How Do We Say This Delicately???
Paris Hilton's publicist, Elliot Mintz, at her 27th birthday party at Area in LA on Saturday night.

Hmmm….
If you throw in a few croutons and some Ranch dressing, we'd have a yummy salad!
[Image via WENN.]

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Paris Hilton's publicist, Elliot Mintz, at her 27th birthday party at Area in LA on Saturday night.

Hmmm….
If you throw in a few croutons and some Ranch dressing, we'd have a yummy salad!
[Image via WENN.]
WTF is that?!?
Oh my god it's a carrot wearing a pink tie!
Umm what the hell?
he looks like an oompa loompa!!
whoa….
FIRST!
How does this happen?
WOW! First!
wow nasty
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HE LOOKS LIKE A OOMPA LOOMPA
George Hamilton should sue him.
FIRST
OMG!!!!
first
First?
what the hell is wrong with him? he's actually alive? he looks like a peeled orange.
What the hell is that???
wtf is wrong with his face
what in the hell?!?!?!
wtf ???
WOW,,,, WHat the FUCK is that??????/
What the hell is wrong with his face?
Wow! Does he think that looks good?
omg… can self tanner even get that bad?
first bitches.
W.
T.
F?
why oh why!?!
what is wrong with his face????????????
Seriously…Paris can't tell him the truth on how he really looks? Seriously???
first!
OMG that is SICK!!! why would he go out in public? why?
Oh my god!
first–
WHAT THE HELL!?!? that shoudln't be allowed
Is that a joke? What IS that on his face?
baaaaaahhahahahahahahahahahahahh
omg that has got to be photoshopped!!!!!
WHAT THE………………..? PHOTO SHOPPED OR THIS GUY HAS A LAWSUIT FOR THE VERY VERY VERY BAD TANNING JOB ………. LOL COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A NICER GUY ………
first!!
Wow A LIVE TANGERINE!!
oh dear….
oooompah looompah doo pi tee do!
Ewwwww!!!!
OMG what happened??
W T F ????
firstt
WHAT THE?
EWWWWWW
that is the worst tan in the bottle job ever.
the suit is even scarier.
hahahahahaha
goddamn almost looks as ridiculous as your fatass and your pathetic makeovers its like throwing perfume on a rotting carcass to cover up your smell
WTF IS THAT!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
first ..ojj bara
Is this serious?
first for jeremy
WTF HOW DOES HE WALK OUT OF HIS HOUSE AND SAY THATS OKAY?!?
he must not have a mirror
disgusting
is this a joke?
ru joking? that is insane
he looks like he borrowed paris`s false tan
Ummm WTF!?!
First and gross.
OH MY GOD
WTF!
WTF happened to his face???
wow he looks like a tomatoe
oh thats bad
What the hell happened?!
1st
holy fuck! thats some gnarly shit!!
All I can think is…WHAT THE FUCK?? Seriously…WTF???
First!!!! yum yum yum
eww….
OMG wtF is that????
WTF?? Is he blind?? I wonder if this is Paris' new make up line hahaha
sweet jesus
what the actual fuck is that
FIRST!
ompa lompa
1st! wtf!
ewww, just a little bit orange! haha
Ppl of the world let me explain spray tans…THEY ONLY WORK WITH A BASE TAN! IF u mix brown dye with white skin this is what you get. I cant believe it.
omg this so shouldve been under "IF you are easily offended.." because now I am!!
you rock, p!
that CANNOT be real.
What the hell is wrong with his face? That has to be the ugliest jacket and tie i've ever seen, I guess he was trying to detract attention away from the fact he is orange and pink.
oy vey.
first.
What a freak!!! lol
Looks like he's healing from a laser facial treatment
What the hell?
lmmm
Ewwww..Does he NOT own a mirror!?! LOL
Or have friends!
omg…wtf…did he have a chemical peel and not realize he had to go out and decided to sorta do his own make up???well i think so lol some people are too funny
wtf?
sogrossseeo223oij is this serious?
What. The. Fuck.
quemado
Hahahaha
yays
What the hell..
haha!!