Inside The Mind Of An "Artist"
Ticket sales for Avril Lavigne's upcoming tour are sluggish, to put it mildly. So, the singer and "songwriter" held a press conference to try and drum up interest in her new outing.
Here are some of the HIGHlights:
"My inspiration for this record, a lot of it came from the live show and knowing what kind of songs I wanted to play live. I wanted to play fast, fun songs. I love playing songs like Sk8er Boi onstage because the crowd just reacts, and I love it when everyone is freaking out and jumping.
My last record, Under My Skin, was pretty mid-tempo and darker, so every song was like bringing down the audience. So I was just wanted to rock, which is why I made a very up-tempo record.
The show is going to be very upbeat and the production will be bigger in the sense of dancers during a couple of songs, LED screens, a pink-sparkled drum kit and flags. Over time, I've sort of learned how I need to be on stage, and I'm more confident. It's just more dynamic, brighter and more colorful. I'm excited about it because I've been working on the show for a very long time now. And it's just going to be really fun to finally go play."
[Image via WENN.]
Such A Pretty Girl
Where's My $$?
yio
what a cunt licker. i cant stand her
first?
Man, that is one bad picture of her.
obviously no-one cares…..
FIRST.EW
first!
well under my skin was the best one so far…….
LMFAO Oh, and the pissing contest between these two TOOLS continues.
first…suckk
LAME-O!
I like to lick flan and other desserts and pastries out of Perez Hilton's ass. I also occasionally lick Avril Lavignes out of his ass.
yoo ew
im like tweny something i think XD
WHO CARES ABOUT THESE USELESS POP TARTS ANYMORE…
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AMY WINEHOUSE IS A TRUE ROCKER… SHE CAN PARTY TILL SHE OD'S AND STILL KICK ASS ON STAGE.
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I WANT MY ROCK STARS TO BE DRUGGED OUT LIKE THE OLD DAYS WHEN ROCKERS WERE COOL AND POP TARTS WERE NERDS!
anyway, can't believe that came out of someone who actually claimed herself to be an 'artist' and different from the 'popstars'. She's basically telling us that all she cares is what sells.
is that chris crocker?
HEY INVEST IN A SPRAY TAN LIKE THE OTHER HOLLYWOOD HO'S!
No one cares that why the tickets aren't selling!!!
NO SHIT??? like there is gonna be a pink sparle drum set and flags and shiney things?
Wooooooooooo Whoooooooo BITCH!
NO-ONE CARES
U SUCK ASS
" A prink sparkly drum kit AND flags?" - show me to that ticket queue!!!!!! I just GOTTA go!!!!! Hahahahahahaha
NO TALENT - she needs to be obliterated.
first
woooo
Geez, I hate that girl.
She has ZERO Talent.
I hate when you post about Avril. No one cares!!!
Avril….you're fucking untalented and butt pug fugly, quit your "career"…your "singing" is pitiful at best. I'm fucking ashamed to call myself Canadian because of you.
all of you are so pathetic and jealous. what have you done with your lives, losers???????????? oh, I know….nothing. It's not easy being green.
Im taking my dd to see the show..I wish they would just leave her alone..
she is WACK.
I HATE HER
She should be kissing Perez Hilton's a$$ 'cuz that the only "media" attention she'll get and where people would respond. Other than that, NO ONE CARES about AVRIL!!!!!!!
first she is a loser so hot
She still SUX a BIGGGG ONEEEEE!
She is so HOT…
Who cares about Avril…..yawn…….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
just spare us the mediocrity and cancel this bullshit! no one cares!
I don't know what they call it up in Canada, but in America, we call that SELLING OUT.
I really hope no one goes to her concert, that would be perfect
this chicky knows how to rock, when she wants too…. rock on sister
1st biches
Oo!! Ive been to one of her concerts in Dallas! I loved it! but then again i was like 16.. either way i'd def go again!! I love you Avril!!
Even if Im not first, I am firssssssssssssssssttt.
Love the new hair Perezille.
que alguien la mate y deje ya de sufrir.
Avril is a fuk-tard like seriously she's fuked in the head and a jessica simpson wannabe
GO DIE
and stay the fuk away from canada
HOE
please file that under 'if you are easily offended' I don't want to go to your site again and see that face without warning!
If you rushed to type "first," you rode the short bus to school when you were a kid.
A Somalian arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United
States.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"
The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."
The man goes on and encounters another passerby. " Thank you for having
such a beautiful country here in America !" The person says,
"I not American, I Vietnamese."
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!"
That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from Middle East , I am not
Americans?He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?"
She says , "No, I am from Africa!" Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"
The African lady checks her watch and says…"Probably at work!!!!!!!
Looks like she´s going for the Amy Winehouse look with that eyeliner and a mini beehive.
www.TheWilShow.com it's a real scream
well me and my friends got tickets 2 see her and can't wait
if u dnt like her, why waste ur time and leave stupid comments? faf!
Who is her audience? I mean who likes her, some Canadian 16 year olds?
I couldn't be less interested in her - let alone laugh at her misery.
Peerez, I hope that plastic Chinese toy that melted on your head has not given you brain damage.
This story ranks a "waste of cyberspace".
You must be hungover today, I dont blame you - I'd be upset if someone gave me an out-dated orange inverted pyramid - V wedge bang Vitoria Beckham tired hairdo too - and drank myself into a blackout.
You need bad hairdo rehab. You cant stop.
Call me.
Patches
Sun's pretty much set. Hope you haven't burned through all the dough! Guess it's time to make the next career move — celebrity reality show!
wow…she looks like skeletor in this picture!
OMG OMG OMG….i really want to go to her concert now!!!!!
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.Can somebody just kick her in the face please? Thanks!
What a dreadful picture! She looks like she's just risen from a coffin.
What the fuck does this RUDE LITTLE SKANK think is going to happen when she spits at people and curses at what few fans she has!! SHE'S JUST A RUDE, NASTY, STUCK-UP, LOW CLASSED, SKANKY LITTLE BITCH WHO NEEDS TO LEARN NOT TO BITE THE FANS THAT FEED HER!!!
i saw her live and she was AMAZING.
everyone should buy tickets. i know i did.
Since she hangs out with Alli Sims may be she could get Sam Lutfi to manager her "career" and give he some meds.
Cool… Now go have dinner at Koi!!!
She needs to stop acting like sucha HARD ASS.
I used to like her…….Now I just think she's a CUNT!!!
I add to those who cant stand this bitch. fuck famous people who treats his fans like shit
This is what I read: It's me bitches, Avril. I cannot perform live for the life of me. Because I am starting to realize that I have alienated many former and future fans I have decided that the best way to entice you to come out and pay for a ticket to my show is by telling you about this magical sparkly pink drum kit. You guys know you want to pay money to see that alone, suckers!
has been!! she sucks her time is ova!! we got paramore now!! that lead singer is cooler and better than crappy avril with her selling out "girlfriend" pop crap wtf has happened to her sound? she has become corporate shit!! is she still spitting at her fans?
Avril might be a cunt, but she's absolutely gorgeous.
Pink sparkled drum kit? sounds like a Peaches concert to me….is Samantha Maloney her new drummer? Ummm…no. Maybe she'll cover Peaches????
One of her fangs has more talent than her "songwriting skills". I hope her tour tanks. Who buys her music anyway? Tweens? Dumb cunt.
Re: Joke of the day – LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
YIKES!
can't she just go away…she's gotta have what?…20 million??? when is it enough? With 20 mill she can buy enough neck ties and spiked jewelry to supply her for the rest of her life and still have enough money to have those vampire teeth shaved down. Please leave!!! And take your hobbit-pug faced husband with you!!! HA
Pftt! STFU Avril no one friggin cares ’bout UR music anymore.
Avril is disgusting
Seriously, does anyone even care about her anymore?
Cause everyone knows dancers are sooooo punk rawk!!
Fun. Fun. Fun.
Its going to be FUN.
DESPERATE.
Fuck Avril. I was supposed to see her back in 2006 in Indy, but the bitch cancelled her show. For no reason other than sluggish sales. FUCK YOU, AVRIL!
it looks like she is trying to be amy winehouse
she sucks!!!!!!!!!can we please stop hearing about her
Avril "thinks" she's got this punk edge to her, and it's just not so. My 4 year old son is more punk than she is !!!! WOOT WOOT!!!!
"This guy's more punk than me!!" LOL
way to copy winehouse with the eye liner… soooo unoriginal
Re: GASP!!!! –
RU SMOKING CRACK??? AMY CRACKHOUSE IS A CRACK HOE THAT CAN"T SING!!! THAT SONG IS TERRIBLE. MY DOG SINGS BETTER.
Re: A – everyone sells out in america eventually!!(even canadians) ha ha , but perez, you hate her right, and all you can say is STUFFY NOSE? i think your game is as strong as her ticket sales right now…. i know… you want us to buy 1 love perez shirts and go boo at her concerts….right? !! say something trashy dammit thats why we come here!!!!!!!!
As soon as I heard her singing a song about kicking some guy's ass, I was out, that was it for me. She can't kick anyone's ass.
does she really think she's a rocker????? hahahahahahahahaahaha
GO AWAY BITCH!
Avril you tried to hard back in the day to be the anti Britney and Christina and push that fake punk style!! Your little fans want let you change you took it to far!
Shut Up, Perez! You're just all butt-sore because you put your money on the wrong horse. HITLERY'S GOING DOWN!!! HAHAHAHA!!!
OBAMA '08!! OBAMA '08!! OBAMA '08!! OBAMA '08!! OBAMA '08!! OBAMA '08!!
a pink-sparkled drum kit? count me in!!!
I always read that as "Candidialand", home of the STD.
Nice cocaine nose job. This stupid little twat is the queen of fake fucking whores. Let's hope the world doesn't have to deal with her too much longer. Oh, and I can't forget to mention and emphasize just how ugly she's gotten. Woof. She looks like a bad drag queen who's had too much of the wrong surgery.
Puleeese! I have seen her on stage and she is sleepwalking! BOOOOORING!
Why is she even trying to have a new cd and tour??! She's not 17 anymore!!! She needs to get rid of that stupid pink hair and grow up.And ps:Where is her husband throughout all of this? He's never seen with her.She needs to go away and stop trying to get famous agian!
stop with the infantile drawings on your celeb photo's - you have no class at all - while we're on you - you must realize that when you post in the third person it's clear you're deranged, queenie listen, you're fat, fug, and a persistent parasite who has horrible style and worse intellect…it's the pot calling the kettle black when you attempt to put down people who have more talent in their baby toe than you do in your camel-toe life LOL get a clue, perez, and if you want to be respected stop with the stupid comments and white chalk like drawings on celebrities - and
Avril is amazing and has so much talent there is little you or any pap's can do to take away from her - she'll be laughing at you with your fucking retarded orange clown hair all the way to the bank while you're out screwing the guy who has made you what you are today…LOL
she has a coke face on this picture, she did say she's wino now. STUPID HO GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM, WE DON'T WANT YOUR SORRY ASS HERE.
The day of the miming pop tarts and drugged out over hyped singers
is just about over. From now on they will need a real voice and acceptable
behaviour to succeed. Avril and Amy has better shape up. The viewing
audience for the Grammys was terrible. I don't believe Avril has any
chance. Amy will if she can stop the drugs and alcohol.
isn't she that nasty bitch who spits in people's faces?
obviously Coco Rocha and Chris Crocker never stopped drinking during the pregnancy
a pink-sparkled drum kit and flags?? well now you couldnt stop me from going!! (yeah right)
I've got tickets to the tour……I'll let you know if it sucks Perez! Not really looking forward to it.