Macca and Mucca Battle It Out In Court!
Rock legend Paul McCartney faced off against gold digger Heather Mills in a London court on Monday.
The pair are in a bitter war over Macca's billions - $1.6 to be precise.
Mucca wants it and her way!
The pair have been separated for two years and have been unable to reach an agreement on what could be the largest divorce settlement in British history.
A British family law expert said the former soft porn model was likely to receive anything from $100 million to $200 million.
Outside the proceedings, dozens of photographers and television crews from around the world gathered…probs hoping to catch Heather arriving in a wheelchair or doing one of her many crazy antics to try and get sympathy.
Mills was the first to arrive, wearing a grey pin stripe suit. She is representing herself in the case. Real smart!
As y'all will recall, Heather parted ways with her esteemed attorneys a few months ago.
About an hour after her, Sir Paul arrived with his lawyer, 15 minutes before the hearing was due to start.
Mills supposedly left the building all grim faced just a couple moments after Paul arrived!
McCartney is believed to want Mills to sign a confidentiality clause to stop her from blabbing about their time together.
He's the real smart one!
[Image via WENN.]
Attempting Normalcy
If You Are Easily Offended…
first
101th
1st? Bitch is crAzY
third!
OHHHHH 4th?
IST.SHES A FUKIN WHORE N DOESNT DESERVE THE MONEY.BITCH.
She is such a crazy bitch
If he was smart he would have signed a prenup before marring her. They're both dumb if you ask me. First?
Maybe she'll throw the book….I mean her leg at him!
Does she think she even has a leg to stand on?
Ugly bitch
Real smart, Heather!!!
YOU'RE GONNA LOSE!!!
Ewwww, what a cunt.
She is a gold digging bitch, not to mention a slut. She deserves nothing but support for the child!
One legged whore! ha
8th!
meh, what a slut heather mills is..!
SECOND!
I love Paul. The guy's a total class act. I have two friends who have met him in public and he was friendly and conversational to both (and they were dudes - not hot chicks). Representing yourself is never a good idea. I hope Paul's attorneys destroy her.
wow who really cares anymore, this bitch is a crazy freak, and was never deserving of marrying a beatle. bitch.
Heather Mills is nothing but an ugly goldigging piece of crap.She wernt into the marriage with nothing and now she is blackmailing one greatest musicians of all time. Who cares what Paul did during their marriage ,Paul should let whatever she is holding over him come out and kick that ugly twisted face skank to the curb.Dancing with the stars was the best karma ever!!!!
I think the leg jokes are pretty funny. Anyone have anymore?
Move on Heather, he's a legend, you're not. I'm sure he'll surport the child but why should you get all his money? You weren't even alive when he earned it.
i HAVE NO RESPECT FOR THIS BITCH TO COME ALONG AND STEAL PAULS HARD EARNED MONEY HE HAS MADE IN HIS LIFE AND COULD LEAVE SOMEDAY TO HIS CHILDREN, TO SOME 1 LEG BIMBO BITCH HE MARRIED A SHORT TIME WHOM CHEATED ON HIM WITH SOME SKANK LIKE HERSELF TO BEGIN WITH. HE SHOULD SUE HER AND TAKE A BLOOD TEST TO CHECK HIMSELF OUT, WHAT A WHORE! MAYBE SHE CAN EARN HER MONEY FAIR AND SQUARE AND STOP BEING A MONEY HUNGRY WANNA BE CELEBRITY. NO ONE WOULD EVEN KNOW WHO THIS BITCH IS FOR HER TO BE ON DANCING W/ THE STARS IF IT WERENT FOR PAUL!!! WHAT GOES AROUND WILL COME AROUND!
Give that bitch a dollar and a new wooden leg!
I'm sorry but since when should you get MILLIONS for being married to someone for a couple years?!? She did what she had to do to portray the benevolent, wholesome, charitable good girl….popped out a kid for him….then WHAM, it's "gimme mun-ay"???
Stupid whore, it's called GET A JOB AND MOVE ON!!!! Get that kid away from and give her to Paul, she'll just raise her to be a stupid cunt too!
and yes I'm a woman saying all this….I HATE "women" like Heather!!
Oh yeah - he's the "real smart one" not having her sign a pre-nup!!! DUH!!
FUCK HER!!!! Fucking BIOTCH!! I hope she gets aids in her fucken fake leg! CUNTZ
give mucca nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wife of four years and mother of his child. Let's see if the British courts will rule 50 50 of assests acquired during term of marriage or a 50 50 split of all assets.
800 million dollars would be amazing award for any court system
Go get that Nasty washed-up BITCH Paul, She deserves NOTHING, let her earn her money with some nasty cock shoved up her large holes! Paul you rock!
Don't give that nasty whore a dime! If she does, i'll die laughing if she only gets 2Million
She's just another greedy bitch.
Apparently she was wearing Stella McCartney boots to court!!!
I don't think she deserves anything close to half of his fortune (which he spent his whole life earning) just because she was married to him for a couple of years. I'm sure the monetary support she receives for her daughter allows her to live better than most people. Isn't $1 million or so ENOUGH? She needs $100 million??? Greedy cunt, I hope she loses
What's the old saying - attorneys who represent themselves have fools for clients? Ok, even though she's not an attorney, she's got the fool part down pat. She deserves nothing. Child support for Beatrice, yes, anything else, no. He needs to fight her for custody of that little girl too. Then the whore should get NOTHING!!!!!
Heather is a total golddigger!! (Hate her) Paul is awesome but with no pre-nup?? He should know better. There will never be another Linda
I wish him all the luck
I bet that bicth can really suck some dick.
Heather Mills is a dumb bitch & doesn't deserve anything but a good prosthetic that won't fall off when the whore tries to dance!!
She looks like a dirty street whore.
She drives me insane with her claims of NOT being a gold-digger. If that were the case, she would have just walked away with some support for their daughter. If she's not a gold-digger, then why the hell is she fighting tooth and nail in court for HALF of a billion-dollar fortune that was already accumulated BEFORE he married her?? She was married to him for 4 years, she is NOT entitled to half, I don't care what ANY court system says on the matter. In any case, if she just wanted out because he was so "abusive" to her, then why doesn't she back off and just bow her head and walk away QUIETLY?
Oh, that's right…SHE IS A GOLD-DIGGER.
what a bitch. is this her idea of charity work? most people would be grateful for much less than that and also, to be married to a beatle. someone should take her fake leg and stick it where the sun don't shine.
We better watch ourselves too, lest she read our comments and decide to sue each and every one of us!
Her allegations of abuse made me laugh, too. If Paul was so abusive to her, it must have been BECAUSE of her. Paul was married to Linda for more years than Heather has been alive, and there was never any uttering of Paul being abusive towards Linda. If he was such an abusive shit-head to live with, I'm sure Linda would have left him long ago. Unlike Heather, Linda had grace and class and even if her marriage to Paul HAD gone south, she never would have been putting herself out in the media like this.
Heather, honey, if you want people to LIKE you, shut the hell up and take what Paul's willing to offer you. You ought to be ashamed of yourself, thinking you're worth that much money. Step back and look at the situation as outsiders see it. Of course we're all going to compare you to Linda, but do you honestly expect otherwise? Shut up, stop wasting the court's time and TAXPAYERS' money, accept what Paul is willing to give you, and go live somewhere QUIETLY with some dignity.
Why does McCartney have 1.6 billion dollars? Why isn't he giving it away? Why isn't he using it to create jobs? He must think he can take it with him. Fool.
I wish you people would stop it with this pre-nup shit. PRE-NUPS ARE NOT LEGAL IN THE UK.
Mucca is Italian for cow.
Damn, she's truly ugly. I hope this troll doesn't get anything except support for the child.
get ur monay honay!!!
Unfortunately Paul darling, it's too little too late. You should have made her sign that BEFORE you married her. Anyway, I hope she doesn't get squat. She was only there for a very short time and doesn't deserve anything that he made previous to her getting her claws into him. She's nothing but a one legged, gold digging bitch. I hope she trips and falls.
The Bone head MaCartney was told by his kids sign a pre-nub cause she is after your money. The idiot got want he wanted
she is a psychotic slab of rotting meat.
it's insane in this day and age that just marrying someone and popping out a kid can give you access to 50% of someones worth that was generated before that person came into their lives.
This lady is a notch above the worst criminal on the planet. Greedy, wants $100mil for banging Paul a couple of times and she's a former whore, probably cheated on him the whole time and is just out for money.
For every k-fed there are 50,000 of these sluts.
Not SMART enough to get a pre-nup apparently.
she has officially earned the name…pegleg! she has done so much damage to her reputation…there is no coming back from it. shes a c*nt.
Yes, Paul is BRILLIANT! No pre-nup! I'm sure there are many skeletons in his closet too. There are many published and documented reports that he is a temperamental, pot smoking, controlling diva. No way does that mean after only a few short years of marriage should Heather get a huge fortune though. Who really cares about these two idiots anyway?! And for god's sake people stop with the "Firsts"!
You know I think Mills is a gold digging beyotch, but she is damn hot. I would rub her stump anytime she wants, then sue her for everything she is worth!
What a skank. I really hope she doesn't get a dime. Maybe she'll nut up in open court. Better still, maybe the ghost of Linda in her "white squirrel" guise will leap through the courtroom window and chew Heather's remaining leg off.
What kind of moron represents themselves in a court? Especially when it is a high profile divorce case like this one! Lawyers don't even represent themselves if they have to go to court!
Who is looking after their child? I thought Paul had full custody? Or was getting it.
i'd like to tear her woooden leg off and shove it up her limey snizz
Hello Paul is like what 100 years old..duh why would a 30 something marry him??? serves him right!!
What a dirt bag she is!!!!
Is she still whining and claiming to NOT be a gold-digger? Ha ha ha! If she isn't a gold-digger, then she would have taken whatever he offered, be it a measely million. I could live happily ever after on that. This proves that she is a nasty, skank gold-digger! When Beatrice is old enough to read, she will absolutely hate her mother! I guarantee it!
Hey Heather………there's a bus coming down the street., here's a thought………be under it. Maybe this one will detach your head instead of the other leg.
omg wat the f is wrong with heather she's lucky she even gets child support or sumtin …….she's a stupid little ugly ass whore who doesn't deserve anything but a boot up her f'n ass!!!!
None of us knows what Heather has gone through. You don't know what goes on in a persons marriage. Paul could be a complete ass. He didn't have her sign a prenup and she deserves a lot for having their child. Maybe not half, but a lot. Paul needs to come off some money and be done with it.
She might be crazy but Mccartney is an enormous asshole, he's an egomaniac and when drunk which is often, is beligerent and rude.
fuck him, like hes going to miss the money
JESUS PAUL HAS ENOUGH MONEY TO HIRE A HITMAN AND GET AWAY WITH IT!
IF OJ GOT AWAY WITH MURDER SOOO CAN PAUL!!!
go back and work the streets!
Why hate Heather?
No matter how much she tries to humiliate Sir Paul when she questions him, Heather will be seen as a vindicative, gold-digging whore. I hope she makes such an ass of herself the court doesn't give her a penny or if you're referring to British money, one schilling.
She is such a cow, she even had the nerve to show up to court yesterday wearing Stella McCartney boots, she really doesnt have a leg to stand on in this case. By the way snicker the shilling has not been used in the UK since 1971.
I hate Heather! She's an awful person. What the hell did she do do deserve all the money Paul worked so long and hard for????? Nothing, dumb bitch.
Go sell crazy somewhere else.
How much is four conjugal years jetting around with a Beatle worth? Pfffft.
Redonculous. She played the relationship lottery. I hope she gets a tiny sum.
All I can think of is "golddigger" whenever i see her name. ha ha ha i didn't know she was missing a leg! serves her right.
she should just take whatever he offers her and be done with it. she is evil though so…
Prove that she is a golddigger.
I am sorry but I spoke to Sir Paul McCartney just once on the phone as part of my job and he was so bloody rude. He had a mouth like a sewer and constantly swore and threated. I kinda slightly believe some of what she is saying from the way he behaved that day.