New Mariah! It Kinda Sucks!!!
Filed under: Mariah Carey
We're sorry, lambs, but this is disappointing.
We were really looking forward to Mariah Carey's new single, and it does not live up to our expectations.
CLICK HERE to listen to Mimi's Touch My Body - off her E=MC2 album, due out in April.
The song is not bad. It's worse. It's average.
Mediocrity kills!
Touch My Body is a very generic mid-tempo song. Nothing special about it.
Sad.
What do U think about Touch My Body?????
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First let me say that I am a huge Mariah fan - have been since day one. But as a fan, I'm with her through the highs and the lows. This is definitely a low. Not only is this a horrible first single, I can't believe that this is even going to be on the album at all. I want Mariah to continue with all the success in the world, but this is not going to help.
"I better not catch this flick on youtube"? Seriously? She can do better than this.
it is going to grow on people trust me.
I love it!
Never been a huge fan of Mimi, but I actually really like this song. Perezito escuhala varias veces…then tell us what you think.
SOOOOO GOOD! I really like it! I'm liking this new MAriah!
It's a new sound for her, she's experimenting!
Its ok. Way too much hype. but like a good lamb ill learn to love it.. its already growing on me!!! NEW MARIAH!! thank god!!!
Typical Mariah…same recipe over and over. She is overrated and boring…snoozefest.
perez what are you talking about. i like it. top 5 hit. word up!
this is a great R&B song…really catchy. perez has no ears
I actually think it's REALLY catchy…a grower.
i like it !!!perez u will like it! listen to it a lil bit more!!
i'm pretty sure that Mariah has some huge surprises on her upcoming album for us!! luv u MC
craptastical
this song sounds like someone singing to Twinkle Twinkle little Star. It's horrible! i wouldn't waiste money buying this album at all.
are you serious?? I looove it…definitely not mediocre. much better than half the shit on the radio right now
If it wasn't Mariah Carey singing this song, no one would have given it the time of day to even bother listening to to. It isn't anything spectacular. She should reconsider releasing it as a single. OR maybe she's planning on releasing an AMAZING music video to make up for the song.
yeah her songs nowhere as good as that crappy janet jackson song u liked. whatever
bitch stole my name!
She sucks…
She sucks…
Are you kidding me?! It's amazingly catchy!
Yeah, it's not what people excepeted- but I think she's saving the better singles for later.
Anyways, I think it's great, really.
sorry, whoriah. GLITTER PART 2?
i think this song is effin amazing
its different
its mariah
obv not fuckin…rihanna or beyoncee
its good
perez you just hating:P
I LOVE THIS EFFIN SONG!
me no likey
I didn't listen, I never do, but I am going to give my opinion anyway. This bitch sounds tired. And bored. As we are with her.
you're right — sucks
I LOVE IT!!!! I LOVE MIMI!!!!
Tepid…not bad..but could be anyone…not special. Vocally doesn't do much….except sort of near the end, but barely. Bland.
Re: jeremy – Jeremy dude learn how the fuck to spell and put a sentence together. You are bashing on other people and you should look at yourself first you asshole. You cant even spell douche bag. If you dont like Perez then dont fucking come here. FUCKING ASSHOLE
I'll have to agree with Perez. That is a horrible song. Sounds like it was left over from the 1993 R&B bin…. for someone who is supposed to have such an amzing voice, she does it ABSOLUTELY no justice. Did I hear them computerize her voice in the first verse? Why???????? There's no range in song and it sounds like she's trying a bit too hard to sound 'ghetto'.
this sucks.
its cute i luv it!!! its better than most of the crap thats out right now
OMG This is beyond horrid. It sounds like a filler track off of her "Butterfly" album. I was really looking forward to her bringing the heat this time around. Especially with the success of her last album and with Madonna's new track garnering so much buzz, but Mariah, damn, this is beyond horrible for a lead single, or a single at all.
The song is BORING as hell!!!
zzzzzzzzz
boring.
such a typical mariah song. the moment the music started i knew who it was.
sounds like typical mariah…. good enough!
LOVE IT! her voice sounds amazing
It's good…. sounds like OLD mariah…. u know before she had rappers in all of her song and found out she was part black!!
It is so slow & generic! I expected bigger and better from Emancipation of Mimi but this just ..*blah
Mariah, bring it!
Lame. It sucks.
stinky. this is not "fresh."
im going to have to disagree with you on this one perez
It is a little mediocre. However, I like it a lot more than Feedback. Perez needs to get over Janet. She can barely sing and she sucks as of lately….
SONG IS EFFING HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CHORUS IS REAL SMOOTH….AND SHE TALKS ABOUT WENDY WILLIAMS THE REAL QUEEN OF ALL MEDIA PEREZ!!!!
True.
IT'S ACTUALLY GOOD!!!!
love it she didnt disappoint!!!
its SOOOO Boring…
What a bad follow up :/ Im sorry for her
And for her fans, another bomb.
Oh Honey, it's not that the new Mariah sucks. IT'S ALL MARIAH SUCKS! NOW GET IT RIGHT!
it sucks… im sick of this bitch… she only appeals to ghetto bitches
it's growing on me….much better than "Feedback"
LOVE IT! LOVE IT! LOVE IT! LOVE IT!LOVE IT! LOVE IT!LOVE IT! LOVE IT!LOVE IT! LOVE IT!LOVE IT! LOVE IT!LOVE IT! LOVE IT!LOVE IT! LOVE IT!LOVE IT! LOVE IT!LOVE IT! LOVE IT!LOVE IT! LOVE IT!LOVE IT! LOVE IT!LOVE IT! LOVE IT!
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT PIG IS STILL SQUEELING
I actually really like this song a lot.
Oh god it's bollocks.
i agree it's kinda average. just a bit disappointed. but its still a great MC song. i'm just scared the whole album will be SO hip-hop…
BRING A BOOK! That's the most boring song I've heard in a LONG time! That boring whore has SUCKED for a long time now…and so does anyone who likes that trash voice of hers. My ears are bleeding from all the squealing––dolphins have better voices.
the chorus isnt that bad but the rest makes me wanna hit my computer so the damn thing stops skipping
MEDIOCRE SONG. THE AMERICANS WILL LOVE IT THOUGH.
booooooooooooooooooooring
I like it! I don't think she can do a bad song really…I love her voice and style.
I LOVE this. It's good. SO GOOD.
Isn't she supposed to have a good voice? She sounds like any random girl singing… nothing special, at all. And "Touch my Body?" I think her annoying personality cancels out any sex appeal she may have.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU !!!!!
THIS SONG IS SOOOO BEAUTIFUL !!! WONDERFUL !! SUCH A SUMMER SONG !!! I LOVE IT, WE LOVE IT AND ITS GONNA BE A NR.1 HIT !!!!!!!
MIMI is pushing 40 and when you reach that age in this business your voice starts to slide along with the publics interest in you. I like Mimi, but she has to realize like all once great singers have to, that her best years(and talent) are behind her. Her high notes were once in the upper atmosphere, but that was 20 years ago and now it has mellowed out and so should she. Starting with the way she dresses and behaves.
you're right. it sucks!! it's a shame to do a song like that
its AMAZING!
SHUT UP PEREZ
I kind of like, better than Janet
First of all Perez I Love you - I am a BIG fan
but the song is not bad its no what we all expected but its not bad
I like it!
Umm not really diggin on it, it is really horrible I am pretty disappointed in her I thought she may still have some talent I was mistaken
ZZZZZZZZ………Huh??! What the–I must've fallen asleep during that insanely boring "song"……I was never a fan of Mariah…But I must admit this is a new low for her…..Oh well….Back to my nap……ZZZZZZZZZZZZ……………….
Needs a Remix….
basura
perez is on crack. this song is pretty decent.
Oh Honey get it right, it's not that the new one sucks……all her stuff sucks
it sounds like everything else on the radio right now. Don't think it's exceptional, but I don't think it's horrible either. I don't know if I would have chosen it for a first single.
i like her, but not the song! disappointed!
Perez u are stupid!!!! buy a Victoria Beckham cd!!!! ups! doesnt exist…. This Song is NUmber ONE…
Let me guess…she hasn't bought advertising on your site??? Hot track…HATER! GO MOOORIAH!!!!!!!!!
not much of a follow up to emancipation of mimi….but luck next time but it might do good just cause it is Mariah
yeah, and you suck too…………
i love it
it kinds reminds me of 'Always Be My Baby', just more adult-like…can't wait until April 15th to cop the whole album!!!!!
Hmm, yeah a bit boring. It's growing on me a bit, though, and I can imagine it will lend itself to some excellent dance remixes (not lame rap ones, I hope). Can't imagine that her label would release something incredible when they are struggling with TWO misses from Janet's album. MC had to do something average so as not to blow the entire project away. Bet the next single is classic.
its ok for a album track - not the best single!!! And if this is the best song on the album I fear for her comeback!
OMG!!!!! this is a HIT!!!! come on Perezito dont be a hater, i love it
I don't like it Perez…
its not that great!
She's corny and horny
I LOVE IT!
It's nice, sounds sexy and positive…
Perez, I guess we couldn't agree everytime!
It's gonna be a hit. You'll see
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MUSIC YOU FUCKING WHALE !!!!!
SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIEHOLE AND GO HANG YOURSELF I SAID
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SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIEHOLE AND GO HANG YOURSELF I SAID
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MUSIC YOU FUCKING WHALE !!!!!
SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIEHOLE AND GO HANG YOURSELF I SAID
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MUSIC YOU FUCKING WHALE !!!!!
SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIEHOLE AND GO HANG YOURSELF I SAID
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MUSIC YOU FUCKING WHALE !!!!!
SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIEHOLE AND GO HANG YOURSELF I SAID
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MUSIC YOU FUCKING WHALE !!!!!
SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIEHOLE AND GO HANG YOURSELF I SAID
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT MUSIC YOU FUCKING WHALE !!!!!
SHUT YOUR FUCKING PIEHOLE AND GO HANG YOURSELF I SAID
omg LOVE IT!!!
perez u need ur ears checked!
Not so good, Mimi.
terrible 1st single but decent song. far from amazing.
terrible 1st single but decent song. far from amazing.
LAMEO!! Madonna is going to STEAMROLL this bitches ass. I had high hopes for this song. Sounds like EVERY OTHER SONG by Mariah. Ugh, I'm over it.
You guys can not read Perez said it was AVERAGE…which is not good at alll after having a diamond record with two number one songs on it
it sounds like something that britney spears should be singing and not mariah. its cute i guess but not her best. she can do much much much better. its aight
this is hot shit!!
The song is great!! not mediocre at all.