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New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!

Filed under: Mariah Carey

We're sorry, lambs, but this is disappointing.

We were really looking forward to Mariah Carey's new single, and it does not live up to our expectations.

CLICK HERE to listen to Mimi's Touch My Body - off her E=MC2 album, due out in April.

The song is not bad. It's worse. It's average.

Mediocrity kills!

Touch My Body is a very generic mid-tempo song. Nothing special about it.

Sad.

What do U think about Touch My Body?????

Posted: February 12, 2008 at 4:39 pm

2078 comments to “New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!”

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troy boy says – reply to this

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eff you perez its amazing!
hi says – reply to this

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i never liked mimi
alex r says – reply to this

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1st…..no it doesnt
awful says – reply to this

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what kind of beat is this?? So bad
caro says – reply to this

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i like it. =]
Emmanuel says – reply to this

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OMGGG I LOVE HER NEW SONG GO MARIAHHHH
lucky says – reply to this

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IT DOES NOT SUCK! It's going to be another hot one for Ms. Mimi! Stop hating Perez.
WASHED UP says – reply to this

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THE ONLY ONES WHO WILL BUY THIS SHIT ARE QUEERS AND STEERS AND I DON'T SEE ANY COWS LINING UP FOR THIS
Emmanuel says – reply to this

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FIRST I LOVE I LOVE LOVE LOVE
goddess says – reply to this

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mariah is getting a little corny
Betty says – reply to this

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Kind of sucks…. try LOTS
Arm Pitt says – reply to this

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Liked her when she first came out…..now….not so much.
She's a little too stuck up for my taste!
Emmanuel says – reply to this

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FIRST LOVE IT LOVE IT
Ashley says – reply to this

14

It's not that bad……not normal Mariah but not horrible…..
Joshua says – reply to this

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It's hot perez…what are you smoking?
danyelle says – reply to this

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Yep, it sucks
Daniel says – reply to this

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damn i wish she would go back to making good music…what happened to the old mariah and her pop ballads???
Molly says – reply to this

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Just Meh…Sorely disappointed
lkasjdlfk says – reply to this

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new MiMi SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
cas says – reply to this

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it's not bad.. not differemt.. average as usual !!
mica says – reply to this

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worse than normal. time for another breakdown!!
opkjiok says – reply to this

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FIRST FIRST FIRST BIATCHES
No Thanks!! says – reply to this

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Almost sounds like a Spice Girls song. NOT GOOD AT ALL!!!
ChezCat says – reply to this

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First!
ahahaha says – reply to this

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hate herr
Jen says – reply to this

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First… BAD and not in a good way!
JK says – reply to this

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Love Mariah!!!!!
lisa says – reply to this

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hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
ian says – reply to this

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It's too slow…

"I will hunt you down?"

hahaAHAHAHAHA
pernille says – reply to this

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hahahahahhaha, crappy ass song hahahah
Bruno says – reply to this

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First!
vampira says – reply to this

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TYPICAL
Patches says – reply to this

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Says who? You?
But Perez, youre still wearing that thing that melted on your head.
C'mon ya comedian.
ty says – reply to this

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Kinda GAY!!!
Kellyyyyyy says – reply to this

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It REALLY sucks!
brendon says – reply to this

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LOVE IT!!!!
sally says – reply to this

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third!!! owwww
ryns says – reply to this

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oh god… the slag just discovered the vocoder? … mariah's first cds were great… most of her stuff since fantasy are SO NOT spectacular.
Go says – reply to this

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Boring!
chuy laredo says – reply to this

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first - sweet !

you kinda suck……this rocks !
crackalakin says – reply to this

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I like it!!!!
Jeremy says – reply to this

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It SHOULD be called Re-Touch my Body!

At least we have new Madonna to look forward to…..
Deeeeeeeee says – reply to this

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That's a matter of opinion……………
sorry4perez says – reply to this

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dude - what were u expecting??
btw i need w/all the money u makin u should o some make over from head to toes
vintage says – reply to this

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its okay!!
leenei says – reply to this

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why is she trying to talk all gangsta? is that sarcasm or is she serious?

lame.
Jay says – reply to this

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Its not to bad…i tought it be faster and more upbeat.
kt says – reply to this

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WHERE IS THE PASSION?! WHERE IS THE DEDICATION? WHERE IS THE FLAVOR?! TASTES LIKE DOG FOOD.
RC says – reply to this

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Luv that song! So fresh, so MC!

Can't wait for the album
jeremy says – reply to this

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perez ure losing alot of respect and u completely lost mines to wish death on people which u have done so many times is apalling…really get a life…i say u've eaten 3,000,000 too many twinkies…now the song is not her best but with a video im sure ill grow to like it
brooke says – reply to this

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ew, youre right she does suck.
Nathan says – reply to this

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That's hot!
It's A Fact! says – reply to this

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If you rushed to type "first," you are not the brightest ember in the campfire.
Mark says – reply to this

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I Looooovvvvvvvve it
chris says – reply to this

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WHAT?! are u for real?!?!

new Mariah KICKS ASS!!!

wooohooooooooo!
jad says – reply to this

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it's amazing, not bad at all
DROCK says – reply to this

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I'LL PASS…
kaimosae says – reply to this

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YOU SUCK!!!
wowthissongblows. says – reply to this

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This song sucks major twat. ITS SO BORING and and DULL. THIS IS NOT GOIGN TO BE A SUCCESSFUL SLOW SONG. The real truth is britney released the hottest songs of the years shes just too ill to promote it.
what r u talking about!!! says – reply to this

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the song sounds like a smash to me
Dan says – reply to this

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Its pretty good, easy listening, good fun.

her voice can do so much more though…
ShaneS says – reply to this

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I LOVE IT!!!!!!
rachel says – reply to this

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YOUR CRAZY! I LOVE IT!
Pute says – reply to this

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It does not suck more than the rest of her discography, it's just as crappy as usual.
Could have been released in 95, that's how irrelevant that shit is and even then it would have been labeled as crap.
In 2008 it's crap and dated !
leyla says – reply to this

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I like it. It's sexy!
Charles says – reply to this

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I agree mediocre blah…but it will become big bec herb "urban fans" like mediocrocy look at whats big right now "low" by flo rida plsssss
GAVACHA says – reply to this

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YES YOU ARE RIGHT NOT REALLY THAT GOOD THAT "RAPSINGING" IS GETTIN OLD……. BUT STILL LOVE HER

PAZ !
joe says – reply to this

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perez what is wrong with you….this is hot….awesome lyrics…hot beat…perfect lead single and will just get everybody ready for the main attraction which is probably gunna be "lovin you long time"
LaLa says – reply to this

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Sorry dahling - loves it!!
JoJo says – reply to this

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LOVE it !! Another #1.
TT says – reply to this

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Kinda sucks?? Whatever!! This song is HOT and very unlike ANYTHING on the radio right now.. it's nice and laid back, and catchy as hell! GO MARIAH!!!
NANCY says – reply to this

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IT'S GREAT PEREZ!!! I STILL LOVE YOU PEREZ!! MUCH LOVE FROM MONTREAL CANADA PAPI OXOXOXOXO
Tropico says – reply to this

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Its great!
awesome =) says – reply to this

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it sounds really good)))
VANITY RIVERS says – reply to this

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TYPICAL MARIAH….SAME FORMULA….YAWN!
HOPE THE REST OF THE ALBUM IS BETTER!
*W* says – reply to this

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LOVE IT!
cocosuperstar says – reply to this

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I Love it long life to Mariah's Big Return
MARY DANATA says – reply to this

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LUV IT!!!!!!!! I'M NOT A FAN OF HER, BUT LIKE "TOUCH MY BODY"

WHAT THE HELL IS A LAMB? DOES IT MEAN WHORES?
ariel says – reply to this

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agree it sucks!
Kelly says – reply to this

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Its bad. Sounds like Danity Kane.
jaclynlovesjerry says – reply to this

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UMM YEAH SHE NEEDS TO STOP TRYIN IT AINT WORKIN
Del says – reply to this

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it's not that bad. i like. janet's rock your body is better. my fingers are crossed for madonnas though. the leaks don't sound good.
jay says – reply to this

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Sounds like a huge hit! Def going to do better than the shitty Janet single you have been raving about (btw its already moving down the chart) Go Mariah!
haley says – reply to this

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OMG…I love it!!!
MimooFan says – reply to this

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I LOVE MARIAH!!
Give it some time you too will like it
Mia says – reply to this

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The diva is back! Awesome
MC 4-Ever! says – reply to this

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THIS SONG IS FUCKING AMAZING!! WHOEVER DOESNT LIKE THIS, IS SOO RETARDED! HAHA.. YOU HAVE BEEN USE TO THE LAME SONGS THAT HAVE BEEN PLAYING SINCE SHE LEFT THE SCENE. HAHAHAHA.. I FEEL SORRY FOR WHOEVER DOESNT LIKE THIS. SUCKS TO BE YOU!! BYE BITCH!!

MARIAH CAREY NEVER DISAPPOINTS!!
Jamese says – reply to this

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I love it!! you better work ms. mimi