How Do We Say This Delicately???

Paris Hilton's publicist, Elliot Mintz, at her 27th birthday party at Area in LA on Saturday night.

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Hmmm….

If you throw in a few croutons and some Ranch dressing, we'd have a yummy salad!

[Image via WENN.]

    Posted: Feb 10, 2008 at 5:21 pm / Email this  »

    736 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately???”

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    1. Cathyy says – reply to this


      701

      seriously… whaaat the hell
      is this a joke?!??

    2. alice says – reply to this


      702

      why a salad? i don't get that joke.

    3. Cait+Dan says – reply to this


      703

      why does he look like this??!?!?

    4. Heather says – reply to this


      704

      What the hell??? Is this pic doctored? Is this the result of self tanning or a chem peel? YOU HAVE TO UPDATE ON THIS PEREZ!!!

    5. teresa says – reply to this


      705

      is this for reals? seriously?

    6. lisa says – reply to this


      706

      surely this picture has been doctored????? i hope???

    7. Erika says – reply to this


      707

      HAHAHA! All I could do when I saw this was shout WHOA!!!

      I've been laughing my ass off reading other people's comments about this one, haha. Honestly, how could he think unevenly putting ORANGE on his face and ears, then pairing it with hot pink, silver foliage, and black be remotely okay? And why doesn't Paris or ANYone pull him aside and ask him if he's dying or just color blind?

    8. Janet says – reply to this


      708

      What the hell is that? It looks like someone shoved his face in a bowl of french dressing!(By the way I love the Oompa Loompa comments!)

    9. Dr. Bird says – reply to this


      709

      Face Peal, and then lots of pancake makeup. Oopss should have waited until after the party. Perez you put me in stitches…you silly goose.

    10. Andrea says – reply to this


      710

      Umm…ewww!

    11. Jules says – reply to this


      711

      Woah!! How do you not know what you look like??? Its like he tried to cover up abad sunburn. You can't help but think: OOMPA loompa AS MOST OF THE COMMENTORS SAID! LOL WOW-THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVS- I would of like to have been there too see how others respond if they were chattin' it up with the tanless lotioned phenomenon lololol w.t.f?

    12. kate says – reply to this


      712

      Hmm… my guess is too much beta carotene. (though I'm a bit nerdy like that)

    13. Carina says – reply to this


      713

      Chemical Peel?

    14. whatever says – reply to this


      714

      i bet that has to do with a skin cancer treatment. leave the poor guy alone.

    15. you idiots says – reply to this


      715

      it was a dress up party you morons, have a look at what paris was wearing, and the fact that oompa loompas were at her party also….
      kinda smells of 'he did it on purpose'
      cant believe people think it was a fake tan gone wrong.
      pretty sure he can afford a proper spray tan.

    16. bubbsy says – reply to this


      716

      he needs to sack whoever spray tanned him

    17. carley says – reply to this


      717

      omg is this guy for real surely that is a practical joke no looser would come out with a face like that!! scary

    18. Megan says – reply to this


      718

      ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh WHAT THE F IS THAT!!

      I'm seriously scared…

    19. emilea says – reply to this


      719

      He looks pissed. In more ways than one.

    20. cphillips0620 says – reply to this


      720

      SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! maybe he got a chemical peel that day or something? hopefully it isnt an awful spray tan…..

    21. Jlee says – reply to this


      721

      How do you say… "you're a whore and need to be banished to whore island with your client" in umpa lumpa language?

    22. izabela says – reply to this


      722

      Tanorexic…

    23. connie says – reply to this


      723

      Oh come on…this cannot be real!

    24. PerezRox says – reply to this


      724

      I like my oranges orange but i am not so crazed about people like that

    25. cuppie says – reply to this


      725

      Holy Batman, Joker has a cousin. So my question is who threw the baby food at his face?

    26. o says – reply to this


      726

      Is he photoshopped? Ewww…

      He is the lamest guy on earth, a mediocre PR guy.

    27. danielle renee says – reply to this


      727

      roasted carrots in tin foil

    28. GiGi says – reply to this


      728

      OMG!!! WTF??????

    29. shaggy says – reply to this


      729

      WTF morot(carrot)

    30. mel71 says – reply to this


      730

      Re: Gaby – i think you are right, he seems real pink under the orange, he's trying to cover up a dermabrasion treatment???

    31. jenna says – reply to this


      731

      omg its the attack of the tae bags LOL …x

    32. Morgan :) says – reply to this


      732

      Baha :) What is that ugly ass creature ?!

    33. Marilyn Monroe says – reply to this


      733

      What the fuck is that i mean omg he looks like a carott/little bastard thing from charle and the child molester factory. What the fuck is wrong with his face

    34. rara* says – reply to this


      734

      the hell!?

    35. Emily says – reply to this


      735

      Someone's been tangoed!

      from Emily–xo

    36. ylmndozav fyksav says – reply to this


      736

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