Just Married
Filed under: Z List
Don't you love crazy people???
Diff'rent Strokes alum Gary Coleman has married some loser by the name of Shannon Price.
He's 40. She's 22.
It gets better!
The pair have only known each other just over FIVE MONTHS.
And it gets even better still!!!!
Gary tells Inside Edition that this is his first-time-ever romantic relationship.
"I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone," he says. "I wasn't saving myself, she just happened to be the one."
Bless his little, sex-deprived heart!
The couple's nuptials happened, "on a mountaintop," according to Coleman. "Nobody was around but the minister, preacher, the videographers, the photographer, the helicopter pilot and us. That was all that was there. There was nobody else.”
As for the 18 years between them, "I don't have issues with age, I have issues with intelligence," says Coleman. "She's more intelligent than I am, and that's what matters to me."
Price handles the sale of Coleman's memorabilia on e-Bay, and says that when she met him on the set of the movie Church Ball she wasn't aware of his fame.
"I didn't grow up with Diff'rent Strokes," she tells Inside Edition. "I actually didn't like watching TV when I was younger."
We expect them to be divorced within three months.
Why????
"We may go a week and not speak to each other," he says, while she claims, "He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. … He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction."
She adds, "I don't like the violence."
This is a reality TV show waiting to happen!


Um…WOW!
baha. what?
Poor Gary!
I missed my chance
haha
eeeew!
SHORT BUS
AHHH
hahahahahaha
holy snaps…
they're children are going to be…..pretty?
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I didnt need that one. I feel nauseous.
AHHH oh!
EWWWW BIG TEETH
OMG LOOOOVE IT.
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Wow can can't believe there is someone uglier than Gary Coleman walking the earth. Talk to me Perez, lol, why you cryin'?
fucking sad…lol
SICK!!!!!!!SICK!!!!!!!SICK!!!!!!!SICK!!!!!!!SICK!!!!!!!SICK!!!!!!!SICK!!!!!!!SICK!!!!!!!SICK!!!!!!!
OMG you see now ehy polaroide should keep on the moment
because that's a POLA moment
What a couple of tools.
I think its cute…he found some lovin'. Maybe it will mellow him out.
she is unfortunate looking
Surreal but nice
I wish them the best and much happiness…but this sounds pretty sketchy.
Pathetic.
1st!
GROSSSS
Weird
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You know, I wish them the best anyway. Who knows…
I thought that was Molly Ringwald with him!
Bucktooth shannon
sad.
what the fuck. . .
oh lord
oh my word
OMG. That's fucking terrifying. That should have been under 'easily offended'. Jesus.
ew.
he's broke now. Different strokes was on 25 years ago.
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Weirdos.
Woww….is all I can say. He seems like he needs anger management program. I give them 4.5 months just because she seems sort of hesitant.
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wow. wish them the best of luck but i dont see this one lasting. best of luck though!
WHAT A FREAK SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Most Hollywood marriages sink, but 5 months is longer than alot of hollywood people wait to marry after meeting. give him a break, if this is his first relationship, at the age of 40, I hope it lasts at least a while.
All right, there's an age gap and they haven't dated for long. But why call her a loser? That was uncalled for.
what the shit??! sickness!
They are fucking freaky.
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Paris Hilton’s latest escapade into acting, ‘The Hottie and The Nottie‘, has officially bombed once again. The romantic comedy opened Friday on 111 screens across the country bringing in a whooping $81 dollars per screen.
The movie will likely do less than a $100,000 gross in the theaters before being canned to DVD and the discount bin at Wal-Mart and Walgreens.
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omg lil peop0le matter 2
SHOW CELEB NEW IN LA LA LAND? YOUR REALLY SCARPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL EH?
$$$???
You think she is into him for the money?
The last thing I saw him on tv was shilling for a pay day advance commercial!
It must be love.
Crazy love, but love none the less.
Get used to having yogurt thrown in your direction, girl.
Hold on a minute…. imagine her with some porcelain veneers and some plastic surgery to lower her lip line a little, so her gums aren't showing so much. She would be a knock-out……..and probably be waaaaay out of Gary's league
wow!!!
this is more juicy than coco's breasts!!!!
9th!!:)
So what ? good for them. I'm pretty sure the gays are not throwing themselves at your crusty feet you ugly fat fuck.
why is she a loser for getting married? FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.
Everyone needs love… I wish them the best.
Who rly cares. she's ugly
40? He looks like he's 60!!!!!! She's got a serious BUSTED GRILL !!!!
Well, at least she didn't marry him for his money!
Gary Coleman scares me.
What kind of fuckery is this? Next time he throws something, STOMP his ass!!
Re: louisianagirl – #Your right….if u make your eyes blurry you can see the potential there!
That's disturbing!
Perez, pay attention. They got married last August. Geez. You might want to fact check first.
WHITE BITCHES LOVE BLACK COCK. DAMN, IT'S A GOOD THING WHITE GUYS PREFER ASIAN CHICKS BECAUSE IF THEY WANTED A WHITE CHICK, THERE WOULD BE NONE LEFT. WHITE CHICKS JUST KEEP LOWERING THEIR VALUE.
40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
An actual real life one too…
Now this is what I call news!!! At first I thought Perez was gonna say that she was older than him…then I thought he was gonna crack on her smile which he didn't
Gary Coleman married huh? I love stories like this about our favorite old school losers…I hope the next story is on Bonaduce…
THEY'VE BEEN DATING SINCE 2006!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Does the dollar sign imply that she's doing this for money? Because I thought he had no money - isn't he a security guard? I don’t see why its so crazy that he's getting married, isnt he entitled to that?
Well if the saying is true, and black guys are bigger….he should be packing a regular white guys package….I'm just sayin….
looks like the next OJ like incident
Re: Sara –
Damn they got married in August???
Then why the fuck is he on tv now? Does it really take that long to garner a deal with the sleeze we call entertainment tv (you know the Insider, Access, and shit like that) Speaking of Insider and ET, I'm surprised they didn't jump on this story
What the hell is she worried about his temper for? She can step and squish his lil' ass!
She looks like Molly Ringwalds mutant sister, cloned from a mole her back.
hahaha 40 year old virgin.
The reality show has already happened, that's why the videographers were at the wedding
Ahh, the sanctity of marriage.
It's a match made in munchkinland.
How? More importantly…WHY? And, lets throw in a DAMN there too.
that nasty midget thinks just cuz he short that gives him the right to be violent with women.
Ooooh yes…from personal experience Gary has a HORRIBLE attitude!!! A few years ago, I saw him trolling around Home Depot (Marina Del Rey) angrily mumbling to himself. After about 45 minutes of that he finally went to checkout with the cashier and HIS CHECK GOT DECLINED!!!!!
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He angrily blamed it on Home Depot, payed with some wrinkled up bills and stormed out of the store.
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He's an ANGRY little bastard. If she knows what's best, she'd RUN!! He's known for hitting women.
This HAS to be a reality show setup.
…what Gary hasn't figured out is that we don't watch reality shows that writers create…
…we watch the REAL THING…
BRITNEY
LINDSAY
PARIS
etc.
All certifiable
No writers required
whatcha talking about, perez?
The Movie Church Ball came out in 2006, so part of it may have been filmed in 2005. Is Coleman lying or did inside edition get it wrong. IMDB.com has movie info.
I could see why he was crabby for all those years, he never got laid! But now, still crabby?? Poor Gary. He'll never be happy at all. (tear)
Um, Yuck!
I'm adding this to my list of things (Bill Clinton getting a blow job in the Oval Office is on this list too) that I don't want to think about or read about ever again in my life.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Perez Hilton memeber of the gay nazi party… hating anything that is not gay. Hell, even gays are sick of your shit.
#75 - Ms Dolo D
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Well Perez did file this under Z list.
But look at her gums too!!!!!!!!!!wacala!
CLASSIC!!
Perez you are a fat gay piece of shit and you probably have aids. so have fun spreading it you piece of shit.
Seeing this makes me feel sad mostly. I generally wish the best for all humanity and would hope that they could be happy together, but given the situation, I doubt that will come to pass. There is a sort of epic sadness that washes over me when I look at that picture. Knowing that at least Mr. Coleman seems genuinely interested, but is ultimately not very mature given his unique upbringing, or so it seems to me. I wish them the best though…
Cue reality show…now.
She looks like Molly Ringwald. Anyway, I wish them luck.
Don't think it's fair for you to call her a loser. I wish them all the best.
seriously…how much $$$$ is she getting for tis stunt?????…..come on now…he doesn't expect for us to truly believ this one!!
Awww the 40 year old virgin