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1. Brooke says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   2nd?

2. Brooke says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Good job, fellow Brooke!!! 8th?

3. SHITTY BEEF says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   DICK BALLS…..BUTTERED ASSHOLE……….PUBES

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   2nd… woot.

5. Mimi says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   3RD!!!!!

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   3rd ewl

7. SHITTY BEEF says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   ***********ATTENTION************
   BALLS………………………..THAT IS ALL

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   first bitches hahha since the first person thought they were first…avril has sold out soo much

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   yuck

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    FIRST!!

    and as for avril… desperate!!

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    first?

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    first???

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    Wasnt she supposed to be the anti Britney way back when? and look how shes sold out now!!

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    she has sold out soo much

15. SHITTY BEEF says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    BOB SAGET CHOKES ON MY ASSHOLE WHILE RYAN BUTTERS OUR NIPPLES WHILE HE PUTS TAPIOCA ON HIS TITS

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    nasty

17. fjb says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    lovely. nobody cares avril… fuckin hasbeen

18. shel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Amy Winehouse would eat her alive in a cage match.

19. Jessica says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HO!!

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    :)

21. Lasse says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    SHE LOOKS SO HOT!
    Shizzle..

22. Christine says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Only the ignorance of youth would guide her to make such a stupid comment.

23. Will says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    1st

24. Avrilfan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Avril looks hot!!

25. Renee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Goodness. A wino? Please. She is trying to get attention.

26. Lauren says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she needs to take all of the fakeness and and become a desperate housewife

27. so what says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    she is at least of legal age. Not 15 yrs old like some.

28. wendy! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    shes fug

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    9th?
    cunt stole your word
    hate her

30. LALALALALOVE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    2ND!….w/e avril

31. Sally says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Can you say "desperate to save her career?"

32. vicki! says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hey perez im gonna see victoria beckham and the spice girls tonight in concert! am i second?

    love you bitches..

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    Fourth?
    What happened to her being a tomboy?

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    first

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    hahahaha… wino!

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    hypocrite she is.

37. BootyBuccaneer says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Eat something, bitch!

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    Ugh!.I rememebr awhile back when shes sayin to all these pop artist about how they pose and dress like a skank, and she said she will not do such thing as that and now LOOK WHOS THE SKANK NOW!…Damn Im frum Canada aswell and I fuckin hate her.

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    daft cow

    cant stand her stupid mosher
    get some clothes on

    20ish?

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    Yay! You read your emails!

41. hawtPiNK says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    dumb

42. Anthony says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FIRST FIRST FIRST!!!

43. orchidbomber says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    She looks like Chris Crocker. Have you ever seen either of them in the same place at the same time? She's a man, baby!

44. Dejanee Renee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    isnt the cover supposed to be *steamy*?? that picture is not sexy at all lol

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    1st

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    eww, avril!

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    Looked better as a brunette.

48. the midnight rambler says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    maxim always has the highest of standards when they put a chick on their cover.

    WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD THEY CHOOSE THIS UGLY SKANK ?

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    i dont like her

50. kelly says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    what a waste. shes SO PUNK!

51. livebold says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wow, yummy!

52. emily says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    UNTZ UNTZ 2nd!

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    there isn't ANYTHING sexy about this no-talent.

54. Bridget says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    DIE.
    NOW.
    PLEASE.

55. eve says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    love her

56. eve says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    love her

57. sara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Man she should just shut up!

58. Tamara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Aren't we all…don't forget the cheese

59. ivana jercough says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    YES !!! I just wish we could see her camel toe.

    She might be rude , but got she is hot.

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    wow i really dont like the girl and what shes done lately and how fucking fake she is but… this is a sweet cover of her

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    I'M SCARED!!

62. ivana jercough says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    YES !!! I just wish we could see her camel toe.

    She might be rude , but GOD she is hot!!!!

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    i hate avril.

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    Is she supposed to be sexy or something?

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    Deff just threw up in my mouth.

    Perez: have you ever considered making a book with all your funny phrases in it?

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    She wants so bad to be hot like Christina and Britney.

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    she has boobs?

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    Obviously, Avril doesn't rock otherwise she would not be so desperate for publicity that she would be posing semi-nude on the cover of a men's magazine and making dumbass comments.

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    wow, she's so hardcore, die already!

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    SO IS MAXIM GOING TO START PUTTING LITTLE BOYS ON THEIR COVERS NOW? SHAME.

71. aMY wINEHOUSE says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    AVRIL IS BEAUTIFUL and GORGEOUS!!!

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    This just shows how immature she is. Being a "wino" or any sort of addict isn't something to be taken lightly, especially considering all the startlets struggling to rid themselves of these addictions.
    She acts like a 14 year old, at best.

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    Go back to Canada you loser.
    While your there take some singing lessons.

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    Re: ivana jercough –

    Avril, would you do me for 3 million dollars ? I'm hugely hung, but I will be gentle

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    Paris Hilton's Birthday isn't until next week, but dumb bird bitch threw her ass a pre-Birthday party last night. Paris had Oompa Loompas perform, so I'm hoping she made her publicist, Elliot Mintz, dress as King Oompa Loompa or something. You can't tell me that's not some sort of costume. That looks like diarrhea was smeared all over his face. He was probably fixing Paris' stocking down below when she accidentally queefed and sprayed him with her toxic juices. He should get a raise for that.

    Ali Sims also attended the party. She's looking for her next bitch to hang on to since Brit is out of commission.

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    That means she has class….she's mature…

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    Such a dumb thing to say. I'm a wino now?!
    Please.

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    YOUR FUcKiNG PROMOs 4 YOUR sHOW tHIs TUESDAY NIGHT keep on coming on my big screen TV in my BEDROOM!

    I feel like your big faT FAce is here with me……Ack!!! Lemme watch Jeff Conaway's brain fritter in PEACE~!

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    YOUR FUcKiNG PROMOs 4 YOUR sHOW tHIs TUESDAY NIGHT keep on coming on my big screen TV in my BEDROOM!

    I feel like your big faT FAce is here with me……Ack!!! Lemme watch Jeff Conaway's brain fritter in PEACE~!

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    i don't like those pink strips in hair. what's with that??

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    In 5 years, no one will care about this high school dropout slut with no brains, no talent and no class. We love Feist. I dyed my hair the same color as hers today. It's not as scary as Tori Amos or Cyndi Lauper. Hope Feist cleans up tonight at the Grammys.
    I don't look at the comments after mine because I know they're nasty. A lot of people on the net are mean cuz they have no life. Many of them can't find a BF or GF so they have to hide behind a computer. They can't relate to people in RL so they have to harrass people on the net instead.
    Go Leslie Go!!!!!! Toronto–this neighborhood at least–loves you!!!!!

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    I wonder when Teddy rubs himself on Perez's carpet, is the poo stripe magenta or
    ceylon blue??

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    Well at least she doesn't lie about being a party girl. And as much as I hate to say it, she looks stunning in that pic.

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    Next for Avril is Playboy and showing the pink….she wouldn't be showing this much flesh if her music was any good.

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    she's just soOo fucking stupid… and ugly …. !

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    i like how you took a picture of the magazine on the table. real classy.

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    avril deserves better

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    ew avril looks aweful on that cover & CAN NOT sing. heidi cant either. & she was on the last cover. get somone like beyonce,miley cyrus, jessica simpson. ewwwwwww maximum suckkkkkksss…

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    AVRIL = DOUCHEWAGON.

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    NOT SEXXY

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    she looks hottttttttttttttttttttttttt

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    AVRIL MAY HAVE HER SELL OUT ISSUES BUT AT LEAST SHE ISNT A CRACK HEAD TOOTHLESS UGLY VERSION OF STREISAND AMY FUCKIN WINO

    LISTEN UP WINO FANS… YOUR FRIEND AMY SUCKS BALLS.. SHES TRYING TO BE SOMETHING SHE IS NOT… SHE HAS NO SOUL… SHES NOT A BLACK WOMAN… SHES A JEW WHO BELONGS ON OFF BROADWAY, OR IN HER CASE ON A STREET IN LOWER LONDON ASKING FOR CRACK

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    Re: Toronto Feist Fan – u know, i really agree with you. Well said. From your fellow torontonian.

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    Re: Toronto Feist Fan – That is a totally hypocritical comment! I mean that comment about Avril was pretty 'mean' and 'nasty'. And as for the people on the internet who has no life because they dont have a boyfriend or girlfriend (which by the way i do) is totally irrelevant. I think you need to get a life dying your hair like Feist? How sad is that?

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    followed by paris and alba, one of the three most worthless human beings!

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    If you think this is hot..you can get your own AVRIL LAVIGNE, all you gotta do is grab a six pack and head down to the trailer park. There's enough white trash for everybody! Hooray!

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    I saw this coming.Her posing like this on a magazine.She should of stayed in high school because soon no ones gonna care about her.And she'll need to actually do work like all other 23 year olds.And with all the lawsuits she's had-I see more coming.Soon we'll all see her behind a cash register in a McDonald's trying to figure out what 1.49 plus tax is.

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    Did Maxim forget to do the airbrushing? Tragic.

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    Avril is an idiot.

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     There's ALWAYS hope…hope that a serial killer will rise from the ranks and, hoping for acclaim, will…well, will hide certain parcels containing certain body parts of a certain celebrity in PzH's dustbin, ripe for discovery by a wide-eyed PzH early the next morning, subsequent pix to be posted on this site forthwith.