Dolly Injured!
Dolly Parton has had to postpone her upcoming U.S. tour because of a serious back ailment!
The singer has released the following statement:
"DOLLY PARTON FORCED TO POSTPONE U.S. TOUR TO RECOVER FROM BACK CONDITION 2.11.08
DOLLY PARTON has been forced to postpone her upcoming U.S. tour due to a back condition. Doctors have advised the iconic American singer, songwriter, film star and entrepreneur to take six to eight weeks off in order to recover properly.
The tour–in support of DOLLY's BACKWOODS BARBIE album, due out February 26 on Dolly Records–was set to kick off February 28 in Minneapolis, MN. DOLLY apologizes to all her fans for this inconvenience and hopes that her fans will be patient until the dates can be rescheduled for late April through May. Tickets will be honored for the new dates.
In a statement, DOLLY said: "I know I have been breaking my neck and bending over backwards trying to get my new Backwoods Barbie CD and world tour together, but I didn't mean to hurt myself doing it! But hey, you try wagging these puppies around a while and see if you don't have back problems. Seriously though, the doctors said I will be good as new in a few weeks, and I can't wait to get back out there. See you soon, Dolly."
Get well!!!
Where Did Everyone Go?
Such A Pretty Girl
[re=1499524]Re: Victoria…do you kiss you mother with that mouth, Victoria…
"9 to 5" is one of the greatest, most hilarious, feminist comedies of all time! Dolly Parton, Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin running aroud, smoking pot and plotting retribution on their asshole, chauvinist bosses ??? Not to be missed!!!
Can't say it enough, it's a wacky, unforgettable epic farce!
DOLLY RULES! And so do string bands…
Seriously, though, Dolly's been in many collaberations with respected musicians over the years. She understands harmony.
JOLENE is still my favorite!
DAMN!
I had tickets too!
Been watching and listening to her sing ever since she was with George Jone.
TIME TO DOWNSIZE THE GIRLS AGAIN!!
I really love this woman, but she SERIOUSLY needs to STOP with the plastic surgery on her face. She's really starting to look like the Joker in the Batman movies…..seriously!
Dolly, get a breast reduction already!!!!! We love you for your vibrant personality, and your gifts of song………you have no waist, and then BOOM..those two honkers……..it's ridiculous already. If your back is suffering the consequences, than do the best thing for your body. Take a few pounds off those puppies. Your career will survive.
I LOVE YOU DOLLY! Get well soon
Her back ache is probably due to those large breasts.
Dolly, I loves ya, but you seriously need to get those things reduced (again) to normal size. Come on, the back trouble isn't worth it.
I cant believe how stupid some of you are. She has NEVER had a boob job. Thats all natural.
Jolene, JOlene, JOLEEEENE!!!
Dolly rocks!
1. If you don't have something nice to say about Dolly, shut up, get off the computer, and go hug your Avril Lavigne tickets.
2. Go find the Morons Political Club website if you want to post your drooling drivel about Barry O-Blah-Blah. Nobody here cares.
oh my god what a scary picture. she looks like a muppet with breasts.
Get well soon, Dolly!
Love your new album! :]
It's the damn girls…
Get better Dolly
Not surprised considering her boobs are almost attached to her neck in that pic.
get well sweet dolly!! i wish you the speediest recovery. and thank you for ignoring all the idiotic comments above, and soon below. we all just wish we were as talented, successful, and beautiful as you are.
thank you perez for streaming the preview of "backwoods dolly." it made me love you again.
Dolly Parton is one of THE sweetest and most classy women in the music, (celebrity) business; I don't think she’s ever really had "bad" press. Those are NATURAL breasts peeps…you try carrying those around for 60 some odd years! She's SO tiny…I seriously do NOT know how she's done it for all these years! Hey and Perez: you DID NOT have to put DIVA across her chest…grow up! I'd rather have huge tits than have hair that looks like a skunk that found a “magic rainbow”! I’ve truly wondered for some time now how you could possibly think your hair is hot; it’s baffling honestly. Seriously dude, you're kind of creepy.
Entertaining as you are, you contribute to all of the media garbage on people that OMG like people ACTUALLY think are worthy of reading about…pfff, get over yourself, get a haircut that wouldn’t make a small child have nightmares, and stop calling yourself the “Queen of Gossip”! FYI: just because people read/visit your website doesn’t mean you are liked, admired, or popular, it means people are bored and it’s human nature to want to see celebrity folly; you just happen to promote their follies to a supreme height of judgment and hypocrisy. You should really just start calling yourself the “Queen of Media-Hungry Whores”—you’re NO different than any other ridiculous so-called has been who’s throwing their cell phone at “the help” to get some media attention. OH AND, for crying out loud, learn how to SPELL—frick! I CANNOT believe veteran anchorman Sam Donaldson gave you even two seconds of his time…you are no "asset" to the news world, bloggers, or journalism in general; you make serious journalists all look like greedy, celebrity-driven, skanks…And HA….you are SO NOT the first "blogger" to have a website geared toward celebrity downfalls…get over yourself and leave Dolly alone; she has more kindness in her thumbnail than your entire body…which, take a leap here, is a LARGE differentiation.
LOVE
LOVE
LOVE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FEEL BETTER DOLLY!
Re: Stupid bitch – FUCK YOU you shit-for-brains idiot whore. Dolly Parton rocks and there is not a damn thing you can do about it. You couldn't have picked a more appropriate name for yourself you stupid bitch.
Her top lip looks like the guy on the Pringle's can's mustache. WTF!
I Love Dolly!
ha! her press statement is just so gosh darn cute! Love her! Get better soon, Dolly!
Maybe if your tits didnt start at your shoulders and end at your belly button you could function like a normal person…she doesnt even look human anymore
El equipo de pesca esta en la cocina
Crazy big titty lady….
She looks totally fake, like a Bratz doll with those exaggerated collagen lips.
Mess. Dolly. Hot One.
Someone wrote:
Another celebrity soon-to-be hooked on prescription pain killers! Celebrity rehab herrrr I come!!!
My response:
Please! Dolly is not rehab bound like these starlets of today. She's strong-minded and strong-willed, and that really pisses me off that you'd say that as if you almost WISH she would. Dolly has never been in any sort of drugs/alcohol scandal or predicament. Don't hate!
As for the boob comments, she's making jokes about it to keep it lighthearted, and all of y'all start bashing like the boobs are really the problem. They may or may not be, but she's just showing a sense of humor.
Geez, someone gets injured and there's practically more ill-will wishers than get-well wishers. PATHETIC. But I bet when you ill-will wishers are sick, you want everyone to wait hand and foot on you. So sad that y'all are that negative and miserable.
GET WELL, DOLLY!
I love Dolly!
No! Dolly you have to get better because the world would be so boring without you! STAY IN BED WOMAN!!
Oh, and feel better!
One more thing…..to all you people who are telling her to get her implants removed. Think about it…just think about it…..Dolly Parton…..small boobs……Dolly Parton….small boobs. It just doesn't make sense! Big boobs have always been her signature look! And last time I checked she had arms…what happend to those??
I love dolly's sweater puppies! Blubble blubble blubble! Yummy!
Re: Stupid bitch – Apparently your name fits!!!!
Re: Dolly Parton – Uhmmm Dolly would never say these things.
Re: Victoria – Victoria… Uhmm Not implants….. Remember your last word when you look in a mirror
I hope she eats a little more. She's become too thin. I love Miss Dolly!!!
SHE'S CUTE AND ALL BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP WITH THE BREAST IMPLANTS!!! NOW THAT HILLARY IS GOING TO LOSE.. WHAT CAN I TELL MY DAUGHTER IS VALUED AND RESPECTED IN THIS COUNTRY…BIG TITS, BLONDE HAIR, MONEY, WHORING YOURSELF OUT ON MTV FOR MONEY, OR GETTING A WEBSITE AND TALKING SHIT ABOUT EVERYONE!!! PLEASE LET ME KNOW.
SHE'S CUTE AND ALL BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP WITH THE BREAST IMPLANTS!!! NOW THAT HILLARY IS GOING TO LOSE.. WHAT CAN I TELL MY DAUGHTER IS VALUED AND RESPECTED IN THIS COUNTRY…BIG TITS, BLONDE HAIR, MONEY, WHORING YOURSELF OUT ON MTV FOR MONEY, OR GETTING A WEBSITE AND TALKING SHIT ABOUT EVERYONE!!! PLEASE LET ME KNOW.
SHE'S CUTE AND ALL BUT FOR FUCKS SAKE STOP WITH THE BREAST IMPLANTS!!! NOW THAT HILLARY IS GOING TO LOSE.. WHAT CAN I TELL MY DAUGHTER IS VALUED AND RESPECTED IN THIS COUNTRY…BIG TITS, BLONDE HAIR, MONEY, WHORING YOURSELF OUT ON MTV FOR MONEY, OR GETTING A WEBSITE AND TALKING SHIT ABOUT EVERYONE!!! PLEASE LET ME KNOW.
I love Dolly's music she ia an awesome singer but sadly she looks like some sort of plastic fantastic puppet!
Poor Dolly. Now here's a woman! She's amde mitakes and makes fun of herself or them! I love Miss Dolly!
Perez, How much is Dolly paying ya? We know you don't like country.
good grief!!…this woman doesn't even look human in the pic above…what's going on here?…she looks as if she belongs in madame tissauds or packaged up as a life-like pleasure doll….christ!
bless you girl… for so much
Amanda Lepore has fierce competition!
Amanda Lepore has a twin….fierce!
Re: G-GIRL – Bitch don't fucking forget who came first. White people single handedly STOLE land from Hawaiians, Native Americans and YES Hispanics. Stupid bitch Mexico is right below us, and immigrants are what created this country. The land of the fucking free. So lets not forget who the real murderers are. And you know what bitch, white people make up more of this country now, and take up more food stamps. People from other countries are not lazy. And by the way, i wouldn't be flaunting around a supposed PHD with how retarded your racist ass sounds. If i had to guess it, I'd assume you were nothing more than a sad fat ass trailer trash skank. Your life will be your own punishment bitch. BTW Hispanics will be the majority in less than 10 years, so I'd get used to the idea of getting comfortable with those immigrants, who probably do 10X's more work for less pay than your dumb ass will ever do.
I adore Dolly.. I have met her several times in person and she may be the nicest person i have ever met… She makes you feel lke that you and her have been old friends for years…. Get Well Dolly.. love ya
Ooooh shit! Dolly Parton looks like a fucking wax work D:
I cant say that I would listen to her music, but she is so freaking adorable! I LOVE DOLLY!
well duh…try having 200 lb boobs and the rest of ur body only being 5 lbs…it might cause a few problems
She looks like Janice from The Muppet Show. Or a puppet from Crank Yankers.
Re: Eva Longoria-Parker –
Wow Eva Longwhoria Parker–sweetie, how closed minded are you? We keep it real in the south. You fuckers on the west coast are just that….fuckers. I can't wait for California to break off into the ocean and float away–carrying all of you fucktards and all of the fucktard celebs with it. Ahoy DUMBFUCK! Oh, and how do I know you are from the west coast? I don't actually–you are a fucktard no matter where you live. Bye sweetie.
You know I am not a country fan but I took a listen at her new CD from your site Perez and I actually liked it. Whats up with Shinola that is a funny word.
Anyway thanks for enlightening me to all different types of sounds I would not have heard in my little circle.
Miss Dolly ain't telling me nothin I don't already knows from personal experience. There are days when my back aches so much that I have to takes some medicines and sometimes they don't work unless I have a few cocktails. Oh yeah! The mens dey love to work 'em but dey don't knows how much these puppies weigh. Fortunately, I can spend most of my day on my back and have my handy man fetch what I need. Poor Miss Dolly…at least she's got a good sense of humor about her "girls". I can wait to see her performe on her tour. I wanted to hear her album on Mr. Perez's site last week, but I had to work and couldn't stay near the computer.
Maybe she should get a breast reduction. You know…having too big of jugs can hurt the back…DUH
AMAZING…I KNOW I KNOW….A LOT OF IT IS WIGS AND MAKEUP AND SHE'S HAD SOME WORK DONE BUT STILL………SHE LOOKS AMAZING…ALWAYS LOVED HER..SO DOWN TO EARTH…AND GIVES BACK…AND HASN 'T FORGOT WHERE SHE CAME FROM…DOLLY IS A SWEETIE PIE AND I WISH I COULD KISS HER CHEEK
those big jugs finally hurt her back. long live booooobs
HER BREASTS. ARE. REAL!!!!!! People errrrrrrr…LISTEN! Dolly's breasts are REAL, REAL, REAL, REAL, REAL…R.E.A.L! Leave her alone…ICH LIEBE DOLLY PARTON!!!! What a sweetheart to the tenth power…love you! Keep on truckin'!
She seems like such a smart, genuine, and humorous person. Absolutely charming!
As for her looks, Dolly probably summed it up best HERSELF when she said, "It takes a lot of money to look this cheap." Get well soon, girl!
She has a point, i dare anyone to try carrying those gainomous melons around and see if they don't have back pains..
At least you can understand what Dolly is saying when she sings unlike those piece of shit wannabe PIMPS AND HO'S singing what's called "R & B.” What a waste of time, people hating others and trying to make themselves look good.