Just Married

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Don't you love crazy people???

Diff'rent Strokes alum Gary Coleman has married some loser by the name of Shannon Price.

He's 40. She's 22.

It gets better!

The pair have only known each other just over FIVE MONTHS.

And it gets even better still!!!!

Gary tells Inside Edition that this is his first-time-ever romantic relationship.

"I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone," he says. "I wasn't saving myself, she just happened to be the one."

Bless his little, sex-deprived heart!

The couple's nuptials happened, "on a mountaintop," according to Coleman. "Nobody was around but the minister, preacher, the videographers, the photographer, the helicopter pilot and us. That was all that was there. There was nobody else.”

As for the 18 years between them, "I don't have issues with age, I have issues with intelligence," says Coleman. "She's more intelligent than I am, and that's what matters to me."

Price handles the sale of Coleman's memorabilia on e-Bay, and says that when she met him on the set of the movie Church Ball she wasn't aware of his fame.

"I didn't grow up with Diff'rent Strokes," she tells Inside Edition. "I actually didn't like watching TV when I was younger."

We expect them to be divorced within three months.

Why????

"We may go a week and not speak to each other," he says, while she claims, "He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. … He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction."

She adds, "I don't like the violence."

This is a reality TV show waiting to happen!

Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 6:23 pm / Email this »

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Rachel says – reply to this

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Um…WOW!
DAWS says – reply to this

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baha. what?
Vince says – reply to this

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Poor Gary!

I missed my chance
kevin says – reply to this

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haha
ashie says – reply to this

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eeeew!
kfs says – reply to this

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SHORT BUS
jas21324432 says – reply to this

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AHHH
hahah says – reply to this

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hahahahahaha
devon says – reply to this

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holy snaps…
they're children are going to be…..pretty?
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Patches says – reply to this

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I didnt need that one. I feel nauseous.
Jazz45234 says – reply to this

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AHHH oh!
carrie says – reply to this

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EWWWW BIG TEETH
elsa says – reply to this

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OMG LOOOOVE IT.
Rodger says – reply to this

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First
Rodger says – reply to this

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First
FatFukPerez says – reply to this

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Wow can can't believe there is someone uglier than Gary Coleman walking the earth. Talk to me Perez, lol, why you cryin'?
lol says – reply to this

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fucking sad…lol
VEGASBORN says – reply to this

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SICK!!!!!!!SICK!!!!!!!SICK!!!!!!!SICK!!!!!!!SICK!!!!!!!SICK!!!!!!!SICK!!!!!!!SICK!!!!!!!SICK!!!!!!!
cocosuperstar says – reply to this

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OMG you see now ehy polaroide should keep on the moment
because that's a POLA moment
illegalsmile says – reply to this

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What a couple of tools.
Jessica says – reply to this

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I think its cute…he found some lovin'. Maybe it will mellow him out.
melicious_intent says – reply to this

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she is unfortunate looking
BarcelonaGirl says – reply to this

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Surreal but nice
shea says – reply to this

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I wish them the best and much happiness…but this sounds pretty sketchy.
LT says – reply to this

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Pathetic.
SM says – reply to this

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1st!
Gabi says – reply to this

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GROSSSS
Wendy says – reply to this

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Weird
tomy says – reply to this

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First
me says – reply to this

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You know, I wish them the best anyway. Who knows…
jtj says – reply to this

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I thought that was Molly Ringwald with him!
ROZ says – reply to this

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Bucktooth shannon
vanessa says – reply to this

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sad.
Kiara says – reply to this

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what the fuck. . .
kara-sha says – reply to this

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oh lord
amy says – reply to this

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oh my word
AB says – reply to this

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OMG. That's fucking terrifying. That should have been under 'easily offended'. Jesus.
luiso says – reply to this

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ew.
hilwadd says – reply to this

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he's broke now. Different strokes was on 25 years ago.
Sezza says – reply to this

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First?
Weirdos.
Wow... says – reply to this

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Woww….is all I can say. He seems like he needs anger management program. I give them 4.5 months just because she seems sort of hesitant.
ya says – reply to this

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first
alyssa says – reply to this

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wow. wish them the best of luck but i dont see this one lasting. best of luck though!
NEW FAGS ON THE BLOCK SUCKED A LOT OF DICK says – reply to this

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WHAT A FREAK SHOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
cjm says – reply to this

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Most Hollywood marriages sink, but 5 months is longer than alot of hollywood people wait to marry after meeting. give him a break, if this is his first relationship, at the age of 40, I hope it lasts at least a while.
caroaber says – reply to this

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All right, there's an age gap and they haven't dated for long. But why call her a loser? That was uncalled for.
nat says – reply to this

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what the shit??! sickness!
Lindsay says – reply to this

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They are fucking freaky.
JoJessica says – reply to this

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*PARIS HILTON IS A HUGE FAILURE
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Paris Hilton’s latest escapade into acting, ‘The Hottie and The Nottie‘, has officially bombed once again. The romantic comedy opened Friday on 111 screens across the country bringing in a whooping $81 dollars per screen.

The movie will likely do less than a $100,000 gross in the theaters before being canned to DVD and the discount bin at Wal-Mart and Walgreens.
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sanders says – reply to this

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omg lil peop0le matter 2
CANADIAN says – reply to this

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SHOW CELEB NEW IN LA LA LAND? YOUR REALLY SCARPING THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL EH?
Masquerade says – reply to this

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$$$???
You think she is into him for the money?
The last thing I saw him on tv was shilling for a pay day advance commercial!
It must be love.
Crazy love, but love none the less.
Diana says – reply to this

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Get used to having yogurt thrown in your direction, girl.
louisianagirl says – reply to this

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Hold on a minute…. imagine her with some porcelain veneers and some plastic surgery to lower her lip line a little, so her gums aren't showing so much. She would be a knock-out……..and probably be waaaaay out of Gary's league
this is juicy!! says – reply to this

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wow!!!
this is more juicy than coco's breasts!!!!
9th!!:)
tu madre says – reply to this

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So what ? good for them. I'm pretty sure the gays are not throwing themselves at your crusty feet you ugly fat fuck.
gamma says – reply to this

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why is she a loser for getting married? FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.
Hope says – reply to this

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Everyone needs love… I wish them the best.
Michelle says – reply to this

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Who rly cares. she's ugly
Midget Lover says – reply to this

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40? He looks like he's 60!!!!!! She's got a serious BUSTED GRILL !!!!
Loady Smurf says – reply to this

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Well, at least she didn't marry him for his money!
scared says – reply to this

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Gary Coleman scares me.
aquaboogie says – reply to this

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What kind of fuckery is this? Next time he throws something, STOMP his ass!!
Dr. Troy says – reply to this

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Re: louisianagirl – #Your right….if u make your eyes blurry you can see the potential there!
Wow says – reply to this

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That's disturbing!
Sara says – reply to this

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Perez, pay attention. They got married last August. Geez. You might want to fact check first.
STUPID WHORE says – reply to this

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WHITE BITCHES LOVE BLACK COCK. DAMN, IT'S A GOOD THING WHITE GUYS PREFER ASIAN CHICKS BECAUSE IF THEY WANTED A WHITE CHICK, THERE WOULD BE NONE LEFT. WHITE CHICKS JUST KEEP LOWERING THEIR VALUE.
Emma says – reply to this

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40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

An actual real life one too…
Ms Dolo D says – reply to this

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Now this is what I call news!!! At first I thought Perez was gonna say that she was older than him…then I thought he was gonna crack on her smile which he didn't

Gary Coleman married huh? I love stories like this about our favorite old school losers…I hope the next story is on Bonaduce…
I KNOW GARY says – reply to this

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THEY'VE BEEN DATING SINCE 2006!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
RichCaitlin says – reply to this

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Does the dollar sign imply that she's doing this for money? Because I thought he had no money - isn't he a security guard? I don’t see why its so crazy that he's getting married, isnt he entitled to that?
"A different" Shannon says – reply to this

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Well if the saying is true, and black guys are bigger….he should be packing a regular white guys package….I'm just sayin….
SC says – reply to this

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looks like the next OJ like incident
Ms Dolo D says – reply to this

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Re: Sara –

Damn they got married in August???

Then why the fuck is he on tv now? Does it really take that long to garner a deal with the sleeze we call entertainment tv (you know the Insider, Access, and shit like that) Speaking of Insider and ET, I'm surprised they didn't jump on this story
Beth says – reply to this

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What the hell is she worried about his temper for? She can step and squish his lil' ass!
Kritter says – reply to this

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She looks like Molly Ringwalds mutant sister, cloned from a mole her back.
britini says – reply to this

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hahaha 40 year old virgin.
LookAtYou says – reply to this

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The reality show has already happened, that's why the videographers were at the wedding
Jenna Mitchell says – reply to this

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Ahh, the sanctity of marriage.
MyTwoCents says – reply to this

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It's a match made in munchkinland.
Trex says – reply to this

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How? More importantly…WHY? And, lets throw in a DAMN there too.
jkhkhj says – reply to this

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that nasty midget thinks just cuz he short that gives him the right to be violent with women.
Starla says – reply to this

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Ooooh yes…from personal experience Gary has a HORRIBLE attitude!!! A few years ago, I saw him trolling around Home Depot (Marina Del Rey) angrily mumbling to himself. After about 45 minutes of that he finally went to checkout with the cashier and HIS CHECK GOT DECLINED!!!!!
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He angrily blamed it on Home Depot, payed with some wrinkled up bills and stormed out of the store.
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He's an ANGRY little bastard. If she knows what's best, she'd RUN!! He's known for hitting women.
blablabla says – reply to this

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This HAS to be a reality show setup.
…what Gary hasn't figured out is that we don't watch reality shows that writers create…
…we watch the REAL THING…
BRITNEY
LINDSAY
PARIS
etc.
All certifiable
No writers required
Mike says – reply to this

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whatcha talking about, perez?
RG says – reply to this

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The Movie Church Ball came out in 2006, so part of it may have been filmed in 2005. Is Coleman lying or did inside edition get it wrong. IMDB.com has movie info.
BIG MOMMA says – reply to this

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I could see why he was crabby for all those years, he never got laid! But now, still crabby?? Poor Gary. He'll never be happy at all. (tear)
Esmeralda says – reply to this

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Um, Yuck!

I'm adding this to my list of things (Bill Clinton getting a blow job in the Oval Office is on this list too) that I don't want to think about or read about ever again in my life.
Gina says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ILUVGARYT2 says – reply to this

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Perez Hilton memeber of the gay nazi party… hating anything that is not gay. Hell, even gays are sick of your shit.
Masquerade says – reply to this

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#75 - Ms Dolo D

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Well Perez did file this under Z list.
Alley says – reply to this

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But look at her gums too!!!!!!!!!!wacala!
stubborngemini says – reply to this

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CLASSIC!!
Zilla says – reply to this

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Perez you are a fat gay piece of shit and you probably have aids. so have fun spreading it you piece of shit.
Kaare says – reply to this

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Seeing this makes me feel sad mostly. I generally wish the best for all humanity and would hope that they could be happy together, but given the situation, I doubt that will come to pass. There is a sort of epic sadness that washes over me when I look at that picture. Knowing that at least Mr. Coleman seems genuinely interested, but is ultimately not very mature given his unique upbringing, or so it seems to me. I wish them the best though…
Summer says – reply to this

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Cue reality show…now.
Susan says – reply to this

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She looks like Molly Ringwald. Anyway, I wish them luck.
celine says – reply to this

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Don't think it's fair for you to call her a loser. I wish them all the best.
ROSANGELA BABY says – reply to this

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seriously…how much $$$$ is she getting for tis stunt?????…..come on now…he doesn't expect for us to truly believ this one!!
Alex says – reply to this

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Awww the 40 year old virgin