Dolly Injured!
Dolly Parton has had to postpone her upcoming U.S. tour because of a serious back ailment!
The singer has released the following statement:
"DOLLY PARTON FORCED TO POSTPONE U.S. TOUR TO RECOVER FROM BACK CONDITION 2.11.08
DOLLY PARTON has been forced to postpone her upcoming U.S. tour due to a back condition. Doctors have advised the iconic American singer, songwriter, film star and entrepreneur to take six to eight weeks off in order to recover properly.
The tour–in support of DOLLY's BACKWOODS BARBIE album, due out February 26 on Dolly Records–was set to kick off February 28 in Minneapolis, MN. DOLLY apologizes to all her fans for this inconvenience and hopes that her fans will be patient until the dates can be rescheduled for late April through May. Tickets will be honored for the new dates.
In a statement, DOLLY said: "I know I have been breaking my neck and bending over backwards trying to get my new Backwoods Barbie CD and world tour together, but I didn't mean to hurt myself doing it! But hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems. Seriously though, the doctors said I will be good as new in a few weeks, and I can't wait to get back out there. See you soon, Dolly."
Get well!!!
Where Did Everyone Go?
Such A Pretty Girl
Ewwww.
first
FIRST!
first!
Hum duh,every normal girl knows on the planet that big boobs is really bad for you,especially the back,serves you right you dumb back ass country hick,I have no pity for you.See what your chest did for you,suffer bitch
Wow Breanna, you must be so proud to be first. LOSER…oh yeah…you weren't even first! Get well Dolly!
carry those boobs around - your back would hurt, too!
yummy tities
Nooooooooo not Dolly
first..
poor dolly
where are her arms?
I love danny and his HOT new car..
FOURTH!
GET WELL SOON!!!!!!! LOVE YA DOLLY
Um why does her hair look like a straw stack? Is her head that shape?
GET A BOOOB REDUCTION!!!
I grew up listening to her music and just adore her. She doesn't seem like any of these other asshole celebutards. Get better, Dolly! We love YOU!!!
HAHAHAHAHA! i love her!
AH! I have tickets for March! Get well DOLLY!
Get better.
Such a trooper…hurt and still has an awesome sense of humor!
Surprise, surprise. What is she, like a hundred?
Hello???? Why does she have such gigantic implants if she has a bad back. Can you say reduction? Dumb twat.
I hope she gets well soon. She seems like such a sweet person I've never heard anything bad about her being snotty or mean to people.
Too much time spent on plastic surgery. Dolly needs to understand that her voice is what people want. Too many intubations cannot be good for the vocal cords.
LOL!!! I LOVE HER!!!
LOL!!! I LOVE HER!!!
Of course she is going to have back pain. People w/ big boobs always do.
I love Dolly and hope she recovers quickly. Perez- your headline scared me.
Re: Victoria – Last time I heard, those aren't implants she has had those breats forever. She just has a small frame so it looks unusual but I'm pretty sure those are hers.
AWW POOR THING….MAYBE SHE SHOUILD GET A BREAST REDUCTION…AND ARE THOSE REAL????? JUST WONDERING!!!!!!!!!!!!
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GET WELL SOON DOLLY. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL. WE LOVE YOU!!!
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She needs to put those boobs on a sling or something !! Dolly looks fantastic !!! her skin is like porcelain
I don't want to dis Dolly (cause she's cool) but you can't really joke about having such big puppies when you intentionally made said puppies bigger than they were when God gave them to you! But I hope she's well soon!
Get better soon girl! WE LOVE YOU!! I have been a fan for 30 years!!!
Get better soon girl! WE LOVE YOU!! I have been a fan for 30 years!!!
Dolly is still hot and sexy at her age. I would be more than happy to carry them succulant tities around for her. I would prop them up with my mouth, my hands, she could rest them units on my head. Anything to help her with them awsome, wicked tities.
To all the haters:
First of all, fuck you. Secondly, I am a legend. And I could easily buy each and every one of you. And what would I do when I bought you? I'd have you slaughtered and fed to your families in various meatloafs and chilis.
As for my fans, I love all you! You are my babies! I particularly love my gay fans! If it were up to me you would be able to marry before those divorce-lovin' straights.
P.S. I hope Miley Cyrus dies of siphilys and rots in hell.
Another celebrity soon-to-be hooked on prescription pain killers! Celebrity rehab herrrr I come!!!
P.S. To all the fucking brain-dead retards who comment to be "FIRST!!!" you're fucking stupid and should be tortured and fed to rats. Get a life seventh graders!
I LOVE YOU DOLLY!!YOUR THE BEST OF EVERYTHING!! GET WELL SOON!! TO HELL WITH YOU HATERS GET A LIFE DOLLYS GREAT!!
JAJAA. . CARAJOO YA ERA HORAA. . ESA VIEJA BELLACA YA ES HUMANAA!
#38 YOUR A LOSER GET A LIFE TO!!!
All she has to do is get her breast implants removed and she wouldn't have the back problems any more.
perez, sin tripeo. . primero qe me borraste el comment. . segundo qe a qien carajo le importa esta vieja bellaca? es megaa anciana y problemas de la espaalda (por edad) le da a to el mundo
She rules. So humble and funny.
YOU GET BETTER, GIRL.
HEY #5 your a smart whippersnapper We's can tell! Get help soon dumbass bitch!
HEY #5 your a smart whippersnapper We's can tell! Get help soon dumbass bitch!
Dolly is a class act, a nice person, and has earned her success. I know what a bad back is like, so Dolly, please rest and take it easy until you feel no pain. Those suckers have a way of coming back if you overdo it!
no sxsw????
Re: HOOSIERGUY – Hoosier guy "your" (you're) an uneducated retard "to" (too).
See you in Hell. Wait, you're already in Indiana. Close enough to Hell.
hey we live in AMERICA……SPEAK F-ING ENGLISH WTF…..AMERICA…LAND OF THE F-ING RETARDS…………………………P.S. LOVE U PEREZ
Get well soon. Do all ignorant humans. . im sure she takes care of her self and isnt retarded. Just because she has big boobs doesnt mean thats why her back hurts. Im guessing it has to do with practicing for tour! Dont heckle, she ROCKS!
Re: G-GIRL – Wow, G-Girl, how closed minded can we be? You must be from the South? How do you know whoever spoke in the other language is from America? They do have the Internet in other countries.
Fucking retarded whore.
Thas what happens when you have big titties, and i can promise it shall only get worse
hahahaa
boy STUPID BITCH you pick a good name for yourself, and I bet you did it all by yourself
Poor D3lly! She is the most beautiful 62-year-old I've ever seen! To think she's had her boobs reduced once already! wE LOVE YOU D3LLY!!!
PS ~ HATERS, FUCK OFF!
#2 - BREANNA and #3 - BREANNA = You are such a freaking idiot. You have never been first and you never will be.
Her boob goes all the way up to her collar bone, thats freaky. Shes too damn old to be lugging around those grotesquely over-sized mammories!
SEE NEVER HAD IMPLANTS
Re: bROOKE – She's already had one, dumb fuck!
She wouldn't be Dolly Parton without the big boob, big lips & big hair.
Even when she carried a lot of weight for her frame, her chest was huge. It just seems bigger now that she is so slender.
Get well Dolly
I Love Dolly!
here's a thought…
you have enough money to not suffer and be in pain from having extra huge breasts…
How about instead of taking time off to heal your back, you take time off and get breast reduction surgery….
Re: Princess Cut Diamonds – Um, she's had them REDUCED. SHE NEVER HAD A BOOB JOB. DUH. HERS ARE REAL!!!!!!!!! PAM ANDERSON, SHE AIN'T! I REMEMBER HER JOKING ON JOHNNY CARSON, YEARS AGO, HOW PEOPLE POINTED A FINGER AT HER ASSUMING HER TITS WERE FAKE AND SHE SAID, "DO YOU REALLY THINK I'D PUT THIS SIZE PUPPIES ON A BARELY 5' BODY?" SHE'S ADORABLE. LEAVE HER ALONE!!!
You Twats! I'm from England and even WE know about Dolly's numerous breast reductions!
You Twats! I'm from England and even WE know about Dolly's numerous breast reductions'
You Twats! I'm from England and even WE know about Dolly's numerous breast reductions
You Twats! I'm from England and even WE know about Dolly's numerous breast reductions
You Twats! I'm from England and even WE know about Dolly's numerous breast reductions
You Twats! I'm from England and even WE know about Dolly's numerous breast reductions
You Twats! I'm from England and even WE know about Dolly's numerous breast reductions
You Twats! I'm from England and even WE know about Dolly's numerous breast reductions
You Twats! I'm from England and even WE know about Dolly's numerous breast reductions
maybe if she lost 8lbs from each tit and about 1lb from her lips she wouldn't have so many back issues.
You'd be careful about another breast reduction if your tits were insured for $600,000.
RE:EVA
FIRST OF ALL BITCH IM NOT A RETARD….I HAVE MY PHD…..AND NO NOT FROM THE SOUTH EITHER…..AS I SEE IT OUR COUNTRY WOULD NOT BE IN SUCH A MESS IF IT WERE NOT FOR IMMIGRANTS……WHO IS DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY?????? LIVING ON WELFARE AS SOON AS THEY CROSS THE BORDER….OR BETTER YET KILLING OUR LOVED ONES AS WE TURN OUR HEADS AND LET THEM COME ON IN…..WHY NOT BE BITTER……..OUR OWN GOVERNMENT ALLOWS THEM TO KILL OUR LOVED ONES….SO KISS MY ASS….WHORE
Get well soon! Love the new album.
Stupid bitch you are such an absolute ASS!!! F*** you! Dolly is amazing!!!! Get better soon Dolly can't wait to see you in Atlanta!
Re: Miss D-Licious – They are the real thing…and she's already had at least one reduction. At least she has a sense of humor about the situation!
Re: G-GIRL – RIGHT ON. GLAD YOU SET HER STRAIGHT!
I don't care if your oversized tits are your "thing", she is too old for those…….
I love you Dolly…get well.
How come Dolly has the worst whore makeup, slutty clothes, fake hair, and most hideous boob jobs….and yet, one still cant help but to love her.
Her sweet personality and beautiful voice really shines through.
and u idiiots, she HAS admitted publicly to having her breasts enhanced. Then shes had to have them redone several times.
But shes one of those rare celebrities who is more than her image. A Caring, warm lady.
Unlike Britney…even at her best..she was dead and ugly inside.
GET WELL DOLLY!
yeah huge tits will do that to you :]
She is so adorable. I hope you feel better Dolly!
I would love to see what those titties look like flopped out of her bra.
i forget….. are her boobs real or fake?
Her boobs are as fake as Bushs education. Read it on the Wikipedia. I even remember her talking about it publicly. Shes not ashamed about it. Shes had several facelifts and keeps getting the boobs redone. But they were always augmented to begin with. No one can be THAT skinny with that large breasts.
You can tell by the way they are on her body that it is not natural. Real large breasts..especially in one who is that age would be hanging MUCH lower in the upper pec area. Look at pics of her when she was about 18…she was never large breasted..and she was heavier then.
Perez even I can decipher that one:
SHE HATES YOUR NEW HAIR AND REFUSES TO BE PHOTOGRAPHED WITH YOU!
Werent you and her suppose to hook up next Friday?
OK! Now do you believe me and give me a chance to style you for a week? You wont believe the difference, trust Patches on this one.
Patches
Don't kid yourselves, Dolly is ADDICTED to plastic surgery. I'm willing to BET MONEY she's just recovering from ANOTHER procedure. I love her but she's not looking HUMAN anymore.
the negativity these comment forums spews is disgusting.
Perez, you should shut down comments for one day to protest the blatant 'I'm the best and i'll tell you what i like" hate words which are filling these pages.
it would just make a point. either that or remove hateful comments and ban the commentor's email
dolly parton is an entertainer, you know, the industry people spend $10 billion a year on. she did what it took to earn fame and she doesn't need useless comments filled with hate directed at her. look at yourself before casting judgments on others.
Dolly doooo you'd better not cancel your Atlanta show…I have good seats and I'm a wanting to see you!!!!!!!
Dolly is just the best. I live near her old home and she is always coming back here and doing good for the community. She is a real person and a great singer and entertainer. God bless her! Get well soon Dolly!
Danny is mine. You other bitches better recognize!
I don't care about the age. I'd still oil those babies up and slide my cock in between them till I exploded. Fuck all you jealous bitches who will never have the fame, career or looks (fake or not)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You don't have to be into country to like that shot.
Re: renee –
Hey Renee, Call me. Danny
lOOK HOW FAKE THOSE THINGS ARE, A BLIND MAN CAN TELL THOSE BALLOONS ARE FUCKING FAKE IT GOES ALL THE WAY UP TO HER SHOULDER BLADES! WHO'S BOOBS DO THAT NATURALLY?????!
How fucking embarrassing, for a woman over 60 to be walking around with giant plastic implants and then being so vain in keeping them as a senior citizen that she has crippling back pain.
She's just soooooo HOT!!!!
Just looooooooooooove Ms Dolly!! Bet her ta-tas weigh more than she does. She will nevah drown, honey.
The DIVA is right.
I will absolutely forever and until the end of time despise Jessica Simpson who in my opinion is unprofessional and a huge DOLT for dissing Dolly Parton at the TELEVISED Kennedy Center Awards!!! I wouldn't book JS for a parking ticket much less a professional gig. She is another imposer - like Paris Hilton. They both IMPOSE themselves on everyone. UGH!!!!!!!!
Shut Up, Perez! You're just all butt-sore because you put your money on the wrong horse. HITLERY'S GOING DOWN!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
OBAMA '08!! OBAMA '08!! OBAMA '08!! OBAMA '08!! OBAMA '08!! OBAMA '08!!
yummm look at them tits
To me, she sounds like a chipmunk sucking on helium. Quit being so vain Dolly and get some silicone taken out of your chest! It's okay to age.
Holy Hannah! Who IS this woman! This looks nothing like Dolly Parton! What have they done with her???
She's beginning to look like the Riddler from Batman movies…yikes!
I've heard of lip plumper, but how did they make her mouth so big??? her mouth, as in the cavern that now passes for one…New kind of plastic surgery???
and one more nip/tuck and her eyebrows will merge with her hairline! and speaking of hairline….does she even have one?? Never seen her regular hair…has anyone?
Still, she is Dolly, and we love her, really
I love this woman! We can't even make booby jokes because she beats us to them every time!