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Mike Huckabee likes to eat fried squirrel!
For reals.
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The Republicans NEED to nominate this man over McCain!
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and if perez is so stupid why do u people keep coming back to his website….
Hillbilly! If his ma and pa got divorced, would that still mean they were brother and sister?
Hey..Fried Tree Rats aka squirrels…are great.It's a Southern thang..Yall wouldnt understand!..and while we are on the subject..Yeah..I know all bout Bambi…had some fried, some chili, some sausage, some jerky…
Mikey eats anything.
Rodents are tasty when floured and fried nice n'crispy!
His son makes up a tasty treat - canine casserole. Get yourself a dog, small breed or large. Beat it to a pulp and puree. Add some spices and bake at 350 degrees for an hour - longer for the larger breed.
Why a little fried rodent as an appetizer followed by a woofalicious entree is a doggone humdinger of a meal!
Topped off with a pidgeon pie and Cool Whip - man oh man.
You know he can't wait to serve up all that tasty shit at a White House state dinner!
Yes Perez, and you like to suck the balls of nasty gay men! To each his own…right?…You open minded democrat! That's what you guys are supposed to be all about, isn't it?
dumb fucking redneck, we already got one in office who needs another!!!!!!!
southern delicacy my a**…we never would eat that mess. Hicks like him make America look bad…OBAMA all the way ^_^
Fuck Mike Huckabee! He'll be worse than George Bush!
LETS FRY UP HIS NUTS & FEED 'EM TO THE SQUIRRELS!
Why of course Dems are open-minded Tiff. You don't mind if I call you Tiff do you?
We just draw the line at eating small defenseless rodents when there is plenty of cow, pork and lamb to be had at the local Piggly Wiggly!
That, and the torture and killing of dogs - we draw the line there as well.
Oh, and bible hump, I mean thumping religious zealots and their fat pig family members who want to represent us, yep again, we draw the line.
Other than those minor things, we are very open-minded.
You have a nice evening Tiff.
I will be voting for Huckabee! He is the best nominee for President!
EAT YOUR SQUIRREL AND PIPE DOWN: #119 - Ash
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And you clearly are neither.
what else can anyone expect from a DOUCHE BAG like FUCKABEE ????
and for any DUMBASS that is fantasizing that FUCKABBE is gonna win, keep dreaming
it is never going to happen
what else can anyone expect from a DOUCHE BAG like FUCKABEE ????
and for any DUMBASS that is fantasizing that FUCKABEE is gonna win, keep dreaming
it is never going to happen
Guess what? So does Dolly Parton, and you love her. Stick to celebrity gossip, and leave the politics to real reporters.
Huck eats squirrel and Perez eats dick.
Bring on the squirrel.
WELL PEREZ, AND ANYONE ELSE WHO LOOKS DOWN UPON THIS,
YOU CRITICIZE THIS WHILE YOURE SITTING HERE EATING YOUR DISGUSTING GREASE COVERED, HORMONICALLY ALTERED CHICKEN FROM MCDONALDS ENHANCED WITH STEROIDS.
WHILE THIS GUY, THOUGH HE MAY BE A DOOF, IS EATING A NATURAL ANIMAL OF THE LAND.
you know, his starts to sound not so bad when you put it like that :]
Perez I really think you should leave this alone.
Give links for everyone to go to real, reliable websites for political news, but please dont give us your bias.
thanks!
That's funny… Virginians (and some folks from Georgia & Louisianna) that I know REALLY DO eat squirrel! I'm from California (where we NEVER would even consider eating a squirrel), but I lived in Virginia for 3 years, and my neighbor and all his friends would hunt rabbits & squirrels. They would have a big BBQ afterwords, where they sat around drinking beer, eating squirrels and telling dirty jokes! I guess it's a normal Southern meal!
#125 - hypocritical
I WOULD NEVER eat the McMystery meat that McDonald's calls chicken. That being said, McDonalds won't be selling McSquirrel anytime soon! Even in the "anything goes" south.
As to his eating what you call it a natural "animal" of the land" - be real. It is a fucking RODENT. Rabbits are also rodents. What's next - rats?
BEJEBUS!
First of all.. he eats squirrel? Really?? That's the best insult you can come up with? People eat veal… and that's not considered disgusting. If you want people to respect your culture you should do the same, intolerance seems to be acceptable as long as it's directed at white men or Christians. Honestly he is the most fiscally sound candidate. His fair tax is a fantastic idea, but no… let's talk about his eating habits.
Thanks for censoring my intelligent comment
I guess they are not welcome here
Re: Laurel – then why the fuck r u on here bitch shut the FUCK up
re: #112 - Mikey Likes It - Ask Mikey to Try It
OMG - that made me laugh and gag at the same time.
I wouldn't dream of voting for him but I do find him engaging and personable. And you know, a lot of people ate and eat squirrel, rabbit, frog legs, crawdads, and all sorts of things. Southern people make due with what is available. And I haven't tried it but I just loved his answer: "No, it tastes like squirrel!" I understand that squirrel is quite good with dumplings. I don't know if I'd eat rodent, but don't knock it till you try it. Besides, the hick and hillbilly remarks are ridiculous. Imagine how odd it seems to them that yuppies eat raw fish wrapped up in seaweed. It's all relative and cultural. Vive le difference!
Re: Tastes Just Like Chicken – You know you shouldn't judge people by their size or religion. Yeah, but dog killing. That's reasonable enough. I don't like the extremely awful intolerance displayed on this site! But if I'm white does that mean I can criticize "white trash"? I don't know. A philosophical conundrum I will ponder.
Something tells me squirrel isn't Brain Food.
#135 - CATHAZAT says – reply to this
Re: Tastes Just Like Chicken
Well maybe I SHOULDN'T but I just couldn't help myself!
Funny how you and I seem to get one another's attention.
You should remember who I am -remember, I USUALLY agree with ya?
This is Perez' site - and you should know by now, anything goes.
WTF!? I live in Dallas and we DO NOT eat squirrel.
Re: #130 - firststone
FIRST off veal IS disgusting. But eating RODENT makes eating veal seem normal. RODENT - like call an exterminator?
I can't even believe people eat that shit, not to mention all the other disgusting shit. There is a reason why we have civilized cultures and uncivilized. And the fact that we have uncivilized ignorants eating RODENTS in this country is unfuckin believable. Cultural smultcheral.
OMG–fried squirrel is not bad shit. I grew up on it…though now I live in West Hollywood and will never admit it…I've even eaten it when it was ROADKILL.
hahahaha
anyone who thinks huckabee is a hick is pretty ignorant… he was governor of arkansas for many years and a good one at that. he has done a lot for AR, and as a fellow ARKANSAN I happen to know this for a fact and if arkansas is such a hick town im pretty sure we wouldnt see such amazing politicians run the country and be candidates running today for the president of the entire country. i want mccain out just as much as anyone else does but i dont think this squirrel bit would make anyone like huckabee any more or less than they already do…
and if it does, u should reconsider what characteristics in these candidates you really care about…such as their takes on war, crime, poverty, and things like that…NOT what kind of food they might eat..
SICK MOTHERFUCKER! He is one cruel bastard. I hope he gets fried or at least hit by a car or something, the sick fucker.
That shit be good, especially with some bbq sauce.
Yes, and Huckabee's son tortured a stray dog, tieda noose around its neck and hung it over a cliff. [then there's Bill Frist, who adopted kittens from shelters, then sliced and diced their tiny hearts out, and Mitt Romney, whoi attached his Irish Setter to the top of the family station wagon and drove for 1200 miles.
SQUIRREL FRITTERS FOR EVERY AMERICAN!!!
Re: HUCKABEE DOG TORTURE – And goodness knows what Hillary has done to Bill over the years!
My family eats squirrel.
I'm voting Ron Paul.
Also remember Mike Gravel, a democrat is running for Prez too. They're the only 2 decent candidates
Go Mike Gravel. Go Ron.
Fried squirrel is actually really common in Arkansas, and it's not that bad. Tastes like chicken. Seriously.
fatass will eat anything that's fried.
Never in my life, have i heard of someone eating squirrels, sorry FRIED SQUIRRELS. Southern delicacy my ass. I mean, the squirrel is just a very furry rat, or a very skinny rabbit, but still fucking disgusting nonetheless. I mean I live in NYC and iiillllllll SQUIRRELS!!! MY EFFING GOD, NOOOOOO. PETA should get on this. lol.
President Huckbilly. Yea. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BARACK OR CLINTON FOR PRESIDENT PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
I would reluctantly eat squirrel if I had no other food to eat and was five minutes away from dieing from starvation…but only if I could cut off my tongue first so I couldn't taste the poor critter.
President Huck would make George Bush seem great in comparison.
WE DO NOT EAT Fried Squirrel in the South! I don't know anybody that has even tryed it. Why would you want to hurt a squirrel what did it do to you? HUH! Yeah I don't this guy…. A$$
My hillbilly family cooks squirrel and other woodland things every year for the fam-damnily reunion. Just a country thing- ain't nothin wrong with it. I don't care for it, but whatever floats your boat. At least he is helping with the circle of nature.
You've got to be kidding! All this fuss about squirrel? When you consider some of the wierd stuff they put on pizza's in California, insects on tortillas in Mexico, and eating bats in Thailand, well there are more things to worry about than rats with bushy tails. Geez people, get a life! (Oh why would you do that to the little teeny animal, what did they ever do to you?) What a moron. It's called life, get an education and get a life you whiners, okay?
Gimmie a break!!! I've lived in the deep south all my life and I won't eat squirrel or possum or sushi…nothing wrong with it I just don't like it. Look at what cajun's eat ANYTHING!!! but thats ok to they have the right. Come on Perez look what goes in your mouth not to mention other places. Who are you to judge.
DON'T HATE SOUTHERN PRIDE FUCK THE REST OF AMERICA YOU ALL NEED TO STOP HATING ON THE SOUTH NO ONE THEIR ARE INCONSIDERATE PRUDES!!!! THEY HAVE TRADITIONS THAT THE NORTH WISHED THEY HAD AND ARE WONDERFUL FUN LOVING PEOPLE OH AND OUR BLACKS DON'T HAVE A CHIP ON THEIR SHOLDER!!! FUNNY WERE SO BAD BUT MOST OF OUR SLAVES STAYED MAKES YOU ASSES THINK HUH
i hate huckabee, but don't knock fried squirrel… it's YUMMY! i know it sounds gross, but it's not. tastes a lot like duck actually (bet you thought i was gonna say chicken, eh?)
Properly fried squirrel is very good. Why would you think it's so ewwww.
I find the idea of people putting things like squid, octopus, and snails in their mouths, but lots of the so called aristocrats do that every day. Quityerbitchin, tastes vary, don't knock squirrel until you've tried it.
omg he's a cannibal.
DUHHH PEREZ there is still another person besides this idiot and McCain running his nam eis RON PAUL!! .. & he is better then both of them…
GOOGLE: RON PAUL !!!!!!!!!
COME ON PEREZ FOR SOMEONE WHO KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERYONE… I WOULD THINK U WOULD KNOW THIS !