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How Do We Say This Delicately???

Filed under: How Do We Say This Delicately???

Paris Hilton's publicist, Elliot Mintz, at her 27th birthday party at Area in LA on Saturday night.

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Hmmm….

If you throw in a few croutons and some Ranch dressing, we'd have a yummy salad!

[Image via WENN.]

Posted: February 10, 2008 at 5:21 pm

736 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately???”

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  1. lori&cloe says – reply to this


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    WTF is that?!?

  2. wahahaa!!! says – reply to this


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    Oh my god it's a carrot wearing a pink tie!

  3. Andy Zimm says – reply to this


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    Umm what the hell?

  4. kells says – reply to this


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    he looks like an oompa loompa!!

  5. devon says – reply to this


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    whoa….

  6. woo hoo says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  7. Nikki says – reply to this


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    How does this happen?

  8. Cass says – reply to this


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    WOW! First!

  9. gross says – reply to this


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    wow nasty

  10. ME says – reply to this


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    HE LOOKS LIKE A OOMPA LOOMPA

  11. James says – reply to this


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    George Hamilton should sue him.

  12. Sarah says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  13. Nadia says – reply to this


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    OMG!!!!

  14. a says – reply to this


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    first

  15. blah says – reply to this


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    First?

  16. b is baaaaaaaack [vote 4 OBAMA] says – reply to this


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    what the hell is wrong with him? he's actually alive? he looks like a peeled orange.

  17. whatever says – reply to this


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    What the hell is that???

  18. annie says – reply to this


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    wtf is wrong with his face

  19. Krystle says – reply to this


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    what in the hell?!?!?!

  20. mel says – reply to this


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    wtf ???

  21. Melissa says – reply to this


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    WOW,,,, WHat the FUCK is that??????/

  22. yoYoMa says – reply to this


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    What the hell is wrong with his face?

  23. Jilly says – reply to this


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    Wow! Does he think that looks good?

  24. amy says – reply to this


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    omg… can self tanner even get that bad?

  25. eeeek says – reply to this


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    first bitches.

  26. the reeeek says – reply to this


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    W.
    T.
    F?

  27. why says – reply to this


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    why oh why!?!

  28. ALEX says – reply to this


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    what is wrong with his face????????????

  29. You've GOT to be kidding me?! says – reply to this


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    Seriously…Paris can't tell him the truth on how he really looks? Seriously???

  30. Bang! says – reply to this


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    first!

  31. Breezy says – reply to this


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    OMG that is SICK!!! why would he go out in public? why?

  32. Josefin says – reply to this


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    Oh my god!

  33. lesley HI SONYA!! says – reply to this


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    first–
    WHAT THE HELL!?!? that shoudln't be allowed

  34. wootang says – reply to this


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    Is that a joke? What IS that on his face?

  35. SauzaGold says – reply to this


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    baaaaaahhahahahahahahahahahahahh

  36. holy orange says – reply to this


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    omg that has got to be photoshopped!!!!!

  37. THEMOMMA says – reply to this


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    WHAT THE………………..? PHOTO SHOPPED OR THIS GUY HAS A LAWSUIT FOR THE VERY VERY VERY BAD TANNING JOB ………. LOL COULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED TO A NICER GUY ………

  38. viccy says – reply to this


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    first!! :D
    Wow A LIVE TANGERINE!!

  39. KC says – reply to this


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    oh dear….

  40. dawn davenport says – reply to this


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    oooompah looompah doo pi tee do!

  41. Missy says – reply to this


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    Ewwwww!!!!

  42. yourmama says – reply to this


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    OMG what happened??

  43. houskat says – reply to this


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    W T F ???? :)

  44. perezlover says – reply to this


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    firstt

  45. Adam says – reply to this


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    WHAT THE?

  46. JOSH HARLOW says – reply to this


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    EWWWWWW

  47. nika says – reply to this


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    that is the worst tan in the bottle job ever.
    the suit is even scarier.

  48. chelsea says – reply to this


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    hahahahahaha

  49. perez_is_ugly says – reply to this


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    goddamn almost looks as ridiculous as your fatass and your pathetic makeovers its like throwing perfume on a rotting carcass to cover up your smell

  50. lilhoots says – reply to this


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    WTF IS THAT!!!!

  51. Danielle says – reply to this


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    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

  52. bryndis says – reply to this


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    first ..ojj bara

  53. Imma Hawtie says – reply to this


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    Is this serious?

  54. erin says – reply to this


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    first for jeremy

  55. -miyaven- says – reply to this


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    WTF HOW DOES HE WALK OUT OF HIS HOUSE AND SAY THATS OKAY?!?

  56. jess says – reply to this


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    he must not have a mirror

  57. mj says – reply to this


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    disgusting

  58. dani says – reply to this


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    is this a joke?

  59. hahah says – reply to this


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    ru joking? that is insane

  60. melissa says – reply to this


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    he looks like he borrowed paris`s false tan

  61. jesuswouldlikeit says – reply to this


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    Ummm WTF!?!

  62. Bummed says – reply to this


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    First and gross.

  63. RIOS says – reply to this


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    OH MY GOD

  64. Nova says – reply to this


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    WTF!

  65. Sarah says – reply to this


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    WTF happened to his face???

  66. hilari says – reply to this


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    wow he looks like a tomatoe

  67. chris says – reply to this


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    oh thats bad

  68. Swan says – reply to this


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    What the hell happened?!

  69. YaYa says – reply to this


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    1st

  70. renee says – reply to this


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    holy fuck! thats some gnarly shit!!

  71. Ambie says – reply to this


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    All I can think is…WHAT THE FUCK?? Seriously…WTF???

  72. stinabeana says – reply to this


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    First!!!! yum yum yum

  73. lilhoots says – reply to this


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    eww….

  74. anna says – reply to this


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    OMG wtF is that????

  75. Jenne79 says – reply to this


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    WTF?? Is he blind?? I wonder if this is Paris' new make up line hahaha

  76. sk says – reply to this


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    sweet jesus

  77. pooja says – reply to this


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    what the actual fuck is that

  78. Dani says – reply to this


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    FIRST!

  79. erica says – reply to this


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    ompa lompa

  80. charly says – reply to this


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    1st! wtf!

  81. me says – reply to this


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    ewww, just a little bit orange! haha

  82. Marianne says – reply to this


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    Ppl of the world let me explain spray tans…THEY ONLY WORK WITH A BASE TAN! IF u mix brown dye with white skin this is what you get. I cant believe it.

  83. a says – reply to this


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    omg this so shouldve been under "IF you are easily offended.." because now I am!! :) you rock, p!

  84. lefave says – reply to this


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    that CANNOT be real.

  85. WTF? says – reply to this


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    What the hell is wrong with his face? That has to be the ugliest jacket and tie i've ever seen, I guess he was trying to detract attention away from the fact he is orange and pink.

  86. CONNIE says – reply to this


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    oy vey.
    first.

  87. LOL hahahahahahah says – reply to this


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    What a freak!!! lol

  88. Sarah says – reply to this


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    Looks like he's healing from a laser facial treatment

  89. Ingrid says – reply to this


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    What the hell?

  90. llll says – reply to this


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    lmmm

  91. JoeyfromVA says – reply to this


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    Ewwww..Does he NOT own a mirror!?! LOL
    Or have friends!

  92. Gaby says – reply to this


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    omg…wtf…did he have a chemical peel and not realize he had to go out and decided to sorta do his own make up???well i think so lol some people are too funny

  93. marloes says – reply to this


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    wtf?

  94. megan says – reply to this


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    sogrossseeo223oij is this serious?

  95. james dean says – reply to this


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    What. The. Fuck.

  96. lalalala says – reply to this


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    quemado

  97. Mattias says – reply to this


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    Hahahaha :-D

  98. d says – reply to this


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    yays

  99. Leasha says – reply to this


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    What the hell..

  100. :))) says – reply to this


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    haha!!

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