New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!

Filed under: Mariah Carey

We're sorry, lambs, but this is disappointing.

We were really looking forward to Mariah Carey's new single, and it does not live up to our expectations.

CLICK HERE to listen to Mimi's Touch My Body - off her E=MC2 album, due out in April.

The song is not bad. It's worse. It's average.

Mediocrity kills!

Touch My Body is a very generic mid-tempo song. Nothing special about it.

Sad.

What do U think about Touch My Body?????

Posted: Feb 12, 2008 at 4:39 pm / Email this »

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MCFan4Evr says – reply to this

1001

I LOVE THIS SONG!!!! Can't wait to see the video! Mariah's next #1 single!
Robert says – reply to this

1002

maybe the content is not appopriate for radio but otherwise it ROCKS!…..
syukrie_carey says – reply to this

1003

mariah biges of diva
you my inspiration.my all,my life
jess says – reply to this

1004

what's wrong with u ppl? its so fresh and different for MC. i love it. give it a few listens. its really hot. i think the ppl who say it sucks are ppl who generaly dont like MC cos really even if you didnt like it that much, how can u say it sucks?

i love it. its on repeat.
Tintin says – reply to this

1005

LOVE LOVE LOVE IT… MARIAH ROCKS THIS SONG! You must have been feeling a little deaf or hormonal when you were listening to it… Average it is not!
veronica says – reply to this

1006

Loving the new single…who produced it? it's hot!
mikey says – reply to this

1007

mariah is back. the song is a grower and has hit written all over it!
JT says – reply to this

1008

i just heard this on z100….LOVE IT….very catchy
mc says – reply to this

1009

its great, shut up!
Aldie says – reply to this

1010

Love it! Her relevance persists, like my faith in God. We missed ya, MC. Glad to have you back…and what an entrance!
Arthur says – reply to this

1011

I'm listening to this song over and over again !!! I love it !!!! A Huge Tube !! You Can Bet On It !!!!
cassie says – reply to this

1012

luvs mc!!! other than the 'hunt you down' line, this song is good and i like it more after i listened to it 5 times. she is so funny with her lyrics, divalicious in control all the way. f#@$% obama, mimi for PREZ!!!!!!
Geo says – reply to this

1013

This song is rufus!!!
Annie says – reply to this

1014

I love it!!!
FOMM'S TUBGIRL says – reply to this

1015

OMG I LOVE IT BITCHES
FOMM'S TUBGIRL says – reply to this

1016

OMG I LOVE IT BITCHES
FOMM'S TUBGIRL says – reply to this

1017

OMG I LOVE IT BITCHES
FOMM'S TUBGIRL says – reply to this

1018

OMG I LOVE IT BITCHES
FOMM'S TUBGIRL says – reply to this

1019

OMG I LOVE IT BITCHES
FOMM'S TUBGIRL says – reply to this

1020

OMG I LOVE IT BITCHES
FOMM'S TUBGIRL says – reply to this

1021

OMG I LOVE IT BITCHES
FOMM'S TUBGIRL says – reply to this

1022

OMG I LOVE IT BITCHES
FOMM'S TUBGIRL says – reply to this

1023

OMG I LOVE IT BITCHES
DOGGYVZLA says – reply to this

1024

PEREJIL-TON YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY, COME PINGA! MARIAH IS THE BEST
Britney's Happy but disappointed puss says – reply to this

1025

double LMMAO. This is so disappointing, she looks sooo great now but sounds sooooooooooooooooooo DEAD. I can only laugh!!!!! I really was expecting the best of the best, but this is just a sad joke!
Phil says – reply to this

1026

its a hit for sure, love the song.
mcfan says – reply to this

1027

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It's so go0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0od,kinda like always be my baby.this is MIMI's year
raci says – reply to this

1028

Whoever is singing with her sounds better than her, she is just a skank anyway!!!! Worst "look at me, look at me" I have ever seen in a celebrity. She makes me sick.
jen says – reply to this

1029

i really like this song. im sure the cd has a lot more to offer, but i think its a good single and will do well on radio.
ronnie says – reply to this

1030

i think this song is gold! MC does it again with another hit.
MArkus says – reply to this

1031

WHAT? Man, you know as much about music as you do hair - NOT MUCH! The beat is hott; Listen to the words and stop trying to create some attention on yourself. You want attention? Stop judging britney and look in the mirror ugly late bitch.
Jill says – reply to this

1032

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1033

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1034

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1035

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1036

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1037

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1038

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1039

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1040

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1041

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1042

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1043

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1044

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1045

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1046

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1047

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1048

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
YOU SUCK! says – reply to this

1049

i love it!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1050

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1051

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1052

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1053

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1054

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jill says – reply to this

1055

MARIAH IS A FAT COW!!!!!!!!!
Jessica says – reply to this

1056

this song is hot!!!!! love you Mariah
mariahkorea says – reply to this

1057

no it's not bad. i bet it's like underneath the stars from daydream album.
it's so fresh spring sound. lovely and lovely. the people will sing along with
mariah.
Joey says – reply to this

1058

It sucks.
BrandonLee says – reply to this

1059

SUX… MIMIs COW!!!
andy leo says – reply to this

1060

i love it. VERY catchy!! it simple and soft. i predict the smash hit you were expecting is being saved for a 2nd or 3rd single release!
piercarey says – reply to this

1061

u perez sucks!!! u're just good to tell us who's gay and who's not… so go on that way…. new mariah's single ROCKSSSSSS i love it..
a lamb from mariahdaily!!!!
Tiffany Cartier says – reply to this

1062

Oh Mariah. You are singing in Ebonics?!? You have hit an all time low.
Lamb4ever says – reply to this

1063

Mariah is the best, the song is the best, It hurts that you do not know of music, or the brain does not give you for it. lov Ya.

E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²E=MC²
WooHoo says – reply to this

1064

LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
derek says – reply to this

1065

I think you suck Perez!!
This song is amazingly catchy and well-made.
We don't need to always hear something fresh and new.
This song is still very good and worth #1 spot on Billboard.
Elizabeth says – reply to this

1066

I LIKE IT!! PEREZ YOUR NOT TALKING FOR ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF! THIS SONG IS GOOD!! GO MARIAH!!!!!
loverMoon says – reply to this

1067

touch my body perezzz!!
love that:)
tg says – reply to this

1068

sounds like M.C. if its not broke dont fix it ………….cant wait for her cd
wow says – reply to this

1069

this song is just great.
2 thumbs down says – reply to this

1070

song sux

mariah sux

touch her body and get a free STD from this nasty old skank with the big fake titties
mcluver says – reply to this

1071

your full of shit perez!!!! it kicks ass!!!! you just don't know, but then again you like britney spears!
MCfan says – reply to this

1072

love love love love the single MC is amazing
andy leo says – reply to this

1073

Re: WASHED UP – because queers have taste. you don't see queers listening to hetero crap about banging chicks and getting high. you're a loser.
Carly(: says – reply to this

1074

are you kidding!
this song is amazing!
i was so impressed!
not just because I'm a die hard Mariah fan,
but because the song IS good!
keep on rockin Mariah!!!
I
i like that! says – reply to this

1075

i think it's really good.
Taylor D says – reply to this

1076

PEREZ YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

This song is amazing! Its light, sweet and has a nice beat. I really really advise you to change your review because you are so wrong i mean look at what everyone is writing the majority love the song. Its mariah carey she cant do wrong so shut the fuck up perez.

-Mariahs #1 Lamb!
Taz says – reply to this

1077

I like it!
Perez Fart Box says – reply to this

1078

Grest song - it's got a light spring-mist-like tone to it - perfect for the season…smooth intro. to her upcoming singles from E-MC2. Mariah got the pipes to make Perez' schuggly hair raise him like parachute in bleak smoggy air - so why scream it all the time?

Cheerio!
James says – reply to this

1079

Ummm… does she actually coo the words "you tube"? Is this a sick joke?
Max says – reply to this

1080

WOW!!!!!!!!!

There are more than 1.000 messajes in 2 hours, commenting about then new hot track by Mimi!

Thats so cool!!!

You rock Mimi!
m00sika says – reply to this

1081

this song is decent. im just hoping theres at least 1 or 2 two songs on the new album that just blow me away n make me actually wanna buy the new album.
ronalddoctor says – reply to this

1082

FANTASTIC!!!! 2 TUMBS UP!!!! GO MY GIRL!! WE LOVE U! WE'LL SUPPORT U!!
Carly(: says – reply to this

1083

Re: Jill –
fuck you Jill!!!!!!!!!!
your a fat ass cow!!!
MIMI ROCKS!! welshangel13 says – reply to this

1084

MARIAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LUV THIS, ITS SMOOTH, SEXY AND SO SASSY! GO MIMI!!

THINK YOUR WRONG PEREZ, THIS IS GONNA BE A HIT, MAYBE NOT A NUMBER 1 BUT A HIT ALL THE SAME
Brit says – reply to this

1085

touch my body is hot!!!
Damita Mo says – reply to this

1086

at first i wasn't too sure but the more i listen to it the more i like it. it's one of those songs that make u smile when ur singing along to it. I'm sure it will be a success for Mariah
kristin says – reply to this

1087

i love her, her voice is amazing
ill buy any cd she makes i even bought glitter lol
edulos says – reply to this

1088

It's AIGHT! Nothing major about it. It's one of those songs I'm going to have to listen to more than once to really get a good feeling about it. Nice top 10 hit though for sure.
Nick says – reply to this

1089

You don't know what you're talking about. This song is amazingly hot. It's an urban jam. Not some dance anthem by a washed-up has been. Or some indie rock song. If you don't appreciate urban music, then you shouldn't comment on it.
Joe says – reply to this

1090

ok she needs more mainstream songs. Most people don't have cameras following them so they can't relate to the lyrics. The beat is weird and not catchy at all. what happened mariah. please start singing songs us folks can relate to because we won't listen to stupid crap about cameras following you and touch your body. Stop with the narcissim too. Your known for your voice and no one wants to look at your body no more.
Yo momma 909!!! says – reply to this

1091

Re: Jill –

YOU ARE A FAT COW!!!
JILL GO BACK UP THE F'CKN HILL!!!
LMAO!!!!! LOSER ASS MO FO!!!!
cool song says – reply to this

1092

it rocks! F you Perez!!! you fat pig! in fact i'm listening it right now! she is the best selling female artist for a reason!
Davidson says – reply to this

1093

Get over it Perez! Alot a people LOVE MARIAH CAREY! wHY CAN YOU ADMIT IT TO THE WORLD!!!!. tHE NEW SONG IS HOTEMALE. The queen of the charts is back!!! Get ready to hate heaters cause this one is going to be another number 1!!!!
ashcash says – reply to this

1094

i think its pretty ok….itll prolly grow on me. but i honestly think it sounds like everything she normally does.
dean says – reply to this

1095

Omg I love it!!1!
Bonnie says – reply to this

1096

I get it…it's cute, light. I like Mariah for being not taking herself too seriously on this one.
SecretRendezvous says – reply to this

1097

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PEREZ, YOU'RE JUT BITCHING BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR MIRROR DON'T GET ALONG! LMFAO!

PREPARE FOR MISS CAREY, BITCHES!
jane says – reply to this

1098

guys, makin TOO MUCH OF POP is not IN these days!this is Mariah experimenting a new flavor again..So far so good Mariah!
K. says – reply to this

1099

this stinks….but then again we are talking about Mariah.

The words…hahaha….oh jesus.
K. says – reply to this

1100

this stinks….but then again we are talking about Mariah.

The words…hahaha….oh jesus.