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Don't you love crazy people???

Diff'rent Strokes alum Gary Coleman has married some loser by the name of Shannon Price.

He's 40. She's 22.

It gets better!

The pair have only known each other just over FIVE MONTHS.

And it gets even better still!!!!

Gary tells Inside Edition that this is his first-time-ever romantic relationship.

"I never got the opportunity to be romantic or feel romantic with anyone," he says. "I wasn't saving myself, she just happened to be the one."

Bless his little, sex-deprived heart!

The couple's nuptials happened, "on a mountaintop," according to Coleman. "Nobody was around but the minister, preacher, the videographers, the photographer, the helicopter pilot and us. That was all that was there. There was nobody else.”

As for the 18 years between them, "I don't have issues with age, I have issues with intelligence," says Coleman. "She's more intelligent than I am, and that's what matters to me."

Price handles the sale of Coleman's memorabilia on e-Bay, and says that when she met him on the set of the movie Church Ball she wasn't aware of his fame.

"I didn't grow up with Diff'rent Strokes," she tells Inside Edition. "I actually didn't like watching TV when I was younger."

We expect them to be divorced within three months.

Why????

"We may go a week and not speak to each other," he says, while she claims, "He lets his anger conquer him sometimes. … He throws things around, and sometimes he throws it in my direction."

She adds, "I don't like the violence."

This is a reality TV show waiting to happen!

299 comments to “Just Married”

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  1. Katherine Moennig Fan says – reply to this


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    At first, I thought the woman was Molly Ringwald (Pretty In Pink, Sixteen Candles, The Breakfast Club, ie.)

  2. john says – reply to this


    102

    God you people are pathetic.
    If I had his medical problems and his parents I would have grown into an angry person as well. Good luck to him I say.

    BTW Perez, you're still a fat, ugly douche.

  3. jessica says – reply to this


    103

    HAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA

  4. kathyc says – reply to this


    104

    Perfect…she looks crazy as a bed bug.

  5. Sunny Sam says – reply to this


    105

    Let's just hope they will stay lucky and in love. Unlike some vultures here, I don't wish them any harm.
    For his sake I hope she did not marry him only looking for 15 minutes of fame.

  6. Congrats! says – reply to this


    106

    Happiness to the lovely couple. Wishing you both lots of love and happiness!

  7. jon says – reply to this


    107

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  8. texasgirl says – reply to this


    108

    call me crazy, but shes actually not that bad looking, its just the bad teeth I think, but I think she has a pretty face other than that, and pretty red hair, pretty pale skin

  9. gini says – reply to this


    109

    yay hes getting laid. bless jebus

  10. michael says – reply to this


    110

    fugs

  11. Aubrey [TEAM OBAMA!!] says – reply to this


    111

    I'm sure every marriage has peaks and vallies, so who cares?? GOOD FOR THEM, they found love in one another. I'm happy for the both of them–there's someone for everyone.

  12. Telemarketer says – reply to this


    112

    Leave him alone, jealous fatass.

  13. BOOBS says – reply to this


    113

    :lol: (oYo) :lol:

  14. texasgirl says – reply to this


    114

    call me crazy, but I dont think she is that ugly. The only thing is her teeth/gums are a little messed up, but she has pretty red hair and pretty pale skin, and her face isnt ugly

  15. juanita says – reply to this


    115

    That is just fucking disgusting xxx

  16. RIOS says – reply to this


    116

    congrats

  17. sel says – reply to this


    117

    how gross!!
    she HAS to bang him too…COCHINA!!

  18. melanie says – reply to this


    118

    If he has any money left, hopefully he got a prenup cuz I smell a gold-digger! And why has he never had sex? Even mini-me gets some pretty hot chicks!

  19. S. says – reply to this


    119

    uuuuh…
    ………………ew?!

  20. Jennifer says – reply to this


    120

    Perez - You are such a loser. Can't just be happy for them, right? I guess it beats sitting at home by yourself blogging in your jammies :)

  21. beauty_w_brains says – reply to this


    121

    Good LORD! I hope they don't have children! Just, ew!

  22. Gamma R. says – reply to this


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    Great idea, REALITY TV. I believe they can stay married with a Reality TV show as long as the bucks are rolling in. Gary's big chance to make large sum again. It lasts 12 to 18 mo's, could be set for lifel, be able 2 retire!! There are definitely millions of morons out there to watch this SHIT! If done right, has a shot to last 2 - 3 years.

  23. UH. . .YEAH says – reply to this


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    Hello, 40 years and no sex and you wonder why he is so cranky???? The girl isn't real pretty, but if thats what he likes, go for it!! I think once he starts getting some he will mellow out!!!

  24. hello says – reply to this


    124

    WTF?! LOL
    he was a 40 year old virgin…. that marriage is messed up, or should i say the people in it? haha

  25. For once... says – reply to this


    125

    Give it a chance, maybe they are happy.
    /
    Give people a change, and also perez what give you the right to call her a loser, do you know her?

  26. TheOpportunist says – reply to this


    126

    They should enter into reality television immediately, so when the inevitable happens, they will have accumulated something for her to take him for.

  27. nikki says – reply to this


    127

    Ewwwww.

  28. Strokes says – reply to this


    128

    Wow, over 100 posts and nobody posted: "Whatcha talkin' ’bout, Willis?"

    I admire your restraint peoples.

  29. well... says – reply to this


    129

    Re: BarcelonaGirl

    I'm kinda happy for them…er…

  30. Liza says – reply to this


    130

    Good for Gary Coleman! I'm happy for him. Maybe they are a match made in heaven. Who knows?

  31. philip says – reply to this


    131

    she looks like toni collette in that old australian movie.

  32. Candy Barr says – reply to this


    132

    Hey, if he is happy and she is happy, shouldn't that be all that really matters for now . . . Think of all the lonely people out there who never have a chance at this kind of happiness even once!

  33. Kristy says – reply to this


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    Last week Gary was at Valley Fair Mall in Utah filming a commercial for "I can't believe it's not butter". She and her ugly brother was there for support. She was the biggest b*tch and was yelling at everyone telling them that he was not going to sign autographs. Gary was upset because people took pictures of him while he was getting his makeup done. It was crazy.

  34. gabriella says – reply to this


    134

    thats fucked.

  35. Greatest Show on Earth says – reply to this


    135

    ……..Well, it is so heartening that Barnum & Bailey has allowed their freakshow stars to appear in public!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  36. cool beans! says – reply to this


    136

    LOL THIS IS THE BEST NEWS EVER! good for gary getting married. i cant believe he's 40!!!!!!

  37. anonymous says – reply to this


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    I wish him some happiness as he is a bitter little man…HOWEVER…It would be pretty much over my dead body if my 22 year old daughter married a 40 year old man who definitely had a lot of anger issues.(I do have a 22 year old daughter by the way, so I'm not just spouting off here randomly).This is a disaster just waiting to unfold..like you P, I don't give it very long.

  38. use birth control!!! says – reply to this


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    dear lord I hope they dont procreate!!!!!!!!!! Those would be some fugs for offspring!! shiver!!!!

  39. Joanny says – reply to this


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    OMG WAIT WAIT WAIT…FIRST ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP? THAT DOESN'T MAKE HIM A VIRGIN DOES IT, CAUSE THEN HE WOULD REALLY BE THE 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN!

  40. pixie says – reply to this


    140

    Thanks, Perez! :p You just subjected us to another hellacious "reality" show. I will scream if this crap ends up on TV! Love the new hair, Popi!

  41. EW EW EW EW EW EW EW .... says – reply to this


    141

    That's just NASTY. I mean, that's good for him I guess but come on now. Just please please PLEASE let them have kids. I'd give my left toe to see those pics.

  42. WHATEVER says – reply to this


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    Re: jtj – OH MY GAWD, so did I. How funny.

  43. izel says – reply to this


    143

    how desperate must you be to marry a 44 year old washed up actor,who 's greates achievement in t.v was "what you talking about Willis".

  44. Dana Plato says – reply to this


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    They are both dumb and ugly so who cares???? I hope she gets all his moola.

  45. kazdven says – reply to this


    145

    is it me or does she actually look forty

  46. Morgan says – reply to this


    146

    umm… wow! i just barfed in my mouth! but everyone deserves to have a chance at marriage and i wish them the best with their life together, all the best!

  47. colby x3 says – reply to this


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    wtf?!! he throws stuff?!?!!?!

  48. Shelly says – reply to this


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    Good grief, only together 5 months and he's already violent?
    throwing shit at her? She must have no self esteem to settle for some one that would be violent only 5 months in.. odds are he'll be doing more than just throwing stuff at her. and if she takes it now she probably won't divorce him, abused momen with no self worth tend to stay in the relationship. She should just drop kick him out of the house now, I mean what, he can't weigh too much more than a football

  49. marston says – reply to this


    149

    it's love… let them be happy…

  50. Tigerlilly says – reply to this


    150

    I sure hope they don't have kids!!!!!

  51. Willis says – reply to this


    151

    Whatchu talkin' ’bout, Perez?

  52. abby says – reply to this


    152

    snap this is the best thing ever! so f-ing funny!

  53. lomom says – reply to this


    153

    gold diggggger?? perhaps??
    blaaaaaahhh

  54. Zoom Zoom says – reply to this


    154

    Sounds like they put this whole thing together for the PURPOSE of getting a reality show! He is one angry little man. Kinda like you, Perez!

  55. Jessi says – reply to this


    155

    Her parents must be so proud.

  56. teenieweenie says – reply to this


    156

    Let us all join hands and pray, "Dear Lord, please do not let them reproduce" amen.

  57. jimmyjazz says – reply to this


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    THIS LITTLE MIDGET THROWS THINGS AT HER? AND SHE LETS HIM? I'D STEP ON THAT LITTLE BITCH!! FUCKING LOSERS! WHAT A FREAK SHOW! HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE ANY MONEY. NO SYMPATHY HERE…BUT IS THAT A SURPRISE? TEE HEE……….. BARRON HILTON IS GOING DOWN!

  58. Perezfan says – reply to this


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    Fug meets fugly she has two rows of gums like a shark has rows of teeth and i find it hard to believe that Arnold and Mr drummond were not romantically involved who is he kidding am i to believe that he is a forty year old virgin what you talking about Arnold.

  59. akorylene says – reply to this


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    Good god, so they got married. Big deal. I wish them all the best. Everyone should have the opportunity for love & a happy life. Congrats to them both for taking a step towards that. As long as they're happy with each other that's all that matters.

  60. molly says – reply to this


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    UGH. you guys are such assholes.

    i wish them lots of happiness, and i think shes cute..

    im sure half the people reading this are fat and unhappy, so quit picking on random celebs and this girl who didnt even ask to be on the site in the first place.

  61. Charlotte says – reply to this


    161

    This made my day. Thanks Perez!

  62. Mim says – reply to this


    162

    Shrek is gonna be heart broken…

  63. adialp says – reply to this


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    WOW!!! can u the REAL 40 year-old virgin!!! r u sure she's 22….i know 62 year-old women who look better than that. She is straight up lying about she didn't who the hell she was even though she was managing the shit on eBay! what a bunch of crap. at least he's getting some cutty. lol

  64. LB says – reply to this


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    Hard to believe that she is any smarter than he!!!!!!!!!!! Good Luck you WACKY COUPLE.

  65. Jimbo says – reply to this


    165

    Way to go Gary, Way to Go!!!

  66. kira says – reply to this


    166

    no fuckin way

    i smell a publicity stunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  67. Ella says – reply to this


    167

    She looks exactly like Molly Ringwald, albeit a really fucked up version.

  68. jen says – reply to this


    168

    you can fuck her between those teeth

  69. YO-YO says – reply to this


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    SHIZZLE…..HE THROWS THINGS IN HER DIRECTION?? SERIOUSLY?
    I'D PICK HIS LITTLE MIDGET ASS UP AND GIVE HIM A TOILET SWIRLY AND THEN I'D STICK ONE OF HIS LITTLE MIDGET HANDS IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL AND TURN IT ON FOR LIKE 30 SECONDS…THEN IF HE STILL MIS-BEHAVED I'D FIND SOME HUMONGOUSLY FAT SWEATY CHICK OR PARISHERPES HILTON AND PAY HER TO SIT ON HIS LITTLE MIDGET FACE TIL HE QUIT THRASHING ABOUT,OR GOT SOME FACE HERPES FROM PARISHERPES HILTON.

  70. Queen of the Spammed says – reply to this


    170

    Well you know she's not marrying him for the money. He's one broke back n word. A white woman is the best chance of him having acceptable lookin kids.

  71. Jack says – reply to this


    171

    I wonder how much did he pay her???

  72. Ana Banana , Sr. says – reply to this


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    Re: jen – #171 your a nasty fucking bitch jen. why don you fuk yourself?

  73. ari says – reply to this


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    He's a smart little bastard. Trying to stay in the spotlight using the age old shock and awe tactics. Midget black guy marries white girl. People are gonna say "whoaa..Gary!". She's in it for the little fame and money that MIGHT come in the way of a reality show. Or, if she's really dumb like him, they're just curious to see what a mixed breed kid will look like. Shame.

  74. Ashley says – reply to this


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    Oh. My. God. She is way fugly. But then again, so is he.

  75. Desperate Strokes says – reply to this


    175

    Total attention stunt. Gary is desperate, not for a woman, but for ATTENTION from the Media.

  76. Shannon says – reply to this


    176

    that's a storybook romance. SIKE.

  77. SAxlerod says – reply to this


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    Guys, this is what happens when you think you can't get the truly hot chick. You settle.. She's too gummy. But honest, Mini Me get's hot girls and he married one. These whores no matter the caliber of their looks will go after fame at any cost. Since Coleman is a "Z-Lister", how you noticed that he wasn't in the fake eye of the storm of Paps??? He has no publicist.

  78. SAxlerod says – reply to this


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    Guys, this is what happens when you think you can't get the truly hot chick. You settle.. She's too gummy. But honest, Mini Me get's hot girls and he married one. These whores no matter the caliber of their looks will go after fame at any cost. Since Coleman is a "Z-Lister", how you noticed that he wasn't in the fake eye of the storm of Paps??? He has no publicist. So no need to call Paps.

  79. That Guy says – reply to this


    179

    Shit! No wonder he was always punching people.

  80. blstheone says – reply to this


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    I wish Gary and his new bride the very best - he may even outlast Brad and Jennifer and a lot of other hollywood couples…..

  81. MsFort says – reply to this


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    wow wonder how much she made outta this deal? would it cover my current rent payment? doubt it.

  82. Courtney says – reply to this


    182

    *40 Year Old Virgin!*

  83. Twigg says – reply to this


    183

    There good together
    1 Shes UGLY. . . .LIKE Dirt UGLY
    2 Hes a 40 year old Vergin

  84. François Boulay says – reply to this


    184

    He's the real "40 Year old virgin"! Ahahaha

  85. UP TIL MIDNIGHT says – reply to this


    185

    he is old, an inexperienced lover and has a violent temper….. wow… what more could a girl want!!!

    AUSTRALIA SAYS SORRY: 13 FEB 08

  86. Friedrich Braun says – reply to this


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    A hideous, stupid bitch and a negro dwarf = it's a bloody freak show.

  87. King of Mean says – reply to this


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    This sounds like it's going to be a very successful marriage, with lots of children, who no doubt, will all grow up very well adjusted.

    Can't wait for the reality t.v. show, which will make Danny Bonaduce's show seem like the Brady Bunch.

  88. RC says – reply to this


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    What I think is hilarious is that looks like the backdrop of the Tomcat nuptials.

  89. Shmack! says – reply to this


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    Hey they should make a movie about this. Umm let's seee a man in his forties whose sex deprived…hmmmm…..falls for the woman sells his crap on ebay….hmmmm. WHat should we call it? I dunno maybe 40 YEAH OLD VIRGIN!!!!

  90. blah blah says – reply to this


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    al least he has found someone and wont always be a lonely has been. good luck to them even thougn i dont think it will last!

  91. Marianne Chitter Chatter says – reply to this


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    It's never too late to fall in love and marry. They look very happy.

  92. kelci says – reply to this


    192

    How cute is she!??

  93. dila keller says – reply to this


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    dude thats fucking nasty lol do you see her gap its bigger than winnos

  94. FUCK BRANGELINA says – reply to this


    194

    Sometimes uglies make really good looking offspring and wouldn't that totally fucking rule if their kids turn out the best looking out of the all the recent wave?

  95. Lovin' This says – reply to this


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    They have been dating for SO much longer. Last year at Sundance they competed with Dustin Diamond (Screech a la Saved by the Bell) to see who could collect the most SWAG!!! Shannon often comes into the store where I work! Believe me they are a match made in heaven. This post literally made my day!!!!

  96. Kari says – reply to this


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    He is mudd fish an well she is just trailer trash. Please do the world a favor an adopt.What u talkin bout Wilis : (

  97. lea says – reply to this


    197

    litttle peole need love to

  98. YOU ALL ARE HORRIBLE!! says – reply to this


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    SHAME ON ALL OF YOU WHO WOULD SAY A HARSH WORD ABOUT THIS YOUNG GIRL!!

    AND PEREZ WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU CALL THIS YOUNG CIVILIAN, NON CLEB, A LOSER??? SHE IS JUST A REGULAR GIRL THAT HAS HOPES AND DREAMS.. JUST A REGULAR PERSON..

    HOW DARE YOU GO THERE PEREZ.

    YOU ARE GOING TO PAY IN THE FORM OF KARMA SOMEDAY FOR ALL OF THE PAIN YOU HAVE CAUSED SO MANY PEOPLE AND TO THEIR CAREEARS!!

    SHAME ON YOU!

    YOU SHALL TO ONE DAY BE A NASTY TROLL.. AND THEN WHAT?????

    NOBODY WILL CARE NOR BE THERE FOR YOU!!!!!!!

    YOU CAN STILL TURN AROUND AND DO WHAT IS RIGHT..

    AND YOU SHOULD!

  99. ohemgee says – reply to this


    199

    Funniest.
    Pic.
    Evar.

  100. chi chi says – reply to this


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    Her father must be slitting his wrists.

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