New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!
Filed under: Mariah Carey
We're sorry, lambs, but this is disappointing.
We were really looking forward to Mariah Carey's new single, and it does not live up to our expectations.
CLICK HERE to listen to Mimi's Touch My Body - off her E=MC2 album, due out in April.
The song is not bad. It's worse. It's average.
Mediocrity kills!
Touch My Body is a very generic mid-tempo song. Nothing special about it.
Sad.
What do U think about Touch My Body?????
Posted: February 12, 2008 at 4:39 pm



eff you perez its amazing!
i never liked mimi
1st…..no it doesnt
what kind of beat is this?? So bad
i like it. =]
OMGGG I LOVE HER NEW SONG GO MARIAHHHH
IT DOES NOT SUCK! It's going to be another hot one for Ms. Mimi! Stop hating Perez.
THE ONLY ONES WHO WILL BUY THIS SHIT ARE QUEERS AND STEERS AND I DON'T SEE ANY COWS LINING UP FOR THIS
FIRST I LOVE I LOVE LOVE LOVE
mariah is getting a little corny
Kind of sucks…. try LOTS
Liked her when she first came out…..now….not so much.
She's a little too stuck up for my taste!
FIRST LOVE IT LOVE IT
It's not that bad……not normal Mariah but not horrible…..
It's hot perez…what are you smoking?
Yep, it sucks
damn i wish she would go back to making good music…what happened to the old mariah and her pop ballads???
Just Meh…Sorely disappointed
new MiMi SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
it's not bad.. not differemt.. average as usual !!
worse than normal. time for another breakdown!!
FIRST FIRST FIRST BIATCHES
Almost sounds like a Spice Girls song. NOT GOOD AT ALL!!!
First!
hate herr
First… BAD and not in a good way!
Love Mariah!!!!!
hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot
It's too slow…
"I will hunt you down?"
hahaAHAHAHAHA
hahahahahhaha, crappy ass song hahahah
First!
TYPICAL
Says who? You?
But Perez, youre still wearing that thing that melted on your head.
C'mon ya comedian.
Kinda GAY!!!
It REALLY sucks!
LOVE IT!!!!
third!!! owwww
oh god… the slag just discovered the vocoder? … mariah's first cds were great… most of her stuff since fantasy are SO NOT spectacular.
Boring!
first - sweet !
you kinda suck……this rocks !
I like it!!!!
It SHOULD be called Re-Touch my Body!
At least we have new Madonna to look forward to…..
That's a matter of opinion……………
dude - what were u expecting??
btw i need w/all the money u makin u should o some make over from head to toes
its okay!!
why is she trying to talk all gangsta? is that sarcasm or is she serious?
lame.
Its not to bad…i tought it be faster and more upbeat.
WHERE IS THE PASSION?! WHERE IS THE DEDICATION? WHERE IS THE FLAVOR?! TASTES LIKE DOG FOOD.
Luv that song! So fresh, so MC!
Can't wait for the album
perez ure losing alot of respect and u completely lost mines to wish death on people which u have done so many times is apalling…really get a life…i say u've eaten 3,000,000 too many twinkies…now the song is not her best but with a video im sure ill grow to like it
ew, youre right she does suck.
That's hot!
If you rushed to type "first," you are not the brightest ember in the campfire.
I Looooovvvvvvvve it
WHAT?! are u for real?!?!
new Mariah KICKS ASS!!!
wooohooooooooo!
it's amazing, not bad at all
I'LL PASS…
YOU SUCK!!!
This song sucks major twat. ITS SO BORING and and DULL. THIS IS NOT GOIGN TO BE A SUCCESSFUL SLOW SONG. The real truth is britney released the hottest songs of the years shes just too ill to promote it.
the song sounds like a smash to me
Its pretty good, easy listening, good fun.
her voice can do so much more though…
I LOVE IT!!!!!!
YOUR CRAZY! I LOVE IT!
It does not suck more than the rest of her discography, it's just as crappy as usual.
Could have been released in 95, that's how irrelevant that shit is and even then it would have been labeled as crap.
In 2008 it's crap and dated !
I like it. It's sexy!
I agree mediocre blah…but it will become big bec herb "urban fans" like mediocrocy look at whats big right now "low" by flo rida plsssss
YES YOU ARE RIGHT NOT REALLY THAT GOOD THAT "RAPSINGING" IS GETTIN OLD……. BUT STILL LOVE HER
PAZ !
perez what is wrong with you….this is hot….awesome lyrics…hot beat…perfect lead single and will just get everybody ready for the main attraction which is probably gunna be "lovin you long time"
Sorry dahling - loves it!!
LOVE it !! Another #1.
Kinda sucks?? Whatever!! This song is HOT and very unlike ANYTHING on the radio right now.. it's nice and laid back, and catchy as hell! GO MARIAH!!!
IT'S GREAT PEREZ!!! I STILL LOVE YOU PEREZ!! MUCH LOVE FROM MONTREAL CANADA PAPI OXOXOXOXO
Its great!
it sounds really good)))
TYPICAL MARIAH….SAME FORMULA….YAWN!
HOPE THE REST OF THE ALBUM IS BETTER!
LOVE IT!
I Love it long life to Mariah's Big Return
LUV IT!!!!!!!! I'M NOT A FAN OF HER, BUT LIKE "TOUCH MY BODY"
WHAT THE HELL IS A LAMB? DOES IT MEAN WHORES?
agree it sucks!
Its bad. Sounds like Danity Kane.
UMM YEAH SHE NEEDS TO STOP TRYIN IT AINT WORKIN
it's not that bad. i like. janet's rock your body is better. my fingers are crossed for madonnas though. the leaks don't sound good.
Sounds like a huge hit! Def going to do better than the shitty Janet single you have been raving about (btw its already moving down the chart) Go Mariah!
OMG…I love it!!!
I LOVE MARIAH!!
Give it some time you too will like it
The diva is back! Awesome
THIS SONG IS FUCKING AMAZING!! WHOEVER DOESNT LIKE THIS, IS SOO RETARDED! HAHA.. YOU HAVE BEEN USE TO THE LAME SONGS THAT HAVE BEEN PLAYING SINCE SHE LEFT THE SCENE. HAHAHAHA.. I FEEL SORRY FOR WHOEVER DOESNT LIKE THIS. SUCKS TO BE YOU!! BYE BITCH!!
MARIAH CAREY NEVER DISAPPOINTS!!
I love it!! you better work ms. mimi