Perez!!! Please ignore the mini-cartoon-devil on your shoulder and erase that 'X' for Heaven's sake!
behtevas says – reply to this

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pereze you fat piece of shit. watch what you say about lily. take that fucking dumb x off of her stomach you insensitive fag
shayla says – reply to this

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i say delete all of those friends