A Match Made in STD Heaven!
Filed under: Rumer Willis > Josh Hartnett
They may not be "dating" yet, but they are getting very "friendly."
Josh Hartnett and Potato Head Willis spent some quality time together in New York recently.
The pair were recently spotted at the trendy Beatrice Inn getting quite cozy, the National Enquirer is reporting.
“Josh and Rumer were hanging out all night,” says a source at the Beatrice. “They seemed to be getting pretty cozy."
And the dirty duo left together, the mag says.
Hartnett was most recently linked with Kirsten Dunst, who is currently enjoying some time in rehab.
We told y'all in our '08 predictions that Rumer would be going to rehab this year too.
She's one step closer now!
[Images via WENN.]
Posted: February 12, 2008 at 7:40 pm
Now that's just WRONG!!!
why do u hate her?
THROW UP!
not first but almost b's!
She does look like a potato. Makes you just want to put some sour cream & chives on her face to cover up that UGLY FACE!
Ugh, she's so UGLY, and he's so fucken gorgeous.
Whatever.
She's not pretty at all.
noooooooooooooooooo no no no what is wrong with him?? whatever happened with him and rhianna?
2nd!!!!!!!!!!!!
hartnett+rumer=poopoo
11th?
Rumer better watch out her mommy might have an interest in him.
kinda look alike don't they lawl
Hillary Clinton looks like she is going down! hahahaha…so much for your psychic! She's so full of excuses
Bitch is ugly! and what has she done BESIDES be born famous
why is she EVERYWHERE
someone needs to put her in rehab so i wont have to look at that face anymore
perez you fat piece of spunk. you look more like a potato than potato head will does
are u fucking kidding?hahahhaa.u look more like brothers!hahahaha
God she is so hideous.
25th
Gawd…..they even look alike……maybe this should have been a separated at birth story!
isn't she a man? honestly, she looks a frikin dude
She would have to pull the hat over her face.
eww i hate her!!
but i love him! i don't know why you don't like him perez..
DAMN, THIS POOR GIRL IS UNFORTUNATE LOOKING!
HONEY, TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET!!!
hes hottt
Potato Head Willis, lmaooo. Too funny. She's very strange looking. They look like siblings, ew.
She is definitely far from being as attractive as her mother is.
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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I LUV JOSH!!!!!!!!!
He'd have to take dramamine before getting in bed with RumEr. Otherwise BARF BARF!!!!!
The rumor just came in Perez and it's ugly.
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She is ugly!
She really is fug! The worst possible combination of her parents! He is hot and wtf is he doing with her??????? And what was he doing with Kirsten Dunst????
GROSS
He could do so much better than her nasty ass.
'Potato Head Willis' - hahahahahahahahahahahaha
Don't any of these people bathe? Josh and Kiki? Josh and Potato Head? If they get married we can all pitch in for a bar of soap for their wedding present. I just don't get the "just rolled out of bed. haven't showered in days" look. Unless it's just me and these people are "normal" looking to everyone else?
Re: julia – She's about as ugly as Rumer, just in an entirely different way. Rumer has got the chin and Rhianna has the forehead.
dude shes FUG. its amazing how pretty her mom is and how bruce willis looks like a normal guy and they had THAT mistake…she makes me sick, although she was cute in striptease
she looks like bruce with a wig on
She reminds me of Kelly Osbourne.
THIS POOR GIRL IS SO UNFORTUNATE LOOKING.
GIRL, YOU GO FOR WHAT YOU CAN GET! SO WHAT IF HE LOOKS LIKE HE
SLEEPS UNDER A BRIDGE.
holy shit, can't he do better? he certainly can't do any worse.
She is disgusting, what the hell is he thinking?
they look alike y'all
Well they both look filty so it's a perfect match!
Umm..EWWW!!!
Rumor looks like Natalie Portman. Look at her. They have the same face. The shape is just different. Rumor has a long face and Natalie's is square. Both are extremely ugly too.
If you hold your hand over both of their mouths and nose just exposing their eyes they look like twins.
THANK GOODNESS IT'S A MAN. OTHERWISE , IT WOULD BE AN ABOMINATION.
HETEROS ARE THE MAJORITY. CHRISTIANS ARE THE MAJORITY. WE'RE HERE, GOD FEAR, GET USED TO IT!
CHECK OUT PEREZ WITH SAM LUTFI! LOSER! ALSO, CHECK OUT PEREZ'S ACNE. EVER HEARD OF PROACTIVE, FAT ASS? YOU'RE A BRITNEY ENABLER TOO, YOU FUCKTARD!
NNNNOOOOOOoooooOOOOooooOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Less fortunate people have a right to be happy too, right? Maybe if she grew her hair out, it would help? But Josh is a cutie, so if they're really dating, she should consider herself really lucky.
P, you haven't mentioned anything about HELLary lately–what's up with that??
Is Obama too much for you too??
ack! nooooo he's too hot for her ugliness
He is way too hot to stick anything of his into her!
Ugh.. why is it all the hotties go for the uglies.. Tell him to come my way!
shes so stupid and gross
"the National Enquirer"?!!!! Nice source…is this really the best U can do?
he can't be stooping that low.
hat is all of this 1st shit? i dont get it? hmmm
I dont think she is purrty at all
Re: John Paulus –
umm im not sure which goggles you're looking through, but you cannot honestly sit there and say Rumer is "just as ugly" as RiRi!! Ri's gorgeous compared to Rumer. what is wrong with you?
Re: billielips – what…my bad
shit, man…Bruce or Demi is gonna KICK YOUR ASS one of these days, mister!
You're just mean, Perez- calling her Potato head! What is wrong with you??? Oh, and by the way- good job supporting Hitlery. She is LOSING BIG TIME!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Obama '08!
Damn Perez you are so mean to her! What did she do to you??? She is not so ugly like you say she is- she kinda looks like Demi!
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THEY LOOK ALIKE!!
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He is such a man-whore. Wasn't he just linked with Helena Christensen, again. Who was only just previously linked with Heath Ledger. I swear these people must spread there bodily fluids to one another.
What proof do you have that either one of them has or had an STD? If what someone looks like determines their health status, then by looking at Perez I diagnose him with syphilis, ghonnorea, clymidia, aids, bulimia and just a bad old case of the ugly.
If she had her chin reduced and her eyebrows fixed, she would be hot.
I'm kind of wondering if Rumor isn't Jay Leno's spawn with that chin. I suppose I could morph it, but I'm not that bored….yet
Re: megan – They are both fucking ugly as sin. What else do you want me to say?
Josh Hartnett would stick his dick in a he-monkey. That dude is horney for shit.
hahahaha potato head willis!! thats why I love you! haha
It appears he wants a baked potato
BARACK WINS VIRGINIA!!!!!!!!!!!!! BARACK WINS MARYLAND!!!!!!!!!!!! BARACK WINS WASHINGTON DC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Report it you FAT FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!! CLINTON IS A LYING CORRUPT CUNT!!!!!!!!!!! PEREZ IS RACIST!!!!!!!!!!!
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
errr who doesn't he get cozy with?
Re: Mikco – Hahahahaha~ Hilarious.
Right on!
Haha is he older than her step-dad?
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Re: Sarah – Hey! Don't be hating.
Re: Max – Um, NO - She has the Big States. The ones that count.
I hate her. She is so gross. However, Perez you are in no position to judge anyone. You have the worst skin ever. You were making fun of Jesse McCartney & your skin is so much worse. You are also really overweight. You need to take better care of yourself. Proactive does work & is a cheap way of helping with your skin problems. Also, you should be walking Teddy )and don't you have another dog too) at least an hour a day. You would lose weight if you walked your dog & even modified a little your eating habits. I am not trying to be mean, it is just a fact. If you were my friend I would tell you the same thing to your face.
He probably feels bad for the girl and wants to maybe foot the bill for her face reconstruction surgery. Ouch.
Re: Princess Cut Diamonds – No. It's not you. They're gross.
And they both have moles all over their bodies. Can you imagine if they procreated? Gives me the heebie jeebies…
Everyone deserves to be happy, even if they DO have STD's.
Here's another match you should know about Perez:
I didn't even know Ashley MacIsaac was gay. Ashley MacIsaac is a Canadian musician who is a distant cousin of the White Stripes Jack White. He opened for The Chieftains when he toured the States. He's had problems with crack and he's used nudity and tons of profanity in his shows. He's like a male Britney or Wino.
On February 17, 2007, MacIsaac was scheduled to perform in a Cape Breton concert at the Imperial Room of the Lord Nelson Hotel, in Halifax. Rumors spread among the audience of a surprise wedding. At the end of his set, MacIsaac, dressed in a black suit with a pink tie and handkerchief, announced to everyone at the show that the rumors were true and that they would all be present to his marriage to his boyfriend, Andrew Stokes. The two were married at approximately 12:45am on February 18, 2007. The couple played a jig together following a toast from their friend Stuart Cameron and a warm reception from everyone who was there.
your jealous, sadly sitting on your ass reading this WISHING you were her.
but honestly, who is the pretty one in that relationship? josh has to find someone equally pretty so he's not the only one…
What's funny is that josh harnett looks a bit like ashton kutcher.. and rumer is well.. demi moore's daughter…
Re: Billary – It's true! Barack Won Virginia! WHY AREN'T YOU REPORTING THAT, PEREZ????!!!!! I THOUGHT YOU WERE POSTING ALL THE POLITICAL NEWS THESE DAYS????? BARACK'S WINNING!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!
…….I STILL THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE JAY LENO IN DRAG!!!!!!!! HMMMMMMMMMM!
…….AND, FROM ALL REPORTS, SHE BETTER GROW A DICK IF SHE THINKS HARTNETT WILL BE SATISFIED BY HER! HE IS GAY, GAY, GAY, GAY!!!! …..AND I WOULD THINK, CONSIDERING CRUISE, AFFLECK, ETC….HE COULD FIND A BETTER LOOKING BEARD / FRUIT FLY IN HOLLYWEIRD THAN RUMER WILLIS!
noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that is NOT okay!! JH needs to upp his self esteem, she is NOT cute
is it just me or do they look a LOT alike?
they look like brothers….ps potato head needs a jaw reduction. mommy & daddy's $$$ should be put to good use–i.e. stop the blow habit. go to ashley simpson's surgeon. she's hot now.
He's after her daddy's money, and not her looks that is for certain.
Re: HOMO GROSSO – You're homophobic remarks are not cute. Clinton 08'
she so needs those nasty moles removed.
goes to show, pretty people make nasty ass babies. ICK!
UGLY BITCHES LIKE THAT BANG LIKE CHAMPIONS. THEY HAVE TO TO MAKE UP FOR HOW UGLY THEY ARE. HARTNETT IS ENJOYING THAT POTATO HEAD FACE DOWN-ASS UP ALL NIGHT LONG.
Re: Katherine Moennig Fan – Keep in mind that Demi has had a lot of plastic surgery. With plastic surgery (chinoplasty, eyebrow arch, ie.) Rumer can also be pretty like mommy.
she looks like a turd with hair
She is so fucking ugly. How could she be so retarted looking.
She would be hot. Of course her eyebrows would need to be fixed too. Other than that, she has potential. She's not hideous. There are uglier celebrities. I think Lindsay Lohan is uglier.