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A Match Made in STD Heaven!

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They may not be "dating" yet, but they are getting very "friendly."

Josh Hartnett and Potato Head Willis spent some quality time together in New York recently.

The pair were recently spotted at the trendy Beatrice Inn getting quite cozy, the National Enquirer is reporting.

“Josh and Rumer were hanging out all night,” says a source at the Beatrice. “They seemed to be getting pretty cozy."

And the dirty duo left together, the mag says.

Hartnett was most recently linked with Kirsten Dunst, who is currently enjoying some time in rehab.

We told y'all in our '08 predictions that Rumer would be going to rehab this year too.

She's one step closer now!

[Images via WENN.]

417 comments to “A Match Made in STD Heaven!”

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  1. Arm Pitt says – reply to this


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    Now that's just WRONG!!!

  2. girl says – reply to this


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    why do u hate her?

  3. drew says – reply to this


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    THROW UP!

  4. Jennifer says – reply to this


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    not first but almost b's!

  5. Jennifer says – reply to this


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    She does look like a potato. Makes you just want to put some sour cream & chives on her face to cover up that UGLY FACE!

  6. Sexy says – reply to this


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    Ugh, she's so UGLY, and he's so fucken gorgeous.
    Whatever.
    She's not pretty at all.

  7. julia says – reply to this


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    noooooooooooooooooo no no no what is wrong with him?? whatever happened with him and rhianna?

  8. bitchesnhoes says – reply to this


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    2nd!!!!!!!!!!!!

  9. b is baaaaaaack [vote 4 OBAMA] says – reply to this


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    hartnett+rumer=poopoo

  10. jeff says – reply to this


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    11th?

  11. Chiley says – reply to this


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    Rumer better watch out her mommy might have an interest in him.

  12. ha says – reply to this


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    kinda look alike don't they lawl

  13. linkfx says – reply to this


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    Hillary Clinton looks like she is going down! hahahaha…so much for your psychic! She's so full of excuses

  14. ally says – reply to this


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    Bitch is ugly! and what has she done BESIDES be born famous

    why is she EVERYWHERE
    someone needs to put her in rehab so i wont have to look at that face anymore

  15. behtevas says – reply to this


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    perez you fat piece of spunk. you look more like a potato than potato head will does

  16. MJ says – reply to this


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    are u fucking kidding?hahahhaa.u look more like brothers!hahahaha

  17. pink dis0rder says – reply to this


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    God she is so hideous.

  18. FIRST says – reply to this


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    25th

  19. Squidge says – reply to this


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    Gawd…..they even look alike……maybe this should have been a separated at birth story!

  20. heartnett and scarjo forever says – reply to this


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    isn't she a man? honestly, she looks a frikin dude

  21. Don't buy it says – reply to this


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    She would have to pull the hat over her face.

  22. anna says – reply to this


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    eww i hate her!!
    but i love him! i don't know why you don't like him perez..

  23. Lannie says – reply to this


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    DAMN, THIS POOR GIRL IS UNFORTUNATE LOOKING!

    HONEY, TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET!!!

  24. martinimartina says – reply to this


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    hes hottt

  25. NIK says – reply to this


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    Potato Head Willis, lmaooo. Too funny. She's very strange looking. They look like siblings, ew.

  26. Katherine Moennig Fan says – reply to this


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    She is definitely far from being as attractive as her mother is.

  27. blablabla says – reply to this


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    NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
    .
    I LUV JOSH!!!!!!!!!
    He'd have to take dramamine before getting in bed with RumEr. Otherwise BARF BARF!!!!!

  28. Daniela Sea Feminist Association says – reply to this


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    The rumor just came in Perez and it's ugly. :lol:
    __

    She is ugly!

  29. Josh is slumming says – reply to this


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    She really is fug! The worst possible combination of her parents! He is hot and wtf is he doing with her??????? And what was he doing with Kirsten Dunst????

  30. monkee says – reply to this


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    GROSS

  31. Zack says – reply to this


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    He could do so much better than her nasty ass.

  32. Spaniard says – reply to this


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    'Potato Head Willis' - hahahahahahahahahahahaha

  33. Princess Cut Diamonds says – reply to this


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    Don't any of these people bathe? Josh and Kiki? Josh and Potato Head? If they get married we can all pitch in for a bar of soap for their wedding present. I just don't get the "just rolled out of bed. haven't showered in days" look. Unless it's just me and these people are "normal" looking to everyone else?

  34. John Paulus says – reply to this


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    Re: julia – She's about as ugly as Rumer, just in an entirely different way. Rumer has got the chin and Rhianna has the forehead.

  35. IhatePotatoehead says – reply to this


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    dude shes FUG. its amazing how pretty her mom is and how bruce willis looks like a normal guy and they had THAT mistake…she makes me sick, although she was cute in striptease

  36. blah balh says – reply to this


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    she looks like bruce with a wig on

  37. The L Word says – reply to this


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    She reminds me of Kelly Osbourne.

  38. LANNIE says – reply to this


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    THIS POOR GIRL IS SO UNFORTUNATE LOOKING.

    GIRL, YOU GO FOR WHAT YOU CAN GET! SO WHAT IF HE LOOKS LIKE HE

    SLEEPS UNDER A BRIDGE.

  39. cooter says – reply to this


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    holy shit, can't he do better? he certainly can't do any worse.

  40. Rob says – reply to this


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    She is disgusting, what the hell is he thinking?

  41. joey says – reply to this


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    they look alike y'all

  42. Christine says – reply to this


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    Well they both look filty so it's a perfect match!

  43. WTF?! says – reply to this


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    Umm..EWWW!!!

  44. Alberto says – reply to this


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    Rumor looks like Natalie Portman. Look at her. They have the same face. The shape is just different. Rumor has a long face and Natalie's is square. Both are extremely ugly too.

  45. very interesting says – reply to this


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    If you hold your hand over both of their mouths and nose just exposing their eyes they look like twins.

  46. HOMO GROSSO says – reply to this


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    THANK GOODNESS IT'S A MAN. OTHERWISE , IT WOULD BE AN ABOMINATION.
    HETEROS ARE THE MAJORITY. CHRISTIANS ARE THE MAJORITY. WE'RE HERE, GOD FEAR, GET USED TO IT!

  47. Sarah says – reply to this


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    CHECK OUT PEREZ WITH SAM LUTFI! LOSER! ALSO, CHECK OUT PEREZ'S ACNE. EVER HEARD OF PROACTIVE, FAT ASS? YOU'RE A BRITNEY ENABLER TOO, YOU FUCKTARD!

  48. joshfan says – reply to this


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    NNNNOOOOOOoooooOOOOooooOOOOOOOO!!!!!

  49. Aubrey [TEAM OBAMA!!] says – reply to this


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    Less fortunate people have a right to be happy too, right? Maybe if she grew her hair out, it would help? But Josh is a cutie, so if they're really dating, she should consider herself really lucky.

    P, you haven't mentioned anything about HELLary lately–what's up with that??

    Is Obama too much for you too??

  50. ash says – reply to this


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    ack! nooooo he's too hot for her ugliness

  51. She is the ugliest pice of cockwad ever says – reply to this


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    He is way too hot to stick anything of his into her!

  52. Anndrea says – reply to this


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    Ugh.. why is it all the hotties go for the uglies.. Tell him to come my way!

  53. jordan says – reply to this


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    shes so stupid and gross

  54. Perez u idiot says – reply to this


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    "the National Enquirer"?!!!! Nice source…is this really the best U can do?

  55. Christina says – reply to this


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    he can't be stooping that low.

  56. billielips says – reply to this


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    hat is all of this 1st shit? i dont get it? hmmm

    I dont think she is purrty at all :(

  57. megan says – reply to this


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    Re: John Paulus

    umm im not sure which goggles you're looking through, but you cannot honestly sit there and say Rumer is "just as ugly" as RiRi!! Ri's gorgeous compared to Rumer. what is wrong with you?

  58. billielips@yahoo.com says – reply to this


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    Re: billielips – what…my bad

  59. CanCan says – reply to this


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    shit, man…Bruce or Demi is gonna KICK YOUR ASS one of these days, mister!

  60. Max says – reply to this


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    You're just mean, Perez- calling her Potato head! What is wrong with you??? Oh, and by the way- good job supporting Hitlery. She is LOSING BIG TIME!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Obama '08!

  61. weaver says – reply to this


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    Damn Perez you are so mean to her! What did she do to you??? She is not so ugly like you say she is- she kinda looks like Demi!

  62. FAIR TAX TEACHER says – reply to this


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  63. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    THEY LOOK ALIKE!!

  64. GLAD2INFORMYOU says – reply to this


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  65. They sure move on quickly says – reply to this


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    He is such a man-whore. Wasn't he just linked with Helena Christensen, again. Who was only just previously linked with Heath Ledger. I swear these people must spread there bodily fluids to one another.

  66. LookAtYou says – reply to this


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    What proof do you have that either one of them has or had an STD? If what someone looks like determines their health status, then by looking at Perez I diagnose him with syphilis, ghonnorea, clymidia, aids, bulimia and just a bad old case of the ugly.

  67. MakeOver Rumer says – reply to this


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    If she had her chin reduced and her eyebrows fixed, she would be hot.

  68. Mikco says – reply to this


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    I'm kind of wondering if Rumor isn't Jay Leno's spawn with that chin. I suppose I could morph it, but I'm not that bored….yet

  69. John Paulus says – reply to this


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    Re: megan – They are both fucking ugly as sin. What else do you want me to say?

  70. Clarence Hauer says – reply to this


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    Josh Hartnett would stick his dick in a he-monkey. That dude is horney for shit.

  71. jamie says – reply to this


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    hahahaha potato head willis!! thats why I love you! haha

  72. kathie! says – reply to this


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    It appears he wants a baked potato

  73. Billary says – reply to this


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    BARACK WINS VIRGINIA!!!!!!!!!!!!! BARACK WINS MARYLAND!!!!!!!!!!!! BARACK WINS WASHINGTON DC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Report it you FAT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! CLINTON IS A LYING CORRUPT CUNT!!!!!!!!!!! PEREZ IS RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!

  74. San Francisco says – reply to this


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    Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  75. lol says – reply to this


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    errr who doesn't he get cozy with?

  76. San Francisco says – reply to this


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    Re: Mikco – Hahahahaha~ Hilarious. ;) Right on!

  77. K!x says – reply to this


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    Haha is he older than her step-dad?

  78. Stephanie says – reply to this


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    noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

  79. San Francisco says – reply to this


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    Re: Sarah – Hey! Don't be hating.

  80. Isabella says – reply to this


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    Re: Max – Um, NO - She has the Big States. The ones that count.

  81. She is Fug says – reply to this


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    I hate her. She is so gross. However, Perez you are in no position to judge anyone. You have the worst skin ever. You were making fun of Jesse McCartney & your skin is so much worse. You are also really overweight. You need to take better care of yourself. Proactive does work & is a cheap way of helping with your skin problems. Also, you should be walking Teddy )and don't you have another dog too) at least an hour a day. You would lose weight if you walked your dog & even modified a little your eating habits. I am not trying to be mean, it is just a fact. If you were my friend I would tell you the same thing to your face.

  82. WHATEVER says – reply to this


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    He probably feels bad for the girl and wants to maybe foot the bill for her face reconstruction surgery. Ouch.

  83. San Francisco says – reply to this


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    Re: Princess Cut Diamonds – No. It's not you. They're gross.
    And they both have moles all over their bodies. Can you imagine if they procreated? Gives me the heebie jeebies…

  84. Hey Perez!!!!!!!! says – reply to this


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    Everyone deserves to be happy, even if they DO have STD's.
    Here's another match you should know about Perez:
    I didn't even know Ashley MacIsaac was gay. Ashley MacIsaac is a Canadian musician who is a distant cousin of the White Stripes Jack White. He opened for The Chieftains when he toured the States. He's had problems with crack and he's used nudity and tons of profanity in his shows. He's like a male Britney or Wino.
    On February 17, 2007, MacIsaac was scheduled to perform in a Cape Breton concert at the Imperial Room of the Lord Nelson Hotel, in Halifax. Rumors spread among the audience of a surprise wedding. At the end of his set, MacIsaac, dressed in a black suit with a pink tie and handkerchief, announced to everyone at the show that the rumors were true and that they would all be present to his marriage to his boyfriend, Andrew Stokes. The two were married at approximately 12:45am on February 18, 2007. The couple played a jig together following a toast from their friend Stuart Cameron and a warm reception from everyone who was there.

  85. Ella says – reply to this


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    your jealous, sadly sitting on your ass reading this WISHING you were her.

  86. joshypoo, i love you says – reply to this


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    but honestly, who is the pretty one in that relationship? josh has to find someone equally pretty so he's not the only one…

  87. guglo says – reply to this


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    What's funny is that josh harnett looks a bit like ashton kutcher.. and rumer is well.. demi moore's daughter…

  88. Maz says – reply to this


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    Re: Billary It's true! Barack Won Virginia! WHY AREN'T YOU REPORTING THAT, PEREZ????!!!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE POSTING ALL THE POLITICAL NEWS THESE DAYS????? BARACK'S WINNING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  89. JOSH HARDDICK says – reply to this


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    …….I STILL THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE JAY LENO IN DRAG!!!!!!!! HMMMMMMMMMM!
    …….AND, FROM ALL REPORTS, SHE BETTER GROW A DICK IF SHE THINKS HARTNETT WILL BE SATISFIED BY HER! HE IS GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY!!!! …..AND I WOULD THINK, CONSIDERING CRUISE, AFFLECK, ETC….HE COULD FIND A BETTER LOOKING BEARD / FRUIT FLY IN HOLLYWEIRD THAN RUMER WILLIS!

  90. love says – reply to this


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    noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is NOT okay!! JH needs to upp his self esteem, she is NOT cute

  91. kate says – reply to this


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    is it just me or do they look a LOT alike?

  92. lady says – reply to this


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    they look like brothers….ps potato head needs a jaw reduction. mommy & daddy's $$$ should be put to good use–i.e. stop the blow habit. go to ashley simpson's surgeon. she's hot now.

  93. jon christopher says – reply to this


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    He's after her daddy's money, and not her looks that is for certain.

  94. Daniela Sea Feminist Association says – reply to this


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    Re: HOMO GROSSO – You're homophobic remarks are not cute. Clinton 08'

  95. amy says – reply to this


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    she so needs those nasty moles removed.

    goes to show, pretty people make nasty ass babies. ICK!

  96. VICIOUS RUMER says – reply to this


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    UGLY BITCHES LIKE THAT BANG LIKE CHAMPIONS. THEY HAVE TO TO MAKE UP FOR HOW UGLY THEY ARE. HARTNETT IS ENJOYING THAT POTATO HEAD FACE DOWN-ASS UP ALL NIGHT LONG.

  97. Clay Aiken is a firecrotch pig says – reply to this


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    Re: Katherine Moennig Fan – Keep in mind that Demi has had a lot of plastic surgery. With plastic surgery (chinoplasty, eyebrow arch, ie.) Rumer can also be pretty like mommy.

  98. aerwer says – reply to this


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    she looks like a turd with hair

  99. Puss says – reply to this


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    She is so fucking ugly. How could she be so retarted looking.

  100. If Rumer Got Her Chin Reduced says – reply to this


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    She would be hot. Of course her eyebrows would need to be fixed too. Other than that, she has potential. She's not hideous. There are uglier celebrities. I think Lindsay Lohan is uglier.

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