New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!

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We're sorry, lambs, but this is disappointing.

We were really looking forward to Mariah Carey's new single, and it does not live up to our expectations.

CLICK HERE to listen to Mimi's Touch My Body - off her E=MC2 album, due out in April.

The song is not bad. It's worse. It's average.

Mediocrity kills!

Touch My Body is a very generic mid-tempo song. Nothing special about it.

Sad.

What do U think about Touch My Body?????

    Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 4:39 pm / Email this  »

    2078 comments to “New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!”

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    1. troy boy says – reply to this


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      eff you perez its amazing!

    2. hi says – reply to this


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      i never liked mimi

    3. alex r says – reply to this


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      1st…..no it doesnt

    4. awful says – reply to this


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      what kind of beat is this?? So bad

    5. caro says – reply to this


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      i like it. =]

    6. Emmanuel says – reply to this


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      OMGGG I LOVE HER NEW SONG GO MARIAHHHH

    7. lucky says – reply to this


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      IT DOES NOT SUCK! It's going to be another hot one for Ms. Mimi! Stop hating Perez.

    8. WASHED UP says – reply to this


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      THE ONLY ONES WHO WILL BUY THIS SHIT ARE QUEERS AND STEERS AND I DON'T SEE ANY COWS LINING UP FOR THIS

    9. Emmanuel says – reply to this


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      FIRST I LOVE I LOVE LOVE LOVE

    10. goddess says – reply to this


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      mariah is getting a little corny

    11. Betty says – reply to this


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      Kind of sucks…. try LOTS

    12. Arm Pitt says – reply to this


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      Liked her when she first came out…..now….not so much.
      She's a little too stuck up for my taste!

    13. Emmanuel says – reply to this


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      FIRST LOVE IT LOVE IT

    14. Ashley says – reply to this


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      It's not that bad……not normal Mariah but not horrible…..

    15. Joshua says – reply to this


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      It's hot perez…what are you smoking?

    16. danyelle says – reply to this


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      Yep, it sucks

    17. Daniel says – reply to this


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      damn i wish she would go back to making good music…what happened to the old mariah and her pop ballads???

    18. Molly says – reply to this


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      Just Meh…Sorely disappointed

    19. lkasjdlfk says – reply to this


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      new MiMi SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

    20. cas says – reply to this


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      it's not bad.. not differemt.. average as usual !!

    21. mica says – reply to this


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      worse than normal. time for another breakdown!!

    22. opkjiok says – reply to this


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      FIRST FIRST FIRST BIATCHES

    23. No Thanks!! says – reply to this


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      Almost sounds like a Spice Girls song. NOT GOOD AT ALL!!!

    24. ChezCat says – reply to this


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      First!

    25. ahahaha says – reply to this


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      hate herr

    26. Jen says – reply to this


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      First… BAD and not in a good way!

    27. JK says – reply to this


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      Love Mariah!!!!!

    28. lisa says – reply to this


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      hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot

    29. ian says – reply to this


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      It's too slow…

      "I will hunt you down?"

      hahaAHAHAHAHA

    30. pernille says – reply to this


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      hahahahahhaha, crappy ass song hahahah

    31. Bruno says – reply to this


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      First!

    32. vampira says – reply to this


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      TYPICAL

    33. Patches says – reply to this


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      Says who? You?
      But Perez, youre still wearing that thing that melted on your head.
      C'mon ya comedian.

    34. ty says – reply to this


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      Kinda GAY!!!

    35. Kellyyyyyy says – reply to this


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      It REALLY sucks!

    36. brendon says – reply to this


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      LOVE IT!!!!

    37. sally says – reply to this


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      third!!! owwww

    38. ryns says – reply to this


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      oh god… the slag just discovered the vocoder? … mariah's first cds were great… most of her stuff since fantasy are SO NOT spectacular.

    39. Go says – reply to this


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      Boring!

    40. chuy laredo says – reply to this


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      first - sweet !

      you kinda suck……this rocks !

    41. crackalakin says – reply to this


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      I like it!!!!

    42. Jeremy says – reply to this


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      It SHOULD be called Re-Touch my Body!

      At least we have new Madonna to look forward to…..

    43. Deeeeeeeee says – reply to this


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      That's a matter of opinion……………

    44. sorry4perez says – reply to this


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      dude - what were u expecting??
      btw i need w/all the money u makin u should o some make over from head to toes

    45. vintage says – reply to this


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      its okay!!

    46. leenei says – reply to this


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      why is she trying to talk all gangsta? is that sarcasm or is she serious?

      lame.

    47. Jay says – reply to this


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      Its not to bad…i tought it be faster and more upbeat.

    48. kt says – reply to this


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      WHERE IS THE PASSION?! WHERE IS THE DEDICATION? WHERE IS THE FLAVOR?! TASTES LIKE DOG FOOD.

    49. RC says – reply to this


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      Luv that song! So fresh, so MC!

      Can't wait for the album

    50. jeremy says – reply to this


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      perez ure losing alot of respect and u completely lost mines to wish death on people which u have done so many times is apalling…really get a life…i say u've eaten 3,000,000 too many twinkies…now the song is not her best but with a video im sure ill grow to like it

    51. brooke says – reply to this


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      ew, youre right she does suck.

    52. Nathan says – reply to this


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      That's hot!

    53. It's A Fact! says – reply to this


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      If you rushed to type "first," you are not the brightest ember in the campfire.

    54. Mark says – reply to this


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      I Looooovvvvvvvve it

    55. chris says – reply to this


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      WHAT?! are u for real?!?!

      new Mariah KICKS ASS!!!

      wooohooooooooo!

    56. jad says – reply to this


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      it's amazing, not bad at all

    57. DROCK says – reply to this


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      I'LL PASS…

    58. kaimosae says – reply to this


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      YOU SUCK!!!

    59. wowthissongblows. says – reply to this


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      This song sucks major twat. ITS SO BORING and and DULL. THIS IS NOT GOIGN TO BE A SUCCESSFUL SLOW SONG. The real truth is britney released the hottest songs of the years shes just too ill to promote it.

    60. what r u talking about!!! says – reply to this


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      the song sounds like a smash to me

    61. Dan says – reply to this


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      Its pretty good, easy listening, good fun.

      her voice can do so much more though…

    62. ShaneS says – reply to this


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      I LOVE IT!!!!!!

    63. rachel says – reply to this


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      YOUR CRAZY! I LOVE IT!

    64. Pute says – reply to this


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      It does not suck more than the rest of her discography, it's just as crappy as usual.
      Could have been released in 95, that's how irrelevant that shit is and even then it would have been labeled as crap.
      In 2008 it's crap and dated !

    65. leyla says – reply to this


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      I like it. It's sexy!

    66. Charles says – reply to this


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      I agree mediocre blah…but it will become big bec herb "urban fans" like mediocrocy look at whats big right now "low" by flo rida plsssss

    67. GAVACHA says – reply to this


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      YES YOU ARE RIGHT NOT REALLY THAT GOOD THAT "RAPSINGING" IS GETTIN OLD……. BUT STILL LOVE HER

      PAZ !

    68. joe says – reply to this


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      perez what is wrong with you….this is hot….awesome lyrics…hot beat…perfect lead single and will just get everybody ready for the main attraction which is probably gunna be "lovin you long time"

    69. LaLa says – reply to this


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      Sorry dahling - loves it!!

    70. JoJo says – reply to this


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      LOVE it !! Another #1.

    71. TT says – reply to this


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      Kinda sucks?? Whatever!! This song is HOT and very unlike ANYTHING on the radio right now.. it's nice and laid back, and catchy as hell! GO MARIAH!!!

    72. NANCY says – reply to this


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      IT'S GREAT PEREZ!!! I STILL LOVE YOU PEREZ!! MUCH LOVE FROM MONTREAL CANADA PAPI OXOXOXOXO

    73. Tropico says – reply to this


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      Its great!

    74. awesome =) says – reply to this


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      it sounds really good)))

    75. VANITY RIVERS says – reply to this


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      TYPICAL MARIAH….SAME FORMULA….YAWN!
      HOPE THE REST OF THE ALBUM IS BETTER!

    76. *W* says – reply to this


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      LOVE IT!

    77. cocosuperstar says – reply to this


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      I Love it long life to Mariah's Big Return

    78. MARY DANATA says – reply to this


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      LUV IT!!!!!!!! I'M NOT A FAN OF HER, BUT LIKE "TOUCH MY BODY"

      WHAT THE HELL IS A LAMB? DOES IT MEAN WHORES?

    79. ariel says – reply to this


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      agree it sucks!

    80. Kelly says – reply to this


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      Its bad. Sounds like Danity Kane.

    81. jaclynlovesjerry says – reply to this


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      UMM YEAH SHE NEEDS TO STOP TRYIN IT AINT WORKIN

    82. Del says – reply to this


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      it's not that bad. i like. janet's rock your body is better. my fingers are crossed for madonnas though. the leaks don't sound good.

    83. jay says – reply to this


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      Sounds like a huge hit! Def going to do better than the shitty Janet single you have been raving about (btw its already moving down the chart) Go Mariah!

    84. haley says – reply to this


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      OMG…I love it!!!

    85. MimooFan says – reply to this


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      I LOVE MARIAH!!
      Give it some time you too will like it

    86. Mia says – reply to this


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      The diva is back! Awesome

    87. MC 4-Ever! says – reply to this


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      THIS SONG IS FUCKING AMAZING!! WHOEVER DOESNT LIKE THIS, IS SOO RETARDED! HAHA.. YOU HAVE BEEN USE TO THE LAME SONGS THAT HAVE BEEN PLAYING SINCE SHE LEFT THE SCENE. HAHAHAHA.. I FEEL SORRY FOR WHOEVER DOESNT LIKE THIS. SUCKS TO BE YOU!! BYE BITCH!!

      MARIAH CAREY NEVER DISAPPOINTS!!

    88. Jamese says – reply to this


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      I love it!! you better work ms. mimi

    89. Ugh.SheMakesMeSick says – reply to this


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      I haven't liked her music since she stopped singing and started doing that raspy whisper thing she thinks is sexy but really makes her sound like a has-been. It is a sign of desperation when people who have spoken with normal english start singing songs about "People all up in my biz…dis…dat…blahblahblah." Ridiculous song.

    90. K says – reply to this


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      I really like it

      I will hunt you down!

    91. HOTTTT says – reply to this


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      Love this song…its not uptempo but that doesnt mean its not hot. not everything has to sound like britney/janet etc

    92. lynzey02 says – reply to this


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      It's not that bad, I would perfer something like "its like that" but its not horrible perez!

    93. Colleen says – reply to this


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      its doesnt suck, not what i expected though..

    94. Nick ; ) says – reply to this


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      i love it! it's simple, but i think it's really good.

    95. david says – reply to this


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      omg, it DOES suck! sounds like she's sill riding the "we belong together" success and made another clone instead of making quality music. uh oh! sorry lambs, madonna might bury THAT CHICK in april!

    96. Jeanny01 says – reply to this


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      I have to agree with you Perez. That sucks. It's boring.
      Now I know Mariah never was very original. But this is sad.
      I thought it would be more

    97. Tony Mazelli says – reply to this


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      Number 8, the queens will not be in line for this one, at least the ones with taste. It's just not good, like much of her other stuff. No wonder it was pushed back again and again.

    98. hey perez says – reply to this


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      hey perez!!
      its not average… but the other Mimis songs are way better!
      you know you love me.

    99. Hairybeast says – reply to this


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      Perezhilton.com writers are such sh@t stirrers. the song is smooth. mimi is a hit maker.

    100. Mia says – reply to this


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      Was expecting better from her…This song is mundane and boring, I didn't even bother to listen to it through, I skipped ahead hoping it would get better but it's just the same boring crap through out.

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