Celine Dion Is Awesome…and Insane!
Filed under: Canadialand > Celine DionShe's done with Vegas, but Celine Dion is about to begin her world tour in South Africa later this week.
The Canadian chanteuse held a press conference on Tuesday, and it's pure comedy.
Click here to watch Celine talk about exchanging energy and "thumbing."
HIGHlarious!
Posted: February 12, 2008 at 3:41 pm
This bitch is a nutcase!!!
When is she gonna go away for good!!??!!
funnnehhh =] x
HAHAH
Tell me something I don't know
she's hideous and her music is an assault on the ears
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I'd rather have hugs than thumb-touching. Seem's rather "ET"
Sure. I do that all the time, so what?
CELINE IS ONE WHACKED OUT DUDE!
Silly Celine
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Why to go away? She is still up there (best selling famele artist) ! Go Dion, Go Celine.
Crazy! Bitnachy!
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third!
She's done paying of her husbands gambling debt?
This reminds us how charming insanity sometimes can be. Insanity to the people
Be nice to our Celine- she might be nuts but she has a kind heart!!!
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The Hottie and the Nottie bombs
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Paris Hilton’s new movie The Hottie and the Nottie opened at 111 theaters over the weekend and made a dismal $25,000 — an average of $75 per theatre per day. When asked for a comment, Jesus said:
“I puked in my mouth four minutes into the film.”
Ouch, this movie must really suck ’cause normally Jesus loves everyone and everything. He has Gigli and Caddyshack II on DVD! He was actually pissed when FOX canceled The Magic Hour.
UPDATE: A Hottie and the Nottie viewer speaks (via IMDB):
“I saw this film the only way any sane person will—by coercion. Mad vandals broke into my house. They destroyed my furniture, tore apart my textbooks page by page, and defaced my walls. I thought at that point I had endured the worst of the torture. I was wrong.
They forced me to accompany them to a local preview of “The Hottie & The Nottie”. I tried in vain to turn my head to stop the horrible, soul destroying images swimming in front of my eyes, but my captors forced me to watch the unfolding horror.
At some point I must have separated from my body and created a second personality to survive the abuse, because I have no memory of anything after the second act. Sometimes I still wake up screaming.”
UPDATE II: IMDB users have spoken! The Hottie and the Nottie is officially the worst film of all time just edging out Ulli Lommel’s 2004 classic Zombie Nation
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Ha ha! I can't stand her. Years ago she was ago, but she is so full of herself now.
And the "Years ago I found a coin, it was a….a…5….a NICKEL!" She doesn't even remember what the hell a NICKEL is?
She needs to take those Spice Cunts with her, they seem to be afraid of non-English speaking continents, assholes!Celine is really is gaining point with me.
Does anyone really give a fuck about this bitch anymore??? I mean really???!!!
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The Hottie and the Nottie bombs
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Paris Hilton’s new movie The Hottie and the Nottie opened at 111 theaters over the weekend and made a dismal $25,000 — an average of $75 per theatre per day. When asked for a comment, Jesus said:
“I puked in my mouth four minutes into the film.”
Ouch, this movie must really suck ’cause normally Jesus loves everyone and everything. He has Gigli and Caddyshack II on DVD! He was actually pissed when FOX canceled The Magic Hour.
UPDATE: A Hottie and the Nottie viewer speaks (via IMDB):
“I saw this film the only way any sane person will—by coercion. Mad vandals broke into my house. They destroyed my furniture, tore apart my textbooks page by page, and defaced my walls. I thought at that point I had endured the worst of the torture. I was wrong.
They forced me to accompany them to a local preview of “The Hottie & The Nottie”. I tried in vain to turn my head to stop the horrible, soul destroying images swimming in front of my eyes, but my captors forced me to watch the unfolding horror.
At some point I must have separated from my body and created a second personality to survive the abuse, because I have no memory of anything after the second act. Sometimes I still wake up screaming.”
UPDATE II: IMDB users have spoken! The Hottie and the Nottie is officially the worst film of all time just edging out Ulli Lommel’s 2004 classic Zombie Nation
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wtf….she is wacked……..love her voice though…its bangin
wtf is wrong with her? x__________X
By rights, she should be irrelevant these days! What a dinosaur!
She looks like she's a sign-language interpreter…
Re: g-girl – Are you kidding me?? She sounds like a cat in heat!
Celine rules!!! So what if she's alittle crazy! Aren't we all!!!!!!!
Why is she talking about touching thumbs?? Celine we love you but lay of the drugs honey its starting to show.
Celine the French Canadian idiot. Tell her to go back to her fucken Quebec and get lost. She is your typical "frog" or as they call them in Quebec "pepsis"
did she say that she likes to touch their bums?
as a Celine dion Fan i've heard the thumb thing so many timessssss nowwwwwwwwwwww
UMMM OK….SO HOW WAS ANY PART OF THAT FUNNY? THATS WAS BORING AND LAME *YAWN*
Re: Cgeees –
LOL
Re: john fullerton –
Have you ever been to Quebec John?
Your comment is full of hatred and ignorance.
Shut up.
Celine is crazy. She's insane! Don't crazy people rock themselves back and forth? Watch that clip… it's what she does. She's NUTZ!
But I love her.
Can she ever complete a sentence intelligently while on topic? This, my young friends, is what happens to you when you screw your manager (now husband) when your 14 years old.
On a side note, she has James Cameron to thank for her career. If she didn't sing the "Titanic" song, she'd still be washing dishes at White Castle.
Frog? Excuse me retardo?
I love Celine Dion. = )
She is so funny. Gosh. So down to earth. Haha
CELINE LOVE Y!!!!!!!!! YOU DIFFER FROM ALL THE REST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Cgeees –
their THUMBS!!!! HAHAHAHAHA OOOOO GOTTA LOVE HER!!!
THE TOUR WILL START ON VALENTINE'S DAY IN SOUTH AFRICA!!!
Re: killiop –
er, so 'because you loved me' and 'its all coming back to me' never exsisted did they not? she was already the top female artist when she met James Cameron and sang 'My Heart Will Go On' with two 25 million plus selling albums under her belt!
Hey .. at least she treats her fans well and likes to please her audience. I'm glad to see she never turned out like all the other skank drug user singers out there.. Go Celine!!
She has a great voice, but she IS a little off kilter. Maybe it's because her first language is French and she uses words awkwardly in English.
THE BITCH IS CRAZY!!!!!
Re: john fullerton – Maybe we are "frog", as you say, but we're RESPECTFUL and OPEN MINDED, not as you American could be….
Please, have you ever been here, in Quebec? Well, probably, because you thoughts looks sooo confidents.
I respect your hate for Celine Dion, but please, be respectful with the french canadiens. Merci beaucoup!
Re: Roxane – Hum….actually…I have been to Quebec.I'm from New Brunswick….I beg to differ when you say you are respectful. Quebec is the only place in Canada where I have been treated badly because my french is Acadian. Open minded??…Maybe comapred to Americans…compared to the rest of Canada…not so much.I have been to every province…Quebec is by far the least friendly…and this is coming from experience.
she looks like shes on pills or something..
Does she have Parkinsons?? Beotch, sit the F still for one second.
Celine has an awesome voice and is a phenomenal performer….Kudos to her.
The thing is–she's just painfully unintelligent. She hooked up with that old man at a grotesquely young age—started music and never learned a damned thing about ANYhting. Therein lies the problem.
Wow… I'd expect her English was better than this after all the years in Vegas… As for the thumb thing… Céline, E.T. téléphone maison pour toi!! And Quebec is represented by this throughout the world?! Geez…
I suposse she's telling this old story about thunbing (yes, us longtime fans have heard so many times, as well as being the youngest of 14 children) BECAUSE she's never been to South Africa and assumes the majority of this press conference's audience have never heard and it's a cute way to introduce yourself to them.
ALL these incredibly talented people are insane.
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IDIOT SAVANTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
to john fullerton: i dont think you never been in quebec , by what could have noted that we are strong and proud people, they is necessary to be it to continue spoke the language about our fatherland, in a province surrounded of english-speaking and Celine shows it well is quality, it one of is very rare artist has this to return to Africa, to give concerts, and moreover they are very impressed to see confidence that it their grants, travel from there it low with its mother, her son and her husband! it is that African one says on chains of t.v ' ' frog' ' and by the way are you able to write in french !!
sorry for my english , speak french
What's so funny about this video? What's so insane about Celine? She's just talking about being a bit superstitious. That's all! We all know that story anyway. You guys are trying too hard to make fun of her. And please when you talk about Celine, try not to disrespect the Quebecers. There's morons in every culture, even in yours! By the way Celine rules!
LOVER HER TRANNY ASS!
Re: john fullerton – wow- you are SO ignorant, its funny.
umm how does that make her insane? The video was obviously cut off in the beginning and end… obviously someone asked her about her superstitions and anyone who is a fan of celine's knows that she is very supersitious. She touches thumbs of her muscisions, her lucky number is 5, her good luck charms are frogs, she always rang a reindeer bell at the start of her vegas show.. etc etc. She was just answering someone's question and she seemed perfectly normal in answering it if you ask me?
Re: notsomuchRoxane – well its obviously the only province where you were treated badly with your acadian accent — its the only other french speaking province.
this is an old story; all her fans know about this and since this is first time in Africa and they made her speak about herself, it's appropriate and cute to tell about it. Love you Cel
She's amazing and sooo funny!!! Celine is starting her tour in South Africa and the first concert is to raise money for the Nelson Mandela Children Foundation. She's helping out people and here we have people that just want to critize her. She's still the best in the game! Can't wait to see her new World Tour!! She's looking veryyyyy sexy!!
Hmmm…are you from Quebec? Yes,it's the only other french speaking province…it is not the only other province where french is spoken. I lived in Ontario for years, worked with many frech speakers, most learned as a second language in School. Also lived in BC..believe it or not…quite a few french speakers….of course not like NB..but still. Got teased about the accent once and awhile…never got "looked down" apon…unless it was a native Quebecer….nope…only in Quebec do they make you feel like shit.Not gonoing to argue about it..it's a fact I know and have experienced many times.
Just read today that Celine Dion is the best selling artist ever in South Africa!! And all her concerts are sold out in South Africa for this Taking Chances Tour. Celine is still in the top league after all these years!!
And to John Fullerton (I'm pretty sure he's English Canadian, not American)… you're a retard and go back to the woods!! Funny that you jump on anything that has to do with Celine, you closet case!!!
Love Celine!!!! Check out her Taking Chances album. Lots of great tracks on there! I love the one with Ne-Yo!!
This woman is so generous, you have no idea. She's raising money for the Mandela Foundation in South Africa… Funny that nobody mentions the great charity work that she does on a regular basis!!
Celine has the best sense of humor!!! She's so down to earth!! Check out "Celine is Amazing" on youtube and you'll see.
Can't wait to see her new Tour in France. We love her in France!!! And those who say she's not intelligent… have you ever tried to be interviewed in a language that is not your first language? Not easy. In French, she sounds superb. Her French songs are amazing too. By the way, the best French selling album in history is her album called D'Eux ("The French Album" in the US). Very different from her English material.
She's hot!!! Check out her new special on CBS this coming Friday FEB. 15. She will do one of her new songs called Eyes on Me with Will.i.am (from her Taking Chances album) and it smells like a hit!!!
WE LOVE CELINE DION VERY MUCH…………………. AND FOREVER…………
SHE'S THE ONE…………….
FROM CELINE'S THAILAND FANCLUB……………….
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I LOVE her!! She is so down to earth and cool, best performer I've ever seen live. Celine rocks forever!!!!!!!!!
Re: v – I totally agree!
I mean I agree that she is totally hideous and her music is an assault on the ears… She sucks.
What a fake.
Jamais entendu parler de l'Expression Pepsis au Québec! Peut-être que les gens ne t'ont pas traité comme tu le souhaitais en raison de ton attitude et non en raison de ton accent…ou alors tu n'as rencontré que des idiots et là ce n'est pas une question de langue! Jamais entendu quelqu'un rire de l'accent acadien et plusieurs font carrière en chanson au Québec alors je ne vois pas trop où est le problème. I'm not a big fan of Céline, but please respect us!
…..I never got her music, her voice…her thing.
To me, her voice is still irritating. Does nothing for me nor do her songs. I suppose that's just me. I'd rather listen to cats on beer in the back alley.
Re: mc – Well…to each his/her own mc. I only speak from MY experience….and that has been one of very little respect. I do have a bad taste in my mouth, because it's happened so many times. You could chalk it up to "just an idiot" if it happened once…even twice…but not over and over. Respect must be given to be recieved.
Re: notsomuch – hmmm…as for my attitude.Well…it's very hard to have an attitude when you are simply ignored. Nuf said from me.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She maybe has difficulty expressing herself in english but this woman has a VOICE….no one yet has come close ……she's amazing….she's gifted with that voice….
I really wish she was not from Canada…. we can't stand her.
she is fucking idiotic!
Re: not somuch –
I have several friends from NB and they never mentioned that to me. They love Quebec. So I guess it's your personal experience and you can't generalize. I like this accent anyway.
Je t'aime, Celine! I'd do you until you hit high "C"! Yummy…
Celine is simply just AMAZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I lol'd @ Celine. She really does sound nutty-koo-koo. Well, she's Canadian, what else can I say, eh?
she handles that mike like renees knob
I don't think Celine is crazy. Just because she believes in something you don't believe in makes her crazy? Alot of people believe in the exchange of energy between people.
She was even funnier during the french Star Academy ! I think she was drunk !
OMG
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the woman is a legend!!!!!!!! shes true to herself and has a kick ass voice so who gives a f*ck about the haters!
There is something to be said about someone who only smiles and laughs when she appears in public…is this just too boring and healthy for you guys to take in?
white whitney houston without the crack
Celine Dion is the best female singer in the whole world.I am a huge fan. I dont like it when people say bad things about her.she is a very sweet &. giving person. I would like to see her again in concert, but I cannot afford to go to other places. Celine is a wonderful mother. I hope she has another child someday.
I live you Celine.
melinda Vosburgh
bennington, Vermont 05201
make it stop.
The Monstress of Song.