How Do We Say This Delicately???

Filed under: Larry Birkhead

While little Dannielynn is receiving therapy for her medical condition….

Can Larry Birkhead get treatment for gayface?????

Anna Nicole's sperm donor is still pimping out their baby.

Watch him and Dannielynn swim with the dolphins on The Insider!

Barf. Barf. Barf.

[Image via WENN for OK! Magazine.]

Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 1:14 pm / Email this »

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cold as fire says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!
Wow says – reply to this

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Thats kinda…Well a shame! lol What a pimp!!
jade says – reply to this

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sad
hot as ice says – reply to this

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That baby looks JUST like Anna! Kinda creepy…
Niki says – reply to this

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what medical condition does the baby have? i guess i missed that whole story lol
BUGGER says – reply to this

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1st
Waver says – reply to this

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I've seen him parading the kids around on ET and the Insider and I've gotta say, the man has NO idea how to hold a child. Again, in the picture.
Josh Baskin says – reply to this

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FIRST!
Allie says – reply to this

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awww, she's looking cute and much bigger!!!
adel says – reply to this

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1st?
kt74667 says – reply to this

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what am i supposed to do here? scream FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello says – reply to this

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Interesting. Am I first?
Rammy says – reply to this

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TOP 5 and hes such a fucking DOUCHE!
funky munky says – reply to this

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WOW DOES SHE EVER LOOK LIKE HER MUM!!! GOOD JOB TOO BECAUSE DADDY IS A

GORMLESS LOOKING CRETIN!!!!!!!
zippy1 says – reply to this

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I told all of you Larry-lovers long time ago he was scum….. His gravy train is that baby. Feel sorry for her. Go to hell, Larry
funky munky says – reply to this

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WOW DOES SHE EVER LOOK LIKE HER MUM!!! GOOD JOB TOO BECAUSE DADDY IS A

GORMLESS LOOKING CRETIN!!!!!
laura says – reply to this

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he is hot
KT says – reply to this

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FIRST….and btw….who cares!!!
cry babies says – reply to this

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You call it pimping out he calls it having control of who SNAPPING UP his babygirl pictures. Birkhead is smart. The media just pissed they have to pay for her pictures and not like BRITNEY they are all up her grill making millions..get over CRY BABY
Hooray For Hollyweird says – reply to this

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Swimming with the dolphins is wrong…they trap them and abuse them not good.
crosseyed says – reply to this

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She has Anna's "pouty" look…..she look's like her mama. And, he need's to chill w/the exclusives.
Allie says – reply to this

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Oh yeah, she's begining to look like him!!
Betty says – reply to this

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Hahaha! My gaydar went off on him years ago! Gay face? Hahaha–priceless!!!
usingchildrenisbad says – reply to this

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It concerns me that this little girl shows signs of autism - like the "flying" (flapping) arms and hands, whenever I see her on TV.

Larry Jerkhead seems to think the world "deserves" to know what is going on with that child, and that is totally bogus. We DON'T need to see this child on TV and in magazines. This child deserves a PRIVATE LIFE. She has become his little circus act he can whip out to grab some dough now and then. That is so sad.
foote says – reply to this

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This is perf for him, wants his guy face all over the net
Shyenne says – reply to this

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FIRST

I think despite the fact he goes on these shows - he's a good father. I think he just wants to keep the spirit of Anna Nicole alive.
Amanda says – reply to this

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this is sickening…especially that they are in matching wet suits!
MCH says – reply to this

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At least he spends time with and raises her and does not seem to be using drugs!
cassie says – reply to this

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i dont get the point of this blog
JM says – reply to this

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Who reads this stupid shit? This guy is a total A-HOLE
Bonita says – reply to this

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I think Dannielynn is cute!
unknown says – reply to this

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first
tyrone is always 1st says – reply to this

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First
e. says – reply to this

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just too funny perez

when is your time magazine interview coming out?

i live in mexico

e.
jules says – reply to this

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twat cunt fuck shit!!!!
Taz says – reply to this

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First!!
daigo says – reply to this

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dang im first………..he is so gay
Johnny says – reply to this

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1st
josie lash says – reply to this

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oooh
Ernie says – reply to this

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he is sooo hot!!!! I'd ove to fuck him. 1st maybe? hopefully
scandinavia says – reply to this

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Spitting image of her mother
Doped up says – reply to this

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this kid looks like she's on the same drugs as her mother
Poor little girl says – reply to this

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Dude Birkhead is totally in this for the money. He is giving a play-by-play to every media outlet that will listen. I think it's sad personally. He should win 'Horrible Father of the Year' award!!
Forest says – reply to this

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You know for all your "gay rights" talk, this shit is really homophobic. It perpetuates a myth that you can tell someone's sexuality based on looks, which, of course, completely asinine. Please reconsider all these "gayface" posts.
Tai Ni Dong says – reply to this

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Christ, that kid's so cross eyed that when someone asks her to point to her daddy and he's standing alone, she just says, "He's that fag in the middle."
Gay face says – reply to this

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Gay Face is right. There is something so off here.

He is so desperate for a free vacation at ATlantis that he pimps out his daughter. Atlantis offered the free trip and they took care of the publicity he just had to show up and pose. I hope his gay-kup didn't get ruined while swimming with the dolphins.
clare says – reply to this

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Ew.
Maddy says – reply to this

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seriously Perez, your comments are so ignorant. I haven't been on your site for a while because I think your comments are obnoxious. Get over yourself and leave Daniellyn and her father alone. Stupid ass fat pig!!!
Mary K says – reply to this

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wow she is growing so fast. She is such a cutie I think it is to bad that her father is such an ass. I was rooting for him before but now that he has Dannielynn I feel differently. He is just like the rest of them he only wanted his daughter so he could get the money and get his 15 min of fame. He is trying to turn it into more but I think most people are to smart to fall for it. He is a jerk but I love little Dannielynn……I just hope she can escape all the traps her mother fell into and make something of herself.
Ewww says – reply to this

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Re: laura – you need glasses, that fool is NOT hot!
helenayago says – reply to this

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She is so beautiful!!!!
gboy says – reply to this

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First Bitches! OK, this dude is using that child to get his face all over the media. It's so obvious. He's on Entertainment Tonight every week with that child. Maybe he thinks the world needs a new Britney Spears, now that the old one has lost it. Why is it ok to exploit children before they are old enough to make their own decisions. She may grow up hating public exposure and feel totally exploited and resentful. I know I would. It's wrong and the government should stop it. He's totally using this child for his own agenda.
meow says – reply to this

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god that kid looks weird…just goes to show she did do lots n lots of drugs while preggers!! so sad.
Jack says – reply to this

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Why does he constantly hold her ? Does he think she is stupid or something and can't walk
The Godfather says – reply to this

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He should sleep with the fishes instead
Mary K says – reply to this

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Re: Niki – I am not 100% sure but I think perz was refering to her eye. she has a problem with one of her eyes…..I am not sure if it a is a lazy eye or what but she needs help with it…….someone else mentioned in their post that they think she might be Autistic because of her actions……this may also be true although I don't remember seeing anything on this but you never know.
Anna did the same says – reply to this

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Anna was pimping out their baby2 that's ok Anna did not want to work either.
no comment says – reply to this

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The kid has "lazy-eye" and needs (got) an opertation to correct it . Geeze,the guy's gotta make a living, ’till the kids' inheritance comes through.
kb says – reply to this

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she is adorable!!!
pINKyP says – reply to this

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Sorry - she is not a cute baby.
Good grief says – reply to this

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Sperm donor? You're such an idiot. A sperm domor dad would have nothing to do with his kids (sorta like Eddie Murphy and his kid by Scary Spice. And probably your own dad.) Larry is a fantastic dad, hands on, takes great care of Dannielynn. Shame you're so jealous of the attention they get.
JennyJugs says – reply to this

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Why does he ALWAYS carry her around like this? It's ok I guess for photos, but he shops with her like this? WTF?
It is so detached and removed. He looks awkward.
Does anyone else think this is weird? If you ahven't noticed it before take a look next time they are on TV.
Yep says – reply to this

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The child def shows signs of autism. The flapping of the arms and the walking on her tip toes. Poor thing
Grace E. says – reply to this

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Hands down Birkhead's baby girl gets prettier and prettier every day and every photo of her. She will definitely be another knockout gorgious woman like her mother Anna Nicole Smith.
butterfly says – reply to this

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She is ADORABLE! Anna Nicole would be doing the same thing! At least we know she is taken care of and HAPPY!
lmao says – reply to this

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On access Hollywood Anna's bodyguard big Mo said Anna thought Larry was gay too.
meghan says – reply to this

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he is pimping that poor child for fame. a real father would shelter her, not throw her out to the lions all the time
queenOdenial says – reply to this

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the guy's got to feed his kid & pay bills (mostly attorney) SOMEHOW…i agree with crybaby..taking control of whose snapping your pix..someone's got to make money on it…why not put it in this kid's lap? she's already disadvantaged with her mom dead. I hope Larry finds a good babymama that is not in it for the $$….AT LEAST HE'S A GOOD DAD-you see it in how he treats/talks to her, he's there , he fought for her and he'll take good care of her. I think he did care for ANna & wants to preserve her memory for himeself, his daughter and Anna & her fans………..why not get the $$, you're going to have to go thru all the BS anyways and hear comments like these………
blablabla says – reply to this

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Daniellynn - future porn star
trish lloyd says – reply to this

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I agree, he needs to stop pimping out that little girl. I think that she has problems because it is a bad sign for a child to walk around on her tippy-toes. How come no one has picked up on that?
LEE LEE says – reply to this

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He kinda has Nicole's hugs gums, doesn't he?
LEE LEE says – reply to this

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ooops, meant to say:

He kinda has Nicole's huge gums!
lolli says – reply to this

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I think the Insider is a disgusting show, and so is Larry Dickheaduphisass, people should Boycott it, seriously!!!
LEE LEE says – reply to this

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And Trish,
It's very common for kids that age to walk on their tip toes.
Tabitha says – reply to this

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Uh huh…and then he gets tons of free press because you put him on your site. Just ignore the retard.
thats_right says – reply to this

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Perezito why are you so rude? He is the father and the father has the right to take his baby girl places that normal dads do. When you were little didn't your dad take you place or was he pimping you? Cmon so stop it let them bond and the baby is so gorgeous I hope he takes care of her well.
curious says – reply to this

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Has anyone seent this child walk yet? I don't think she is able to walk. at her age, this is cause for concern
maxwell209 says – reply to this

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Larry's gene is the gene that made the baby cross eyed….look at his eye xxxx…he should seek help too
SERIOUSLY says – reply to this

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Do you notice how he never hold her FACING him, always outward. So pimp….
LEE LEE says – reply to this

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Her "medical condition" is that she is cross-eyed. No biggie.
alexis says – reply to this

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Hahaha, Perez, that was hilarious… "Can Larry Birkhead get treatment for gayface?????" I laughed out loud at my desk!!

Hahahaha…Larry, what a bullshit name.
BabyBabyBaby says – reply to this

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She is darling, I like seeing pictures of her. Larry's kinda cute too. They've been through a lot - ease up, Mario.
Anna from the grave says – reply to this

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Buy my baby some glasses, it is your fault that she is cross-eyed, Larry! Love, Anna
STOP EXPLOITING THE BABY!!!! says – reply to this

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Although it was proven that Larry Birkhead is Dannielynnn’s biological father I am so disgusted with the way he keeps on pimping out his daughter I simply refuse to call him Dannielynn’s father. Or even her biological father. From now on as far as I’m concerned Larry Birkhead is simply Danneilynn’s mother’s sperm donor. Anna Nicole Smith’s former bodyguard was absolutely right when he said its as if Birkhead is parading Dannielynn around as if it shove it Anna Nicole’s face that he got Dannielynn. It is disgusting.

Dear Dannielynn,

When the day comes when you old enough to read this, I just want you to know that I apologize to your mother, your brother and of course you that I once supported your mother's sperm donor is his fight for you. I truly thought you would better in his care. It seemed like he was truly going to care for you. I had no idea how wrong I was. I wish I had listen to you mother when she said that Larry Birkhead is a scumbucket and that all he was after was money and fame. Your mother had her sperm donor nailed on the head. I wish I had listened to her. I didn’t and for that I’ll be forever sorry.
Tira says – reply to this

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I'm sure Anna Nicole had a lot of fans, but let's face it, she was only known for her boobs & slutty behavior. Why would anyone want to "keep her spirit alive"? God knows, she wasn't an actress.

He is on these shows because he needs the money. I don't believe he is working. I think it would be better for him to give he daughter a life away from publicity.
adrianita says – reply to this

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Does the poor little girl WALK?
xav says – reply to this

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You use gayface in a derogatory way. Aren't you a homosexual?
Nick says – reply to this

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Re: Tabitha –
Exactly, Tabitha! Perez, why are you posting this shit then? Just let it go. Don't post it if you hate it so much. You're only helping him to get the attention you claim he doesn't deserve when you do this.
cj says – reply to this

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He has no shame…he can't wait to get ahold of her $ so now he pimps her out every chance he gets. I could look past some of it but the way he paraded her around at Anna's grave on the anniversary of her death is dispicable! I wonder how that little girl is going to feel when she grows up and sees how her dad used her!?
Miriah says – reply to this

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She has a lazy eye is all. There was this HUGE deal made about it not too long ago. I guess that is the difference between being a celebrity and a normal person. My 4 year old daughter has the same thing. She wears glasses, She is fine. We can opt for surgery IF the glasses do not fix the lazy eye. No big drama and no real problems. Mr. Birkhead had this huge write up about how he wears the patch with her and it is such a tramatic medical condition. Face it bud, no one is perfect and she will not die from a lazy eye. It isn't cancer or CF or anything terminal. Put glasses on her, she will look adorable!
Rhonda says – reply to this

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He has never held that baby naturally if you ask me, it always looks awkward. I wish Anna could have got her shit together and she could have raised that baby. She really loved her children.
Mimi says – reply to this

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Yeah that baby looks a little mentally retarded, I feel bad for her, God look at the parents…
AHole says – reply to this

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This guy is a fucking asshole personified. And Entertainment Tonight is a total ass licker too. I don't know how those ET reporters (!) look themselves in the mirror everyday. I accidentally saw that hag Lara something, Pat's sidekick on the Insider, fawning on and on about Danilynn's first visit to her mother's Bahamas house and waxing and waning and I nearly vomited. Larry will pimp out this child until the day he dies. Someone is getting PAID. I know this guy wouldn't do this for free. What happened to moving to Kentucky! Well, the crew at ET can't film him conveniently if he lives in Kentucky. It's tough out there for a Kentucky pimp, so he had to be an L.A. pimp. This sickens me more than anything going on in Hollywood and paparazzi-ville right now.
Myriam C Webster says – reply to this

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That's ATLANTIS in the Bahamas!
Patches says – reply to this

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You dont think he'd make her have plasitc surgery already, do you Perez?
Fudgepacker says – reply to this

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Larry is a greedy asshole!!!

While he's whoring around her daughter is going blind!!!!!!!!!
Myriam C Webster says – reply to this

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I knew that B4 I saw his shirt! Tee hee. Hey Sugarboots!!!
nathaliee says – reply to this

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this guy needs to stop having his baby on tv.. shes already fucked up from having the crazy genes, but putting her in the lime light too is going to turn her ito a future britney…
TRINA says – reply to this

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OH PEREZ YOU ARE RIGHT THIS IS GETTING REALLY BAD THE MATCHING OUTFITS EEEWWWW I SMELL PUBLICITY STUNT!!!YES HE IS A BIG PIMP WITH ONE CHILD THAT IS A CELEB BABIES WHY DON'T HE TAKE HIS OTHERKIDS WHO ARE OLDER TO SWIM WITH THE DOLPHINS THEY'DAPPRECIATE IT MORE!
Danny says – reply to this

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Hysterical that Perez is calling Larry a "gayface". NOBODY could look gayer than Perez!!!! Such hypocrisy! So shallow! Gawd, I can't stand Perez!! Hate him!